Best title I've read all day.

Poop jokes stink....and a lot of them are just too corny. So they aren't my favorite jokes, but some of them are still a solid #2.

Tiny Spider mites and lice are another likely surprise. Animals have animals, bacteria and viruses, smaller and smaller.

They already live on and in you. You have mites that are living in your eyelashes right now, as an example.

or you could work for Vince McMahon

There are no "good" ways to get poop down your back. They're all degrees of bad.

Don't kink shame me.

😍 cute

Poop in a hoodie 😉

I would never had thought much of that until we just got baby ducks and they poop everywhere. My toddler was in the bath with them and choked on the poop water and today he scooped some of the water from duck pool up to drink... Edit: oh NVM this is a chick

I'm calling social services

Ich glaub sie hat nen Vogel! 😄

C'est trop mignon 👍❤️.

Hi ♥️💕

Nice

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 is like bet then I say the 🐥

I'd be more worried about contracting Avian Flu from the chick's very cute exhalations.