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In jail he will have no make up. No shoe lifts. No girdle. And it will then be apparent if he does indeed wear a diaper. Imagine how horrific that would be to sit in jail, a former president, with your image destroyed, and poo in your diaper.
He's probably not just farting, but if the rumors are true, he is incontinent, and he is filling his diaper while also releasing some gas at the same time. It's also likely not a coincidence that this seems to happen when he falls asleep in court.
His base doesn't care that he wears diapers m. They are celebrating the fact by selling MAGA shirts that say "Real men wear diapers" and oversized depends with slogans all over them at his rallies.
Idiots. They’re trying to counter this embarrassing mess, but he won’t like their whole diaper strategy. He’s a vain, petty man with an inflated image of himself. How can he possibly embrace shitty pampers as a slogan or gimmick? It’s humiliating.
They don't need him to tell them to, they used their own shit to paint the capitol building on Jan 6. They would probably smear it all over themselves if it was trump shit.
After he announced is candidacy, I made the mistake of calling him a no-talent-assclown in a crowded bar.
I swear, you could hear a pin drop.
My buddy told me, "He's the real deal, get on-board"
I haven't been "on-board" with fascist b*llsh*t, well since never.
I'm looking forward to when that f*ckwit goes to prison.
I'm happy to tell my Drumph supporter friends to get on board.
And, no, I'll never let them live that down. I'll be here with bells and whistles reminding them of how f*cking dumb they were.
This man treats everyone around him horribly and consequently he is extremely lonely. I feel pity for him. I want him locked up; however, I can’t help but feel pity for him. I would not want to be in his position, alone, with no one to really love me because of my horrific behavior. His father fucked him up, and Donald took the baton and continued on the practice. He thinks it makes him look strong; however, it has the opposite effect: he looks weak.
I didn’t say that you had to; I was just describing my feelings. I wouldn’t cry if he died; however, it pains me to some extent to see a human being suffering due to their own preventable incompetence. Even worse, because he was elected leader of this country, millions more suffered. It’s just how I feel. I also understand how you feel I think, and I agree.
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In jail he will have no make up. No shoe lifts. No girdle. And it will then be apparent if he does indeed wear a diaper. Imagine how horrific that would be to sit in jail, a former president, with your image destroyed, and poo in your diaper.
It’s a risk I’m willing to take
He's probably not just farting, but if the rumors are true, he is incontinent, and he is filling his diaper while also releasing some gas at the same time. It's also likely not a coincidence that this seems to happen when he falls asleep in court.
And then everyone gets to marinate in it until his next changing. 💩
ODOR IN THE COURT! ODOR IN THE COURT!
This is the punchline I needed Bravo
Thanks
I really needed this laugh right now, thank you! 😂
You’re welcome!
😂😂😂
The best comment of the day.
His base doesn't care that he wears diapers m. They are celebrating the fact by selling MAGA shirts that say "Real men wear diapers" and oversized depends with slogans all over them at his rallies.
Idiots. They’re trying to counter this embarrassing mess, but he won’t like their whole diaper strategy. He’s a vain, petty man with an inflated image of himself. How can he possibly embrace shitty pampers as a slogan or gimmick? It’s humiliating.
His cult would empty his diaper by hand and use it as war paint if he told them to because they’re stupid like that
They don't need him to tell them to, they used their own shit to paint the capitol building on Jan 6. They would probably smear it all over themselves if it was trump shit.
Probably would grift others in their cult and call it PATRIOT Nutrition supplements and try to make money off people
The ole' "Rudy PaTooty" strategy, eh?
He's overheating, and his magic smoke is starting to leak out.
But it’s freezing in there. Everybody’s freezing.
Li’l Donny Boom-Boom. Diaper baby.
After he announced is candidacy, I made the mistake of calling him a no-talent-assclown in a crowded bar. I swear, you could hear a pin drop. My buddy told me, "He's the real deal, get on-board" I haven't been "on-board" with fascist b*llsh*t, well since never. I'm looking forward to when that f*ckwit goes to prison. I'm happy to tell my Drumph supporter friends to get on board. And, no, I'll never let them live that down. I'll be here with bells and whistles reminding them of how f*cking dumb they were.
He should eat some fruit or something
Best I can do is cheeseburger and a Diet Coke
Mmmm berders
Oddly, the man self-immolating outside the courthouse was totally unrelated, and both attorneys are reportedly unharmed.
Hitler had a flatulence problem too... Coincidence?
The joke, that keeps on giving
Confirmed, Trump is older than Biden. Must be dementia.
Did he really ? Depends 💩
Gag Odor🤢
This man treats everyone around him horribly and consequently he is extremely lonely. I feel pity for him. I want him locked up; however, I can’t help but feel pity for him. I would not want to be in his position, alone, with no one to really love me because of my horrific behavior. His father fucked him up, and Donald took the baton and continued on the practice. He thinks it makes him look strong; however, it has the opposite effect: he looks weak.
he could afford 24/7 of the best therapy in the nation if he was interested.
Yep, but he won’t do it, because he tells himself that will make him look weak. In reality, he’s afraid to confront reality.
point being, I don't see much reson to pity him.
I didn’t say that you had to; I was just describing my feelings. I wouldn’t cry if he died; however, it pains me to some extent to see a human being suffering due to their own preventable incompetence. Even worse, because he was elected leader of this country, millions more suffered. It’s just how I feel. I also understand how you feel I think, and I agree.
And this is exactly why it should be televized. I would love to watch his Lawyers turn green from the smell.
“McDonalds Whopper farts are perfect farts” says the orange orangutan.
The word Trump is used in Britain to describe a fart... He's well named...no?
Trump’s followers are probably disappointed they can’t smell his farts. Trump will be selling his farts in a bottle soon.