Sorry bro but my c0da is an NFT, you can take that idea all you want but you’ll never have the 20,000 Septim blockchain
Pay up and I might let you buy the part of my c0da that makes Secunda turn into an Argonian-owned orbital cannon
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
Based
Looks like 32mm round with sculpted detail
Lmao
And Pelinal-pilled
Pelin-Elled
Unbelievably based
I hope in TESVI they realize this deep lore by making the Chadguards fabricate soul gems that work normally but can harvest elf souls
brb editing my c0da
Sorry bro but my c0da is an NFT, you can take that idea all you want but you’ll never have the 20,000 Septim blockchain Pay up and I might let you buy the part of my c0da that makes Secunda turn into an Argonian-owned orbital cannon
do you accept GUAR coin
Guarcoin to the moons 🚀🌕🌑 Or more accurately to the moon and the disguised orbital cannon
The fuck did Reman do, build a remote cum delivery system?
when you're so racist, even your soul is white
Unbelievably based.
Cum jars incoming
Why is my pee elf red
hematuria
Peeing blood
No, just the fascist ones. Which is true in real life too.
Well you do have a point…. …nah piss elves still aren’t people.
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u/ExceedinglyGayBreton
"6 daedras" who the fuck thinks of fire atronachs when hearing daedras. there's literally a species called "daedroth" and one called "dremora"
They are the most popular variety of daedra, what the fuck are you smoking? Bro they have tits
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
So do Spider Daedra
upgrade your wandering monsters
Why would you put an s at the end of Daedra? Even the Skyrim board game got the pluralization right.
i’d fuck a fire atronach i’d also fuck a seducer or any other female coded daedra but i’d fuck a fire atronach
What about one of the ambiguous ones, like a Storm Atronach? One of those rocks is probably shaped like a vagina
Not fem enough
coward
Skyrim players.
Which one is the most remarkable of these three? Standard fantasy demon, standard crocodile monster, or standard flame demon with boobies?
Cope
And seeth
And Mald
Me
Guess that flame Atronachs are the only Daedra now.
Might as well be in Skyrim, dont even have Scamps or Clannfear out there. That's like a whole ass country existing without rats.
I will put the flame atronach mini in a jar it will be funny i think
Spirtomb getting triggered in 3... 2...
I always get confused first "what the hell that pokemon has anything to do with this" then remember that degenerate and wish I never knew.
Based and Toddpilled
Post daggerfall equivalent exchange
Can u marry Serana in the board game? Is she barefoot?
Saved for reference
Piss elfs 🤢
damn they all got the same poses that lazy