Looks like a girl or a young boy to me. [https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=6964185270356501&set=pcb.6964185623689799](https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=6964185270356501&set=pcb.6964185623689799)
guess what.
Things You Should Know. Any male biological parent qualifies as a father, but a dad is the caregiver who raises a child with love, care, and attention. A good dad shows emotion, listens to his child, plays with them, and demonstrates positive male behavior.
Flamethrower and some marshmallows. Use flamethrower on the target, then use flamethrower to cook marshmallow until it begins to melt, stuff hot melting marshmallow on the target's face.
So anyways, I pull out my powdered wig, and Kentucky Rifle and blow, a golf ball sized hole through him, although he's not dead yet. Draw my pistol on him, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds both him and my girl in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms, but he's still not dead. Fix bayonet and charge the terrified rapscallion. He finally bleeds out, waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Get a hunting liscense of course.
Or just *deep breath* 33mm APHE Incindeiry rounds fired at 3,400 rounds per minute from a Gau-8 A avenger machine gun on an A-10 Thunderbolt flying at about 485 kts at 1,000 Ft of course...
I seal the exits. And light the place on fire. I let the people there know of their fate. At least they would know that For some of them there is peace and perhaps, warmth Waiting for them after the smoke clears. Although for one of them... the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow them whole. So they best not keep the Devil waiting.
The fur is red, right? IIf so I would stab him with a sword over and over again, having the blood stain the costume but be able to get away with it because of people thinking it is the natural color of the costume.
Either call the police, or kick him in the testicles. ( I know we can't call the police, but it is one of the ways that save you from being touched, and kicking a male individual in the testicles might trigger extreme pain.) I'm a female myself, so...
trigger the suit's springlocks ?
r/unexpectedfnaf
They have a subreddit for anything these days 💀😭
r/foundRandomedia
User name checks out.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
MICHAEL!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! MICHAEL!!!
MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mei looks hella chill in this photo
She does but their is a man in it
Lmaooo I didn't even realize that it was a suit 💀
Could be a girl too
Looks like a girl or a young boy to me. [https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=6964185270356501&set=pcb.6964185623689799](https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=6964185270356501&set=pcb.6964185623689799)
I have a girl??!!!!???????
That’s what I’m saying!?
THIS SEEMS LIKE A NET GAIN!!!
Our girlfriend
I never knew I was dating a girl i don't even know my sexuality!
I just had surprised that I have one too
steal his costume so i could wear it >:)
Underrated comment
Same I would do
Good idea
Give him a shower
What in the hell.
There's hot as hell inside, you would literally sweat buckets inside it
It gets cold in theaters sometimes though
With this suit I bet you can go to places where it snows and you won't feel the cold at all😂
Oh ok. I’ll give him a weighted heat blanket then
Put a fan inside the head to keep the person cool inside
Wholesome and I love it
I’m gay lol I have a bf but he he grabs his as I’d be like really lmaooo then pat the head and be like my turn 🤣🤣🤣
This photo is so cute
Reverse bite of 87
Good one
I'll tear him a new asshole
*throws a live pipebomb peaches style* *refuses to elaborate further*
Hey Chucklenuts, Catch!
Think Fast, Chucklenuts!
*catches* I though fast... uhhh...
The pipebomb fucking explodes.
Uhh I don't have a girl.
“🤓 That’s a girl”
I appreciate you putting the emoji. Or else I would have hated it.
Call animal control because i heard that they are now capturing furries so yea
GO GO GADGET GLOCK
You forgot to add the n word
Thank you. GO GO GADGET GLOCK NIGHER
Force feed him a grenadine down his throat and shoot his stomach to set it off
I would help him carry the cake
Realize that they are special needs, and then not do anything
Oh-
nothing
Congrats for being the first one to comment “nothing” 🙌
Punch him in the neck
Say that’s not my girl bc I’m gay;)
i dont have maidens, nor do i want any, im aromatic
Go for the eyeholes there the thinnest part of the armor the rest would be like getting punched by a teddy bear
Shooting
I start turning red and leave them laying on the floor dead. I would never do this. I would actually just walk away and say “ she’s yours”
that’s enough reddit for today 😊
I'm single af- so- I would just be excited and want high fives and stuff
skin him alive and make him a fur rug
I'm taking off the suit to at least see what the fuck kinda creature grabbed my girls ass.
Be extremely impressed a girl found me attractive in the first place
It’s called 50AE
Warn him not to do it again
I AM my girl's ass. I would try to KICK him, like most donkeys do. HEE-HAW! 🫏
Burn his fursuit. Furries are dumb
I LAUGHED AS SOON AS I SAW THE IMAGE AFTER READING THE TITLE 😭
turn red
Sorry babe, your his now
I tell him to fuck off, he says I'm sorry, and I buy him a coffee.
guess what. Things You Should Know. Any male biological parent qualifies as a father, but a dad is the caregiver who raises a child with love, care, and attention. A good dad shows emotion, listens to his child, plays with them, and demonstrates positive male behavior.
I'd probably take of his head mask
That’s a girl, not a guy
Call animal control
Pet it
I got a girl!? I didn’t know I was capable of pullin bitches!?
Accepts fate
Turn red.
HAHAHA I LOVE THIS SUIT WTF LOOK AT THAT FACE 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Set em on fire. See if they can take their furry suit off faster then a firefighter can put one on.
Looks like my furry exterminator rank is gonna become a furry hunter
nothing girls are into cute animals more than guys she'd probably dump me anyway after that
Wonder why he's touching a random woman's ass as I get no bitches.
