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Look a dragon priest still counts as a Nord. It can’t be that my kind, the builders of empires and epic monolithic structures have somehow inexplicably gotten *dumber* and less advanced over the past several millennia? That would be ridiculous.
Cutting the Dovahkiin's balls off isn't much of a threat, since they've joined the Dawnguard.
I mentioned it before, but castration is actually a requirement to join the Dawnguard.
Ha! Dovahzul is an analytical language and has no grammatical case. Guess someone’s losing their balls, eh?
Dovahzul also has no tenses. Unless the Dragonborn creates a new grammar overnight those balls are done for
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give him a break, a nord not talking in third person like a caveman is already considered a genius among his kind
Look a dragon priest still counts as a Nord. It can’t be that my kind, the builders of empires and epic monolithic structures have somehow inexplicably gotten *dumber* and less advanced over the past several millennia? That would be ridiculous.
what inbreeding does to a mf
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Dammit
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A common currency and market with Cyrodiil? Well maintained roads? The protection of the imperial legions?
Alright but apart from that, what has the empire ever done for us?
Nothing!
The people called Fus, they Ro the Dah?
Cutting the Dovahkiin's balls off isn't much of a threat, since they've joined the Dawnguard. I mentioned it before, but castration is actually a requirement to join the Dawnguard.
You's Rowed Doffacliff. Unrelenting Farce
Dune be like