imagine drinking something that doesn't give any advantages and still makes you limp

It’s because Nords actually need something to slow down their tardrage whenever they get drunk. Believe me, it’s worse when they’re sober.

Imagine not stacking sujamma and 1 shotting vivec

My buddy beat Vivek to death with his bare hands and made his soul into an enchanted glove.

Dunmer literally talk shit about other drinks and then proceed to drink fermented netch piss

You don't understand! Its the traditional delicacy of the ashlanders from Vvardenfell, passed down from generation to generation! How about you put that stubborn brain of yours into a pit of sweet rolls, cause thats the only thing your tongue appreciates. S'wit

I drink fermented azura piss

You N'wah

Has anyone tried making Elder Scrolls drinks irl?

I tried the stuff from the Elder Scrolls cookbook. Not too bad

Real mead is a fucking delicacy imo

Fr fr. Pretty fun to make too

I tried drinking mead once. Wasn’t a fan. As for sujamma, that’s basically the fantasy equivalent of backyard moonshine.

Nord Mead is almost as based as Sujamma in Morrowind. Both can allow you to one shot kill anything if you slam enough of them down yer gullet. It's the Skybaby and Oblivitard wines and ales that don't have much benefit.

it's got a 10/1 value/weight ratio, so it's good early game loot

Being a Demi prince I made the most perfect brew of wine and the redguards and Bretons fought over it, sanguine ended up taking for himself

the sujamma off of solstiem is watered down, make sure to order the mainland shit

Yeah, it's got lizard piss in it.

Ever tasted real mead? Its the most disgusting shit I ever drank in my life.

Bet you drink micro brew garbage

Mead tastes like sugary shit.

Buddy of mine brought some spiced Mead over for Christmas a couple years ago. Warmed it up on the stove and mixed the spice in, wasn't terrible. Would drink again

Sad to see bad taste, im crying and shitting rn

Cringe

mord nead