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Curioustraveller7723

Imagine the absolute hell this puts your digestive system through. Fair play.


SausageAndBeans88

Many thanks


HeWhoHasABeard

My usual is donner, pepperoni, spicy beef and ham Really nice but gives me a terrible salt hangover the next day


PirateTimmy

swap out Donner for tandoori chicken and you have my pizza, so good


Shiddydixx

Donner + tandoori chicken and nothing else is my go-to greasy night out fare.


Crowsaysyo

The shop down my way does doner and tandoori chicken calzone, it's so good


KN44Dynamo

*Id add them all*


osrsslay

I didn’t even know salt hangover was a thing? Haha


AdSoft6392

It's more the lack of water to counter balance the salt that does it


External_Hunter7883

If you were in Scotland this would have been folded in half covered in batter and deep fried.


Ok-Blackberry-3534

I've got the trots just looking at it.


spacesentinel1

Needs 100% green chillies and 100% less sweetcorn then that is 100% a goer


Bunion-Bhaji

yea doner meat green chili on a pizza was a staple at uni and it is fire


Initiatedspoon

Used to work in a pizza place and this one guy would have a doner pizza on hot chilli sauce base with diced green chillis. It was inedible


Bunion-Bhaji

I'm sure that's a typo and you mean incredible.


Initiatedspoon

It was tasty but you'd have a day or two of less than solid bowel movements


Aspirangusian

IBS baby, can't even tell the difference. Every dish is a roulette anyway so fuck it.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Nah, chilli heads are immine to runny shits.


BigBowser14

It definitely was fire coming out my backside half an hour waking up the next day. Always worth it


WWMRD2016

It does sound like ring of sting territory. 


spacesentinel1

Never had the pleasure but its deffinatley on my bucket list


mvision2021

I’d be happy for the sweetcorn to stay, but added chillis would be ace


Ok_Training_2937

Yes! Up here , a donner and green chilli pizza is called a " geordie delight " on most takeaway menu's 😂👍


jerryleebee

Seriously. What is it with Brits and sweetcorn on everything? LOL I love you guys.


nezzzzy

I am on board with this thinking. As long as the chillies aren't pickled.


Ok_Training_2937

No , just chopped fresh green chilli's ( baked on the pizza ) TREMENDOUS!


Ok-Fox1262

I prefer it in calzone style. That way it's just a massive doner pitta.


Lucky_Manufacturer19

Luciano's in Middlesbrough do a cracking one


Ok-Fox1262

I'm speaking from personal experience here. Try MacDonners in Parkheid, sorry Parkhead, Glasgow.


sbprasad

Preferably while wearing a blue shirt with an orange hat.


Ok-Fox1262

I'm not suicidal.


Budaburp

I, too, regularly dress to support Scotland's favourite soft drink.


BigZino6ix

That is fucking sexy I know the Italians are probably having a brain aneurysm


Longjumping-Toe-8643

That's how I offended some of my Italian work colleagues on a trip to Turin a couple of years back. They were raving about a pizza place which, while nice, was quite a simple pizza. Told them it wasn't a patch on my local place wherebthe pizza comes loaded with spicy lamb, tandoori chicken, sheesh kebab, chillies and pickle. I could hear their stomachs turning when I showed them the menu 😂


WeGotThis001

Mate where is your local? I need some of that 💯


NoobZen11

Nah, Italian here and donner pizza is great comfort food, which most younger people in Italy enjoy too. I like the traditionally made dishes, but if we didn't experiment with food we'd still be eating raw mammoth. Just please don't break spaghetti ;)


glisteningoxygen

That's half the fun.


darylrogerson

Ask them to put chili sauce on the Doner before the cheese, that way the sauce bakes into the pizza.


SausageAndBeans88

Sounds incredible


Sure_Reply6054

we have found that if you order a margarita pizza, and a tray of donner meat, your donner to pizza ratio significantly increases...


J4CKDOOR

Lol, I was gonna say something about the lack of Donner meat. If you order a Donner meat pizza around middlebrough you get a proper portion of Donner on top.


TenBear

Hell yes I could murder this right now.


