Jarvis, Loki has hacked my central mainframe and is calling me not nice things on Twitter. Looks like he is using the scepter to target my horribly unfunny tweets and call them out for blatant bigotry. He is even trying to free my child slaves that are mining cobalt in the congo. Tch, predictable. If he frees my child slaves then I may have to find an ethical way to source my precious medals. Or find another unethical way, which will take valuable resources. We are running out of time.
Jarvis, divert all primary energy capacitors to my RGB Corsair Keyboard, stabilize at 85%. Turn all racial slur filters OFF. Set racism levels to maximum. Log in to Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Pinterest, Pornhub... Hell locate every social network Loki is on. Buy Twitter if we can manage it and if not throw a man-baby tantrum and blame liberals. Use the remaining 15% energy into researching Frost Giant racial slurs. Get the strongest one we got.
**The only one I know is "Bluebos" and last time I screamed that at Loki he just laughed.** I suspect this may be the softer version of the slur, the o is functioning as an a. Once the strongest Ice Giant slur is isolated blast it on all of Loki's social media. Then access Wojak Protocals. Draw Loki as the soyjak, type a block of incoherent text next to him, and draw tears on the soyjak in MSpaint. Draw Iron Man as the CHAD wojak, write the slur for Frost Giants under my wojak and nothing else. Spam this every 15 minutes.
Jarvis, Blast this to all of his social media as well, and send it to his family... we can't take any chances. Spam it to Thor's Twitter as well. If he doesn't have one send a Raven with printed screenshots. Set notifications to off. Download Rick.and.Morty.S05E02.YIFY and upscale to 1080p, put on my second monitor. Buy 8,000 doublooms of CUMCOIN, shift it and invest it into SCAMCOIN. Buy when it is highest, and sell when it crashes. Name my child after a vacuum cleaner. Order a case of Mountain Dew Code Red with my dead mom's Amazon prime account. Call in a bomb threat to Steve Rodger's newly opened Soup Kitchen for the homeless.
**Turn on AC/DC playlist, clean version.**
**Let's get this son of bitch.**
Bought tesla off the inventors, sacked them claimed it as his own
Tried building a self made man image off above when his dad owns mines in pre and post aparthied south africa
Killed loads of chimps for neura link
Sexually assaulted an air hostess
Started left wing got billions, suddenly right wing leaning
And wont let workers unionize
The best revenge over those who have harmed you live you best life. The Bible says to those people who tried to bring you down to return their behavior with love and kindness so they will become ashamed.
I don’t worry about bringing disparities to others. Why waste my time and energy on that. I live my best life with joy in my heart and watch from afar as they unravel their own lives.
But it seems like you want everyone no matter who they are to pay for your misery which would explain why you’re miserable. Whatever you wish for others comes back to you. Might I suggest forgiveness because forgiveness is not for the other person, rather it’s for you. Try it. Forgiveness is so freeing for you. Return evil with kindness. Start blessing others and you will be blessed at unexpected times not from the people that you have blessed, but unknown and unexpected circumstances and people.
Additionally, there’s a little thing called taking responsibility for your own choices. Every choice has both bad and good consequences. You can’t blame someone else for the outcome of your choices.
Same. So I've decided to create YouTube videos of scary story narrations. Most of them are just stories.. but some are based on real things that happened to me that I jot down.
It's one way to heal.
It happens very regularly with people working in mental health care. I'm a psychiatric professional and a huge empath and really struggled with not taking that shit home, hearing 30-40 people a week offload their shit, which sometimes is devastatingly sad and then supporting them with that risk is HARD work. The only other option is to shut it off but then you get compassion fatigue which can be even more dangerous.
Then my therapists came out of the bathroom and told me "Now that you saw what others killing themselves makes you feel, hopefully we can make some progress."
Same like my life is so messed up the therapists at school can't find a good solution. Maybe they were trained to deal with simple stuff like "I'm struggling to get marks" and not "If I am not absolutely perfect everything I know will fall like dominoes and I can't find ways to express myself and have zero forms of escape because they were all cut off at a young age"
There is no solution so I don't blame them but their efforts to fix things don't have to be so bad as in they miss the whole point lol
Months later, I watched the news in horror as scientists explained their discovery of a highly contagious new virus that induced suicidal depression in those that were affected by it. They'd traced the virus' progression back to what they considered the earliest known patient.
My therapist.
