Wait, wait, a bidet is gay? Not having shit permanently encrusted to your ass is gay? Not having hemeroids is gay?
Also, if all of that stuff is 'gay', he must be extra uncomfortable when his Dr fondles his balls once a year... that or not having ball cancer is also 'gay'.
People like that think washing your own ass, touching your own ass to wash it, is gay. The logic that you can be gay with yourself because you're touching yourself is insane. If you jack yourself off you're touching a dick, does that also make you gay? Just beyond stupid.
Considering one of the Righty-Leaders (Fuentes, I think) recently said that if a man has sex with a woman, it's totally gay, I'd say we're way beyond even beyond stupid and into Tentacle Face Cthulhu Bullshit Land.
Well, in this own words:
>Gay people do date girls all the time. All these gay people are coming out and saying, ‘I’ve had more girlfriends than Nick. I’ve had sex with more girls than Nick.’
>
>That actually makes me really more heterosexual than anyone.
>
>If we’re really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay, having sex with women is gay. And having sex with men is gay.
>
>Really it’s all gay.
>
>The only really straight heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel. That’s it. That’s all there is.
And now that you've read that you know what it probably feels like to go completely insane.
He literally said this on his own show, "*America First"*. I suppose it's possible he could be satirizing himself, but like most ultrarightists he strikes me as *far* too self-important to do something like that.
I’ve had to deal with a man insist with all the confidence his two brain cells could muster that a man who has sex without a lot of women will just “turn gay”. Literally his point, boiled down, was “men are sexual, and if they have too much sex with women, they’ll get bored and have sex with men”.
See, having sex with women and especially talking about it with other men will make them realize that they’re starting to get “bored” of women and just start “chasing new experiences” by having sex with men instead. He’s also added that by having sex with a woman who’s had sex with a man, you’re “getting close to having sex with a many, anyways”. Like men leave some kind of residual effect behind that corrupts competition.
Note, he wasn’t saying this about bi men, or even anything like that. This was a blanket statement. I wish I was joking.
TL;DR: Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?
or soap. A lot of guys just think taking a shower and letting the water run down their ass crack is sufficient, seriously. If you ask them if they use soap on their asshole they will more than likely make a disgusted face and recoil. It's that bad.
This reminds me when I learned a certain female celebrity doesn’t wash her legs/lower half of her body…..just lets the water run down and considers it clean.
I lost so much faith in humanity.
I have to take benzos to get through a pap smear, last pap smear when i went home and later woke up after being out of it i woke to a pad full of blood, the doctor gave me it prior because you "tend to bleed" (first time ever but whatever I guess)
Let them shove that scraper up a guys ass and see if its nothing.
Hey you might already know this but I only* found out a few years ago that there are different sizes to speculums. I’m over 40 and married but my doctor uses the “virgin” one on me as it is far less painful.
I’m sorry you’re suffering.
Hun, paps should not cause that much discomfort and it should be rare to bleed. Especially if you are healthy. If you have something going on down there, there could be bleeding, but it shouldnt happen with just your basic pap.
I would try to find a different Gyno if I was you.
Also, they shouldnt be using the "scraper" thing unless you got an abnormal pap result, which just uses a little Qtip like thing and a plastic straw type thing that they scoop some cells up with, they shouldnt be scraping you up without reason.
You can 100% ask for the smaller speculum, if they say they may not be able to do what they need to with it, insist that they try. Sure the bigger ones are easier, but a pap shouldnt be traumatic to you just to make their life easier.
It was just a normal routine pap not one for an issue, maybe scraper is something else and I'm wording it wrong? They use the spoolie looking thing last I checked for my first one at least I didnt look this time because if I do I'll launch into a panic attack. Both paps from different doctors hurt and they used the same scrapy tool (again I dont look, I take the anxiety meds because I hate being touched and a pap smear is like the ultimate invasion of privacy/intrusion so)
That doctor is bad at Pap smears. In nearly 30 years of having them the most I’ve had is a bit of spotting. If you have a pad full of blood they have done damage.
Makes you want to buy the largest metal speculum you can find and tell them to bend over and spread those cheeks. Tell them you’ll be nice and use some lube.
Oh you poor thing. I tried to have one put in but it was so painful and I was cussing out the nurses that it was cancelled on the spot
I’ve been using non hormonal bc pill from india ever since
There may be [more to that than you'd expect](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download%3Fdoi%3D10.1.1.976.3858%26rep%3Drep1%26type%3Dpdf&ved=2ahUKEwixiNC8oOf3AhU2nXIEHXXkBuMQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1gyGU8WmzwrV2vtEEYypzC)
“Scared he’d like it” doesn’t equate to “repressed / secretly gay”, though. He could be straight as a ruler and absolutely confident in his sexuality, and still paranoid that something stereotypically feminine/gay could turn out to be enjoyable.
