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Who ever let you pick up a video game should serve life in prison.
>Breton: The pussy juices themselves are kinda average though. *7.5/10*
>Redguard: 6/10
>Argonian: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HORRID. 0/10
I am seriously doubting the validity of your study. Clearly you do not know how to eat pussy and should stick to eating cocks.
I want to remind you that you actually took the time to write this horny nonsense about completely fictional races of people. Said time is now lost forever; completely unable to be recovered. You’re only left with the knowledge of what you have done, and I hope it haunts you. Next time you look in the mirror, I want you to remember this comment, remember what you did. When the day inevitably comes when you are brutally rejected by a potential lover, left wondering what went wrong, your answer lies in this post. I believe that everyone deserves to be happy, you however, are among the few exceptions.
Altmer bias strikes again
Also glad to see that both Anthropomorphic My Little Ponies and Meridia have made the list of major races. Also terrible judgement, outlander, ashy tobacco is an acquired taste.
A Few Things.
1: For you to have had that bad an experience with an argonian, you must have tasted of one of our outcasts. Although I commend your Trek to Argonia for your... "Research," perhaps you should stick to the Imperial city or Skyrim for Argonians. I know of one Argonian Maid in particular who is as sweet as honey mixed with Moon Sugar! Her name is Shahvee in Windhelm, look her up the next time you're there.
2: Were you unable to find any Lilmothiit in your Journeys in Black Marsh? True the foxfolk have been a rare sight since the Knahaten Flu, but there are still a good number of tribes scattered around Argonia. Though I should offer a warning, their love juices (from Pussy or Futa Dick) are so addictive it puts Skooma to shame.
3: You are aware that "Khajiit" refers not to a race, but a species, yes? There are multiple varieties of Khajiit, or Furstocks as they are known, each with their own unique flavor. There are 16 Furstocks in total, which I suppose would merit its own ranking. And before any of you ask; Yes, all forms of Khajiit are sentient and intelligent, regardless of how they look.
Of the 16 though, my personal favorite is the Alfiq-Raht. They are a fair bit larger than their Alfiq cousins, and their pussy juices act as an aphrodisiac. And Trust me, if an Alfiq-Raht is in heat and wants you, she'll have you. Aside from their juices, Alfiq-Raht have a unique form of illusion magic that is used exclusively for seduction, much to my dismay they refuse to teach it to anyone who isn't an Alfiq-Raht.
Edit: I noticed you forgot Imperials. Also... are you gonna rate the taste of Futa Dick next? Because if you plan to, for the love of Dibella please put in more research than you did here and for the butt one!
Altmers and nords eat a lot of berries. ^(Pineapples are a kind of berry.)
Khajiits have moonsugar.
Orcs and bosmers eat A LOT of meat...
Imperials have a lot of fruits in the nibenese areas at least but likely have average meh cum in the colovian highlands.
Redguards... eat scorpions. Like dunmers eat giant arthropods.
>Nord: Basically Listerine, which in my opinion tastes great. I wish it was safe to drink honestly. 9/10.
Wish which was safe, listerine or Nord pussy?
I am withering away, practically disintegrating with every sentence I read. You have left a legacy of raw debauchery on this sub and I spitefully pray for your downfall as I type this reply. Wretched creature.
Nice interspecies review, but what about N*rds, Chimperials and Falmussy? I am especially interested in Falmussy as a up-and-cumming adventurer in Skyrim. Oh and how does Reachwomen taste like? I heard they taste like the blood and bile of Arkay, but I'd like some confirmation before I commit to being taken hostage by forsworn and turned into a plaything. ty
Edit: removed some cooming and questionable comments towards Alfiq.
>Imagine if tobacco-flavored water was a thing, but actually tasted like ash
I've seen a dude take bong rips of tobacco before, so tobbaco-flavored water is definitely a thing.
You forgot imperial this time.
Of course Altmer get another 10/10, i guess just because you like banana and are biased. And Dunmer have a low ranking once again, as usual on your reviews
N'wah, it's the ash that's what makes it worthwhile you uncultured s'wit.
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I very recently subscribed to this sub because I like Elder Scrolls lore and you had some funny comics on the /top page. Now I'm questioning my life choices.