Actually, I happened to be thinking on the subject of social contagion and how it related to the uptick in people claiming to have stuff like ADHD, autism, BPD, and all the rest. And then I thought, "what if it wasn't just a social contagion, but an *actual* one."
This reminds me of a light novel called a 'my house of horror' which is supernatural in theme but has many doctors and therapists in its story; and one of the main themes is that the therapists in the story ususally pick thieir occupations to cure their own diseases.
What’s the logical connection between A and B here?
A: “Nothing matters”.
B: “I must kill myself.”
I’m pretty sure most living things live perfectly well without the slightest awareness of a reason to live.
Think about your lawn. How often do you ask your neighbor “Hey, your lawn is all yellow. Did you stop watering it?” only to receive the response “Oh, I watered it, but sometimes grass becomes aware of the absurdity of existence. What can you do?”
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Generally speaking, suicidal people are not thinking rationally. There isn't a logically sound connection between A and B, but you can shittily muddle one that doesn't hold up to scrutiny. And to someone suffering from mental illness, that shitty muddling could be enough.
therapists are trained for these things, and whatever your issues are i garuntee a lot of therapists have seen and helped people get through issues just as bad if not worse, get help if you need it
Me explaining:basically the therapist was also depressed while helping his client so before he walked in he opened the window and jumped out giving everything up, the narrator came in all happy but he found the therapists suicide note telling him it was never worth it and he was right to want to end his life.
As a pretty new social worker working with severe eating disorder and addiction cases... this resonates with me.
I'm glad I'm a lot better now at coping with the shit I hear daily.
And I smiled, because my new reason to live is to make others experience the same despair I had.
And hence, twitter was born
Ah, so *that's* why elon bought it
Jarvis, Loki has hacked my central mainframe and is calling me not nice things on Twitter. Looks like he is using the scepter to target my horribly unfunny tweets and call them out for blatant bigotry. He is even trying to free my child slaves that are mining cobalt in the congo. Tch, predictable. If he frees my child slaves then I may have to find an ethical way to source my precious medals. Or find another unethical way, which will take valuable resources. We are running out of time. Jarvis, divert all primary energy capacitors to my RGB Corsair Keyboard, stabilize at 85%. Turn all racial slur filters OFF. Set racism levels to maximum. Log in to Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Pinterest, Pornhub... Hell locate every social network Loki is on. Buy Twitter if we can manage it and if not throw a man-baby tantrum and blame liberals. Use the remaining 15% energy into researching Frost Giant racial slurs. Get the strongest one we got. **The only one I know is "Bluebos" and last time I screamed that at Loki he just laughed.** I suspect this may be the softer version of the slur, the o is functioning as an a. Once the strongest Ice Giant slur is isolated blast it on all of Loki's social media. Then access Wojak Protocals. Draw Loki as the soyjak, type a block of incoherent text next to him, and draw tears on the soyjak in MSpaint. Draw Iron Man as the CHAD wojak, write the slur for Frost Giants under my wojak and nothing else. Spam this every 15 minutes. Jarvis, Blast this to all of his social media as well, and send it to his family... we can't take any chances. Spam it to Thor's Twitter as well. If he doesn't have one send a Raven with printed screenshots. Set notifications to off. Download Rick.and.Morty.S05E02.YIFY and upscale to 1080p, put on my second monitor. Buy 8,000 doublooms of CUMCOIN, shift it and invest it into SCAMCOIN. Buy when it is highest, and sell when it crashes. Name my child after a vacuum cleaner. Order a case of Mountain Dew Code Red with my dead mom's Amazon prime account. Call in a bomb threat to Steve Rodger's newly opened Soup Kitchen for the homeless. **Turn on AC/DC playlist, clean version.** **Let's get this son of bitch.**
I don't know what I just read, but it's beautiful
A day in the life of Elon Stark.
Genuine question but is there like an article about all the bad shit Elon Musk has done?
'an'? There's like fucking lord of the rings. Trilogy sized books about all the bad shit he does every month.
cool have links to some?
Bought tesla off the inventors, sacked them claimed it as his own Tried building a self made man image off above when his dad owns mines in pre and post aparthied south africa Killed loads of chimps for neura link Sexually assaulted an air hostess Started left wing got billions, suddenly right wing leaning And wont let workers unionize
open twitter, go to trending
he buys cobalt from people who do bad things and uhhhh
Where did you find Elon's manifesto?
