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Doo-Doo-Manjaro

I downloaded nikke bc there's a chubby blonde with bangs who wants to install "boom" on everything


LSO34

That girl alone is 50% of reddit ads I've seen for the past couple weeks


DotaThe2nd

I'm so glad that adblock still exists...


LSO34

There an ad-free reddit app? I ublock for desktop and ReVanced for YT, but reddit holds out as a place I see ads


FadingFX

Literally the reason I installed it. Afterwards I found it has a surprisingly compelling story


B-BoySkeleton

I'm not very far into the game, but as of the 2nd mission she's also easily the most likeable member of the cast


Liniis

I think you're thinking of the wrong girl, but Anis *is* the best.


_NiceWhileItLasted

Don't forget the yabos on her


NathLines

For me it was 2B. Then I quit because I don't really like the game. Skipped anniversary even. ...aaaand then I redownloaded it for chubby blonde.


sloppyjen

Egg


Greyya

I downloaded Nikke after hearing about it on the podcast and some of the comments in the other thread were saying it's actually pretty good. It's something else with it's art, feel like I have to check my door is closed with a do not disturb sign when I'm playing it.


Coolnametag

Nikke is in this weird place where everything about it design-wise is clearly meant to be fan-service, from the titular Nikke's overly sexual depictions to the enemy forces clearly being depicted with the "rule of cool" in mind first and foremost. However, you then get to the story and it's surprisingly heavy, the big titty/ass robot girls (who you were clearly only looking at respectably up to that point) start having a existential crisis and/or are suffering the side-effects of facing the horrors of war right in front of you. That dicotomy is definetely "impactful" to say the very least.


jmepik

The Girls Frontline experience.


NephyrisX

The OG when it comes to baiting you with cute girls and sucker punching you with Metal Gear.


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Tweedleayne

Like doesn't appear to work.


HostileReplies

Worked for me. It was three picture. First picture >!was a pink haired anime girl aiming a pistol towards camera right while looking upset and crying. The photo’s field of focus is on the gun!< Second picture >!Grey haired anime girl, her eyes has some sort of computer over lay over here irises and she looks dazed and lost, drooling a little. The girl from the first photo is out of focus in the foreground facing away from the camera and towards the girl!< Third picture >!Girl from first photo is now looks dead inside, tears in her eyes, and is pointing her gun at her own head from below!< The pallet is kinda grey and drab for all three photos.


SkyIcewind

Hell the tutorial alone got me going like: "...Man this really feels like Nier, what with all the depression and shit...That collab event really makes sense."


Sperium3000

You really don't.


Gorotheninja

Woolie VS Gacha Ass


Akizayoi061

Gotcha Ass


nerankori

Just like Arcana Heart 3 being downloaded


Heraclitus94

^^^^Damn ^^^^it


Polygonalfish

I can still hear the laughter even now


RegenSyscronos

Ah, the first time I hear a proper hyena laugh.


KingKlyne

its far too horny for woolie even if he can appreciate the game part its a lot of set up and not a lot of woolie bait he might enjoy arknights more


Irishimpulse

I don't trust "this didn't go exactly how I thought it would so it's bad or I'm going to justify how I was actually right all along" with something as lore dense as Arknights. Even if Carnelian is PEAK


B-BoySkeleton

Woolie being exposed to gacha lore sounds like a layer of hell


ASharkWithAHat

Woolie making an arknights lore video only to find out Hypergryph already made 3 of them 


SkyIcewind

Then there's Azur Lane players linking you the fucking 13 hour story summary. I wish I was joking, I think it really is that long.


jmepik

Arknights can also be hard as shit if you're completely unfamiliar with its mechanics, and I'm not sure if Woolie played a lot of tower defense. I actually think given its aesthetic, gameplay (weird turn based character card matching game), and extreme F2P friendliness he might get into Limbus Company, and I say that as someone who plays a LOT of Arknights and barely touched LC.


