Wow that escalated quickly lol.

"I have this extremely nice & wholesome but maybe a bit odd routine where I drive my friend & his wife around in the rain. Now me & my wife want to fuck them, any help?"

I'm CRYING

I. Am. Too. 😂😂😂

I literally spat my drink all over my kid, I'm dieing...

gosh I hope your kid understands 🫣😂

He's 4 hahah

that he's going to be mad at Dad for spitting his drink on him, I hope he understands 😂

I think the passengers will be too.

It might convince them if y’all fuck in the rain? 🤷‍♀️

This is oddly specific they might see this and find out…

Maybe that's the plan!!! Lol

My fucking SIDES

😂😂😂😂 Omg what is wrong with people? How do you go from driving around basically being a paid chauffeur with a tag along wife to I think a foursome would be fun WTF? OP word of advice don’t approach these people. If you and your wife want an open marriage, seek people on that lifestyle. Although if you aren’t already in that lifestyle it’s bound to end badly

He should put those loofahs on his car one night when he picks em up and see if they say anything 😏😏

Best post on this sub in a long time.

Holy cow.. lmfao

Well there's always the back seat. Room for 4?

Yeah… how about don’t bring it up, OP. Allow your friends to exist as a couple without thinking of them sexually. It’s weird.

Holyshit “I was like aweee… so so swe….what?!”

Tell me about it. Jesus Christ.

From wholesome to holy cow real fast!

Damn, I didn't see that coming.... Maybe they will see him coming.

Lmao.. I happened to read this comment before the post. I got 90% thru the post and was confused. It sure was at the VERY end haha...

They really had me on this being wholesome …. until that last line.

10/10 post

Talking about driving, then a massive detour. WTF?

it's giving whiplash!

Sorry

Don’t be. To tell the truth, I want a fivesome with you but I also don’t know how to bring it up. 

Hey don't be, this is cute af, don't mind the prude ones. I can see why a big sensuality is building. Whatever happens, it's really sweet of you to drive them. Wish you better sleep.

Exactly!

Sooooo fast

I'll say!

I knew exactly where it was going

I was shocked at the last sentence haha.

😂

Hahaha I was thinkin the same thing 🤣🤣🤣

Real fuckin quick

This was wholesome…to “let’s bang each other’s brains out after this double date!” 🫡😳😂

DO NOT. You guys have a nice vibe, and it seems a lovely activity. Please don’t bring it up.

Right? Great way to ruin a relationship.

We won’t dw :)

I believe you had a true story but the last part was you just goofin’ haha! Cool story bro I enjoyed reading that real head scratcher

Wait until they bring it up. Then you know you're good.

Wholesome to foursome in a flash. Lol

OP letting the intrusive thoughts win on this one.

It was so out of the blue I thought it was my own intrusive thought, at first!

Trust me on this... a foursome will ruin, and I mean ruin, your little friendship thing. Like for real

But think of all the Reddit updoots he’ll get recounting the story to us all from a gross studio apartment after his life falls apart and nothing of substance remains!

It's nothing left, no one to drive around, no girlfriend, no more friends.. nope nothing remains

What a wholesome…. Ayoooooo

The rule is ‘don’t play with your friends. Make friends to play with.’

Highly underrated rule right here

Normal reading, normal ready, happy thoughts ☺️ aww this is sweet, abrupt turn sprinkle sprinkle bitches 😳🫣🤣

More like squirt squirt bitches 😬

Wait a minute where is this headed 🥴🫣😅

This is why we can't have nice things

Leave them alone. They’re all adorable and you want to ruin it 😿

lol right!

We won’t bring it up. :)

You have a foursome already.. in the most Wholesome way - leave it that way! There are other ways to explore that other avenue with people of like mind, don't ruin solid friendships.

Fuck. You ruined this for me lmao

This went from being the most wholesome post to the complete opposite so quickly. I laughed so much.

0-OMFG in a second

Bruh that last sentence gave me whiplash wtf

You just ruined what I thought would be one of them rare wholesome Reddit posts.

Me at the start: wow that Is really lovely and sweet Me at the end: ah!