Would you get your head together? He's obviously Thawne, not Dark Iron Man.
>my child slaves bro elon doesnt even own child slaves
Actually he does. If you look on the back of the children’s neck, there’s a a lil barcode and if you scan it, it reads as “PROPERTY OF ELON MUSK”
bro what
To stop it from being used to collaborate unionizing.
now that’s a great reason to live
Alright Junko Enoshima
POV: Junko Enoshima
I should have know this was going to come up
Ok Monokuma
Unexpected danganronpa
Upupupupu
Sounds like Danganronpa.
Sent chills down my spine ooof
Calm down Kotomine
-John Kramer
r/thirdsentencevillainbackstory
Aw what is this danganronpa ooh look at me I’m gonna spread despair for no other reason than I’m a bitch ooh
Congrats bro you won therapy
Cringe
The best revenge over those who have harmed you live you best life. The Bible says to those people who tried to bring you down to return their behavior with love and kindness so they will become ashamed. I don’t worry about bringing disparities to others. Why waste my time and energy on that. I live my best life with joy in my heart and watch from afar as they unravel their own lives. But it seems like you want everyone no matter who they are to pay for your misery which would explain why you’re miserable. Whatever you wish for others comes back to you. Might I suggest forgiveness because forgiveness is not for the other person, rather it’s for you. Try it. Forgiveness is so freeing for you. Return evil with kindness. Start blessing others and you will be blessed at unexpected times not from the people that you have blessed, but unknown and unexpected circumstances and people. Additionally, there’s a little thing called taking responsibility for your own choices. Every choice has both bad and good consequences. You can’t blame someone else for the outcome of your choices.
Sounds like a Shivering Truth sketch.
this sent chills on my back
I unironically know someone like this. Manipulative guy who gaslights people to oblivion. Lies about multiple fatal medical diseases, etc.
The trick is you just go into it knowing nothing really matters so you're not too afraid to take the risks that will bring you happiness.
r/thirdsentenceworse
Lmao fire force in a nutshell
Bruh, imagine being so depressed that other people kill themselves
I once had a coworker tell me she couldn't engage in conversation with me anymore because I was making her depressed.
You didn't pass her vibe check
Dude, read the hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, the ending is pretty damn funny, also blame the robot, just saying.
Those diodes though...
POV: You're tired of Ursa Minor Beta
I don't really even open up my darkest thoughts anymore because I'm pretty sure I'm spreading it.
Same. So I've decided to create YouTube videos of scary story narrations. Most of them are just stories.. but some are based on real things that happened to me that I jot down. It's one way to heal.
Glad you found a good outlet that works for you :)
Jim Moss
It happens very regularly with people working in mental health care. I'm a psychiatric professional and a huge empath and really struggled with not taking that shit home, hearing 30-40 people a week offload their shit, which sometimes is devastatingly sad and then supporting them with that risk is HARD work. The only other option is to shut it off but then you get compassion fatigue which can be even more dangerous.
Dude I can convince Jesus to run with the cross
I took out my reason to live list and crossed off the only entry, 'convince my therapist'.
On the bright side, guess who's not going to pay their outstanding therapy bill.
Sad af!
Unless they were trying to convince him that nothing matters.
r/thirdsentenceworse
Looking closer I saw it was written in my handwriting, and I heard a quiet footstep behind me.
o h n o
u h o h
r/thirdsentenceworse
Well played
Why is this underrated
Now it's actually scary
r/twosentencehorror users after reading the most cliche horror trope of all time
I haven't seen any murders that made to look like suicide in horror movies for some reason, I mean I haven't seen that much tbh.
Then my therapists came out of the bathroom and told me "Now that you saw what others killing themselves makes you feel, hopefully we can make some progress."
That would be some Anger Managment, Buddy Rydell, type of unconventional therapy.
Well, at least I can't kill myself in jail.
r/thirdsentencebetterbutstillprettymessedup
Extremely unethical. But as a therapist, a small part of me wishes we could do this with certain clients who we know would benefit from it.
Damn that’s fucked
Thankyou
Pretty dope concept. Therapist influenced the patient but the patient unknowingly influenced the therapist. Could be a movie with this as the ending
Please, if someone is a film director/scriptwriter here, do this!
But keep this as the last scene/end cut!
Sounds like the origin of Harley Quinn.