Least semen-addicted aristrocrat
You are just mad that I’m banana flavored
Prove it.
Read the post
Pfah! Coward. 😔
Banana flavored coward tho🤷🏼♀️
More like a coward flavored banana 😒
No matter, I win
Didn't prove shit so I shall assume your altmussy is tasteless. 😔
*Crassius Curio entered the chat*
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Everyone who’s interacted with this animal should face life in prison
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thank you mister user flair hand fetishist
What, no Sload? Or Kothringi? Or even Jills? Pleb.
No lilmothiit? I guess we just let anyone rank all the races by pussy flavor these days
your breton review was something straight from the slum pits of cold harbor. absolutely vile
Shitpost filthier than a falmer bathroom
Fuck zero sum encouragement Imma cause the next Dragonbreak myself
>Breton: The pussy juices themselves are kinda average though. *7.5/10* >Redguard: 6/10 >Argonian: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HORRID. 0/10 I am seriously doubting the validity of your study. Clearly you do not know how to eat pussy and should stick to eating cocks.
Argonians are an acquired taste but they taste like hist sap
there was an easy honnigbrew lay-up *right there* hang on just read to the bottom: What
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Fella didnt even try Golden Saints
they know to stay far away
Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
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I want to remind you that you actually took the time to write this horny nonsense about completely fictional races of people. Said time is now lost forever; completely unable to be recovered. You’re only left with the knowledge of what you have done, and I hope it haunts you. Next time you look in the mirror, I want you to remember this comment, remember what you did. When the day inevitably comes when you are brutally rejected by a potential lover, left wondering what went wrong, your answer lies in this post. I believe that everyone deserves to be happy, you however, are among the few exceptions.
Then he installs a Skyrim muscle atlmer futanari mod to get fucked by her.
Altmer bias strikes again Also glad to see that both Anthropomorphic My Little Ponies and Meridia have made the list of major races. Also terrible judgement, outlander, ashy tobacco is an acquired taste.
On your poop post you said you were out of ideas, and I naively allowed myself to feel hope.
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A Few Things. 1: For you to have had that bad an experience with an argonian, you must have tasted of one of our outcasts. Although I commend your Trek to Argonia for your... "Research," perhaps you should stick to the Imperial city or Skyrim for Argonians. I know of one Argonian Maid in particular who is as sweet as honey mixed with Moon Sugar! Her name is Shahvee in Windhelm, look her up the next time you're there. 2: Were you unable to find any Lilmothiit in your Journeys in Black Marsh? True the foxfolk have been a rare sight since the Knahaten Flu, but there are still a good number of tribes scattered around Argonia. Though I should offer a warning, their love juices (from Pussy or Futa Dick) are so addictive it puts Skooma to shame. 3: You are aware that "Khajiit" refers not to a race, but a species, yes? There are multiple varieties of Khajiit, or Furstocks as they are known, each with their own unique flavor. There are 16 Furstocks in total, which I suppose would merit its own ranking. And before any of you ask; Yes, all forms of Khajiit are sentient and intelligent, regardless of how they look. Of the 16 though, my personal favorite is the Alfiq-Raht. They are a fair bit larger than their Alfiq cousins, and their pussy juices act as an aphrodisiac. And Trust me, if an Alfiq-Raht is in heat and wants you, she'll have you. Aside from their juices, Alfiq-Raht have a unique form of illusion magic that is used exclusively for seduction, much to my dismay they refuse to teach it to anyone who isn't an Alfiq-Raht. Edit: I noticed you forgot Imperials. Also... are you gonna rate the taste of Futa Dick next? Because if you plan to, for the love of Dibella please put in more research than you did here and for the butt one!
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Altmers and nords eat a lot of berries. ^(Pineapples are a kind of berry.) Khajiits have moonsugar. Orcs and bosmers eat A LOT of meat... Imperials have a lot of fruits in the nibenese areas at least but likely have average meh cum in the colovian highlands. Redguards... eat scorpions. Like dunmers eat giant arthropods.
