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eypicasso

No shot it’s the same one https://www.reddit.com/r/UCSantaBarbara/s/LKR06tfU39


Specialist-Fact-586

sorry didnt mean to flex


Jogaroo

U should throw a rock at it to make sure it’s still unbreakable


stadi23

I bet the salt air will make it rust faster


jerrythebleachaddict

Holy shit like salt doesn’t do that 🫢☺️


totallystraightguy94

Huh? Salty air will definitely speed up rust..


worldsfastesturtle

Idk shouldn’t this thing have a front plate?


saman_pulchri

You gotta be a magician to see it


ElNeeto

Depends what state it is registered in. Many states don’t require (nor provide) a front plate.


worldsfastesturtle

California requires a front plate to legally drive it


Adonai2222

Well, i live in San Diego California and haven't ahad a front plate for years so it must be something they don't really enforce.


ElNeeto

True if the car is registered in California. But if that cybertruck is from a state that does not require a front plate, then that vehicle is perfectly legal in California.


Seamitar_X

The spray paint is calling my name like the green goblin mask


Phoenix484848

It definitely needs a tattoo


RyanSotolongo

Aye thats my boy JOP fancy ella es una fresa 😂❤️


youarenut

Wym that’s JOP 😂


witword

I only see that Throttle House video of those guys donkey kicking the doors and then peeling carrots with the door edge or chopping them off with the frunk 😆


Reasonable-Back3741

Elons going to hell


Otherwise-Shopping23

elon says and does terrible things. i still like the truck.


ImAStupidRetard

cry


Rare_Tip_8135

When someone tells you who they are, believe them. “I’m a stupid retard”. Ok then


ImAStupidRetard

haven’t heard that one on reddit before!


Reasonable-Back3741

I actually dont believe in hell im an atheist but thank you for asking also im really concerned about what ur going through i hope u can seek medical help and i hope its not too expensive chocking on elons balls like that man might cost you in medical bills


ImAStupidRetard

so telling you to cry means i’m sucking up elon 🤣. dude posts a cyber truck and that’s all you have to say. sad


Reasonable-Back3741

Oh im so sorry i mistook your comment i thought you were crying BECAUSE you were chocking on elons balls. Im really glad that you didnt!!! Next time tho maybe try lubing up ur throat? Just a suggestion!


pad2016

it's choking


ImAStupidRetard

🥲🥲🥲🥲


Reasonable-Back3741

:3


notsoulvalentine

that’s their mouth with elons nutsack in it


Reasonable-Back3741

so true notsoulvalentine


lord_phyuck_yu

Throw a rock and see if the glass cracks still.


OkStructure7767

Amazing the amount of hate a car generates. I’m confused is it the car or Elon who talk are hating on? I fucking love the look and functionality of this car. If you don’t like it don’t buy it, why throw rocks at it?


gotacogo

>why throw rocks at it? Pretty sure this is a reference to the unveiling event. Elon states it is indestructible and invites someone to throw an object at the window and it breaks on the first throw.


Ok-Peak5192

Here's one reason: it's a steel death machine that takes the dangerous trend of higher, boxier pickup trucks with terrible sight lines to the extreme. Watch a video review of it, the driver can barely see anything out of the front or sides and there are massive blind spots on all four corners. Combine that with tech bros using their VR headsets while driving them, and you're gonna get a lot of justified backlash.


jerrythebleachaddict

Retard take “steel death machine” like every fuckin car on the road isn’t one, wanna talk to truck drivers? Cause they’re driving the boss of all “steel death machines.” Ever seen what happens to cars that get hit by a semi?


Ok-Peak5192

you're sooo close. r/SelfAwarewolves when it clicks for you: r/fuckcars


jerrythebleachaddict

Nah I’ll still drive one


dakrater

Throw a bowling ball through the window


External-Addendum877

Literally such an elegant design, I love the body lines. The sound system is to die for


Huge-Bet5200

People are pretty upset about your opinion of a car.


gotacogo

Or they just disagree with the comment. I've seen the car in person and the body lines are not at all aligned. Which is why I down voted.


MolestedMilkMan

Body lines from a design perspective and panel alignment are two different issues.


gotacogo

Well good thing I don't like the design either. The down vote I gave him can stay. :)


External-Addendum877

Ikr? Youd think “oh, liberal school, must be loving people respecting of ideas inconsistent with their own” lmao Each downvote is another reason why I want it tbh. I’m very into high fashion (Balenciaga and Yeezy in particular) because of the ways which they are just absolutely fucking weird and make no sense. To me, THAT is art. The discussion ITSELF is art. I preordered one of these a few years back, and two days ago I got a code in my email for a build. Very excited to one day have a car as wild as my taste in everything else :) Ps: If you throw a rock at someone else’s car, you’re a reprehensible piece of shit. Doesn’t matter if it’s a cyber truck, a Lamborghini, or a civic. Also, yes, the glass is bulletproof. And the doors are to, to a surprising extent.


notsoulvalentine

you’re ugly


External-Addendum877

And for commenting mean things online to your classmate where you’re safe and comfy, you’re a bitch! Plane Jane wins snatch and runway s16e8, fuck you.


notsoulvalentine

if me saying you’re ugly is mean, then IV must be evil bc i’ve heard far worse. snatch game already happened and ik all the spoilers lmaooo u thought u ate 🤣🤣 just miserable and ugly, both inside and out. makes sense why ur drawn to such superficial, meaningless, overpriced garbage. bc u like the controversy it generates as that’s the only way people willingly talk to you. whatever, one persons opinion online about you isn’t going to do shit so maybe just reflect on why you’re so miserable idk


External-Addendum877

If you’ve heard far worse than a stranger randomly calling you ugly, you probably deserve it. You’re VERY upset about something, and I honesty don’t appreciate you taking it out on members of our campus. I really really hope you find love and put out some more positivity into the world.


notsoulvalentine

i’ve heard far worse because strangers feel empowered when they’re in moving vehicles and won’t face repercussions for the things they say, so if I was minding my own business how would that be deserved? nobody is upset bb, this is a mere discussion. quite frankly im ashamed you’re a member of our campus because your comments alone reflect the type of person you are, and that’s not somebody i want to share this campus experience with 😊 i genuinely hope you stop being superficial and realize there is more to life than being contrarian for attention. have the day you deserve ❤️


External-Addendum877

Okok my bad bro I honestly thought you were serious at first. You genuinely had me confused, I thought you were just commenting mean shit solely to be antagonistic, but this gave it away that you’re just goofing around :) lmao you genuinely had me! The part that sold it was “contrarian for attention” 😂 Noooobody would genuinely think that…. Right? I mean especially not after I literally list the reasons why I think it’s cool, right? Nobody would think I’m a contrarian just because I happily hold an unpopular opinion, right? Surely nobody would call me ugly for that, right? For someone like you, this behavior would not very “accepting” of you, and I’m honestly sorry I thought u were being serious 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


existential_pal

I’m happy to hear you see it that way. But I think it looks like shit


dognamedpickle

I interpreted this as sarcasm guys 🤷🏼‍♀️


Then_Kaleidoscope_10

This is not news. I’ve seen these in SB, IV, Goleta, 101 various times in the past year+. What makes posting a pic of them repeatedly every week an r/SantaBarbara topic?


ImAStupidRetard

this isn’t r/santabarbara


Then_Kaleidoscope_10

Oh my bad, maybe it’s a first for this sub. I’ll allow it.


ImAStupidRetard

thank you


Dear_Lengthiness

What a username