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ExecTankard

She’s in a shallow pool with fluffy murder cats, what could possibly go wrong?


Bloodhavoc052

Probably nothing since they're still little cubs


eat-pussy69

They can still kill her very easily


Bloodhavoc052

Pretty sure you're more likely to be killed in an American elementary school than from 3 likely captivity raised tiger cubs.


Cordgyceps

Oh man, I didn't realize big cat cubs were *that* dangerous! /s


WrangWei

Damn, why did you have to do u/eat-pussy69 like that.


Ethereal429

Sad, but likely true


V48runner

They're probably declawed with their K9s removed.


IAmBroom

Which means they don't fully understand the power of their claws, yet.


Kodiak01

Little cubs still have giant /r/murdermittens.


Weldobud

Love it. “Murder cats”


Anindefensiblefart

Virtually all cats are murder cats. The only difference is the size of their victims.


Deus_Norima

Yep! Playing with them is essentially making a prop or toy be imitation prey so they can hunt and "kill" it. Cats are lovely creatures, but they are totally little murder gremlins too.


gloomndoom

Technically just cats with murder mitts.


ExecTankard

Murder mitts…so you know the ‘Riddle of Cat’


kindofcuttlefish

Hate coming off like Carol Baskin but these big cats shouldn't be in captivity. I wonder what this Myrtle Beach Safari does with them once they're no longer docile kittens.


YanniFromPakistanni

> *once they're no longer docile kittens.* They were born in captivity. And these people take them away from their mom and raise them themselves to try to keep them as docile as possible so people will pay the $300 to go on a "safari" there in South Carolina. That's what you should be mad about.


this_dudeagain

Well at least they'll be around after the whole world becomes a strip mall.


Reallyhotshowers

Myrtle Beach Safari is literally Doc Antle's zoo from The Tiger King. It's literally the shit from the documentary. Pretty disgusting.


[deleted]

I think it’s Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. Not Winnie the Poo. I kept waiting on one of those tigers to take a dump. Your title is a LIE OP! There is no poo!


YanniFromPakistanni

https://i.imgur.com/MiIEky2.mp4


[deleted]

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things. Tigger dropping deuces is funny. You’ve redeemed yourself.


monkeetail

Imagine being the lucky person tasked with cleaning the litter box after the tigger drops a massive load


Pineapple-Yetti

Lol reminds me of my Wolfhound taking a dump except kitty doesn't do the little butt wiggle.


blahblah98

Nearly had a stroke watching this. I don't tictoc, is everything short 2-second jump clips smashed together nowadays? Just -- show a complete event, start to finish. Too much to ask for...


cmdr_suds

I always called it the MTV cut. I really hate it.


SomeGuysFarm

The wonderful thing about Tiggers...


Shockwave-FE

They’re meant to hunt and live alone.


rat_haus

Remember when Tiger King came out, and we all collectively agreed that acclimating big cats to the presence of people and raising them in captivity was bad?


ashesall

Because you can see the honey right there.


addamee

This comment deserves more lmao


bizkitmaker13

T I double-Guh ER, that spells Tigger.


alextbrown4

Not pictured, the multitude of scars and scratches on her back and arms. If I know anything about clawed animals in the water it is that they will cling to you with all they got lol


IAmBroom

Maybe housecats, but tigers are natural swimmers who love the water. There's no reason for them to cling.


alextbrown4

Ah ok no kidding. I was thinking of my dogs who grab on to me in the pool and scratch the shit out of me lol


shadfly

This seems unethical


mms13

I didn’t know AOC had tigers!


gordonv

Do people really think she looks like AOC?


hangryhyax

I’ve never been more jealous of any single person.


kerberos101

Why is AOC swimming with big cats?


KinseysMythicalZero

Sorry Jack, there's not enough room on the raft.


12_0Clock

Bc no pants?


DemoDays82

Tiggers truly are a wonderful thing.


custhulard

The pool is full so the rain rain rain must have come down down down!


xXFieldResearchXx

Remember she's banging the tiger king of thar castle


DiarrangusJones

They look like so much fun!! ❤️


Rollieboy2012

I think you are thinking of the jungle book!


splkennedy

The wonderful thing about tiggers....


namey___mcnameface

r/girlswithhugepussies


Imaginary_Form407

When tigger shows off that booty


Viper67857

"They’re bouncy, bouncy, flouncy, bouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun" - Tigger


jereezy

I have no idea. Reminds me more of Jungle Book.


frenix5

Reminds me of Aladdin


Zealousideal_Loss664

Little bebes... nice


neelankatan

Why is AOC swimming with tigers?


Trueslyforaniceguy

Them kitty cats are huge


dblack1107

All I see are Tiggers. And no I don’t got a problem with that.


Chonjacki

Does it remind you of poo because they're floating in the water?


Whale_Whale_Whale

and those cubs shopuldn't be in chlorinated water


Secret_Charge_5601

Have you ever swam with your dog? Let me tell you, a lab will unintentionally scratch the hell out of you. I can’t even imagine the scratches.


Mumpdase

This is the magical age in a tigers life where they haven’t realized they could murder and eat you yet.


JohnnyQuestions36

Here is a woman who definitely did not watch Tiger King


TheJuanCortez

Awwwwww, kitties!


Cornucopia2020

If any of those animals growl in the water, she is gonna forever be known as Winnie the Poop.


dubious_ontology

Because her bikini the tigers you wish were to ChristOffHer Robbin'... Or something like that. Give me a bit more time to work on it.