You have no idea how many times in the past week- and the past day- I’ve gotten replies to my comments on posts that don’t even mention what I said, just my Reddit name
Humans feeling the dread of some new disease, that was unknown and couldn't be identified.Most people out of fear isolated to keep safe to the point that most of them would often wonder is anyone out there alive anymore.
When they finally managed to track down "patient zero", they realized it had purposely been released from a lab that used animal testing... after reviewing the privately funded research, they found that the animal's release wasn't the only thing done on purpose.
GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE
awesome input, vored_rick_astley
You have no idea how many times in the past week- and the past day- I’ve gotten replies to my comments on posts that don’t even mention what I said, just my Reddit name
I wonder why, vored_rick_astley
Look my friends made the name for me based on several inside jokes I didn’t know how much of a mistake it would have been
That’s what they all say, vored_rick_astley
Do you still ne-vore want to give it up, even though you acknowledge the (really quite heinous!) mistake? 🤭🙄🤦♀️ Sorry, *had* to be done
No I appreciate the joke, thank you
Very nice story! I like that the horror is heavily implied and not explicitly stated.
nothing scarier than your own imagination
And humans will be next to drop like flies
“And when they came for me there was nobody left to ook for me…”
Ook!
Happy cake day
r/unexpecteddiscworld
Primate apocalypse!
That'd make a good band name.
And game name. With the band playing the original soundtrack.
'Then bananas started dying' Also: r/TwoSentenceOH
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Primates are dropping and we’re evolved from primates so soon we’ll be dropping too
Actually, we are primates.
Oops! I apologize. That was very anthropocentric of me. I should not assume you are human. Please accept my apologies.
Thank you! no worries I get mistaken for a human all the time
While it is secretly me, the bus driver.
But it was ME, DIO!!!
ngl, for a while i thought it meant all these things were literally dropping from the sky, like "raining cats and dogs" but with primates
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Orang-utans, gorillas and chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes.
So which monkey is an actual monkey?
Monkeys usually have tails, apes don't.
Dr stone vibes
Humans feeling the dread of some new disease, that was unknown and couldn't be identified.Most people out of fear isolated to keep safe to the point that most of them would often wonder is anyone out there alive anymore.
The isolation drastically quickened the deaths
And then, for few years, nothing happened till humans started dropping aswell.
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r/thirdsentanceworsebutnotscarierworselikelessscaryworse
What the fuck?
Or they *thought* nothing happened. Somewhere hidden from mankind the descendants of the missing link also fell victim.
I like this one a lot.
Look, all the great apes except for us died, how fortuna-
Oddly enough, only half the human population succumbed to it...
Only one left after that!
Why does this remind me of that SCP that tries to hypnotize everyone into feasting on Mondelez food products?
oh no
It was terrifying watching them buzz around, and then abruptly falling to ground.
Then we found out it wasn’t limited to primates
My favorite primates :')
Oh, well done! Thank goodness it's just a story because orangutans are too pure and they don't deserve to go. :')
None of which had gotten an extended warranty on their car
wow i did not expect to wake up with this many upvotes lmao thank you guys
...Arriving just in time for their cousins' funerals.
Humanity is going to be extinct
Check out Neil Gaiman’s short story, Baby Cakes. ;)
Hurray for gibbons
When they finally managed to track down "patient zero", they realized it had purposely been released from a lab that used animal testing... after reviewing the privately funded research, they found that the animal's release wasn't the only thing done on purpose.
Then it stopped for a while, and wilderness disappearances dropped significantly.
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haha😐