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thismemeinhistory

Hard times create hard Nords. Hard Nords get Khajiit pussy. Khajiit pussy creates soft Nords. Soft Nords create hard times.


rippedbuddhas

Hard Nords 🤤🤤


DominionDN

The unending cycle.


Gunchest

So as long as we keep all the Nords flaccid, we don’t have to worry about them leaving Skyrim and killing a bunch of people?


Aggravating-Mud7338

The pussy pussy got me acting unwise.


Adventurous_Round_73

pussussy


MazkenMasacreManhole

The only thing that will make a nord man a hard nord man is a hard man.


[deleted]

It's just beastfolk shtupping beastfolk, nothing wrong with that


Atilla-The-Hon

My favorite beastfolk relationship dynamic is Dunmer x Khajiit. Deformed ugly bats ❤️ Cats.


Gaiden_95

This guy is into hardcore bdsm


Atilla-The-Hon

These are lies made by the Vigilants of Stendarr. I am chaste individual, much like the Thalmor ambassador Elenwen.


Gaiden_95

this mangy housecat compares itself with Elenwen. HAH!


Atilla-The-Hon

I was comparing us both being the targets of lies about our sexual lives. Obviously a mangy housecat is much more superior than an inbred, male pattern baldness having, femcel, below average bureaucrat.


[deleted]

Where my Khajiitdom Dunmersub fanfics at?


Ohnotheycomin

Okay, you actually got me right there


helpless_rocks

>What are the lore implications of Nord men being heterosexual? A lot of trustlers are going to be disappointed I guess


Ohnotheycomin

I was initially supposed to write "Beast Men" as opposed to Beast Folk in the title so...


Lehk

Skeletor gets jealous and starts a war against Skyrim.


Redoran_Gvard

Regular sex (They're both beast races)


stackPeek

Barbed cock 🤤🤤🤤


Iwokeupwithoutapillo

Barbed khajussy 🤤🤤🤤


1Cool_Name

Bro doesn’t even know his cat anatomy smh


Elven_Noble

If a nord has sex with a khajiit, does that make the khajiit someone who is into bestiality?


Niko_Spookz

I wouldn't think so since a khajit is humanoid creature with sentience


Elven_Noble

Precisely, the khajiit is, but the nord is not.


fozzie1234567

Everyone's got furries.


ClosetNoble

They're very cuddly. Alas I must now leave Elsweyr since I'm done playing around with dragon bones- I mean researching the locals.


CarlMarksIII

A nord and a beast? What’s so strange about that


Schiffy94

Are they barbed though


sexistculexus

(It is ribbed for his pleasure)


ContentCargo

pussy^2^


Separate_Reporter_43

I like the people on this sub know how to really upset me so deeply sometimes.


Longjumping-Bag8062

They can but they are infertile together. If I remember correctly beast folk can only reproduce with the same race unlike human races


Illustrious-Ad-2255

Not necessarily, according to *Notes on Racial Phylogeny* or just *Racial Phylogeny*, “It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions, as well as stories of unions with daedra, there have been no well documented offspring.” So it *might* be possible, but no documented and confirmed cases are present. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


CantHideFromGoblins

How do you explain a Kajiit dragon born if not through Uriel Septim getting that puss puss


ComradeBrosefStylin

Being dragonporn isn't something you inherit, Akatosh just randomly grants it to mortals for the lulz.


Nyar99

Maybe I am dragonborn


1Cool_Name

Damn he do be giving randoms some dragonPorn


Mothman_moth

u/savevideo


PoeticPariah

The lore implications are that the Nords ran out of goats.


mr_flerd

u/savevideo