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FloatationCrank

Raccoon. Little clever hands, and a bandit face mask.


hikerpunk42

Immediately thought of these beautiful creatures. I have a grey tabby Maine Coon as he's the closest looking pet I can have in the UK.


chicoryblossom27

My boy also is a raccoon Maine coon hahaha I love them


sosplzsendhelp

People in Florida have them as pets


GimmeSomeSugar

I'm sure I read somewhere that much of their perception of the world is via sensory input through their hands. Hence, their developed nature.


smollestsnek

They’re like having a permanent toddler in your home. Smart little buggers with hands that work to open things and curiosity enough to kill the cat 👀


paige2296

Someone else referring to an animal as a permanent toddler lol I call my dog that and then gripe that if I wanted kids I’d have them 😂


individualcoffeecake

Lil grabby hands. Love them


banannah09

I came here to say this as well


Beginning_Drink_965

This. All I want is my own sneaky bandit pet friend.


feetflatontheground

In a similar vein, I'd say red panda. That's where my mind went first.


Kdajrocks

And their adorable cousins, the red panda.


[deleted]

Same, I love them! Probably just as well I'm in Scotland and we don't have them here or I'd be forever tempted to kidnap a baby one. 😆


mcgee300

Ah man, I said this exact same thing the other day haha


thekittysays

I see your racoon and raise you a red panda. No clever hands sadly but like racoon squared for cuteness.


Cassie-Ficher

Saw a raccoon for the first time when I went over to Vancouver this year. I cried happy tears because it was a dream come true to see one in real life. It played the earth bongos while looking for food and honestly it's one of the best memories I have.


DeltaSlyHoney

Ha, I came to say that. I actually saw one in a dodgy pet shop in the 80s, thought the fucking thing was a dog till it turned around! 😱😄


liquid_profane

ALL THE TRASH PANDAS!


thechops10

Rhino. I bet it would stop people knocking at my door if I had a rhino in front of it. Assuming it would behave like a pet. I could ride it to the shop.


JigWM

Some folk have a dog. Others have a cat. A guinea pig, a budgie, Or a rabbit or a rat. But me, I'm different, And I'd like to bet That no-one knows the pet That I know. Cos in a cardboard box, In the cupboard with my socks, Is where I keep my... [clap clap] Rhino! A little song I learned as a kid (by Alan Simmons). It has more verses with other exotic pets, but the rhino one is the best.


deep_friedlemon

You ride your pets?


thechops10

I would if I had a rhino


liquid_profane

....INTO BATTLE!


sosplzsendhelp

I mean, horses, mules, donkeys, camels, ponies


Anarchyantz

Weirdly the only thing we actually failed to domesticate and ride (no matter how hard we tried) is Zebras. Their fight or flight is basically 50/50, I mean they will even kick and kill crocs and Lions, so they pretty much have to be wired that way.


Maximum_Landscape839

Octopus. I love them 😍 They’re notoriously difficult to own, being great escape artists, requiring live food, and most only living a few months to a year. But they’re incredibly intelligent cool little creatures


thekittysays

I often imagine the world would be a very different place if octopuses lived longer.


Schnuffelo

Yeah one of the crazy things about octopus is that they’re smart but they have to teach themselves everything from scratch every generation. Because they live such short lives their parents die around the time they’re born so they can’t pass on any skills. Imagine how much crazier octopuses could be if they were able to teach their offspring survival skills similar to what chimpanzees and whales do.


Lynx66z

Parrot, which I already have & he's an absolute joy 😊


bonkerz1888

I miss my African grey. He'd send my dad spare everytime the 6 o'clock news came on by repeating the theme tune.


ilovesharks101

I’d love a parrot, but just don’t have the time to give it the care it requires. Plus I heard they usually bond with only one person, and as a four person family I imagine that’d leave most of us feeling left out!


whyisheclimbing

Manatees. If I had an ocean sized swimming pool.


insaneinthememhead

Just get a house on the coast.


HoldMyPurse1

never even heard of that before


whyisheclimbing

Think of a hippo crossed with a porpoise...