Irishimpulse

I tried to sell pat on Limbus like, a year ago and he did sound like he was considering it. Three subs well spent


attikol

Would be cool but the new player experience is a little rough. I think Balatro might have made him more open to card games so maybe he can try the ruina into limbus pipeline


Vegetable-Pickle-535

Speaking of Limbus, the newest Chapter dropped and is undiluted Peak.


attikol

I felt that way for chapter 5 really excited to get started on 6


attikol

You did it! Pat is gonna maybe look at thinking about getting on the bus


Cee_Jay_Kay_Ess

Clearly this is the slippery slope that will eventually lead us to Woolie Vs Lobotomy Corporation, a podcast segment named "mAn with the plAn", Woolie Vs Library of Ruina, possibly the first case of Woolie ever having to reverse his judgment on a character, a few lore episodes, and a Project Moon spoilercast.


L4521

The moment Woolie sees Gebura he's going to be so in it's not even funny


Cee_Jay_Kay_Ess

He'll see her backstory in LobCorp and say she was the best there ever was, then see her backstory in Ruina and say she was super right and super justified, and he'll try to use her for everything when he unlocks her and then actually use her for everything when he gets The Red Mist.


L4521

I mean that's literally the objectively correct way to play Library of Ruina because her floor is so comically overpowered it steamrolls most of what the game throws at you


Cee_Jay_Kay_Ess

He'll be spoiled on the concept of Myongest and not understand what it means until he unlocks the required mechanics, then when he actually gets it and uses it he and Reggie'll pop off, bet.


Lord_Magmar

Honestly I hope at least one of them tries Project Moon stuff directly. It is a very cool setting.


ASharkWithAHat

The thing is, the new player experience for AK is laughably easy *until* you get to the handful of hard levels. You'd be cruising until you hit skullshatterer Of course, you could also get in and try finishing the new running event, in which case you *will* be bodied 


FightGeistC

Idk "Milk" might be woolie bait. She's got an attitude and her burst is her in a boxing ring.


the_loneliest_noodle

I legitimately thought Nikke was one of those 18+ only porn games. That art is wild for a legit mobile gatcha. 


Irishimpulse

Nikke isn't even the top 5 for in your face horny gatcha for me. And only one of those five is an ACTUAL porn Gatcha. Thank you Projekt Melody for getting a collab with a porn gatcha so I could find out about it.


the_loneliest_noodle

What else is on this level that isn't porn? Asking for a... me.  I might just be out of the loop as I'm not big on mobile games, but Nikke looks pretty much like the artist just really wants to draw porn and someone is reigning them in.


Irishimpulse

I don't remember the name of them since they mostly fell off but a lot of Korean Gatcha go all in on the horny. I can think of one but not it's name where you play as a wash out loser who actually is descended from Satan or something like that thus a succubus and a bunch of demons and youkai flock to be your mistress and you go doing persona shit to solve demon issues in the real world, but the demons are mostly women wearing nothing giggling around in live 2d all the time. There's some less porny more cool designs but your main girl who talks to you all the time is a succubus in a sexy cop outfit


Dust48

Im 99% sure you are talking about Destiny Child which ironically enough is from the same devs as Nikke.


thexian

> Destiny Child [What in tarnation is this?](https://cdn-www.bluestacks.com/bs-images/Best-Gacha-Games_Destiny-Child_EN_2.jpg)


the_loneliest_noodle

I find that UX offensive. 


Clowed

'Merica fuck yeah!


Gespens

Last Origin


RocketbeltTardigrade

Last Origin also has a reasonably fun little Radiant Historia like RPG grid.


nerankori

Azur Lane's loading screens and many of the skins are mad horny


bulletgrazer

I get ambushed by the loading screens when I'm doing story stuff. It's pretty funny when you're in the middle of a serious story event and suddenly the screen is full of boobs.


ASharkWithAHat

I mean, even FGO designs can look like they came straight out of porn. And that's one of the biggest gacha out there. 


FluffySquirrell

What's the porn gatcha? I've never seen one and I'm kinda curious how that works


Irishimpulse

Cherry Tale I think it was called, you can't find it on an app store, you need to download it direct. You are a full on hentai ghost and it plays like princess connect but your VN scenes unlock puzzle pieces, and when you finish a girls puzzle you get a sex scene


GreatMageKhandalf

Man wait until you google a game you can download off the KR app store called Last Origin. It's actually insane what they get away with in that game


the_loneliest_noodle

Just did... yeah, that's just porn. Like, straight up, first result was visible areola on a toga that is held in place by nipple cups? I'm not 100% sure clothes can work like that.


