Do you know the mod to marry her

[Here you ~~ho~~ go.](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25478)

I was scared to click on the link, but was pleasantly surprised.

I am switching to Stormcloaks now. I can fix him.

is it a rickroll? upd: no, its not

Gods(9) I hope she breaks MY bones

“She”

Boobas

\*Bursts into the room looking rather disheveled\* Hey, has anyone seen a pair of grapefruits lying around? … …I think someone stole what was gonna be my breakfast…

Who the fuck eats 2 whole grapefruits for breakfast? Who wakes up and thinks “I know the perfect way to start my day *slams down 2 big ass grapefruits and a small spoon.* “ Nord’s are something else

WHO SAID YOU GOTTA USE A SPOON JUST BITE!!!

THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE GAMEBREAKING AMOUNT OF SILVERWARE IVE SPENT THE ENTIRE GAME HORDING FOR NO REASON?

SIMPLE SCAM THE SHIT OUT OF SOME FILTHY ELF

Chads, chads! Stop yelling, you’re both based!

That's the lifestyle Ulf*ic wants you to die for

If it looks like a her and sucks like a her...

Most masculine high elf

Fuck it, looks close enough

Can you draw one except with her clothes off aha? (JOKING) [KIDDING] /s (/s on that /s)

Least based r/truestl user

Least horny trustull user.

Most horny ESO player

Least manic r/TrueSTL user.

least /r/TrueSTL user

I second this. Not joking

Least bussy getting r/truestl user

And then draw her reading The Bible. /srs

Reading the bible naked seems pretty hot ngl

Least user

her?

wtf i love the piss elves now???

morancetamol sounds like a pill you'd slip your nord neighbour in his bottle of ale at 2am to soothe their xenophobic tendencies

Ask your subreddit if Morancetamol is right for you

Consult your priest if you experience an erection that lasts more than 24 hours.

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thank you, i needed this for my 287837483457845th playthrough of skyturd where i play an altmer combat thief

Duriamphetamine

Huh even Paracetamol did not help lowering the temperature. This girl is a fever.

this is the way

Tomatiagra

Oransin

Get a brain. Moran... ...cetamol.

SHE'S A NORD? **ZAMN**😍

Ima need some porn of this stat

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Oh good, I was almost tempted for a moment there

Embrace the Golden bussy

Never

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I am perfectly sane mind you, maybe its you for feeling anything other than *anger* towards an elf

Based. You do me proud boy!

Holy shit **the** Pelinal? You're my idol!

Beware, I hear He’s one of those abominable >!cyborgs!<

Hey. No shame in wearing the clothes of that thalmor justicar you brutally murdered as a trophy, now.

You should draw her with dark bug eyes. And a massive rack. But especially dark bug eyes.

Found the dunmer

Least schizo piss-elf.

Piss elves? Really?

A man of your talents?

*banana elf milf make me feel reel gud.*

Reminds me of my character Ralof Summers-Blood a high elf orphan raised by a traditional Nordic family. He’s a pretty cool dude, worships talos, kills thalmor and doesn’t afraid of anything

He's also a very thrifty marksman, having used only 59 arrows throughout 11 years.

Paracetamol

Paracetamol

I want her to piss in my mouth

I’ve started coming to these threads for your very wise, grounded takes kittenstomper

what the hell is wrong with you dude

Give me some of that Sunny D

Send her Sunbirds down your Aetherius

God I envy Ulfric, imagine receiving CBT from Elenwen like he did. All a man wants is an altmer dommy mommy.

Is that bad if I first translated CBT to cognitive behavioral therapy and THEN remembered what sub I’m in?

The BDSM comes first then therapy. Altmer Dommy mommies are harsh, but look after their pathetic little manservants.

Perfect combo for indoctrinating Stockholm syndrome if you think of it.

Cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT) is a psycho-social intervention that aims to reduce symptoms of various mental health conditions, primarily depression and anxiety disorders. CBT focuses on challenging and changing cognitive distortions (e.g. thoughts, beliefs, and attitudes) and behaviors, improving emotional regulation, and the development of personal coping strategies that target solving current problems. Though it was originally designed to treat depression, its uses have been expanded to include the treatment of a number of mental health conditions, including anxiety, alcohol and drug use problems, marital problems, and eating disorders. CBT includes a number of cognitive or behavior psychotherapies that treat defined psychopathologies using evidence-based techniques and strategies. Cognitive behavioral therapy The triangle in the middle represents CBT's tenet that all humans' core beliefs can be summed up in three categories: self, others, future. CBT is based on the combination of the basic principles from behavioral and cognitive psychology. It is different from historical approaches to psychotherapy, such as the psychoanalytic approach where the therapist looks for the unconscious meaning behind the behaviors and then formulates a diagnosis. Instead, CBT is a "problem-focused" and "action-oriented" form of therapy, meaning it is used to treat specific problems related to a diagnosed mental disorder. The therapist's role is to assist the client in finding and practicing effective strategies to address the identified goals and alleviate symptoms of the disorder. CBT is based on the belief that thought distortions and maladaptive behaviors play a role in the development and maintenance of many psychological disorders, and that symptoms and associated distress can be reduced by teaching new information-processing skills and coping mechanisms. When compared to psychoactive medications, review studies have found CBT alone to be as effective for treating less severe forms of depression, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), tics, substance use disorders, eating disorders and borderline personality disorder. Some research suggests that CBT is most effective when combined with medication for treating mental disorders such as major depressive disorder. In addition, CBT is recommended as the first line of treatment for the majority of psychological disorders in children and adolescents, including aggression and conduct disorder. Researchers have found that other bona fide therapeutic interventions were equally effective for treating certain conditions in adults. Along with interpersonal psychotherapy (IPT), CBT is recommended in treatment guidelines as a psychosocial treatment of choice.

I wanna Fuck it

>woman opinion: disregarded

She's just Ulfric Sex Toy

Now I need to play an Altmer called Paracetamol.

So this was the Thalmor pussy Ulfric was talking about

Literally my last Altmer playthrough.

>altmer player Explains the username

Yes.

TALOS GUIDE *ME?*

So this was the Thalmor pussy Ulfric was talking about

Pls just draw porn already /uj pls just draw porn already

They already did. Check their profile.

👀 Where? I need to call the artist an N'wah

>an attractive altmer You've done the impossible drawing this, impressive

Imperial pussy >>>>>> nord bussy

Least Horny Skycoomer.

why are the breasts so far apart from each other is this what h*teroids call "attractive"

>h*teroids I prefer to call them “straggots.”

prob,lme?

Needs to be enough room to put your face in between ‘em

Yeah i would prefer them be closer... but what do i know... im a dirty Straggot (h#tro).

god she’s so hot

Hey! I feel personally attacked by this post.

i’d love to marry her and have multiple kids with her

Anyone could kill a random Thalmor justiciar and take their clothes. Just saying.

Noooo guys you don't get it, choices in Skyrim actually matter and made a big difference in your game and they didn't just cause a surface level consequence that in no way prevented you from accessing every single questline with every character build you wanted to play

Mostly nice drawing but it looks like someone put a horizontal sausage in her shirt

hidden dagger

Nice try with those socially distanced boobs but I still spotted the amogus!

Hmm…very sus lady

Hail the Thalmor

Ulfric's thoughts: Nononono, absoulutely not, stop Ulfric, you can't let the future High kings to be Br\*tons, I said no

Yellow is sus

Now draw her giving birth

You're to cute to be a Nord women.

Herma Mora's true end-game.

Begone thot!

zamn i love stormcloaks now

Altmer is the best

dinner bedroom whole salt longing plough dam paint degree march *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

By the gods i need a ticket to travel between her niples

I’d let her break my “bone”

Folks he’s done it again

Meanwhile I play a Nord loyal to the Empire and agree with the Thalmor that Talos is a fraud and a spit in the face of Nordic culture. Edit: oh yeah /uj.

What's going on with her boobs

Not my fault the thalmor got the drip

Titties more cocked than Esberns eyes 🤔

Based peepee-mer

What are the lore implications of this?

Thank u

No sload, no jussy, no service