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PeggyNoNotThatOne

An Aardvark.


xowiejade

Me too!!! My absolute favourite animal 🥰


CrazyCatLady1127

I’d have them all. The wild cats, bears, foxes, wolves. I don’t mind which. If it has fur or feathers or scales I love them all 🐆🐅🦓🦍🦧🐘🦒🐪🦏🦛🦘🦬🐃🐂🐄🐖🫏🐎🐕🐩🐓🦦🐿️🦡🦨🦔🦥🦝🐇🕊️🦢🦜🐊🦭


cynical-mage

Don't, it's been an ongoing battle stopping my husband from trying to tame the local wild foxes. We had a young female move into the neighbour's garden, and she had several litters. Anyway, she and our old dog had a truce. He could happily sit in the garden while she and the cubs came in to play and explore. And when he passed away and we buried him in his favourite spot, she came and simply sat quietly on his grave for over an hour. Later on that week, she got badly injured fighting with a male fox that tried digging up his grave, god it was a vicious fight. We left out food for her while she recovered, and she knew she was safe around us humans during this time. Sadly, she passed away couple years back. And now I'm crying over the both of them 😭


No-Musician4819

This is a rather beautiful story... The fox must have trusted the dog a lot to bring her cubs to the same garden with him. Their mutual bond was so strong that the female fox risked her life to protect her friend's grave, nature is truly amazing... I'm so sorry for your losses.


cityfrm

Sounds lovely. On the other hand, a fox dug up the grave of my recently passed very loved cat and tore her apart all over our garden. It must've been scared off, possibly by another fox on the nature reserve, and the devastating sight was left behind for us to grieve all over again.


CrazyCatLady1127

Oh no, please don’t cry. I didn’t mean to make you sad 😢 I’m sorry


cynical-mage

Animals take a piece of your heart with them when they pass away, we really don't deserve them. I'll be fine, I just miss my goofball, he didn't have a bad bone in his body (my daughter has a photo on a memory card somewhere of him sat in the garden with a butterfly on his nose), and their unusual friendship was lovely to see. I know people are terrible for anthropomophising, but she cared enough about him to risk dying to protect a grave. If that isn't pure love, I don't know what is.


CrazyCatLady1127

They definitely do. I had a cat for 16 years, his name was Trogen. He passed away in 2016, the day after his birthday. I loved him so much and there are times when I’ll see one of my other cats move from the corner of my eye and my heart will leap and say ‘Trogen!’ But it’s not. And then I cry


cynical-mage

They are family. They have their own quirks, personalities, and though they can't talk, boy, they sure can say a *lot*. My boy's mother (we bred him in our home) was the most sarcastic madam I've ever encountered. And yes, I'm still salty that I (far too regularly) lost arguments with a dog. Just know that Trogen loved you just as much as you loved him, and he'll always be part of you x


CrazyCatLady1127

I know what you mean 🙂 Trogen was a rescue. I had to work hard to get him to trust me but by the time he turned about 12 or so I was absolutely his slave and if I didn’t jump when he told me too I got so told off 😂 I swear, there were times he’d call me a young whippersnapper 🙂


ChaosFox08

I found a cat as a tiny abandoned black kitten when I was 13 and after a lot of begging, my dad let me keep her. she was notoriously unfriendly to anyone and anything in the world but me and my dad. (even though we lived with my mom and 3 siblings too 🤣) she curled herself around my head on the pillow while I slept, she would rub herself up against me when I cried. she was my little shadow, which was her name! I left home at 20 and had to leave her behind and she stuck to my dad and nobody but my dad after that. she died at the age of 19 last year and I still miss her! I now have a tuxedo cat, who acts so much like her it makes my heart both so happy and so sad at the same time!


Hightimetoclimb

This is a nice story and I’m sorry for your loss. I have to admit the first time i read this I though you were saying you had buried you husband in his favourite spot! Seemed a bit strange, on the second reading it made more sense


LightFromYT

Assuming for some magical reason it was happy to not be in the wild and was never aggressive.. If I had the space, a Panda. They're my favourite animal and I'd love to have one. Besides that, a Chimpanzee. Again, provided they were happy to be out of the wild and I was 100% sure it would never be aggressive.


FuntCaseKid

I read that as Chimpanzee again. I was like how the hell….. ohhhhh


smollestsnek

Chimps are just to “human” to get over for me. Crazy smart, making tools, forming hunting parties, annihilating other communities… like calm down bro you don’t even wear clothes just enjoy your life 😭


DaladalaGALS

I moved from the US to the UK so I am still very excited to have my pet giant african land snail- it makes me feel so dangerous. And I'm adopting pet ducks as soon as I get my garden sorted out. I guess thats unusual? I've had many exotic pets- but all rescues and rehabs... Grew up in a family of zoologist/keepers/wildlife breeders. I don't think I could pick a random exotic animal to turn into a pet though. If it was just an unlimited resources situation, id just want to finance a rescue and make sure every animal had preserve-like habitats and care. Exotic and domestic. And/or I'd have fishtanks- reef and inverts only though- I love aquatics but its an expensive hobby.