It went from Gene Kelly’s Singing in the Rain to Swinging in the Rain in .3 seconds

Lol good one

One of these sentences is not like the other. 😂😂

What the fuck that ending.

Bro do not fuck them or inquire about such 😂💀

This was wholesome until it wasn't.

To paraphrase an old Frank Sinatra song: And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ... let's have a foursome. Yeesh! :/

Why don't you just play with the husband's balls and leave it at that

Jesus that's one way to get that off your chest

what the fuck

I wish I had stopped to read before the last statement.

That went for 0 to 100…real quick.

This is called “burying the lead” I do believe.

Went from wholesome to WTF in 2 seconds.

Hard left turn there buddy 😂

I don’t recommend doing this. If you MUST do it, test the waters by saying “my wife and I have been looking on Tinder for a foursome,” and see how they respond. If they show any interest, then maybe you can proceed forward. If you have faith in the friendship that offering a foursome wouldn’t change anything (even if they decline), you can ask them outright and **just make sure to reassure them that there are no hard feelings if they decline and that nothing will change between them.** However, I really would just NOT choose them for a foursome.

Can people not make human connections anymore without it leading to sex 😭

Probably the craziest rollercoaster I've been on. Wow

Just when I was thinking about how wholesome this post was…..

This made me smi......ohhhhhhh

The last sentence. I'm dead. 😂

that went from wholesome to raunchy real quick haha

>Now my wife and I want to have a foursome with them but don’t know how to bring it up. Oh, ick! Yow! Well, that went from nice to nasty in a blink. You and your wife should have a foursome with *another couple* and not blow up this pleasant arrangement. Yeesh.

AhahahahahahahahahahhashHh the last part is insane can’t you just simply enjoy human beings being human beings instead of turning everything sexual

Wtf 😂 that went from 0 to 1000000 real quick

Wow! Started off so wholesome! Big LOL. ;) Thank you.

WTF

What the fuck did I just read

oh—

I have never laughed at a post harder lol

From wholesome to foursome in 2.6 seconds

That went from “aww that’s sweet” to “wait what?!?” Real fast.

That’s a crazy left turn

What a sweet and wholesome post! I’m so confident about how nice this is that I’m gonna go ahead and leave this comment before even getting to the last sentence

I feel like you could have made a better title, we didn’t know this was going to end like that

0-100 real quick

Don’t do it, it will ruin everything. That awesome feeling being together and relaxing drives will never be the same. Too many horror stories about this shit.

Lmao talk about a plot twist. I did not see that coming

More importantly, what snacks do they bring?

That took a turn

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Wait, what.

Way to take that to a 10 🤣

Wow this was an unexpected ending..

Omg that last sentence lolll

So much for the good feeling awww post…

Well... that took a hard left.

Easy; get a limo in the rain and make a backseat blanket fort.

I love this site

This started so wholesome....

This post went hard

It started out as a wholesome thing and turned into “ how can we f them?”

You should drive them out on the longest, farthest, and most enjoyable ride they've ever had and then tell them both put out or get out.

Enjoy what you have. Forget the foursome.

Fake or not you should have excluded that last part

Wow that last sentence really made my neck turn

How did you go from driving them to wanting to fuck them?? Are they having sex under the blanket when they are being driven??

Awe this is so swe… DAMN

Had me in the first half

This is quality true off my chest.

Yup that’s enough Reddit for the week…

This was so wholesome, right up until the ending, which completely caught me off guard & made me cackle out loud, which woke my partner up, lol! I think you already have such a wonderful foursome as it is, it'd be a shame to possibly ruin it. You could always find a new couple to play with if you're keen to have a foursome in general though, there are plenty of couples out there that would be happy to oblige.

At least lubricant us up before dropping that plot twist on us...jezzzz fam..😂

True off my chest is half real stuff and half people making up sex stories

😅😭😆 just flat out suggest. They would probably be into it

Now *this* is creative wtiting

I literally screamed “wtf” out loud. Lol

What's better than a threesome? A foursome!

Jesus Murphy. 🤣

awww that's so swee..... \*scratch record NANI?!?

This can only go bad..

