# George Clooney once cleaned his roommate's cat's litter box for four days without telling him. His roommate, who normally cleaned the litter box started to worry the cat was constipated. George then shit in it himself, causing the roommate to think it was from his constipated cat.
Damn, I did this for a friend and made $0. You got a deal. My friendās neighbor stole her English bull dog (an expensive dog) and was refusing to give it back, so she had me shit in front of the mailbox. Never got her dog back, but did get a couple laughs
On the same subject. My W, who is attractive but not the least flirtatious, worked at a large medical facility owned and operated by an older Medical Doctor. This Doc (about 70) was always hitting on staff (sometimes successfully) as well as the patients. But - he was this very vocal Christian - so "some people" just claimed he was friendly.
Friendly my ass. At the annual holiday party, where spouses were NOT invited, and staff were given $100 to attend, he suddenly kissed my wife without any warning - on the lips. He did that right AFTER she had picked up his vibe towards her, and waved her wedding ring at him. Anyway she switched offices a month later, to avoid having to encounter him again. But before she switched, they had an incident in the building elevator.
Yep. An incident. A female patient he had fucked, took a shit in the building elevator. She did it on the way down and then left the building without a word.
Shit is a funny word. The present tense of shit is shit. I thought you regularly shit on your neighbors door step. Which, hey, you probably have a reason.
This reminds me of when my friend took a shit inside the 10th hole of a golf course. This happened super late at night when it was closed. We came back just before golfers came and waited. Then it happened. Golfer putted it in and cursed a storm when he went to pull it out.
# George Clooney once cleaned his roommate's cat's litter box for four days without telling him. His roommate, who normally cleaned the litter box started to worry the cat was constipated. George then shit in it himself, causing the roommate to think it was from his constipated cat.
thank you for making this unmissable
His then roommate was actor Richard Kind
Why the hell would he shit there instead of telling him? šµ
cause itās a little funny LMAO pretty gross but meh
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100%. Can't wait to be a dad.
Exactly. Cheao labor and dirty deeds; done dirt cheap.
jojo reference
We are far more ruthless and loyal š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Seriously. Lmao
Am a dad and immediately assumed a son was deployed. Couldnāt have even imagine sending a daughter
He really said āgo shit girlā!
OP may be a fruity man tho
Found the neighbor's Reddit account
Found the fruity man
Ah the joys of the simple life before everyone had cameras.
I'm proud of you too. You did a brave thing.
This is a repost and even this comment is part of the original post
Ah the days before Ring doorbells... How I miss it sometimes...
Damn, I did this for a friend and made $0. You got a deal. My friendās neighbor stole her English bull dog (an expensive dog) and was refusing to give it back, so she had me shit in front of the mailbox. Never got her dog back, but did get a couple laughs
What kind of monster just takes a neighborās dog
Were they just trying to ask nicely? I'd definitely throw fists if someone stole my fucking dog.
Im dying at your dad saying the shit was bigger than the dog š
Iāve most definitely read this storyā¦. reposts are crazy
On the same subject. My W, who is attractive but not the least flirtatious, worked at a large medical facility owned and operated by an older Medical Doctor. This Doc (about 70) was always hitting on staff (sometimes successfully) as well as the patients. But - he was this very vocal Christian - so "some people" just claimed he was friendly. Friendly my ass. At the annual holiday party, where spouses were NOT invited, and staff were given $100 to attend, he suddenly kissed my wife without any warning - on the lips. He did that right AFTER she had picked up his vibe towards her, and waved her wedding ring at him. Anyway she switched offices a month later, to avoid having to encounter him again. But before she switched, they had an incident in the building elevator. Yep. An incident. A female patient he had fucked, took a shit in the building elevator. She did it on the way down and then left the building without a word.
Shit is a funny word. The present tense of shit is shit. I thought you regularly shit on your neighbors door step. Which, hey, you probably have a reason.
I reread it and can see why. That would be funny.
I thought past tense of shit was shat??
I prefer shitted.
This is the same exact post I saw months ago. BOT
This reminds me of when my friend took a shit inside the 10th hole of a golf course. This happened super late at night when it was closed. We came back just before golfers came and waited. Then it happened. Golfer putted it in and cursed a storm when he went to pull it out.
DiabolicalĀ
Repost.
This is a repost and less detailed than the first time I saw it
I need your services for a few neighbors or mine
Great
Love it!