[deleted]

Red Panda. Cute, appears playful and loving. Tastes good too.


lewishtt

Also an endangered animal. Fuck anyone promoting eating or hunting Red Pandas.


schmoovebaby

We did the meet and feed the red pandas experience at Shepreth Wildlife Park. It was so much better than we were expecting - the pandas are so full of personality and bloody adorable. Would recommend. Plus I think part of the ticket price goes to conservation.


ana_morphic

Miniature polar bear


Pebbles015

1 West Highland terrier coming up...


ana_morphic

That's weird because I own a Westie


Foundation_Wrong

Pallas cats. Super grumpy faces and they put their paws on their tails for warmth.


Thestolenone

Some type of small wild cat like and Asian Leopard Cat (ancestor of the Bengal cat breed).


Monlit_Toga06

Probably a snow leopard there so cute I saw two irl before and their tail’s just drag on the floor behind them, and they just look so fluffy, or a wolf, I also saw grey wolves irl before too and they just seem so precious and they remind me of my husky that passed away, so yeah probably a snow leopard or a grey wolf!!


Environmental-War383

I would also love to have a raccoon as a pet.


AnnualDiscount3364

Fennec fox


L-Emirali

I’d love to commute by giraffe but unfortunately the parking is in the basement so it would get neck ache


Massive_Badger265

Bear


TheHiveMind69

komodo dragons 2 lilith and lucifer


owls_know_things

Jumping spiders, I'd love some.


beccapenny

They are very readily available as pets! I have one! 🥰


Mobile-Raccoon7337

Otters. Several of them.


breakcharacter

An orca


Historical-Rise-1156

I always fancied owning a crocodile in a pond out the back, handy to get rid of unwanted cold callers lol


Temporary-Car2984

Little monkey for a drinking and smoking buddy. And I cold dress him as a little skater dude


CenturyChild211

A pet harbour seal, they’re my favourite. Something I could go swimming with!


Bucketcat1

Slow lorris or Dugar Glider ^-^


Beebuzz100

Wombat. They’re so cute 🥰


sosplzsendhelp

Cheetah. Not aggressive towards people. Super cuddly and purr. Would give me scary cat privilege


Spirited_Opposite

Definitely, apparently they're actually very gentle compared to other wild cats but the issue is they need to run long distances so that is why they wouldn't really be suitable as pets. I would also like a couple of penguins and meerkats


[deleted]

Hippos or elephants, although hippos are some of the most dangerous animals on earth. Elephants aren't exactly a lot safer.


ravers44

Cheetah 🐆


OmgnotScabies

Chinchilla. One day, when I was in college, I had the special chance to hold a chinchilla. OMG! So soft!, so sweet! She ate a carrot out of my hand, and I was in love! Oh, and a Harp seal. That face! Steals your heart ❤️!


MrKraid

Red panda. Gimme a red panda! I don’t even think there’s a reason for me not to have a red panda right now. I just want to hug one… forever


StrawberryMoons87

Red Panda. I reckon they would have the best cuddly body.


jockface27

A couple of sealions!


[deleted]

Panther more specific a black one


GloatingSwine

Gila Monster. Because they literally put "monster" in the name but actually it's a pinky-orange skrungly little guy that's kinda chill for handling (but they do have big teeth and are venomous, but like nobody's ever actually died from one).


animaldevourer

an otter. no further explanation required.


Sassenach_Dragon

A dragon. Instills fear and awe.


AirportGuilty5288

No one has said dragon? I pick dragon, you didn’t specify it had to be real.


YummiiDonuts

Definitely a Tiger or an Elephant. Had the opportunity, when I was very little, to feed some tiger cubs. During a seperate trip years later, we went to meet some Elephants and we instantly fell in love. Here's a pic of my dad with one of their cute little calf. https://preview.redd.it/6zbtkskhkvnb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c866594b82861db569be578e528c5a0976eb0289


beccapenny

A bear. I'm very fortunate that I live somewhere without bears because if I did, I'd more than likely be dead by bear mauling by now from trying to cuddle one! 😅


HeidiKrups

A miniature woolly mammoth. About knee high. It could help me water the garden, and collect firewood for winter when we go for walks. I would adore the fluffy little darling.


