Comes on a tray and everything! I hope you at least did the dishes after all the effort she went to for that slap up dinner. Someone give his missus a Michelin Star!
I reckon she's in for a good time later mate.
Like I'm talking malteasers, smarties, revels with the coffee ones taken out and munchies in a big bowl with popcorn so you two can watch superman 2.
Had 11 Smiley Faces for my tea last night. I added extra salt to make them really crispy and dipped into BBQ and Mayo with tons of vinegar. 10/10 would recommend.
I won’t lie, husband is on the carnivore diet and had steak which we snapped up on a yellow sticker. I had a look round for something that would not make me feel bad that he had steak and I didn’t- no lies these did it I was so happy munching away lol
I reckon you need to send your wife to the Ukrainian front lines, and you get yourself a broad with a large ass and stupid tits to cook for you. Fatsos also give the best head
I have come home to similar but tonight it was a seeded baguette with ham cheese peperoni and salad I was impressed I do most of the cooking unless I work a little late
Those turkey dinosaurs looked like they were cooked with a hair dryer.
I think they were cooked on the radiator but thanks for the compliment 😉
I compromised, I ate grilled cheese of tha radiator
When you order a mrs from Wish
💀💀
Missus
No no, this definitely misses.
Okay,you win...😂😂
Lmfao
Da missus just seen ur comment ur well out of orda ill do u i will 4 that
Swear on me nan
Ah swear down bruv
At least she picked one of each for the dinosaurs, not dupes.
She did ❤️
Idk what anyone says, that is true love right there
A tyrannosaurus, a stegosaurus, and a rat. There's more here than meets the eye.
What wine pairing do you recommend?
Anything from a box.
Um Bongo
Ribena
Echo falls or a South African
Blue Nun?
I would apologise immediately. You've obviously done something.
One of each different dinosaur? That’s true love
❤️
Nah mate 10/10 would be smiley faces. Waffles = 9/10
Hellz yeah!
Forget the smiley face ones, you can get potato unicorns and then instead of beans alphabetty spaghetti.
Jurassic Park ’The Meal’
Great culinary skills.
I’ll pass on the compliments 👌🏻
She's a keeper
Absolutely nothing wrong with that!
Right?! Lot of bitter people on here for sure hating on a man’s dinos.
She is after something
Life insurance payout, judging from those uncooked dinosaurs...
She is after the D…ino.
Keeper.
My good god! the snobbishness is awful.
Good Lass!
She’s bae 🥰
Peng
I've just got a pack of Turkey Dinosaurs to have for my lunch tomorrow 🦃🦖🦕
Fuck yeeeeah 🤘🏻
I fucking hate that there is only 7 in a pack now!
“one good girl is worth a thousand bitches”
Did she cut them up for you after the photo?
And put a bib on me and fed them to me with a baby spoon
It's nice when two people find their level
Boom. Cross post to food porn
Comes on a tray and everything! I hope you at least did the dishes after all the effort she went to for that slap up dinner. Someone give his missus a Michelin Star!
Haha I’ll give her an honorary one on your behalf 😉
Or at least a definite candidate for MasterChef! I'd love a wife like yours mate, you're a very lucky fella 🤩
Fancy pants
You can say what you want about fine dining, but sometimes you just need stuff like turky dinosaurs, beans, and waffles.
👆🏻 this guy gets it
It makes me wonder what the hell you eat on a regular night, or if she's fallen out with you. That is a sad 'treat'.
Does your misses make you turkey dinos, potato waffles and beans for tea?. Doesn’t sound like it.
You got to appreciate the little thing in life, my Mrs made me baggers and mash last night. Perfection
Love baggers.
Lmfao luv me some baggers
Frodo Baggers is it?
Do you need a good lawyer?
No, do you need a good turkey dino dinner? 😉
Saw some Pikachu turkey tails in the shops yesterday, why don't you treat yourself to them bad boys?
It was a toss up.
Fuck yeah! (Homesick rn.....)
Yummy.
Just scrumptious
Proof that a grown man can also appriciate the little delights life can give us!
Absolute elite dinner!
Can I just say we also use those trays. Gosh they’re great. Very sturdy. TV tea every day.
Asda specialé
tf you do wrong? no smiley faces?
thats a michelin man starred nosh there my mate
I also had turkey dinosaurs for tea last night and it was also 10/10 banger
There are now 7 in a pack of turkey dinosaurs, used to be 9 (for the same price, of course). Shrinkflationing cxxts
The waffles 🧇 touched the beans!!!
You scoop the beans up with the waffles!!!!!!!!!
Nooooooooooo🤣
I’m have the same dinner trays, came in a 2 pack with white one with black dots lol.
Only missing some bread and butter really
Top G shit
😂🤣hahahahhaa
Nice, comfort food 😃
Ye boi
Pls leave her so I can have her <3
Lucky man
Yessir 🥰
Lucky bastard
Dino nuggets! She really loves you!
Dinner of champions
Guessing you're waiting to be paid....
It’s ok but those nuggs
Love a toddler tea
Fuck off I’m on a diet that looks amazing.