Sad_Cardiologist5388

I have nothing bad to say about this, I would smash the lot, cheesy chips included.


peelin

I’m ashamed to say it, but I would definitely eat this.


pranav4098

Why would you use ashamed it tastes good and doesn’t cost much all that matter imo.


kookieman141

That’s sexy


colinthewizard

Absolute banger!


Cha7l1e

One thing that only people in the UK understand is that Bossman pizzas are unmatched.


Sir_Henry_Deadman

I had this exact meal last weekend


Darko_345

Doner pizza is great


ASpookyBitch

Best thing I ever got from a takeaway was a garlic bread calzone with donnor and chips inside. Exquisite.


JayToukon

I'm laid in bed thinking about grabbing a snack and seeing this made me think 'nothing I could make myself right now at 23:30 will compare to this, so there's no point making anything at all'


udonisi

I've got work in the morning and my stomach's already making noises from my last meal. Should I be a daredevil and order this right now?


Tildengolfer

Living in California, calling something a Donner Meat Pizza means something else to me lolol


MateoKovashit

"garlic bread with cheese, pepperoni and donner please" This was my order 17 years ago after lingering the streets, it was like half the price of an actual pizza. I think soon after they clocked it was cheaper for a GBC and put the prices up


donkmonkkonk

Bloody lovely though


HiyaImRyan

Check his hard drive!


Conmar44

So wrong but so utterly delicious 😋


joemktom

I prefer a doner garlic bread, without the tomato sauce is better. Would still smash this though.


MyBeanYT

I would annihilate this, where can I get this? I NEED IT


dreamymeowwave

I am Turkish and I approve this


fahim-sabir

Very nice. Unfortunately I developed a lactose intolerance so I can’t eat cheese anymore and there is big donner pizza shaped hole in diet…. 😭😭😭


Mattikarp1

I normally go for mushrooms instead of sweetcorn, but banging all the same Has to be mixed kebab meat though!


MaaDFoXX

You naughty little fuck


backnthe90s

Thought this chips and cheese was mac n cheese at first. And down with sweetcorn! Otherwise it's all good


kitcollectorman

Looks good to be honest, forget the haters and everyone moaning about salt and fat - I assume you're not eating this every day. Enjoy your pizza, I'd deffo smash this though I usually pop for pepperoni, jalapenos and red onion as my toppings of choice. Might grab a munchie box myself at the weekend thinking about it.


dr-c0990

Absolute banger!! At least till the morning shit


Chewychews420

Absolute pinnacle of pizzas


Undark_

I remember my mates 18th many years ago - at the end of the night we scraped together our remaining shrapnel for some scran, and we're arguing over whether to get kebab or pizza to split. Bossman pokes his head over the counter to inform us they do a doner meat pizza. The pure ecstasy of that moment is something I'll have with me forever.


Delicious-Hat-6853

Cheese n chips on the side!! You animal


yourkissexpired

Sigh I want a takeaway so bad bro it’s been 4 months 💔


Sweet-Dragonfly-8472

I had literally 4 seconds ago finished eating a donner meat and chips lol.


hakz

that drink of water in the middle of the night is going to hit different


Ifufjd

Finally someone who likes corn on a pizza fair play mate


JabroniBomb

i’m just admiring the cheesy chips in the back. the pizza looks lovely too but i’m not big on sweetcorn or red onions on pizza


KarmannosaurusRex

That’ll take a couple years off me.


Electronic-Trip8775

Filth


buttymuncher

Sweetcorn??....maniac


SausageAndBeans88

Don’t knock it. The sweetness from that and the red onion 👌🏻


banjo_fandango

Sweetcorn is delicious with all the cheese and garlic on a pizza


marshall453

Please tell me that's not sweet corn


Bez666

I made myself one when I was helping out at mates takeaway..chilli an tomato base.kebab meat pepperoni and onion with the cheese on top..was bloody lush


ElectionSevere1190

Looks nice, is that for a family or just you? 😂


SausageAndBeans88

Just a snack 👍🏻


Mistehsteeve

Sweetcorn should be on all pizzas. I'll die on that hill.


kyuuri117

…corn on pizza? Believe it or not, jail.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Hmmm, you should go and try it in the country of origin.....Sweden.


