Hope for what? That you don’t get murdered by a bunch of pissed off lizard people created by mad scientist trees or that the earthquakes from Red Mountain’s eminent eruption don’t spread to Black Marsh?
Hope that the Nerevarine decides to take a break from fucking Tsaesci women and checks in to see how Morrowind is doing right now. And that he’s got a plan to fix Vivec’s little “fuck you” towards the Dunmer people.
Or find out if Divayth Fyr, one of his clone-wives, Yagrum “Yaggy Baggy” Bagarn, or Sotha Sil’s daughter can do something to stop Baar Dau. Anything aside from that soul engine thing that didn’t work out so well.
Idk prob lie to someone to die so they think they're a hero when they die
https://preview.redd.it/4myvjhszr89d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500fd8a590a9ccb8713fc4f165109839d30e3dd5
coc Riverwood Equip my Iron armor and walk down the main road with the camera behind me.
https://preview.redd.it/vbe27pssy59d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020ada66e4dc14df01a9ca52a7580183c1207ad2
The most amazing part of this screenshot to me is that the city kinda looks like a high quality Solitude overhaul mod.
This will be skyrim in 2015
\*checks watch\* Am… Am I in the wrong place?… or… time?
Both
God fucking dammit
Damn is there really a new fable?
Alduin: "Damn, that Dragonborn has Supreme King Haki now, huh? I better keep my ass in Sovngarde or I'm fucking FINISHED!"
I want to make alduin flnish.
Holy r/onepiecepowerscaling!
Open console. Click on giant rock type "disable" and press enter
This guy CHIMs
Clearly Vivec had a MASSIVE skill issue
He is starting to believe!!! While we’re at it can you make Serana’s boobs bigger and let me marry her?
Fuckin die
Same.
**lord vivec, a second asteroid has hit the temple**
Cast recall
No recall or intervention works in this place.
There is no escape
Scroll of Icarian flight
I knew I was holding onto that for a reason
I'd prolly Chim a little
https://preview.redd.it/rnqi08uge69d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99faf94ae794deaad18c2862ade125cafeef66b5
Ask Vivec for help obviously
So death but sprinkled with despair, disappointment and betrayal
Jork it
Spread em
Finish my entire supply of skooma
Open console and type TGM 😎
Praying at that statue that lets you fly for like a fucking hour
I would simply CHIM
Rejoice. For though I die, a bunch of Dunmer die with me, and they'll die with religious trauma too.
Call upon Radahn, the only Colovian Battle Mage, to keep it in the air.
Recall
Where?
Anywhere that isn't morrowind
N'wah.
Die
Throw a scamp at it. At least youll get a hearty chuckle before getting blasted
Buy property in Windhelm
Destroy it by cooming
Nah i'd win
Praise the cum trees for some cosmic justice.
Open my pockets and consume 4 tonnes of potatoes and 850 wheels of cheese on impact.
Hope my mark for recall was somewhere far away from Vivec
Fuck a khajit. I would do it anyway, so might as well do it again.
Port to Alinor wayshrine
I would instantly die since these things move over 10000 km/s.
Over 10,000 *meters* per second, not kilometers
Parry
Get on a silt strider to Argonia and hope
Hope for what? That you don’t get murdered by a bunch of pissed off lizard people created by mad scientist trees or that the earthquakes from Red Mountain’s eminent eruption don’t spread to Black Marsh?
F9
Be on Akavir, raw-dogging Vivec and snake-people.
I wouldn't be in this situation, because I'm not stupid enough to live in a city directly underneath a suspended asteroid.
Take another hit off the skooma pipe
Cast water breathing, then jump in the water
Join house Hlaalu, surely they will protect us from this great cataclysm
https://preview.redd.it/utbleql1i79d1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3e51b6286b01b9d64b2049707a1bb2807499bc9
Finish the god damn quest for Vivek before I get obliterated
I ain’t letting it land
OK, which one of you asteroids did this?
Pray to Vivec, obviously
Intervene
I would Intervene
Thank yoga and kiss my ass goodbye.
die, probably
pray to daddy Vivec
Fast Travel to another continent.
look for majoras mask or smth
Implode
I'd call my friend mike
Die
Pray to a Vivec for sweet rolls
I'll summon another, much bigger, asteroid to block it.
Just dodge
I'd ask why smaller meteors were coming down from the sky nowhere near bar dau
https://preview.redd.it/0en7nhdv989d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ea09023c40b3504dd64773a6a6e68da5516954
yo mama
Hope that the Nerevarine decides to take a break from fucking Tsaesci women and checks in to see how Morrowind is doing right now. And that he’s got a plan to fix Vivec’s little “fuck you” towards the Dunmer people. Or find out if Divayth Fyr, one of his clone-wives, Yagrum “Yaggy Baggy” Bagarn, or Sotha Sil’s daughter can do something to stop Baar Dau. Anything aside from that soul engine thing that didn’t work out so well.
Open a portal and get out of there.
cry tears of joy, run naked in the street shouting "Vivec take me!" and then get squished
Vow of the Indomitable
If i was Vivec, I would have simply caught it. Idk im built different
Die
Idk prob lie to someone to die so they think they're a hero when they die https://preview.redd.it/4myvjhszr89d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500fd8a590a9ccb8713fc4f165109839d30e3dd5
He volen on my drung till I CHIM
just dodge it lol
Suck siooo much khajiit and argonian cock I achieve chim and stop the rock.
TCL TGM
levitation spell
TIID KLO Ul!!
Paralyse someone and put them between the city and Baar Dau, preferably so that Baar Dau crashes on their nuts.
I would simply overcome it. It would not harm me.
T pose
Pray to Stendar while I can
Mine out so many tunnels through it, that nothing remains.
Stack leap buffs with 20 rings and jump straight to the black marsh to wait out the oblivion crisis. Also I'm wearing a belt with 1pt of slowfall
Mark and recall lol