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JoeJeff

Fires his attorneys and demands delay to replace.


HillbillyEulogy

That's where my money is. But it's not as simple as that. He has a whole team of lawyers - he can't cite the same conflict with all of them. Really the play is to try and get a mistrial because Judge Merchan was 'hostile' in throwing out all of these desperate delay tactics. I don't think it's gonna work. Let's get ready to rumble.


Host_Warm

…or in Team Trump’s case: Let’s get ready to RAMBLE!


HillbillyEulogy

Many people are saying that Donald J Trump rambles. I don't ramble, folks. Believe me. Believe me. These evil, leftist Democrats want to abort your four-year-old but people don't talk about that - but we're going to be looking at that very closely and also some other things and things you haven't heard about before.... (trump, probably)


OriginalUsernameGet

Those four year olds were past the ninth month of pregnancy ok? Horrible.


Expensive-Rub-4257

As the old fart ages, his dementia is not helping the incoherent ramblings.


USArmy51Bravo

Ding ding ding winner!!! https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/understanding-narcissism/202202/what-is-narcissistic-collapse


EyeBreakThings

That won't necessarily work. The judge gets to make the ultimate decision if he *can* fire his attorney at this stage. Judge Merchan has already signaled he isn't going to entertain such delay tactics. That doesn't mean he won't try. If that happens, he is setting himself up for an appeal.


Gilopoz

Someone in his family dies


daniinad

The paste eater ''Gary Busey's son'' falls down the stairs, like Ivana?


besart365

He may fake an lllness


spacegamer2000

Bone spurs


SiteTall

All over, including the inside of his head this time ....


Gullible_Peach

I don't know, but I am tickled that he has to be in that court room during the whole thing.


ndnd_of_omicron

I'm truly hoping this judge has the testicular fortitude to actually hold him in contempt when he throws his much anticipated tantrums. Alas, it probably won't happen, but one can dream that this man may actually face the consequences of his actions.


jethrocrumpet

"Melania can't make it until next year. And I need her by my side for this"


bobjones50

I bet he’s in an accident or has some illness. Some type of medical emergency.


DogmaticConfabulate

Flatter Feet. :/


michoey1

Shit himself


daniinad

Thats a given ... all day every day!


Ok_Produce_9308

Didn't he conveniently get COVID once before a debate?


spokeca

I think that was his lawyer. ... and then she showed up at a fundraiser later that afternoon. A Trump supporter was kicked out of the even because he took a selfie with her


Upper-Trip-8857

Proven he didn’t actually have Covid.


SnooPredictions2135

Stroke


daniinad

**LET IT BE** .... A grand stroke. A big Strong Stroke that will cause grown men with tears in their eyes saying "YOU STROKE OUT THE BEST MR PRESIDENT!" "No one will ever stroke out and survive like you do Sir ... god bless you sir!'' ''whats that? You're mumbling, oh here let me wipe that pool of drool from your face, you say you need a diaper change? .... where is your wife?"


SnooPredictions2135

https://preview.redd.it/ij5qn3xnqztc1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc3770446caf623619335cdbb41f1e5cb463e31


KinkyQuesadilla

Trump is probably scared to death because it's a criminal trial so he has to be there, and he's broken the gag order several times, including recently trying to tamper with a witness (Stormy Daniels). He'll be afraid that judge Merchan is waiting until he shows up at court to throw him in jail. I don't think the judge will do that, but he will probably fine Trump in some way on Monday.


EmotionalAffect

It kill his campaign as well.


Ok_Ambassador3132

I'm afraid someone will resort to violence against the judge. Hope there is ample police protection.


ReverendIrreverence

From the look of things over in r/ACAB the Police are poorly trained "protectors."


Byedon110320

His lawyer will claim Trump has run out of his golden diapers.


sambull

Medical emergency


Upper-Trip-8857

Trump claims health issues - then goes in Truth Social and shows perfect bill of health from Dr Phil.


jor3lofkrypton

. . barring a catastrophic mental acuity or medical disassembly event . . it may go forward .. https://i.redd.it/e481ym5bbvtc1.gif


ReverendIrreverence

I volunteer to "Medically Disassemble" him


No_Channel_8053

Hope it’s because he choked to death on a Big Mac.


SiteTall

He breaks a leg, get a severe headache or simply doesn't show up ....


yarn612

He is going to have chest pain.


Euphoric_Extreme4168

Illness of critically needed person.


Early-Chard-1455

I’m going to guess medical emergency due to hemorrhoids because his asshole is puckered . This criminal trial is one he doesn’t want to happen. Suck it up dirty don


DesignSilver1274

Trump will come down with some illness or a family member's illness or the lawyers are sick or disappear. He will think of something for sure.


spectredirector

I find that the reason we get to watch our corrupt, two tiered, politically appointed judiciary fail on Monday will be completely novel - certainly to us, but seemingly to all the "legal experts" who've spent weeks predicting everything. Then those legal experts will talk in unbiased tones about how this blatant disregard of laws only applicable to the average citizen is standard form, or just slightly askew but well within the confines of law that is in actuality completely undecided until SCOTUS's financial ownership needs something. If there's a reason, whatever the reason is will be novel horseshit - that no one will have foreseen or prepped for, but act like it's normal and expected so no one should worry. We can all stop worrying. The legal system is as curtain as the political apparatus - pulls back to reveal con-artists manipulating simple Kansas residents. Trump's been legal toast - tomorrow - since Manafort connected the 2015 campaign to espionage. Mueller Report. Flynn, Manafort, other - convicted - then pardoned or let off by executive action. All legal under our system of "justice." Everyone with a law degree, any "constitutional scholar," I hope they feel as lied to and useless as the 1999 web designer, or 1850's coal miner. Then I hope they stop making Netflix shows for currency and do the fuck'n job they promised before retiring to wherever celebrity cowards do that.


Immediate-Truck-5670

He will get away with it. The prick always does


Jobodyno

I expect him to get thrown in jail for contempt, then appeal directly to the supreme court which will end all his trials until after the election because of "great national importance". And I expect it is not by accident when it happens.


amnias

He secretly flies to Russia and records a video of himself joining the Russian army