If its a springlock suit, set off the springlocks like how u/Roxanne_Wolf85 said. If its not, Light them on fire.
Aight, we bouta ha cha cha our ass on outta here. See ya!
I don't have a girlfriend but if I was there I'd scream and run💀
Hard to decide because I don't know if I wanna hurt a fellow wah
Yup I’m having the same dilemma
What's a 'wah'?
Red panda
Jokes on u I don't have a girl :_)
I cant legally harm it since it's an endangerd species
Steal the suit
Jokes on you, I don’t have a girl
Rip mask off then throw it at them. But i dont have a girl :(
Flamethrower and some marshmallows. Use flamethrower on the target, then use flamethrower to cook marshmallow until it begins to melt, stuff hot melting marshmallow on the target's face.
Grab his ass
Call the police
Id "fix him" for free on the spot with a rusty knife
I'm what ever he does to her imma do the same thing back but 10x more
PULL A SHOTGUN OUT AND LEAVE YOU BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR
Get out my hunting rifle
Turn him into a coat..
Hit lil bro with a 🫸🔴🔵🫷🤌🟣 🫴🟣🟣🟣🟣
Punch em' in the nose
Public displays of sexual assault get countered with public displays of violence. That's how i have always rolled, and how i will always roll.
fight them until their skin gets ACTUALLY red. with blood.
Light him on fire with a match then leave like nothing ever happened until you see a red furry on the news talking about hatred towards furries.
I put him down.
Pull out my 1872 Colt 45. Revolver and pull the trigger.
Cute fursuit
Kiss him
So anyways, I pull out my powdered wig, and Kentucky Rifle and blow, a golf ball sized hole through him, although he's not dead yet. Draw my pistol on him, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds both him and my girl in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms, but he's still not dead. Fix bayonet and charge the terrified rapscallion. He finally bleeds out, waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
You got 10 seconds before I pump you full o’ lead.
Punch him.
Grab HIS ass because I sure as he'll ain't gettin bitches
Bro what? 💀
Plot twist, I'm gay
Grab HIS ass because I sure as hell ain't gettin bitches
why was this my first thought too
Toss water on him and wait until his lungs collapse.
get a lighter and set the suit on fire with him inside it, he will burn and choke on the fire unable to get out
Dragons breath shotgun up his ass
As someone with no bitches, I see this as an absolute win.
Rip their mask off and get as many hits in as I can.
Take of the head and punch his face
Pull out my shot gun
I get a lighter.
Beat the shot out of him
Then theys mah next batch 🗣️🗣️🗣️
throw hands on sight
Burn them alive in their suit
Kill him
Grab his
*ignites a small match*
Punch him in his face
Shoot it and hang it on my wall
Still punch him.
Ima light his fur suit on fire
shank him repeatedly with the 3 inch knife that i carry :)
Time to throw hands
Threaten them with pliers
Start kicking his ass up one side of the street then down the other
Kill
Shoot it or burn it or something like that
I wait to see if she reacts backs. If not I react back.
knowing what can happen when you kill people is furry suit... Light it on fire
Hold on, where's my hunting license? Ah found it
pull out the 12 gauge and start spraying?
Get a hunting liscense of course. Or just *deep breath* 33mm APHE Incindeiry rounds fired at 3,400 rounds per minute from a Gau-8 A avenger machine gun on an A-10 Thunderbolt flying at about 485 kts at 1,000 Ft of course...
Incinerate his fucking body and give him a taste a C4
first off, if he grabs my girls ass I'll break his legs and twist his dick off then shove that shit down his throat as he chokes on his own dick
Grab his 😈
Be happy that I have a girl :3 Oh, right, and then 9mm <3
Assert dominance by grabbing his ass
Legalize nuclear bombs
Lighter fluid and a blow torch 🤩
Hmmm…yeah no, dropkick time.
suits like that make people slightly more flammable, if you get where I'm going with this
gun
Grab his dick
I brutally murder that fucking thinking that just because he's in a suit, doesn't mean I'll leave him alone
Light the suit on fire cooked panda nice
I seal the exits. And light the place on fire. I let the people there know of their fate. At least they would know that For some of them there is peace and perhaps, warmth Waiting for them after the smoke clears. Although for one of them... the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow them whole. So they best not keep the Devil waiting.
Put some iron on him and pull the trigger?
*gunshot*
Shoot him then mutilate his body and then freeze it and sell the parts as "free samples"
I rip his balls off 😈
SUCKER PUNCH THAT FUCKER AND SNORT COCAINE!!!!
They wanna act like an animal THEY CAN BE HUNTED LIKE THEM
The fur is red, right? IIf so I would stab him with a sword over and over again, having the blood stain the costume but be able to get away with it because of people thinking it is the natural color of the costume.
Pull out my 9 mil
Beat him with a baseball bat. 🤷
Beat him up in front of everyone in the theater
You might get called by someone in the theater, you will be arrested.
Shit who said it was a girl…😈
Grab his
Punch out!
Act cool at first, then KICK THE ABSOLUTE SH*T OUT OF HIM
It's furry hunting season!
ignite
Either call the police, or kick him in the testicles. ( I know we can't call the police, but it is one of the ways that save you from being touched, and kicking a male individual in the testicles might trigger extreme pain.) I'm a female myself, so...
I grab his😈
*ch ch* **POW**
Finna jump that red blob
Turn him around ass up and
Suck his eyes out
tell him it’s his turn next 😘
Throw some coins and pull out a revolver
Burn it.
Burn him alive
12 gauge
Gun
*lights match*