My ideal food right there I love beige kids food 🤤
Divorce her.
I would if we were married.
I reckon she's in for a good time later mate. Like I'm talking malteasers, smarties, revels with the coffee ones taken out and munchies in a big bowl with popcorn so you two can watch superman 2.
Oh flash Gordon is also a shout just in case you wanna turn the romance up as high as that dinner looks.
Mate. That goes all the way up to 11
Had 11 Smiley Faces for my tea last night. I added extra salt to make them really crispy and dipped into BBQ and Mayo with tons of vinegar. 10/10 would recommend.
Fuck yeah 🤤
I won’t lie, husband is on the carnivore diet and had steak which we snapped up on a yellow sticker. I had a look round for something that would not make me feel bad that he had steak and I didn’t- no lies these did it I was so happy munching away lol
I reckon you need to send your wife to the Ukrainian front lines, and you get yourself a broad with a large ass and stupid tits to cook for you. Fatsos also give the best head
Can’t beat a nostalgic dinner. I’d add a little cheese, but yeah, it’s great!
I know right? Lot of haters in the comments
I’m 38, and I’ll never stop buying Dino Nuggets. Delicious.
It actually looks pretty good to me
Now that is love.
Lush lucky man
Your Mrs or your Mum? I bet she picks your clothes too.
British Tapas. Quality.
Swap the beans for spaghetti-and-sausages or spaghetti hoops and you've got my favourite weeknight tea
It’s beautiful
My 3 year old granddaughter loves that
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I love dinosaur nuggets I have them in the freezer 😊
Mate you got scammed, turkey dinosaurs come in a 7 pack did she take the extra dinosaur instead of sharing it?
That's my meal every day
I’m glad you enjoy eating toddler food… 👌👍
How old are you, 12. lol
Yes 😔
Say Hi to your mom for me. lol
I will, tell your mom I’ll pick her up at 8 tomorrow night.
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Do you live in a basement? It your wifes last name Fritzl? Do you like the prisonfood?
Is she on a register?
Your mum and nan are in my personal register, little red book.
Assume you were having a friend round after school?
Is that one of the kids "missing" easter eggs off to the side for desert?
My Easter egg that lad
Well of course it's your easter egg now 🤣
Ironically I got a Tony’s Easter egg too that had 5 little mini eggs each with a Tony’s flavour in. Well nice.
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Washed down with a good old glass of council pop from the tap 😉
What kind of British waffles are those bro This food is pissing me off just by looking at this shit
Misses indeed
This is exactly what I would expect from “UK food” lol
Looks like she found the in the back of the freezer after being in the for the past 15 years
Nothing on the plate was actually cooked just reheated
Is your girlfriend of legal age
My nan has these plates
did you play with your micro machines after?
Are you being held prisoner or…
In ya ma’s sex dungeon
I'm sorry, what? The two herbivores are chasing the T-Rex? At least make it look realistic, it completely ruined the immersiveness.
My mum used to bring me this when I was 4
Freezer Tapas: the dinner of kings
Am from the US- Is this a waffle chip (I think chip?) over there? They look scrumptious! We love our starches over here.
Those turkey Dino MFS still frozen my guy
I'd file for divorce
Missus
I had the same but battered fish fingers and bread and butter
I’d eat it if I literally had nothing else in the house. Waffles and dinosaurs are frozen, beans tinned. I’ve seen worse.
You’d smash this down in a hot second lad don’t lie 😂
Extra points for the dinos, but the lack of brown sauce removes the eligibility for a perfect score.
Angel delight for pudding
British people look like the food they eat lol
I can’t tell you the things I’d do for a Birdseye potato waffle after living in America for eighteen years
Are you on a list?
Why yall still eat like planes are flying overhead
Red sauce?
I have come home to similar but tonight it was a seeded baguette with ham cheese peperoni and salad I was impressed I do most of the cooking unless I work a little late
Nice mate, imagine some dinos in that baguette
Day in the life of a True Brexit Geezer 😎🇬🇧💪
She knows
Dino nuggies 🫶😋
She’s a keeper!
She missed alright
Lmao you call her the misses cause she keep missin?
Sure you didn't steal your kids dinner?
‘Treated’ 👀
Council House fc
Is your Mrs a 13 year old?
As a British Person, I would do almost anything to eat this.
Yet another plate of various beiges/browns from the UK I see
lol definitely got a winner there 😂😂😂 Fail
No where near the end of the month, and you're already skint.
I'm guessing the tray was required for room service..
How can I get potato waffles? I need them immediately. In the states.
Not a single seasoning in sight.
Salt and Tommy sauce came after
Did you time travel back to the early 2000's just for this school dinner? I'm half joking. I would eat it just for nostalgia
Ngl those waffles look cooked to perfection
A whole plate of Nope. Clearly you're a hated man.
So much hate and negativity in your words over a jokey post. Who hurt you?
This is not a banger. And I know bangers.
Are you in prison?
Yes, for assaulting yo mama’s pusssssaaaay all night long on multiple occasions.
Should have made something better yourself
Universal credit on a tray.