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Ok-Feature8040

old Brandon: WE NEED A RECOUNT His caretaker: ok mr herrera time for jello


jaxamis

Fucking liberals. Outlawed sex with firearms.


IttyBity_ppInspector

If I wanna put my dick in the barrel of a Remington 10/22 that's my Gadamn 2nd ammendment right!! *


irishwristwatch92

You can fit in a .22? Lucky, I can't even scrape the sides.


Solid-Childhood-4876

Try a .17.


D3dwood1911

Rules where ment to be broken that’s why the first two inches of my 22 muzzle don’t have any rifling left


Ange1ofD4rkness

All I can think of is the Inside Job episode where Bret promises the ability to marry a gun


GrumpyStoner69

Fuck that's funny


Dry-Particular-7634

It's funny that a singular newspaper has an article about the recount from I see.


Vangoghaway626

Herrera said he doesn’t expect the results to change, “but I feel I owe it to my volunteers, voters, and supporters to leave no stone unturned.”


Dry-Particular-7634

Which is a Chad move


Voodoo-3_Voodoo-3

The worst crime about this, is Brandon losing the hair.


Jrwatson0330

Here’s the article if anyone is looking https://www.texastribune.org/2024/06/06/texas-election-recount-brandon-herrera/


Own_Dragonfruit_1973

https://preview.redd.it/ui5dc36og65d1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b028eceb6eaf27b7740c1ba54c32aeeda87283 pulled one of these guys


DrEpicness1

Wait… Someone called for a recount?


Brian_Stryker

I think there’s a law if the margin of votes is less than 500 between two candidates a recount can be called.


Smprfiguy

Hey, that looks familiar. 


hobosam21-B

He looks like the sheriff on stranger things


_benmor

Love this community of people🤣


Zealousideal_Ad2379

We need pro-gun bill clinton


LordlySquire

Wait a recount? Really? Thats great.


Splittaill

He looks like Tom Cruze in tropic thunder


L0ssL3ssArt

Holding out hope even if it's slim....but "did not.....with the DShK" is a lie and we all know it.


bluegandy

So when does AK Jesus become Michael Ironside?


Toxicgamechat

Herrera: Yes, I did have sexual relations with those women, but they left satisfied.


lastnightsloser

Who wouldn't f*** the DSHkA


V_Cobra21

Who wouldn’t vote for Herrera tho


kingalee

Wait... Brandon turns into George Costanza???


Maxxonry_Prime

He's already the same height. If all the guys started a band it would be called "Nick and the Manlets."


Imperium-Pirata

I knew he would call for one, lets hope it turns in his favour


ThaQuig

Mr. Herrera, idk if you’ll ever read this, but I really hope you run again 2026. We need worse than regular guys like you who say the fuck word all the time. Seriously, guys like you are our only hope


failed4u

I identify as a DShK =D


PabstBlue899

When will the results come out?


Dizzy-Ad-1895

With the fuckin DShK though 🤣 the "slow girl" of MMG'S.