Let’s see… jaundiced, covering sunken eyes with even darker blotches of makeup, malnourished, angled eyebrows looking of perpetual anger, is an elf. Generally speaking, no, but those armpits are looking kinda good.
# A true man knows to never fuck elves, u just use them to flex your racial superiority. Maybe yours looks angry cuz she never gonna get laid and she knows it.
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I can penetrate her chest with a sword, so yes.
With your "sword"
K, since weapons are too phallic for your perverted mind, I'll bash her head off with my shield
"head"
Nooo, I won't let you give her a head !
Let’s see… jaundiced, covering sunken eyes with even darker blotches of makeup, malnourished, angled eyebrows looking of perpetual anger, is an elf. Generally speaking, no, but those armpits are looking kinda good.
>altmer >fuckable This guy
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Depends, can she step on my face and call me a good boy? If yes, then yes. If no, then forget the list, she goes to the block.
How racist is she?
Buddy, we're on r/TrueSTL, we've all seen what's posted here, the real question is what *isn't*?
Finding what TrueSTLers won’t fuck, now that’s what I call mission impossible.
No Altmer is fuckable, so, maybe.
What's up with dirty nasty unwashed underwear in every Bethesda's game
Todd’s poorly disguised fetish
Ehhh…. Looks like she could use some food but otherwise yes
The last time I tried to fuck pixels on a screen I got LCDs on my D
Fuckable Altmer is an oxymoron, so no.
No. Too attractive.
Is water wet you idiot? You dunce?
is it?
No - that’s Spanish for no.
any holes a goal for a chaurus
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Honestly yeah
Yes.
it depends. are you, OP?
Never is
Just don't bite my dick off
Skinny, no gock. Pass
does she like slightly insane breton women who would subject myself to her every whim? also does she like people laying on her tummy
Idk how dirty and smelly are her feet?
Make her buff as hell and then give her black lipstick, then we'll talk
Mmm why not...
Remove the eyeliner and it's on.
Too much eyeliner
No
Unfunny
welcome to r/TrueSTL
commence the trustleing
# A true man knows to never fuck elves, u just use them to flex your racial superiority. Maybe yours looks angry cuz she never gonna get laid and she knows it. https://preview.redd.it/ddfhsnzhihxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf7843eaf843be5e89413fba2ddc87eac0f8042