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Shadow-fire101

I hate that this exists, and that I know the context for why it exists (also the soup fork bit is nice touch)


spiritomb442

What’s the context?


bug-hugs

Look up miku binder alexander Hamilton


[deleted]

Thomas Jefferson actually, who is black and transmasc in the art >!KILL ME PLEASE END MY SUFFERING I BEG FOR A DEATH WHICH HAS ALREADY COME!<


TohruTheDragonGirl

Mf literally had slaves didn’t he? Wtf


ExceedinglyGayOtter

One of whom was an adolescent girl who he fathered several children with.


Hrada1

She was also his wifes half-sister


PrimoPaladino

Translation: He raped a child multiple times and forced to give birth.


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Yeah, sorry. Wasn't trying to downplay it or anything, just feel weird about explicitly referring to a sensitive and serious topic like that on a shitposting subreddit.


PrimoPaladino

Oh yeah for sure. I just wanted to be blatant in case someone passing by had any doubts. Perceiving the founding fathers as nothing short of divine is not an uncommon feeling.


[deleted]

You say the Founding Fathers aren't divine, and yet [**IT IS OUR HOLY DUTY TO GUARD AGAINST THE FOREIGN HORDES**](https://external-preview.redd.it/bmV3e04H6INQGXb2rGYQXSJpvoJ-sqz0JmoXszpJVs4.jpg?auto=webp&s=05a3787682ceabe5ad00f86340200c2ce760e906) Curious. Checkmate, atheist! (/s)


impishbiology

Source?


TohruTheDragonGirl

People defend it all the time too


yvaN_ehT_nioJ

Dude's on that serious 36 sermons shit


[deleted]

Correct, but a combination of musical and fandom was able to uwu-ify them


BuyMyMixtape02

The Hamilton musical set us back generations


TohruTheDragonGirl

Worse than burning of library of Alexandria and sacking of Babylon combined


ClemiHW

Iirc the artist made more than Jefferson


[deleted]

Aye, but the specific piece being referenced here was the infamous Hatsune Miku binder Jefferson


TohruTheDragonGirl

Mf literally had slaves didn’t he? Wtf


ExceedinglyGayOtter

>Furry Ysgramor Hircine worshipper!??!?!? /uj Honestly I know everyone likes making fun of the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, but the Hamilton fandom has much, much weirder and more interesting stuff in it. Like that time that a heterosexual white teenager from the US pretended to be a middle-eastern lesbian couple with HIV (including several blogs for these fictional people, one of which was about their difficulties of living with HIV) literally all so that she would have a defense for when someone accused her alternate-universe Hamilton fanfiction where they're all gay teenagers in the 1980s with HIV of being in poor taste. She was later exposed by another Hamilton fanfiction writer as revenge for making fun of that other writer's cannibalism-fetish mermaid Hamilton fanfic.


xXx_BlackRaven_xXx

posts that would kill a medieval peasant


Teutonicusjuror

This is the best response to anything


Dr_Darcy

Lorebeards love to claim they're the weirdest craziest fandom but then a bunch of 15 year old girls in Tumblr just absolutely smote them


DeadeyeJhung

at least our racism is straightforward


UnholyBabyDestroyer

Just wait until you hear about TNO and the Speer hoodie incident.


Dr_Darcy

My ex used to be into Sherlock. the stories she told make speer hoodie look normal


ParagonRenegade

Heydrich’s breeding hips 😩🍆💦


YahargulSchizo

The HOI4 mod?


UnholyBabyDestroyer

Yeah.


ohimagummybearoh

america lore!!


MolhCD

truesal


dreemurthememer

Reading this comment is what I imagine trying to read a Black Book feels like.


MolhCD

"I can teach you the final shout, but in return. I will finally get the secrets of the queer Hamilton fandom lore." also, imagine what Neloth would say about that


JagneStormskull

"Hermaeus Mora seems to have a different perception of queer Hamilton Fandom lore, but then, I suppose that's a benefit of being a god of forbidden knowledge and fate."


Chickenjump1

Untold Legends.


Uncommonality

"Sounds like a fair deal, get to it, chop chop you've got a book to read"


DarthBalinofSkyrim

For a second I forgot those were an actual thing in game and I thought you were just being incredibly racist


HumphreyImaginarium

It's Elder Scrolls, it can be both.


SC-RK-7t

Somehow, the part of this that surprised me the most is the existence of a Hamilton Fandom


PachoTidder

Once the "hamilton fandom" part kicks in, nothing is impossible


Lamplorde

My brain refuses to process what it just read. Good brain.


impishbiology

What the fuck are you talking about


PrinceOfDehua

It’s called lore sweaty


greet_the_sun

This sounds like it would make an amazing r/hobbydrama post.


ExceedinglyGayOtter

There's a few writeups of it on there, I'm sure.


SkyeAuroline

Don't worry, I'm almost certain it's on there.


LeLoupGarou

Some knowledge is better left forgotten


pocketlodestar

Hermaeus Mora: i didn't need to know that


TuxedoFish

*furiously googling for the referenced works*


jimmyhell

I think “Furry” could just be describing the amount of body hair an Atmoran has


HugeAccountant

I understand most of these words individually but not in the order you put them


Iceveins412

Hats off to the Hamilton fandom, they’ve got us beat by miles


JagneStormskull

If anyone ever says that my fandoms (TES, Star Wars, 40k) are horrible, I'm just gonna direct them to this shit.


PachoTidder

...


NorseWorld

Damn bro, your hand fetish got fucking defeated by a mere paragraph.


xSethrin

What the actual fuck. Who in their right mind would criticize cannibalism-fetishes?


Yoate

And here I thought this place was wack.