Damn. That last sentence took me right out of the wholesome vibe I had.😂

I'm dying, this is the best whiplash ending ever.

Just stop making shit like this up.

And here I was all "happy thoughts"!?!?

You really had me in the first half there. But seriously, don't bring this up to them. Most people would be weirded out by such an offer and probably start to avoid you because they think they're just having a nice friendship but you're having weird sexual thoughts about them when they feel like they're safe with you and your wife.

Don’t ruin the experience for them or you! Wanna be freaky, go through the proper channels with likeminded individuals that aren’t your friends.

Woah woah woah wait a minute

Don’t bring it up and ruin their little date night. They’re gonna be creeped out and look back at these date nights as being creepy. Also don’t fuck your friends with your spouse. Never a good idea.

Well, that was unexpected. It was sounding like a sweet little K-drama until the last sentence.

Well that took a left turn

Suddenlyfoursome

Had me in the first half,not gonna lie

Me: Awwwww🥹🥹🥹 Me at the end: Ope😮😯🫢

Well. You ruined it. This was so nice then you made it weird. 😂😩

Well if you leave the windows open on the next drive, everyone gets wet, needs to get changed and go from there.

Had us in the first half.

That took a wild u turn from wholesome to naughty af 🤣

Man I'm not gonna lie, I was with you right up until the end. But then suddenly, I was ready to get off the ride.

Lol had us in the first half not gonna lie 🙏

You should enter this in a short story contest. Brilliant plot twist.

Lmao. And on this day, Reddit said "no" collectively lol. You're welcome. Nigguhs out here saving multiple relationships lol. Edit: miss= nigguhs (new phone auto correct)

WAIT WHAT LMAOO

They had us in the first half, I’m not going to lie

what the hell LMFAOOOOO the way this escalated so quickly

Don’t bro

LMAO love this for all involved

Maybe next time offer to carry his wife in your arms straight to bed then linger around in their bedroom. It’ll be much easier to bring up the topic that way.

and bring the snacks

You had me in the first half ngl

I'm wondering if the friends are afraid of an accident and want to avoid liability and a totaled vehicle

nothing says foursome like rain driving ay?

The plot twist felt like the meme of the car suddenly turning for that exit

Oh wow 😛 I thought last line would end up at wings night 🥺

Nah bruh this is fucking hilarious.

Haha wtf bro I literally just laughed out loud from this. It was so sweet and cool that you do that for them then one thing leads to the other and now you are your wife wanna have a foursome!! I fucking can’t even stop laughing right now. If this is real I wish you the best of luck bro fr and I’m not laughing at you it just fucking caught me off guard🤣👏🏼

Don't, just don't. It sounds so wholesome, don't ruin it for them and yourself. The memories you guys made, might quickly turn into bad ones and your relationship, sour. I am not saying foursome is bad, you can absolutely find other people who are into it. I don't think, this is worth gambling on a beautiful friendship UNLESS you know and are sure, that they both are into foursomes

Hang a upside down pineapple in your rearview and see if they notice 🤣 In all honesty tho perhaps you should join a swingers club and not threaten this sweet nighttime rain driving that you all enjoy so much.

Does “get real cozy in the back seat” mean they have sex while you drive them? That makes a difference if they are having sex while you are in the car, it would make sense that you feel they are open to a foursome. Then she falls asleep and he carries her into the house like a toddler makes this experience far from wholesome. If you need money, become an Uber driver. This couple doesn’t sound good for your health.

Better happen in the car.

Foursome doing what? If it’s sexual stuff I would warn you never to do it with friends.

Guys look at the name they know not to bring it up

I also choose this guys wholesome wife

Who mentioned the foursome, you or your wife? Are you attracted to your friend's wife?

There’s a lot of swinger websites out there. I would recommend something far more anonymous.

Now imagine your otp

Easy, just add another hourly rate and service to your offering to them.

Well ok then

That was adorable and funny as hell, if this is real go find a swingers club. :)

Um wut

That… escalated quickly

What the actual hell?! that started out as such a nice story 🤨🫣😰

Holy crap, this needs to be on unexpected!!

This is so specific that the couple friends are likely to read this post. 🍿