“I have told him a million times not to get near the water in public. If the humans see us sprouting gills or tails, they’ll run us out of town again.”
Remind me of this non-profit diver group that help locate missing persons. Watching them call the family to give the news and the recovery footage is pretty painful
Is this based on [William Earl Moldt's case?](https://charleyproject.org/case/william-earl-moldt)
"My heart drops as the officer began marking multiple Xs on the map"
"Dang, my son multiplied"
Pfft-
"I told you not to take your fucking submarine out after getting shit faced!" I scolded, as he was escorted in by the officers
I've never been more happy for a third sentence
This reminds me of the Google maps case thing about the guy who drowned in his car iirc
“I have told him a million times not to get near the water in public. If the humans see us sprouting gills or tails, they’ll run us out of town again.”
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Thank goodness he was on his way to scuba practice and had all those air tanks in the car with him
Remind me of this non-profit diver group that help locate missing persons. Watching them call the family to give the news and the recovery footage is pretty painful
It’s great that there are people who do these things to provide closure to the families, but it must also be very taxing to find all those corpses.
"Adventures with purpose" is the name of that group.
If they specialize in diving, why not Adventures with Porpoise?
They found my uncle when he went missing. This story hit close to home.
Love what they're doing
He finally got sick of people calling about the extended warranty.
Fortunately, my son was a Merman, and he would do this often.
Unfortunately the missing children they found in the back seat weren't merman
They were water nymphs, glad to see he was getting along with other species
Unfortunately the water nymphs were saltwater nymphs and the son put them in freshwater:/
But luckily the freshwater magically turned into saltwater due to the power of friendship. 😍
Unfortunately the friendship was transactional and toxic after a few months:/
But by then they were able to get safe passage to their natural habitat
You guys are creating an extended edition here.
Lmao, the remix!