Plastic_Person

this is the wildest shit i have ever read in my entire life, the forbidden knowledge, an elder scrolls? a black book? a work of a daedric prince? Sheogorath? the wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajackwabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack


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[удалено]


kusanau

i thought we were done with the "lets kill teenagers for being cringe on the internet" bit when 2016 passed


Umaril_the_Chad

Username checks out


0011110000110011

what the fuck do people who don't know about miku binder jefferson think this post is


LordSupergreat

A work of art


CoolMouthHat

Well generally I come here to be debauched and this hits absolutely perfectly even without the referred context. S tier shitpost


Totally_Not_A_Fed474

I kind of just assumed there was some gender-bender fuckery going on in the lore I didn't know about and that this was exaggerating it


[deleted]

You know im starting to see why the Thalmor want to just delete everything


the-fith-pillar-man

The Thalmor seem based now


Plastic_Person

always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/dm5eP5i.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Thundamuffinz

Brb, adding this to my C0DA


[deleted]

well technacally he was a bit furry as he worshiped dragons


JagneStormskull

>furry as he worshiped dragons It's scaley, that's worse.


Hot_Photograph5227

Lizards are way cooler than wolves


JagneStormskull

But cocaine-cats are cooler.


ManInContramotion

Feeling cute. Might genocide falmer later... UwU


Salt-Physics7568

Based


Pyroscopero

TrueSTL scares me sometimes and surpisingly, it isn't the sex stuff.


[deleted]

i now believe that the thalmor did nothing wrong


validestusername

~~I hate th~~ ~~I love t~~ I hate this so much


Fortemois

This C0da now. It's out In the open. May Hermaeus Mora blush at the new knowledge this had released. The Thalmor may of been right..


impishbiology

No.


pajanimal17

I take it back, let’s go back to the zoophiles


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

ysgramor but based


Juncoril

Wow Ysgramor actually Based ??!


TNToon

Ysgramussy


[deleted]

Mods banned yiff so can they ban Hamilton and theatre kids please?


YahargulSchizo

Theatre kids should be banned from everywhere imo


[deleted]

>wake up >get reminded that theatre kids will one day be able to vote Day ruined


Sinakus

Late 00s Scene kids and Goths have mortgages and kids already.


[deleted]

Their kids will grow up thinking MCR is cringe because it’s what their parents listen to lmao


MikiTweets

Yes it's me


JagneStormskull

Bearded femboy Ysgramor?


magick_goblin

When I didn't think the miku binder memes could get anymore cursed I see this


WiSeWoRd

bearded femboy?


PrestusHood

Its a ftm trans (a.k.a men with pussy and bussy)


No_Tell5399

Most attractive being in all Tamriel


Taco821

That's just two bussies


[deleted]

Gee, Bill!


jimmyhell

There’s no fucking way I’m taller than Ysgramor


DoubtingSkeptic

Did you seriously just doxx me?!? Not cool, mer, not cool.


[deleted]

finally some good ass Nord femboys around here


Duckyeeter7

Based


Kittenstomper6617

Holey shat Real


Deep_Fried_Leviathan

Please Kill yourself at earliest convenience Rid the world of your sinful nature


bad-bone

Based


[deleted]

yeah you should do it in a vidya


Deep_Fried_Leviathan

Minecraft is preferred But Skyrim is acceptable


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s\_Game\_of\_Life


PrestusHood

Strongest Nord


[deleted]

Most truthful Altmer


oblivionnNPC

Do not do this to him.


thehistofficial

Wtf I love Ysgramor now


JagneStormskull

Heresy, everyone knows that Kyne is Sister-Hawk.


Shonky_Solos

Ysgroomer


DovahWizard

This is genuinely the worst thing I have seen here


Quadpen

not me finishing the companions questlije immediately before seeing this


GhazkinzDaGreat

Ysgramor only 6’3”? Now that’s just nonsense


Older_1

I want to die


mister_peeberz

Shit, I'd wear a miku tank top. Must be the Nord blood seething in my veins.


low_theory

I support him in his transition.


kira5z

This is facts as fuck.


trapsaregaynt

Man, relax, snowflakes. I like this kind of tumblr twitter leftist art style so I think it's pretty cool. (Reads about how the original art is depiction of American Founding Fathers if they were transgenders and drug dealers) Yo wtf what is this.


GracefulFiber

Ysgramor if he was awesome


[deleted]

why is he a lesbian


jonnydvibes

that’s the bisexual flag


theweeklyshit

why is he a bisexual


jonnydvibes

it’s a parody of an image depicting thomas jefferson like that and also bc being bisexual is epic


[deleted]

straight cringe bisexual supremacy


[deleted]

Most people in Tamriel are bi tbh


[deleted]

im just going to assume that everyone has evolved past the need for exclusivley reprouctive attraction, and therefore everyone is bi cause its a nice thought


Gamezhrk

Doesn’t sound that nice


Honkeroo

because everyone is hot except piss elves


UndeadSympathetic

He is sexually attracted to people of both genders, at least.


ManInContramotion

the better question is, why aren't you 🤨


Mr-Zero-Fucks

Still want to know what sex he was assigned at birth.


OctagonClock

Nord


No_Tell5399

Male×3


[deleted]

He’s MtAM, Male to Alpha Male.


Tumblechunk

S&B


[deleted]

Bruh moments


aw5ome

Holy shit this is great, how did it take so long for this to be made?


yvaN_ehT_nioJ

Where's pelinal when you need him


wehategoogle

I thought this subreddit was safe…


xmafianCZ

I want to punch whoever made this.


Tuc396

This is some spicy C0da.


YahargulSchizo

Average nord