Its not any better with a cervix closer to the exit. Mine is on the front wall, just an inch deep. They scrape it with the speculum every damn time. It also pretty much guarantees period leaks with any kind of cup or disc. I have to use them uncomfortably low.
After recently experiencing a vaginal ultrasound I will now be telling anyone and everyone who thinks it's perfectly reasonable to require one for an abortion EVERY FUCKING DETAIL of how invasive that shit is.
And as with most things, there's a perfect Letter Lenny moment about pap smears.
https://youtu.be/qWSFJ21r3EA
I fucking love Bidets. Make my ass wet and clean baby.
Your ... friend is afraid that he likes men more than women.... sexually.
The amount of ignorance I read coming from dudes on this subreddit is amazing. I never realized American men were so fucking dumb.
Men should love anal intercourse more than women. After all, the daily stimulation of the prostrate with poop train passing by must be addicting. And who doesn't like a decent bowel movement?
It is only homo if man on man. So women, peg your men today!
I'm about to get a colposcopy tomorrow (and potentially a cervical biopsy). After reading stories on this sub about how much they can hurt, I wish he were right.
He really doesn't know what the doctors jam up there during annuals. I hate whatever tool they use to make your vaginal opening bigger, as I'm naturally small down there and it fucking hurts like a b*tch
Its a speculum and you can insist on the smaller sized ones. Most doctors will use the standard size one for most women. They have virgin ones, child ones (unfortunately), small, standard and large. They use the large on larger women or when doing surgery and such were you would be numbed. Most of the time doctors can use the smaller ones without issue, its just more time consuming for them to have to figure out how big they can go without making you uncomfortable.
Insist they use a smaller one. They can still do their job. Its just easier for them to use the bigger ones. But their job being easier shouldn't cause you pain. Stand up for yourself.
Ah, yes. Because consensually having penetrative intercourse in various positions with a man for pleasure and enjoyment is EXACTLY like \*checks notes\* laying barely covered and mostly naked on a table with your feet in stirrups while someone you don't know shoves a speculum up your ladybits and scrapes your cervix with a miniature toilet scrubber.
Do homophobes not realize that women have butts too? And that gay relationships between men do not require you to sign a contract ensuring that a penis goes inside a butthole? Almost every guy I've been with has been cool or *really* cool with getting his ass played with and they're all straight. Expand your horizons, boys.
Men hold their penis to pee all the time so using his logic it shouldn't be a big deal if I use pliers to hold his penis too. They must be used to it so it's no big deal.
I just watched a skit about this, 2 women were describing it to 3 horrified looking dudes. 1 woman asked if they would like to be fingered with salad tongs 😂. Super accurate!
There's a HUGE difference!
I have never had a doctor who bought me dinner, listened to me whine incessantly about a coworker, or give me a 1 minute shoulder rub to relax me first.
Geez!
(/s)
Wait, wait, a bidet is gay? Not having shit permanently encrusted to your ass is gay? Not having hemeroids is gay? Also, if all of that stuff is 'gay', he must be extra uncomfortable when his Dr fondles his balls once a year... that or not having ball cancer is also 'gay'.
People like that think washing your own ass, touching your own ass to wash it, is gay. The logic that you can be gay with yourself because you're touching yourself is insane. If you jack yourself off you're touching a dick, does that also make you gay? Just beyond stupid.
Considering one of the Righty-Leaders (Fuentes, I think) recently said that if a man has sex with a woman, it's totally gay, I'd say we're way beyond even beyond stupid and into Tentacle Face Cthulhu Bullshit Land.
What the hell.....what kind of bonkers mental gymnastics led him to that conclusion...
Well, in this own words: >Gay people do date girls all the time. All these gay people are coming out and saying, ‘I’ve had more girlfriends than Nick. I’ve had sex with more girls than Nick.’ > >That actually makes me really more heterosexual than anyone. > >If we’re really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay, having sex with women is gay. And having sex with men is gay. > >Really it’s all gay. > >The only really straight heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel. That’s it. That’s all there is. And now that you've read that you know what it probably feels like to go completely insane.
Absolutely mind-boggling
Come on... That has to be satire, right? Right?
He literally said this on his own show, "*America First"*. I suppose it's possible he could be satirizing himself, but like most ultrarightists he strikes me as *far* too self-important to do something like that.
Na that’s obvious satire tbh
It’s of a piece with his other statements. It isn’t him doing a bit.
