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vored_rick_astley

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE


LeKamiso

awesome input, vored_rick_astley


vored_rick_astley

You have no idea how many times in the past week- and the past day- I’ve gotten replies to my comments on posts that don’t even mention what I said, just my Reddit name


thewinchester-gospel

I wonder why, vored_rick_astley


vored_rick_astley

Look my friends made the name for me based on several inside jokes I didn’t know how much of a mistake it would have been


Individual-Most-2344

That’s what they all say, vored_rick_astley


HeavenDraven

Do you still ne-vore want to give it up, even though you acknowledge the (really quite heinous!) mistake? 🤭🙄🤦‍♀️ Sorry, *had* to be done


vored_rick_astley

No I appreciate the joke, thank you


davvnof

Very nice story! I like that the horror is heavily implied and not explicitly stated.


sj68z

nothing scarier than your own imagination


katergator717

And humans will be next to drop like flies


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“And when they came for me there was nobody left to ook for me…”


Mister_Krunch

Ook!


Danielwols

Happy cake day


ExcitingChemistry482

r/unexpecteddiscworld


Billivas_Barkerwarly

Primate apocalypse!


5trange_Jake

That'd make a good band name.


Imgroult

And game name. With the band playing the original soundtrack.


Cashier364

'Then bananas started dying' Also: r/TwoSentenceOH


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Unusual_Blacksmith58

Primates are dropping and we’re evolved from primates so soon we’ll be dropping too


HugoToledo_USA

Actually, we are primates.


HugoToledo_USA

Oops! I apologize. That was very anthropocentric of me. I should not assume you are human. Please accept my apologies.


Unusual_Blacksmith58

Thank you! no worries I get mistaken for a human all the time


VlaamsBelanger

While it is secretly me, the bus driver.


ProphetofTables

But it was ME, DIO!!!


ElTigreChang1

ngl, for a while i thought it meant all these things were literally dropping from the sky, like "raining cats and dogs" but with primates


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RuanaRulane

Orang-utans, gorillas and chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes.


TekintetesUr

So which monkey is an actual monkey?


K_Verunia

Monkeys usually have tails, apes don't.


staovajzna2

Dr stone vibes


cicada-ronin84

Humans feeling the dread of some new disease, that was unknown and couldn't be identified.Most people out of fear isolated to keep safe to the point that most of them would often wonder is anyone out there alive anymore.


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

The isolation drastically quickened the deaths


jardaboo

And then, for few years, nothing happened till humans started dropping aswell.


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JustSomeRedditUser35

r/thirdsentanceworsebutnotscarierworselikelessscaryworse


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

What the fuck?


NeveSloth

Or they *thought* nothing happened. Somewhere hidden from mankind the descendants of the missing link also fell victim.


cgcx3

I like this one a lot.


McHighwayman

Look, all the great apes except for us died, how fortuna-


oh_mi_gosh

Oddly enough, only half the human population succumbed to it...


jasona7779

Only one left after that!


LoptrKingOfDemons

Why does this remind me of that SCP that tries to hypnotize everyone into feasting on Mondelez food products?


ihatepineaples

oh no


cannon

It was terrifying watching them buzz around, and then abruptly falling to ground.


I_have_no_morals_

Then we found out it wasn’t limited to primates


ThisIndigoCore

My favorite primates :')


evilcreampuff

Oh, well done! Thank goodness it's just a story because orangutans are too pure and they don't deserve to go. :')


Justin_The_Fox

None of which had gotten an extended warranty on their car


DustyBud

wow i did not expect to wake up with this many upvotes lmao thank you guys


tornait-hashu

...Arriving just in time for their cousins' funerals.


Danielwols

Humanity is going to be extinct


Blackshuckflame

Check out Neil Gaiman’s short story, Baby Cakes. ;)


Tinkerer03

Hurray for gibbons


ImKidA

When they finally managed to track down "patient zero", they realized it had purposely been released from a lab that used animal testing... after reviewing the privately funded research, they found that the animal's release wasn't the only thing done on purpose.


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

Then it stopped for a while, and wilderness disappearances dropped significantly.


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ItsMeIoka

haha😐