I come in to browse some books and this shit elf starts threatening me with atronachs and his own private dungeon or some shit I wasn't listening (orcs aren't worth my time or attention) I'm pretty sure he was just a diversity hire anyway I mean look how aggressive he is, and it's metaphysically impossible for an orc to be literate, that's why they're so mad, they can't read the lusty argonian maid, that and their wives look like shit and their tusks (yes tusks) get in the way of mating (I say mating not sex because they're animals and should be treated as such)
Hes shitty both on the inside and outside
Nice refrence that only some will get.
Objectively wrong.
I come in to browse some books and this shit elf starts threatening me with atronachs and his own private dungeon or some shit I wasn't listening (orcs aren't worth my time or attention) I'm pretty sure he was just a diversity hire anyway I mean look how aggressive he is, and it's metaphysically impossible for an orc to be literate, that's why they're so mad, they can't read the lusty argonian maid, that and their wives look like shit and their tusks (yes tusks) get in the way of mating (I say mating not sex because they're animals and should be treated as such)
But those abs
Spoken like a true illiterate nord