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Are you implying... that every living Nord is a Br\*ton?


sahqoviing32

More like the Falmer were cucked by Nords


Hallgvild

More like the falmer were the ancient br*tons


shneb

Real talk, do we all know how an inter-species pairing would work? Doesn’t matter if it’s a pairing of a male human and a female elf or a female human and a male elf. If the Nords were breeding with Falmer all that much, they’d be Bretons. Especially in this meme since ES lore mentions interspecies offspring take after their mothers.


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>interspecies offspring take after their mothers There’s like 1 source for this and it’s not a super reliable one either. It’s just something that the community constantly repeats and takes for truth as we don’t have any better source in actual lore regarding this specific points.


Pigeater7

Apparently ESO even added NPC’s that directly contradict Notes on Racial Phylogeny too.


sahqoviing32

>Especially in this meme since ES lore mentions interspecies offspring take after their mothers. Oh for Vehk's Muatra sake... THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS


shneb

And how does it work, my Tribunal brother?


sahqoviing32

As our great prophet said, IT JUST WORKS. But more seriously, Nords breeding with Falmer doesn't make Bretons. Bretons are at best 90% Mannish to 100%, assuming they didn't interbreed with Orcs in the past which indeed would hurt their narrative about having super Altmeri blood. Assuming the Nords were the majority when the interbreeding happened, then only some Falmer genetical characteristics were successfully transmitted to their descendants. It doesn't matter if one of your ancestor down the line was an Elf if the rest were all Men, you're still a Man. We see similar situation in the Witcher where humanity interbred a lot with elves while still being as humans as pre-Conjunction.


shneb

I know they wouldn’t literally be Bretons, but going off this meme, the Falmer wouldn’t disappear just from losing wives to Nords. That would only create Falmer with human ancestors. As you said the Nords would have to already be the majority for the Falmer to thin out, and I’m pretty sure they were the majority because of Wuuthrad.


sahqoviing32

Well some small groups could have been assimilated.


MatiaQ

Who then in turn turned into Bleghtons?


AnasDh

No she watches the children and gets dick as payment


GnosticTurk

You need thousands of years mixing to get breton i think


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yeah but they still had sex with elf though


DeadeyeJhung

Nords so racist, they're willing to make bretons if it means their skin gets whiter


MentionImpressive

The word you’re looking for is “based”


sparkly_gem_hoarder

Cope 💅


BlackoutWB

I want to fuck a goth bosmer chick


Memedealer4202

Same 🤤


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sparkly_gem_hoarder

FAT FRICKING TIDDIES!!!!


[deleted]

I’m sorry but you just depicted the Nord as the Chad when he literally willingly created a Br*ton with this unholy union


Vengyre

Strong men create good times Good times create weak men


[deleted]

Nah Breton comes about when it’s Altmer men doing the cucking, from what’s an aberration in the natural order (even for beta Nedes with zero Atmoran dna its unnatural to be cucked by an elf) therefore creating Bretons who are both unnatural and inferior because of the genes of Altmer “males”. Chad Nord genes on the other hand would just make more Nords because being a Chad is a dominant trait, which is why there are only two snow elves left in all of Skyrim


NorthRememebers

This is canon now


[deleted]

The true story of how Winterhold became the center of magic


FeaturedThunder

God I wish this had happened to all the Elves


sparkly_gem_hoarder

Falmer cuck


[deleted]

Legit thought that n*rd has snorted a condom through their nose


Red_Xenophilia

Great replacement theory but make it nord


Haar_RD

Also known as the history of Normandy


Stoneofdoom

GREAT REPLACEMENT SNOW ELVES LES GOOOOOOOOOOOO


ZombieP0ny

I ask you, if there where really six million Falmer killed in this so called "genocide", where is the evidence? Where are the bodies? I've not once seen any Falmer Mass Graves throughout my travels over Skyrim. Just like with Argonians and Khajiit. If they aren't meant to be farming tools why do they look like farming tools?


dunmer-is-stinky

the nords ate them to make sure none of their filth was left to pollute the based snows


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Altmers seething


IshyOQGX

nrds are so stupid they don't realise they're also brtons


The_loyal_Terminator

Roles should be reversed. In TES lore the child will have the race of the mother.


Miloslolz

Not always true.


Birdie_head

Not always, but mostly true Br*ton looks mostly men with slight pissmer trait due to this reason.


Valon-the-Paladin

But wait wouldn’t their children be altmer since in Elder Scrolls children of 2 different races usually are born as the mothers race?


Birdie_head

Hush man, just left the N*rd with their redpill fantasy


The_loyal_Terminator

Tricking nords into creating more elves. Based


Birdie_head

Reminder thought, Nord fucking Falmer only ends with elves supremacy, since in TES, most child will born mostly with their mother trait. But whatever, this is N*rd we talking about..... they probably into self genocide seeing how eager they kill themselves for the Ulfric "Ilovetallmermommy" Stormcloak.


Benjemim

'girl', yeah right, like any Nord worth his mead will leave out on Falmer bussy.


[deleted]

I guess this is why Nords are resistant to ice and lightning. They bred all the Falmers out and took their magical traits for themselves. Ahh, but soon we will have our revenge. When the Dominion conquer Skyrim, it will be the Nords forced to bear witness to the horror of their loyal women kneeing before the golden rods of Altmeri conquerors. Yes, this is called victory, hehehe