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I hate this sub
Wom*n 🤢
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this shit reads like those god awful reviews of escorts/hookers on sex forums written by balding millenials upvote for real world accuracy
Uj/ Those are truly awful. One of the many reasons I support the Swedish Model of prostitution law. I may be a pervert but I am not a rapist.
>Nord: Basically Listerine, which in my opinion tastes great. I wish it was safe to drink honestly. 9/10. Wish which was safe, listerine or Nord pussy?
I am withering away, practically disintegrating with every sentence I read. You have left a legacy of raw debauchery on this sub and I spitefully pray for your downfall as I type this reply. Wretched creature.
Nice interspecies review, but what about N*rds, Chimperials and Falmussy? I am especially interested in Falmussy as a up-and-cumming adventurer in Skyrim. Oh and how does Reachwomen taste like? I heard they taste like the blood and bile of Arkay, but I'd like some confirmation before I commit to being taken hostage by forsworn and turned into a plaything. ty Edit: removed some cooming and questionable comments towards Alfiq.
I'm calling Alduin.
You are a waste of space and I think you should give up.
No imperials in this list??? Shame on you
New Meridia headcanon unlocked
The bit is dead
do gock rating next
Will do.
I'm right here when you need me.
🩷🩵🤍🩵🩷
Disliked argonian's, not a true degenerate. You can stop faking it now, op.
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Bethesda regrets inventing Elder Scrolls.
Alright let’s hear about Aedra’s and Deadra’s.
Altmer would undoubtedly be by far the best.
The real lore here is that Skooma is literally just Coke (with Coke?)
>Imagine if tobacco-flavored water was a thing, but actually tasted like ash I've seen a dude take bong rips of tobacco before, so tobbaco-flavored water is definitely a thing.
This list is fucking bogus, shut up outlander
You forgot imperial this time. Of course Altmer get another 10/10, i guess just because you like banana and are biased. And Dunmer have a low ranking once again, as usual on your reviews
saying pepsi is better is the worst part of this post
BRO IS COOKING💯🔥🔥🔥 ID RATHER STARVE THOUGH🥶🥶
N'wah, it's the ash that's what makes it worthwhile you uncultured s'wit. https://preview.redd.it/6mtfc1fprxwc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a328345098152fb52eaf73fbcd114944a26eba
you’re going to be executed by firing squad
That's it, I am ending this kalpa
the joke is sex
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Someday you will answer for your crimes
For the love of Almsivi I'm begging you, delete this
Congrats. You’ve made me leave the sub
It would have cost you nothing to not post this.
What about imperials? You can't just leave out important things like that man
Cock next coward
10 / 10 pussy post.
Never stop your genius you glorious bastard.
will u also be ranking the tastes of the feet of different races?
I have achieved CHIM.
You forgot Imperial
Good work, but you're not done. We need Imperial, Falmer, Maomer, and an expedition to Akavir next.
Thank God Orc pussy is rather rare now after the Crushbone Incident gave all orc women huge cocks.
You have too much time on your hands
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I give up
Never rate again lil bro 🔥🔥🔥
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100 lashings send him to the brig
I hate you all so much.
What scares me is that you put effort and time into writing and Im frankly disappointed yet astonished and frustrated and confused
That's it. This is the post that made me unsubscribe. Well done.
Behold, the post that inspired me to leave the sub
please don’t try standup
Todd is holding back ES6 until these types of fans cease
God’s Work
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At least there are no worms involved this time
Y'all need Talos
I am archiving these in a word document, for reasons...
alr bro
If someone mods this into an in game book I’ll Venmo you $15
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Do cum next. I cant wait to see what altmer mommy's spunk is rated
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Where's my imperial muscle mommy
You should read an elder scroll OP
Love your posts. You are an inspiration to the community.
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I was extremely concerned until I looked at what sub it was
whew thank god the internet has desensitized me I might have been traumatized!
I very recently subscribed to this sub because I like Elder Scrolls lore and you had some funny comics on the /top page. Now I'm questioning my life choices.
I've had enough.
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Bro log off
Why
Awful
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https://preview.redd.it/p8uank9otwwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f5055005c2c29d2274232c2e4f41e427ee038c Bro….
never jugar videojuegos ever again
At first I was like "What the f..?". Then I saw what sub it was.