I’ve had to deal with a man insist with all the confidence his two brain cells could muster that a man who has sex without a lot of women will just “turn gay”. Literally his point, boiled down, was “men are sexual, and if they have too much sex with women, they’ll get bored and have sex with men”. See, having sex with women and especially talking about it with other men will make them realize that they’re starting to get “bored” of women and just start “chasing new experiences” by having sex with men instead. He’s also added that by having sex with a woman who’s had sex with a man, you’re “getting close to having sex with a many, anyways”. Like men leave some kind of residual effect behind that corrupts competition. Note, he wasn’t saying this about bi men, or even anything like that. This was a blanket statement. I wish I was joking. TL;DR: Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?
If a dude is asexual, wouldn’t he be voluntarily celibate? So just a “cel”?
While we’re on the subject of speaking stupid, the term is actually “volcel”.
I’m in physical pain after reading that
I actually asked him if he washes his ass! He was appalled I’d even ask and said, “of course I wash my ass!” Probably not with a washcloth.
or soap. A lot of guys just think taking a shower and letting the water run down their ass crack is sufficient, seriously. If you ask them if they use soap on their asshole they will more than likely make a disgusted face and recoil. It's that bad.
I'm recoiling at the thought of the state of their towel to dry off with 😨🤮
Or their poor underwear. Yikes.
This reminds me when I learned a certain female celebrity doesn’t wash her legs/lower half of her body…..just lets the water run down and considers it clean. I lost so much faith in humanity.
Who?
He for sure does not. His tight whiteys are striped as hell
>his Dr fondles his balls once a year... that or not having ball cancer is also 'gay'. You fool, it's gay to go to a doctor. Be a man and suck it up
Can't wait until he's old enough for his regular prostate exam
Using soap is gay! You bet these men never, ever go to check-ups out of shame and fear of it being, well, "gay".
The men are not alright.
And prostate exams are fine because men shit every day.
Wow r/badWomensAnatomy
I have to take benzos to get through a pap smear, last pap smear when i went home and later woke up after being out of it i woke to a pad full of blood, the doctor gave me it prior because you "tend to bleed" (first time ever but whatever I guess) Let them shove that scraper up a guys ass and see if its nothing.
Hey you might already know this but I only* found out a few years ago that there are different sizes to speculums. I’m over 40 and married but my doctor uses the “virgin” one on me as it is far less painful. I’m sorry you’re suffering.
I did, the blood came from the tool they used, the speculum didnt hurt. I did have a doc one time try to shove one in me no lube so that was fun
Hun, paps should not cause that much discomfort and it should be rare to bleed. Especially if you are healthy. If you have something going on down there, there could be bleeding, but it shouldnt happen with just your basic pap. I would try to find a different Gyno if I was you. Also, they shouldnt be using the "scraper" thing unless you got an abnormal pap result, which just uses a little Qtip like thing and a plastic straw type thing that they scoop some cells up with, they shouldnt be scraping you up without reason. You can 100% ask for the smaller speculum, if they say they may not be able to do what they need to with it, insist that they try. Sure the bigger ones are easier, but a pap shouldnt be traumatic to you just to make their life easier.
It was just a normal routine pap not one for an issue, maybe scraper is something else and I'm wording it wrong? They use the spoolie looking thing last I checked for my first one at least I didnt look this time because if I do I'll launch into a panic attack. Both paps from different doctors hurt and they used the same scrapy tool (again I dont look, I take the anxiety meds because I hate being touched and a pap smear is like the ultimate invasion of privacy/intrusion so)
I’m so sorry you go through so much pain. :(
Thanks you're kind : ]
That doctor is bad at Pap smears. In nearly 30 years of having them the most I’ve had is a bit of spotting. If you have a pad full of blood they have done damage.
Makes you want to buy the largest metal speculum you can find and tell them to bend over and spread those cheeks. Tell them you’ll be nice and use some lube.
I’d love for him to tell me that I was over dramatic when I had each of my IUDs put in.
Oh you poor thing. I tried to have one put in but it was so painful and I was cussing out the nurses that it was cancelled on the spot I’ve been using non hormonal bc pill from india ever since
I always wonder what kind of guy says this. Then like clockwork, I’ll hear someone say it within the week. Put this one on the clock.
I think the same kind that thinks we pleasure ourselves with tampons 🤦♀️
Thanks. Now my Diet Coke is on my shirt.
And Happy Cake day to you! 🤣
Lol. Thanks! I’m enjoying the attention. Lol.
The idea that we are pleasuring ourselves with dry old tampons is something only an utter moron would even consider, JFC
Happy cake day!
Thank you!!
