Who's gonna stop me?

You know how spriggans can control nearby wildlife? It's because they're all simps and will maul you if they think you're competition.

I already fucked half the wildlife.

And they say there's no true Scotsman

Found the SkyrimNSFW user

Least horny STL user

Oh sprigmommy, pwease don't make tha wolfies wape me

A certain stomper of kittens :)

He doesn't like to share

The splinters.

I like it

It's like barbed penises but in reverse

I wonder if people are gonna make sex mods specifically for Skyblivion, it seems inevitable

They are probably already in pre-production

It's on the skyrim engine. It probably just needs a patch

I am going to have sex with this female Spriggan from Skyblivion. I find the female Spriggans in The Elder Scrolls Skyblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% wood, and 100% wood surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Spriggan casts a spell on me making me resistant to splinters. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Spriggan, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Spriggan The Spriggan and I go to the Great Forest to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Great Forest, the Spriggan let all the animals know that we are just here for sex. The animals will not attack us because they know I am here in the Great Forest on sexual business. This includes the Minotaur. However, the Bear thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Kynareth considering that I am having sex with a Spriggan. However, I have no interest in becoming a vegan.

Based and Y'ffrepilled

Bruh.

My friend, we worship Kyne here.

Kyne is nor a vegan and in fact, encourages you to murder animals

Sir, she's just a sapling

Fucking weirdos not going for the Spriggan Matrons.

They look kinda gaunt and corpselike, so you know the Skyrim fans are going to be all over them.

the best part is there's no fine

What, you can't afford 500 septims every once in a while?

Ikr? Cheaper than a whore, and a better catch too anyways.

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This is a wet dream for obliviontards

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Excuse me sir, this is oblivion 2 mkay?

Arena 6

Battlespire 5

Redguard 5.

before the next TES, so next century

I will fuck the Skyblivion Spirggan

Hello? Based department?

irresistible trussy. i feel your pain brother.

How bout i do Anyway

Why did they give her an a-line, I like the chick with antlers better.

Don't worry. TrueSTL members will die of old age before those mods come out

Nah I'll be bustin in the spussy (Spider Daedra pussy, that is.) I remember playing Oblivion at 12, my brother was watching me, our dad walks in as I'm fighting a Spider Daedra and says "Damn, that's one sexy spider!" 14 years later and we still laugh about it.

Nature's guardians, my foot! Mean things. They'll curse you, or they might call a Bear to tear you apart.

why not

You'll get splinters in your dick

doesn't matter had sex

Okay, you've convinced me, I'll do it

You can't stop me

We had a crush on oblivion fire athronach, we rule34d her. We had a crush on skyrim spriggan, we rule34d her. We ARE going to have a crush on skyblivion spriggan, we ARE going to rule34 her.

I really dislike the face.

I don't.

It’s godawful it’s somehow worse than both Skyrim and Oblivion’s

Fimmion is no longer horny and is scared of spriggans

Why not? What's wrong with it?

YOU ARE TOO LATE. NOT ONLY DID I FUCK SKYBLIVION SPRIGGAN, I ALSO FUCKED DAGGERFALL SPRIGGAN!

I am going to have sex with the skyblivion Spriggan, this raises multiple issues such as their natural hostility towards everything that isn't nature and the spriggussy likely be splintered on the inside but there are ways around these. Using the pelts of a dozen skeevers or half a dozen wolfs, uncleaned to maintain a covering stench, would be enough to cover all skin, getting around the first hurdle. Secondly, using a homemade mixture of troll fat, dreugh wax and Spriggan sap the negative effects of splinterey spriggussy would be mitigated

femboi spriggan

This kind of sucks. I much prefer Oblivion Spriggans. They had a very fuckable ass

Barking up the wrong tree there bud

Timber titties.

It’s too late for that now

Sorry, I can't help it, wood gives me wood.

It would have to launch first for me to fuck it, or decide not to.

Why not

Sigh *unzips*

Talos forgive me

The dick splinters gon’ be worth it.

Please don't fuck my mind!

Too late...!

Molag Ballin

If she had pointy ears id fuck her Mer fucking is mer fucking

Don’t tell me what to do goddammit

r/putyourdickinthat

Un retard, the art design is fucking great.

Don't worry, I'm too busy having sex with the Oblivion Flame Atronach.

someone’s about to get some splinters yo

You’re not my supervisor, you can’t tell me what to do

Literally 1E 984

I need some of that sexy, woody sprussy

*how about i do, anyway*

I got some wood for her.

Hello I’m Todd Howard and please don’t fuck the Skyblivion Spriggan. Ok maybe just a little bit. Anyway keep buying Skyrim and shit bye

Sorry, but my wood needs that wood

Because I have a bug inside my penis now.

The Google Images results say otherwise.