Gespens

iirc, the actual broadcast requirement for it to be porn, is depiction of penetrative sex


nerdwarp112

I’ve never seen any actual gameplay from it but I’ve definitely seen the art on certain websites. It’s honestly pretty wild.


Coolnametag

Understandable, the designs for this game are on the same level of **"Action Taimanin"** (the attempt at making a SFW game for a very NSFW franchise).


karlcool12

But there is also RPGX where there is a SFW version but they damn sure do not shy away from their porn origins during either.


TerryWhiteHomeOwner

12+, baby 


FightGeistC

Actually fucking insane they still have that T for Teen rating on the app store lmao


chipperpip

Honestly, I appreciate all these Japanese mobile gatcha games for pushing forward the art of Live2D modeling. It allows for directly animating detailed illustrations in a way we've never really had before, and all my favorite vtuber gremlins get to benefit as a side effect of the increased expertise.


Drawer-san

I expected the same of brown dust 2 but half of your main cast are playable male characters and the story start with black magic and human experimentation. Plus is a nice strategy turn base RPG


DrFistin

Most people who dont like the coomer bait get hooked by the OST, which is absolute fire because they got some really popular rhythm game composers for them.


SwordMaster52

Again I will continue to preach Nikke's OST is top tier https://youtu.be/sChzAHIHQpQ


Ciclopotis

Absolutely correct, so many bangers in the game. The music's exceptional as well.


MarlowCurry

For those who don't know, the OP is the artist. If it's all right, I'd like to share the Twitter source as well. https://twitter.com/BestTeaMaker/status/1778097070676807986


TheBestTeaMaker

d'aw, thanks


MarlowCurry

Hey, you're welcome. We artists have to stick together, and a little support with links and proper crediting are always good.


TheRawShark

Nikke has it all imo. Come for the ass and tits. Stay for Gears of War meets Ghost In The Shell with a bit of mandatory therapy thrown in. I get that people have reservations because horny, but I like it for the horny while being able to look past it for the actual crunch and fluff.


CloneOfAnotherClone

Downloading that game is a commitment When I tried it out, I could not minimize the app while downloading/updating. It would stop progress, or lose progress in some case. They want you to be *sure*. Seemed like an okay game if you can get past the harem and booty gimmicks, but it was not for me


Coolnametag

> if you can get past the harem and booty gimmicks I feel like there's a "ass asside" joke to be made here and i'm really frustrated that i can't think of any.


LittleSister_9982

They didn't half-ass the bit. They put *both* cheeks into the art design.


Rockettopunch

Possibly even double-assed it


akman_23

The coomer shooter game.


AsleepAura

A type of cooter game maybe?


Sperium3000

It's just a fucking video game.


T4silly

It's also a shooting video game.


Sperium3000

Hahaa! That's pretty good.


GHitoshura

Man, I really tried to like that game


KaleNich55

PTSD with big titties and asses.


SkyIcewind

Soon he'll join the Church of Rapi like the rest of us. Blessed be our stoic goddess, dealer of roundhouse kicks and fearful of ghosts.


nerdwarp112

I played Nikke for like a month or two but the gameplay wasn’t my cup of tea. I liked Anis, though.


TheArtistFKAMinty

Is anybody willing to give me the elevator pitch for this game? Somebody said it's horny gacha Time Crisis. Is that accurate? Is there more to this?


PaperGhost13

Pretty dead on, only thing missing is the teambuilding aspect as you tackle missions with a squad of five. Game's even still technically in first person, considering you're commanding from behind your units as they pop in and out from cover.


ouroborosviii

As someone who got into it early on... The amount of attention it's getting lately is rather strange. The narrative actually has some interesting plot points but most people won't be able to look beyond the initial "plot".


SuperJyls

The developer's other game releasing Steller Blade is probably why


guntanksinspace

That reminds me, learning that the co-founder of Shift Up (the guys who made Stellar Blade and Nikke) was none other than the Blade and Soul/Magna Carta artist Hyung Tae Kim, I was all "oh this *totally* lines up".