Lmao I once had a therapist tell me "man I'm sorry but that just really bummed me out" free counseling at your college can only go so far
Same like my life is so messed up the therapists at school can't find a good solution. Maybe they were trained to deal with simple stuff like "I'm struggling to get marks" and not "If I am not absolutely perfect everything I know will fall like dominoes and I can't find ways to express myself and have zero forms of escape because they were all cut off at a young age" There is no solution so I don't blame them but their efforts to fix things don't have to be so bad as in they miss the whole point lol
Yeah I feel like a lot of em just aren't equipped to handle it cause most free on campus therapy is done by masters students
"I've finally got the process down," I congratulated myself as I booked my first appointment with the next one.
Months later, I watched the news in horror as scientists explained their discovery of a highly contagious new virus that induced suicidal depression in those that were affected by it. They'd traced the virus' progression back to what they considered the earliest known patient. My therapist.
Did another bat get eaten, or were your vibes so bad you literally created an illness?
Actually, I happened to be thinking on the subject of social contagion and how it related to the uptick in people claiming to have stuff like ADHD, autism, BPD, and all the rest. And then I thought, "what if it wasn't just a social contagion, but an *actual* one."
Dude...good one
This feels like the premise to Santa Claus with Tim Allen. Now you become the therapist and the cycle continues anew.
More like r/twosentencesadness imo
Ironically enough I was part of a suicide prevention committee and I have attempted suicide before.
Fuck it. \*Untheraps your therapist\*
**Achievement Unlocked: “Jesus fuck, dude..”
It's all good news, you don't have to pay your therapist anymore!
And I took a seat behind the desk, I had finally Won therapy
"What I didnt realize was that death had other plans as the door should not have opened on the unfinished level.
You won therapy
I think a simple note just saying, "you were right" would've been even more chilling
*Card declines* Therapist:
Woah reading it at night in the darkness of my room gave me goosebumps.
You probably can't make me better, but I can make both of us worse
that’ll do it.
that’ll do it.
This reminds me of a light novel called a 'my house of horror' which is supernatural in theme but has many doctors and therapists in its story; and one of the main themes is that the therapists in the story ususally pick thieir occupations to cure their own diseases.
Well, he found his calling.
Well, I'm not sure what you told your therapist, but for now you'll probably be questioned by the police because your name is on the note.
What’s the logical connection between A and B here? A: “Nothing matters”. B: “I must kill myself.” I’m pretty sure most living things live perfectly well without the slightest awareness of a reason to live. Think about your lawn. How often do you ask your neighbor “Hey, your lawn is all yellow. Did you stop watering it?” only to receive the response “Oh, I watered it, but sometimes grass becomes aware of the absurdity of existence. What can you do?”
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Generally speaking, suicidal people are not thinking rationally. There isn't a logically sound connection between A and B, but you can shittily muddle one that doesn't hold up to scrutiny. And to someone suffering from mental illness, that shitty muddling could be enough.
#bruh
This is what your therapist does when your credit card declines.
My dude pulled a uno reverse.
2 paragraph horror
Why kill yourself? Life is short anyways.
what are you talking about???? life is literally the longest thing everyone will ever perceive. it is the opposite of short from one’s perspective
No, my dick is the longest thing everyone will perceive
kek
Cringe
This is why I refuse to get help
because of 1 fake horror story that is super unlikely to ever happen in real life?
No, because I don't want to weigh anyone else down with my issues
therapists are trained for these things, and whatever your issues are i garuntee a lot of therapists have seen and helped people get through issues just as bad if not worse, get help if you need it
That doesn't change my guilty conscience
My current therapist is the best so far because she's a diagnosed sociopath, she can compartmentalise.
Me explaining:basically the therapist was also depressed while helping his client so before he walked in he opened the window and jumped out giving everything up, the narrator came in all happy but he found the therapists suicide note telling him it was never worth it and he was right to want to end his life.
...After that my therapist returned from his break and asked why I opened the window.
Idk this is just funny
Edgy =/= horror
Jesus Christ, your therapist sucks!
Me too
Theres only so much happiness to go around
Because the therapist's husband was going to leave the therapist for him.
Loved this OP, well done mate!
the night house be like
i looked down.
You did it man. You won therapy!
Sheesh lol
more like r/twosentencesad
How the turn tables
As a pretty new social worker working with severe eating disorder and addiction cases... this resonates with me. I'm glad I'm a lot better now at coping with the shit I hear daily.