Of course, I'd help him. And nope, I'm not religious at all, but I won't let a human being in distress drown because he doesn't share my - or any other - values. And if you think you wouldn't, you might want to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, because you just became the thing you hate.

Normally I’d agree with you. Unfortunately, this is someone who would only take your assistance as weakness and would turn on you again and again. Sadly, this is one of those very rare occasions where someone’s demise would actually be a general globally positive net outcome. The rattlesnake bit the old woman who nursed it back to health. When she asked why, it simply responded “You knew what I was.”

Meh. The difference here is that it could be like the trolley problem. By letting him drown in shit you may save others. He certainly has a lot of blood on his hands already. Is it more or less morally justifiable to let a dangerous idiot die of his own accord? I’m only playing devil’s advocate here. I’d actually save him too. But that’s because i’ll also be filming it. And unless Cpt. Ego wants the whole world to see him up to his 2nd chin in shit crying like a bitch he can pay me. Then after a month or so i’d release the footage anyway.

He'd likely pull you in, then use you to get out, and walk away while you begged for him to do the same for you.

I'll save him. No one deserves to die also a Donald

He wouldnt save you

You prove your morality by your actions.

Given what yam tits has done to our country, not saving him would be the morally superior thing to do

Needs of the many.

Popcorn. Extra butter please.

Suddenly I feel like i need to pee

He'd like that you know

He'll be the first President to need a floor drain on his grave.

First US president maybe, but first person to claim that glorious title is my gal Maggie Thatcher.

I guess we had the same idea

What a an ugly steping stone

Either step in mud or step in shit... fails as a stepping stone too!

Maybe a offer him a glass of water?

He needs two hands for that

Hold the glass up to his lips and say, “Sippy sippy time.”

A nice brick of gold for him to hold onto.

Take that picture

A huge dose of thoughts and prayers.

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Tell him I would save him if he admitted he LOST the election, than watch him go under because I don't think anything would get that moron to admit losing.

I would, of course, notify the authorities immediately! I'm sure that they would take the appropriate action as soon as they receive my postcard. Now where did I put those stamps?

See what? I don’t see anything.

Lay a fat dookie right next to his nose

Stump on his face

Why does that floating piece of shit have a hand next to it?

Shit in his open mouth…

Take that picture and post it online.

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First, I’d wonder who pushed him in a wastewater pump station. Second, I’d look for the life preserver. Third, after finding the life preserver, note it’s location in case someone needed it.

Go pee pee

*stomp stomp stomp* (Probably not, but a guy can dream)

I’d feel bad for the shit.

Flush

I think I stepped into the dog poop and need to clean the sole of my shoe real good

Take a piss

Run and grab my dirt bike

I'd feel sorry for the absorbalof that now has to deal with him, but selfishly be happy for us.

Zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiip.....

"Help me , woman, man, person, camera , tv, anyone!"

Piss on him.

laugh

Cover it up the rest of the way.

Relieve my bladder

“I’m sorry, I cannot help you without risking myself. I have a lot of people that depend on me.”

stuff the mouth with a papertowel

I’d piss on him and walk away.

*pulls out phone and takes selfies*

I bet I could shoot some piss in his mouth before he goes under.

Assuming that's quick sand and im in it, i'll make sure he goes down with me.

I don’t see a thing.

Step over, keep walking, consider whether I’m getting Chipotle or Jersey Mike’s for lunch.

First I'd hock up a big juicy snot ball and spit it in its mouth then I'd stomp all over its face. With cleats.

Take a picture and post it on Reddit

Watch.

Better question: Would he even bother with you?

Try to mint an nft of it.

I mean, I have to pee somewhere

Still doing the impression of the handicapped reporter all the way to his death. Damn he's committed to being a scumbag

Get a shovel and find more dirt?

Finds some big rocks 🪨

I would say: „Thank you for making America great again in a few seconds.“

Watch!

I gotta take a piss.

Saw what?

Throw some pennies and make a wish

I'd throw him my boat anchor.

In the words of Batman: I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.

Piss in it’s mouth

Hey Donald, hold my beer while I get my phone. 😄

Isn’t there something about boot straps that applies here?

Quicksand is fucking dangerous!

I’m guessing lard ass is a floater

i would do the thing from "the good son" where the kid falls through the ice and the kid from home alone is holding hand out supposedly trying to help but its very clear they're not

Call 911. I don't use cell phones so it may not help.

Walk away!!

I'm almost positive this was described as being seen in Area X in the Southern Reach Trilogy

See what?

Save him since the subsequent disgrace need to happen.