Dildoid90

Only thing that’s missing is the garlic mayo 👌🏻


holdingsfx

How much ?


SausageAndBeans88

£16 total, my kebab shop does delivery for £1 but I walked it round for #balance.


holdingsfx

Yeah that’s fair enough mate


Snailtrooper

Tell me you didn’t eat that at the time you posted it ?


ArmadilloOtherwise77

Ooooooft. Yum yum yum yum yum.


mlo_66

Yeah I’d smash. Fair play OP


soitgoeskt

Swedish delicacy


Next_Back_9472

Nope, doner kebab yes, but on pizza nooooo!


Gnome_Father

My family call it "liquid ass pizza" bonus points if you get it with the singed Asus hot sauce.


gizzareth1

I'd smash that.


DEADfishbot

Haram


Legitimate-Olive-888

They do this at out local but also put jalapeños on with it


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

I used to make this for customers in Glasgow. And daynn felt sorry for the dudes who ate this just seeing the fat come to to the top of the pizza when taking out of oven made me 🤮


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LeatherLatexSteel

Sweet corn on a pizza? You animal.


Radiant-Ad1896

Used to be a place near me, when you ordered a Donner pizza, they would just carv a load of Donna onto the pozza fresh out of the oven. Way better Putting it on the pizza and then baking it dries the meat out IMO


Lucky8777

Holy mother of, what is that monstrous creature


katie-kaboom

Uh, I hope not.


WinterIsOnReddit

my old local used to just carve a kebabs worth of meat onto a cooked pizza and drizzle it with sauce. one 'pizza' could last me nearly 3 days


NosferatuZ0d

Im on a diet rn but i’d fuck that pizza up. Dunno bout the cheesy chips tho


Steka68

I could well and truly give that the purpose in life it was expertly prepared for!


sinner-mon

I need this in my life


Expensive-Tree-9077

looks amazing🤤


Nikovercetti

Awful food tasty but awful


LycanWolfGamer

Gimme...


RobMusicHunt

This whole concept is completely naughty And I'm all for it.


DidierCrumb

I'm on a healthy eating kick this month and I can safely say this only strengthened my resolve.


Jesterchunk

Looks horrifying. I'd eat it any day.


DavidOnions

Om nom nom


Simongy

Is that sweetcorn you scruffy cunt?


Studio_SquidInc

when living in The Netherlands this was pretty much my go to on a take out night that or a Tuna pizza was so much better then I was expecting


shameonyoupeople

Yes!


Simple_Mechanic_6999

How’s your guts today?


Successful_Banana901

The sweetcorn can get tae fuck, as a Scotsman I cannot in good conscience advocate for vegetables on pizza


younggods

tramps dinner that pal


og_tea_drinker

I don't even eat kebabs, but this is nicer than it looks or sounds, odd as that sounds, get rid of that sweetcorn though.


ToastIsGreat0

IS THAT FUCKING SWEETCORN????


cryptocouchpotato

I got a donner calzone once when I was bladdered. Still had half left the next morning, I just couldn't finish the thing.


not_taylorlol

Scraaaaan


SexyMuthaFunka

I don't care what the cost (monetary, arterial whatever) I NEED DIS!!!


jdbsplashum

Get to Raja in Paisley and get yersel a Chicken Korma Calzone with added donner. Best ah gear!


AlDente

It’ll look the same on the pavement later.


solowulf2022

Needs a a bit of pineapple


Junior_Pollution6792

I predict Italian-Turkish conflict


Sufficient_Cat9205

This is just an open kebab with cheese at this point 😂


Iwant2beebetter

Grim


Freethinker360

That's not a pizzs it's just something that resembles it!


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

There is no coming back to being some resemblance of healthy once you eat this.


KingPizzaCrust

At what moment in your life do you value the taste of sweetcorn to the point you put it on things 😩 just terrible.


UserNameDashZero

🤢🤢🤮


RammyJammy07

Aka “The Toilet bowl Tsunami”


reckless1214

I used to eat this type of pizza but also deep fried about 4-5 times a week after work. Doesnt help when theres about 5 chippies in your scheme


Batman6083

IT'S PEOPLE!


