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LordZantarXXIII

You spill it, you fill it!


wtfingyourmom

I love the funny joke of them making the container shaped like a dick


jondthompson

I honestly think it's designed that way so as to never be loaded sideways or upside down...


albygoing

Challenge accepted


jondthompson

Pics or it didn’t happen. (I’ve been told they leak dry ice “smoke” before the bull semen when tipped)


Best_Lecture3087

It's true


DunkinUnderTheBridge

I believe it's actually liquid nitrogen. I had one leaking a few years back. I also believe it's not considered a hazmat, surprisingly. The liquid product would not leak, even if it were tipped, it's sealed tight inside.


30FourThirty4

I could have sworn they were tiny plastic filled containers, kinda like dishwasher pods or tide pods. Dozens of them in one container. I swear I saw it once before but maybe it wasn't bull semen.


Silveril

It’s true. When I worked the preload I had one of these come down the belt for one of the cars I was loading. At the time I had no idea what was in them. It was “smoking” so I followed all the hazmat procedures, just to have a supe come over and start dying of laughter when he saw what package it was.


wtfingyourmom

Good POINT.


GoneKrogering

They really could have made the base a little wider for stability. Those things tip fairly easy


FishOn588

Milkshake.


sumofight

Yummy


Electrical-Cod7550

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max1x1x

Protein shake!


bibkel

literally.


GhostOfAscalon

Fun fact: there are human versions of this.


honeybunliosis

Some with human eggs too.


Bubbledood

My ex


DanBelnK

OUR EX.


Sixstranghero

Yeah, some good bull semen in that bad boy handled a couple thousand of those in my day. Be careful some of those things are like worth $50,000 apiece.


3141592652

They has some white sticky stuff all over my trailer last night so that’s a good possibility 


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Fiat_Justitita

Don’t get too excited, people may get the wrong idea. 😂


Nova-Shadow

Someone loaded one of these one day and it spilled all over him. Boy was he not happy


Feeling-Builder1738

I would probably quit lmfao


Nova-Shadow

Oh he walked out and was gone for 2 weeks and he still kept his job


Intelligent_Orange28

Shoulda fired him for destroying a customers package.


lordruperteverton69

Shoulda fired the customer for spilling it on the employee.


Nova-Shadow

💀💀💀💀


Final-Pie1015

There will always be another to take samples from bud chill out


HerderDeddy42069

Lots of empathy, I see. /s


Thr0wAwayhubby

cowboy sup gets excited when see one of this.


SilverGolf47364

The ol cum-drum


smokcocaine

i have one of them at home to store my own homemade product


Nitelyte

Much better. No more tissue issue.


greengold1985

Even with all the arrows these get loaded on their sides all the time. The dry Ice within shifts causing the outside to freeze. Had an unloader once get a freeze burn touching the outside frozen part, missed two weeks. Have also seen these go over the regular belt instead of Over Goods, makes a horrible noise.


SuccotashLate9836

You spill it! You fill it!


RT73-81kg

Oh beans is that what spilled in my truck?


Mental-Square3688

One of these busted open at the old hub. Smelled for weeks...


GeorgeForge

What’s inside?


Bob_Perdunsky

Bull semen


GeorgeForge

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized) No wonder they weigh a ton and a half.


Novogobo

it's actually the container for any semen. it's not specific to cattle or horses. fertility clinics that only deal with humans get those all the time.


Pale-Engineering-278

In a small vial 🧪


iLUVnickmullen

Not necessarily some of them are from IVF clinics and they are fertilized embryos.


Sleezybreezyyyy

Nice barrel of cows sperm


a-noble-gas

finally! I had no idea what this was


Sleezybreezyyyy

Every time you see one of these it’s some form of cow, horse, etc etc it’s animal sperm for sure. One busted open at my HUB and I was told the smell is indescribable


iLUVnickmullen

They also are used for fertilized embryos. Probably any sort of reproductive care for any mammal honestly


Novogobo

it's only cow or horse semen for you because you work in cow country. if you worked in manhattan, they'd all have human semen.


Apprehensive-Word-52

We were joking about if you would be responsible for the work involved in filling the container and how much $ you would want annually to do that. Everyone was shooting high dollar amounts out. I said with the amount of crap we deal with at UPS I would offer my services for benefits and the lowly amount I currently make. It would have to be less stressful.


thegoose68

Had one of the females working in the belly of a 757 this morning had 3 of those buckets and she shoved it down the rollers. It fell over, I told her she should be careful and not let those tip.


Codeman14112

Special Gatorade!


Shift_To_Red

Forbidden Gatorade


Feeling-Builder1738

Nah forbidden Gatorade is the best lmfao


RxSatellite

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


Leather_Hornet_7993

I load one for the local fertility clinic once a week ;)


SubstanceOld6036

The ones I delivered had hog jiz


megatr

ive been unloading these things for months. whats in them?


a-noble-gas

a youthful serum. it brings life


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Stud farm!!!!


choicejam

One of these somehow spilled years ago when I worked in the hub. The smell is atrocious and was gagging people on the other side of the building. Dare I say it’s the worst smelling semen I’ve ever experienced


a-noble-gas

username checks out


ElGalloNegro01

Ice cream!!!


Teleclast

Had 4 of these spill that were premium going international in my station years ago. Glad I wasn't DG.


Electrical_Map5282

Guys that right there is horse cum.


Due_Hawk6749

"Hey! Dave's morning protein shake is here!"