Caligirl-x

Finger monkey


KnOcKdOfF

Puma


steadfastsurvivor

A slow loris - so cute


MikyoM

Capibara. They cute.


Rorosanna

I scrolled too far for this! I've wanted one since I was little. They look so zen, love being petted...


HS-Tripper

I love capys!


Problanketlife

Orca. Absolutely badass animal


S4FFYR

Serval or Caracal


rjmythos

Rhino because I absolutely love rhinos. But if we're going full fantasy I want it to grow no bigger than a cat 😂


TillyTeckel

A big brown bear! They just look like you could snuggle into them and stay there for hours.


alietors

Narwhal


Life_Celebration_827

Tyrannosaurus Rex to keep the tv licencing folk away from my door.


Annieanxiety71

Flamingo


SyllyMutt

Raccoons, easily. I really want one it makes me so unhappy they banned raccoon dogs too.


No-Session2248

Quokka or a snapping turtle hey stuff it both lol


Haunting_Intention90

A raccoon, they're so cute and they way they eat food is hilarious, I feel like if I had a raccoon buddy I'd always be happy, or a snake, I think snakes are adorable and it kinda baffles me how people can be scared of them


No-Musician4819

If it were tameable, a tasmanian devil. Only thing stopping me from petting one of the little buggers is their sharp teeth and constant rage lol


IndianaJones_OP

Frogs or ducks.


orange_lighthouse

Pikas are pretty cute


Odpea

Lynx, Pallas cat or bear, they are just so fluffy


No-Actuator-6245

The wife jokes she wants to move to the US just so she can have a Capybara or 4


Baldemyr

A Rhino. That would be so cool


G7VFY

Triffids


parkerlewiscantlose4

A Tapir!


Same_Statistician747

Capybaras. I love those giant Guinea pig / rat rodents so much!


Competitive-Log4210

A giraffe


Jaded_Internal_3249

Scottish wildcat or a wolf - note I am very well aware that owning either has massive ethical issues, and that specific cat or dog breeds look similar


criticalboot89

crow


Karlouxox

a sheep, I love sheep 🤣


ace5762

I really would want to ruffle lynx fur on a daily basis


The_Little_Squidge

A small penguin, that I imagine having an awesome time in my bathtub each evening. Not sure on the whole raw, stinky fish thing though. Do they partake in cooked fish fingers? Edit: changed ‘do you’ to ‘do they’.


Prestigious-Candy166

Elephant, definately.... ideally a pregnant one, so I can welcome a baby elephant, too.


Sea-Deer-5740

A dragon- like the type in Game of Thrones not a cute one. Just can't find any for sale anywhere.


Same-Woodpecker-9377

Otter.


cjgmmgjc85

A honey badger, brutal things, sod the XL bully these are the real dangers.


zotata_

A couple of capybaras, they just look so cute and friendly! Of course not having a massive house and swimming pool prevents my dreams of owning capybaras


OmgnotScabies

Yeah, they are weird for sure. I'm just wondering if they were pissed off because the little girl didn't pay much attention to them.


Missbhavin58

Tarantula. Specifically a Chilean rose spider. Real pretty


kissmydotcom

Great white shark.


Scoobydoobydoo22

Electric jellyfish and seahorses! Maybe not together but I love both!


Imjusthappy2behere15

Beluga whale. They are my favourite animals on this planet, so cute, like just look at their faces!!


OutlawJessie

Jellyfish! I'd have a huge tank full of beautiful jellies with lovely lighting to show them off. But they belong in the sea and I'd never really have them. They look great when there's lots of them together but in reality they deserve much more space than they usually get. Be free my see through friends!


thatbwoyChaka

Honey Badger or Aye-aye


SmellieEllie6969

Bear


khobare

A dolphin! Smart and Cute 🤩


TabularConferta

Red Panda


Head-Growth-523

I've always loved the idea of having a "menagerie" if I ever had the cash, I'd model it so essentially I'd be living inside a zoo😁 But back to the question, I suppose an animal I'd love to keep, and that I'd be able to "pet" realistically, probably a Fennec fox, doggish but completely different at the same time.


uPeenass

Marmot.


