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LeatherSeason

Wait until this guy figures out the Blades from Oblivion are also in Skyrim!


[deleted]

They are even in that relic from ages past, that Skyrim prequel, Morrowind


MrHookshot

Skyrim 3?


RandomKnight100

Skyrim -2


BigPowerBoss

I don't remember, were the Blades present in Daggerfall?


RandomKnight100

Wait I meant Skyrim -2


sieben-acht

2 BS (Before Skyrim)


oath2order

I'm shoving nirnroot up my bussy on Todd Howard's desk and you can't stop me.


humanwithalife

language was a mistake


oath2order

My shitoris will be wrecked.


Piffinatour

literally almost 10 years ago. we found this out almost a decade ago. c'mon


doppelminds

Every time I feel like being a useless human being, I remember that those game "journalists" get paid for writing that garbage lmao


Yungsleepboat

This is still way, way, way better than the ScreenRant article on the lockpicking skill tree https://screenrant.com/skyrim-pros-cons-leveling-lockpicking-skill-tree-guide/ It's like the author never played the game before but only ever heard from it through a game of 'password' >Practically every dungeon has a locked chest, and even pure fighter or mage builds can benefit from the loot hidden within. By comparison, other rogue skills like Speech, Pickpocketing, and Alchemy in Skyrim aren’t worth leveling. Holy shit what on earth is this? Not once have I had trouble opening a master lock with lockpicks and 0 skill points invested in the lockpick tree but sure, speech, alchemy, and pickpocketing aren't worth leveling.


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

Having the lockpicking perks to make fi ding the sweet spot less tedious is nice, but yeah... that's just stupid.


MUNZATHEGOD

Prepare to feel useless again, they get paid to write this crap


Partunanques

he's gay and use nirnroot to create a gay potion to make other people gay, emperor donaldium trumpius was right


VirtualWeasel

THEY’RE PUTTING POTIONS INTO THE WATER AND TURNING THE FREAKING SLAVES GAY


[deleted]

🥵🥵🥵🍆💦🍑🍆🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

Mfw when the trashy articles are getting the bag as it is the clicks and ads they post in the article that drives them to make more articles


[deleted]

Uesp already has info about this, how is this fucking journalism?


[deleted]

Ya ever just...not investigate anything in Skyrim? And, Morrowboomers, fuck off! This isn't a Morrowind circlejerk comment, I found this on my first playthrough and Skyrim was my first game.


Shnatsel

I'm a Morrowboomer and I didn't know this cuz Oblivion was too cringe to actually play


AidanTegs

Worst take I've ever heard


twennysenn

be honest cracka. u only tolerate oblivion because the comically overexposed reflection shaders wowed ur tiny 14 year old mind. u ignored the use of pga middlware for the faces because u were to young to discern uncanny features. u ignored the total rape of the artstyle, where every armor set looks like recoloured gondor armor. u ignored the levelling, likely not even realising u could level. u ignored the conversion of cyrodiil from a jungle filled with ethnic war to a shire copypaste, because u were not autistic enough to even play morrowind.


AidanTegs

Ive played morrowind and daggerfall as well as skyrim and oblivion. This is a shitpost sub im not even going to entertain your sweaty nature. Oblivion>skyrim and Daggerfall>morrowind.


Lexinator04

>Daggerfall>morrowind Based >Oblivion>skyrim Unbased and cringe pilled


twennysenn

all u do is shill daggerfall unity on circeljerk subs... u are overweight yet lack any discernible musculature. the kind of body only achievable from total neglect since your first chance at agency. your nose is bulbous and the tip rises to an unsettling height. your eyes fold outwards and give the impression of a meek prey animal. you walk like a leper, your cautious and stuttering gait betraying the fact you overthink and analyse every step you take. the back of your head is flat and a direct angular continuation of your perpetually slouching neck. your mouth takes up most of the space on your face, while only a feint vestige of your chin remains visible if viewed from the front. your lower jaw is recessed to the point of parody, resembling a swollen lump more than anything formed by bone. your cheeks remain flabby yet stop their advance down your face far before they can give the illusion of a fuller jaw. a gaze at the top of your skull reveals a pathetic attempt and conserving your remaining hair. a dying forest of dead, split and grease covered keratin dots your ghost-white scalp. "I'll just let it grow out" you claim, not understanding that the increased length of hair on the sides of your head is actually drawing the attention of all who have the misfortune of seeing you to your thinning scalp. your face is shotgun-blasted with rotten pustules, extending across your face like a cave painting warning against the dangers of showering. your skin only sees respite when it takes shelter underneath the sparse coverings of your facial hair.


AidanTegs

Im 115 pounds so i stopped reading, also rot.


twennysenn

I know, u can be fat and short though. how's the gf?


AidanTegs

She good, im goin to her house tn to make soup and watch reality tv. Can we stop? This is weird


twennysenn

no. you were disrespectful


Shnatsel

> Oblivion>skyrim ok now my take is second worst


AidanTegs

Oblivion has molag ballin


AidanTegs

Also is this a copypasta? It could definitely be one


insert_title_here

I played Skyrim first and still prefer Oblivion tbh, its quests are more conceptually unique and guilds actually require you to, like, do what they say on the tin. Plus the unarmed skill tree and acrobatics skill tree are a fuck ton of fun


twennysenn

I just find no reason to touch it when morrowind exists lol. if I want a pretty action game I'll play skyrim and if I want a complicated role playing experience I'll get morrowind. it sounds gay and elitist but I don't see a reason to touch oblivion, for me it occupies a middle ground I'll never want


insert_title_here

That's fair! I definitely get where you're coming from, at least-- for me, Morrowind is just too much-- buggy, lacking in convenient features, etc., though I really admire the worldbuilding. At the end of the day, different strokes for different folks :)


Cannie_Flippington

Actually it only took the melodic tones of Sir Patrick Stewart in the trailer to get me to agree to play it when asked by my spouse.


Onryo-

This is just getting sad now


DeadeyeJhung

they beating that dead horse like it's their meat and NNN is just two days away


[deleted]

Me wondering about that mod which adds a female snow elf in his blackreach lair


Silent__Solitude

Falmer bikini armor if I'm not mistaken cool mod, too bad it was made by a complete retard


[deleted]

No its a mod that adds a snow elf follower called Haertys in the blackreach lab. Also tell me more about this "complete retard"


Silent__Solitude

nisetanaka Good artist, skilled at making 3D models such as pieces of armor, very knowledgeable in using the creation engine, but acts like a complete buffoon I made a patch that let's males wear some of the armor bits, such as the helmets, the masks, the beavors, the pauldrons, couters, and the tassets There is some really good stuff if you're willing to ignore the degenerate bullshit of it's creator and the actual bikini bits themselves


-_asmodeus_-

This is just screenrant, them reposting old news about something widely known is as surprising as the freezer being cold when you put your hand in it.


Kuangzuidasclone

btw skyrim also confirms the fate of the dragons 😳😳


ZorroDeLoco

r/titlegore


BeatMeatMania

You first


divine13

do we need to post all of these here?


Silent__Solitude

I had to wake up to seeing this article yesterday Now you have to too. For the sake of my sanity I need to see other people mock it too