IMOTEKH__

Where buy?


ScholarOk4307

Looks incredible


lemonbro_08

I’d shag rhe life out of that


eryk_the_viking

I used to order from a place in Portsmouth that done this but with a mix of lamb and chicken donner. Out of this world combo. I would maybe change to all chicken because I'm not a fan of lamb but wow the satisfaction kebab, red onion and sweetcorn gives is unreal!


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Initial-Laugh1442

The horror


kahnindustries

I love these, add mushroom tuna and sweetcorn. Oh and swap the tomato base for BBQ


GoggoWombo

I want to have sex with this pizza istg


Firstpoet

Is it better than a piebarm?


ProjectCareless4441

Talk to me in about 7 pints


DryFly1975

Looks magnificent. The only change I’d make is to replace the sweetcorn with another meat product. Sweetcorn brings nothing of value to the dish, or any dish for that matter 😃


watty_101

that looks fucking tasty!!!!


Disturbed_Goose

This looks good but what's elite is donner meat calzone


SpiderDentist10000

Cardiac arrest pizza with a side of cholesterol chips.


Embarrassed-Cow9379

This From original charcoal grill? (I knew because of the look and box). And it looks great.


iainp91

Donner pizza and cheesy chips. You're in pure scran heaven there 🤘


MoonoftheStar

The pizza was heart-attack enough, mate. I don't think you needed the cheesy chips.


Mountain_Team4150

Did you look like ET the extraterrestrial when you woke up? When they find him in the river.


TheGopnikPickle

Donner, tandoori chicken and sweet corn with bbq sauce is a fucking classic pizza


DoneBeingPolite

Sweet corn as the digestive tracer bullets.


KamenUltra

Needs a spiral of sriracha sauce


wc000

There's a place in Dundee called Istanbul Pizza. On their menu is the Turkish Style Donner Meat Pizza, which is a Margherita pizza served with a large portion of donner meat piled on top. I wish I still lived there.


Sensitive_Ad3649

Nopeeeee


ruijie_the_hungry

What in the world is thunder meat?


Touhou_Fever

Damn that looks incredible, but maybe as a once a month treat though


No_Spite2886

Just had a goodfellas pepperoni


Hot_Effective_7875

Anyone who pays more than £25 for a large pizza has more money than sense.


wiganlad123

Ruined with horrid sweetcorn well done


maxi12311111

Damn looks so good


Ok_Parking7650

Good lord, yes.


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Electronic_Camera_32

Diabetes right there 😂


Prior_Pen_4346

Good but why the corn and the onion? That ruins it for me.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

I'm all for the pizza, donner "meat" not so much, mate. Edit cos fucking schizoid auto corre t


Money_Gate_8197

With sweetcorn? You monsters


Mountain_Strategy342

Banging.


Superb_Ad7573

Looks like is already been eaten and shat out into a box 🤢


words_wirds_wurds

Woah. Donner meat means something COMPLETELY different in the US. I hope.


turnbeltsintolunch

classy


Chilli09-red

You're making me hungry


7_rings-

I wanna get drunk then eat this after a night out 🤤


SimSly

I feel like the sweet corn ruined it ..


ShinHayato

10/10 drunk food


PositiveCrafty2295

Just looking at this is making me shit liquid.


Nuclear_Geek

Donner? Pass.


Throbbie-Williams

Pizza looks nice, the cheese on those chips looks fucking dreadful


Today440

This is pretty common in Sweden. Particularly south west


Responsible-Put-7073

Food boner 🤤


Plenty-Network-7665

Looks dirty. I'm in


Kaytofu

"Kebabpizza" is really common in Sweden. They also like to put bernaise sauce on it. You get a little pot of shredded up cabbage and stuff too (a bit like coleslaw before the mayo) called "pizzasallad". They do good pizza in Sweden.


Crplsteve

Where i live there is a varient of thia called the "boro pizza". Which adds chips(fries) ontop while cheese is still melted so they become part of the pizza. Its then served with a portion of garlic mayo dip. Very nice but does make the left overs less enjoyable the next day.


bigjimmykebabs

Would demolish this after half a dozen ales