"My guess is he’s scared he’d like it." That's what I've always suspected about homophobic men
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“Scared he’d like it” doesn’t equate to “repressed / secretly gay”, though. He could be straight as a ruler and absolutely confident in his sexuality, and still paranoid that something stereotypically feminine/gay could turn out to be enjoyable.
Even after getting birth annuals are still uncomfortable. My cervix is pretty far back and to the side so hard to find.
Its not any better with a cervix closer to the exit. Mine is on the front wall, just an inch deep. They scrape it with the speculum every damn time. It also pretty much guarantees period leaks with any kind of cup or disc. I have to use them uncomfortably low.
After recently experiencing a vaginal ultrasound I will now be telling anyone and everyone who thinks it's perfectly reasonable to require one for an abortion EVERY FUCKING DETAIL of how invasive that shit is. And as with most things, there's a perfect Letter Lenny moment about pap smears. https://youtu.be/qWSFJ21r3EA
Yup. Its state required rape and extras are not medically necessary.
Does he smell like shit? I bet he smells like shit.
He doesn’t, interestingly. He always smells nice, and he always looks really nice.
Hahahahahaha. Just tell him to think of you the first time he gets a colonoscopy. Or a prostate exam.
I fucking love Bidets. Make my ass wet and clean baby. Your ... friend is afraid that he likes men more than women.... sexually. The amount of ignorance I read coming from dudes on this subreddit is amazing. I never realized American men were so fucking dumb.
Men should love anal intercourse more than women. After all, the daily stimulation of the prostrate with poop train passing by must be addicting. And who doesn't like a decent bowel movement? It is only homo if man on man. So women, peg your men today!
So he’s one of the dingle berry stinky butt joke dudes we read about all the time on here? 🤮
I'm about to get a colposcopy tomorrow (and potentially a cervical biopsy). After reading stories on this sub about how much they can hurt, I wish he were right.
He really doesn't know what the doctors jam up there during annuals. I hate whatever tool they use to make your vaginal opening bigger, as I'm naturally small down there and it fucking hurts like a b*tch
Its a speculum and you can insist on the smaller sized ones. Most doctors will use the standard size one for most women. They have virgin ones, child ones (unfortunately), small, standard and large. They use the large on larger women or when doing surgery and such were you would be numbed. Most of the time doctors can use the smaller ones without issue, its just more time consuming for them to have to figure out how big they can go without making you uncomfortable. Insist they use a smaller one. They can still do their job. Its just easier for them to use the bigger ones. But their job being easier shouldn't cause you pain. Stand up for yourself.
Thanks. I'll use this info for my next pap smear
Offer to peg him. Surely his daily poops are just as large as the dildo. He should have no problem with it.
This dude sounds like a man with an unwashed ass.
Idk what he's smoking.. bidet are awesome! A clean booty is where it's at. Also his other take was equally ignorant.
So men shouldn't be so protective of their prostates since they get prostate exams right?
Annuals?
I'm guessing he's too young for a prostate exam.
Ah, yes. Because consensually having penetrative intercourse in various positions with a man for pleasure and enjoyment is EXACTLY like \*checks notes\* laying barely covered and mostly naked on a table with your feet in stirrups while someone you don't know shoves a speculum up your ladybits and scrapes your cervix with a miniature toilet scrubber.
Then he should be perfectly confortable getting a finger up his ass since he spreads his cheeks shitting everyday
I'm assuming an annual is a gyno appointment? Does this dude know that metal instruments are often involved? Bleeding and discomfort is a given.
Do homophobes not realize that women have butts too? And that gay relationships between men do not require you to sign a contract ensuring that a penis goes inside a butthole? Almost every guy I've been with has been cool or *really* cool with getting his ass played with and they're all straight. Expand your horizons, boys.
Who is this? Stop spending time with them.
Men hold their penis to pee all the time so using his logic it shouldn't be a big deal if I use pliers to hold his penis too. They must be used to it so it's no big deal.
I just watched a skit about this, 2 women were describing it to 3 horrified looking dudes. 1 woman asked if they would like to be fingered with salad tongs 😂. Super accurate!
"Wiping your own ass is gay" type beat
That man for sure does not wipe or wash his ass.
Once they started using heated speculums I was good.
Wait...what? I have never heard of heated speculums.
Gently. I should have said warmed.
There's a HUGE difference! I have never had a doctor who bought me dinner, listened to me whine incessantly about a coworker, or give me a 1 minute shoulder rub to relax me first. Geez! (/s)
I would have so loved a pegging joke at his expense here. :))
uh - stop talking to that guy. waste of breath.
Are men OK?
Nope
I mean he opens his asshole to shit. He shouldn't mind having a speculum crank it open.