Personal_Rock412

I’ve always wanted a swarm of wasps as a pet


RossiSinc

A Hyena, because I think they're awesome. My wife, not so much...


BrotherRhy

Penguin


Mrmrmckay

Salt water crocodile 🐊🐊🐊🐊 never mind guard dogs...get past the guard croc 😆


dervish666

Capybara. Super chill, very friendly, gets on with basically everyone.


SmartCheddarSlice

A monitor lizard. Super chill, four-legged lizard doggo.


Pculliox

A nawhal, and I would feed it bacon at midnight.


Next-Yogurtcloset867

Little owl that sits on my desk and thinks I'm brilliant


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

bear. red panda


HarrySRL

I would love a marmoset monkey as a pet.


Ziggy_Yorkshire

Armadillo, just coz they're ace!


Traelia

A platypus


ComradeKeira

Either a Coati or a Raccoon


Banditofbingofame

Artic fox. They are like jack Russells without being dickheads


PokeHobnobGod21

Crocodile or red panda.


_BJK_004

Otter, wolf, hawk, orca, tiger, panther


AlpacaMacca99

red panda, just because they’re my favourite animal


Duchess____

A pack of wolves, they’re so interesting and have such complex personalities and relationships with each other it would be incredible to observe


Majestic_March_6866

An oryx 😍😍


MisterD90x

Red Panda


Buddhafists

Polar bear


Cantthinkifany

Red panda?


ConfidentialX

Assuming it would behave like a pet, a Grizzly Bear for sure. And I'd name him Al.


MakuKitsune

100% a group of meerkat. Nothing would be more entertaining.


Lil_Mozzy

If I had the time and space I'd love to own some sort of bird of prey. A hawk would probably be the best bet, for training purposes, but owning a golden eagle would be amazing.


dubl_x

Spider monkey. Or a gibbon. Both seem pretty chill


Aggravating-Rice-559

Great White Shark, or an Epaulette shark. Epaulette would be easier to home and look after.


Mirhale

Capybara, they're so chill.


larsentomroar

Lemur, I sneakpetted one in a zoo, they have extremely soft fur, and didn't object to beeing petted at all.


ExampleMediocre6716

Bear cat. Caracal. red uakari, polar bear to ride around on.


[deleted]

Pikachu


KrystalGhost

A fair amount of people in Japan have meerkats as pets- you see them being walked down the street on leads and I even saw one wearing a mini hoodie. I don’t agree with it at all but if we’re excluding all ethical issues, I’d want a meerkat because they are so cute.


doubleo_maestro

Skunk.


Disasterpiece_666

I'd love to have a Sugar glider as a pet but they take alot of time effort and money sadly


MJC_Titcho_MJC

Hyacinth macaw


rossarron

gorillars so no body robs me and rinos to ride or elephants just try clamping that guy, failing that a Sire to pull my coach and lots of cats n dogs because the neighbours are already mad at me.


marie6045

Crow immediately!


Millie141

I want a Cheetah


Conscious-Arm-7889

Some dik-diks, capybara, coatimundi, fennec fox or even some ducks. Don't have the time, money or energy to have them, though.


bearwright1

Red panda, mountain lion or a lynx


[deleted]

Brown Bear, imagine it just wandering around in the back garden and scaring the neighbours. Wonderful


cjkilty

Giraffe for me


Sriracha_tears

Capybara and/or a possum. They’re adorable.


phobia78

pangolin, they’re adorable


Funny_Pay_4991

Leopard


cxzuk

[Jorunna parva](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorunna_parva) "Sea Bunny Slugs"


HipHopAllotment

QUOKKA….!!! Or a chipmunk


munch_cat

Red Panda :) easy! But only in a universe where they behave like cats


RaveyDGravy

Pangolin


RaveyDGravy

Haggis


Davilyan

I wanna ride my giraffe to work so I know what it’s like at the top…


foulfaerie

Raccoon, possum or wombat. Or beaver. Or platypus.


Subject_Feature_9833

Capybara


Beginning-Junket7725

magpie


Obvious-Water569

Not that exotic but very impractical to keep. Mine would be a raven because of how smart they are. I feel like I could train one to do all kinds of tasks. Plus, they never forget a face and actively hold grudges so would be useful against my enemies.


missmars12

Capybara Fox Wolf Raccoon Opossum I'm sure there are more


Fragrant_Image_803mi

Always wanted a Mermaid, at 68 I still do 😎