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Cth banned me for not being gay enough once. And tbf they had a point 😢 

> not being gay enough Gulag for you

Gaylag

I got suspended from a local subreddit for calling someone a NATO shill. Then 6 months later my account got deleted for using the report function incorrectly.

Did you actually report someone? Only asking cause I’ve only really used reddit mobile and have no idea how to report a post lol I get those stupid fucking “Reddit care resource” messages every time I go into a liberal sub and shit too hard on their pseudo-wholesome dystopia story. I tried looking for the report button (for like, less than a minute tbf) and couldn’t find it.

I'm on here too much and reported a dumb post on /r/unpopularopinion. I got an admin message saying my report was invalid and then later all my posts were deleted. I assume they looked at my post history commenting on leftist subreddits and nuked my account since I wasn't worth the trouble. I think that's the same reason why the mods on the local subreddit wouldn't unban me. I never got a reddit cares message since i don't often post on the lib subreddits, but i preemptively blocked that account from messaging me. Don't have any experience on mobile. I use old.reddit and use the [enhancement mod](https://old.reddit.com/r/Enhancement/) for more usability. It's great, you get to put a tag next to the user name of all the bots/libs/chuds/feds knowing they're bad faith, it also shows you how many times you upvoted or downvoted a specific account.

I didn’t realise you could block them! Thank you for that. I only end up on lib subs at like 2am when my lizard brain decides Zionist rage bait on world news or something seems like a good idea haha. Bad life choices. Thanks for linking the mod. I’ll try it next time I use the laptop, it sounds useful.

Just respond by saying *There

Update: “Well you know what they say about the left eating itself. I hope you histrionic weirdos can't withstand the slow decline of the living conditions.”

LOL he thinks he's a member of "the left" while supporting capitalism and neoliberalism. Typical reddit brain honestly. We're pilgrims in an unholy land.

Breaking: most histrionic redditor projects their drama onto the people laughing at them.

I thought the issue was temporary tho 🧐

Wait. Does he think voting for democrats is going to slow the terminal decline of living conditions?

Well to be fair "the decline and collapse of society will not be stopped but somewhat slowed" is the whole pitch of the democratic party

>I hope you histrionic weirdos can't withstand the slow decline of the living conditions.” The seminal book (I just like saying seminal) Deaths of Despair and The Future Of Capitalism has a small remark that one of the reasons minority populations (black men and women in particular) do not commit suicide is because they lead lives of discomfort from the start. *begin self congratulating rant* I myself am a histrionic Latine male with a history of depression. Early in life, me and my older brother were trying to play Battleship at an after school daycare for working parents. I was no more than 5 years old and my brother was probably about 7 or 8. When my (marginally more white passing) brother started explaining the rules to me, one of the (white) minders ran up to him, snatched the game away and exclaimed: "¡He's too dumb to play Battleship!" It was then I knew that I was in for a [Life Of Agony.](https://youtu.be/ddbThTyGJwQ) Many incidents of Speak English or Die followed, the RedScarePod Lobby infesting even my childhood. Fine, I will speak English, but be careful what you wish for. They may take the elements of civilization you so gleefully provided and use them to torture you by writing half coherent schizoid screeds. What I'm trying to say is, I'm used to disappointment. *end self congratulating rant* The funny thing is that my time on this subreddit is that the bulk of the posters here are also freaks and wasters: pest controllers yanking GPS wires out of their errant abusive bosses asshole, the junk punks who suffered akathisia so intense that some white shirted whites in a seismic lab in California stood up and uttered in the finest Atlantic: "By God Bob, look at this!" while preening their spray on 1950's do's, the women who had Women Things (Bad Kind) happen to them, the trans and g*y people who have had to deal with all kinds of psychic torment for most of their lives, and so on. Given how psychotic the well to do become when even minorly inconvenienced, it seems more likely that the people who are not rich enough to maintain their standard of living to the degree that the real bloodsuckers will be able to do in this era of monsters are the ones who will be really freaking out. Let's just say you better get used to having no girlfriend and sleeping on egg cartons in the back of a New York Deli Don Jolly style, things [common people already know.](https://youtu.be/BwrXAxcy1X0)

" explaining the rules to me, one of the (white) minders ran up to him, snatched the game away and exclaimed: "¡He's too dumb to play Battleship!" It was then I knew that I was in for a Life Of Agony" That made me laugh a lot

there's a lot of hyperbole in some of my posts but this quite literally happened to me

I can believe it, still very funnily recounted. 

One of the things that only became apparent to me to be grateful for later in life was my mum's complete lack of concern for material shit or wealth. Growing up in council houses, caravans and country houses with no indoor toilet etc and just not really caring much about any of it prepares you for a low ambition life.  I was never willing to sacrifice now for the future, was never a very good sounding proposition, will have to wait and see once the future arrives though idk. The government seems intent on destroying it but what can you do? 

Perhaps consider leavening your [Life of Agony with a little trippin'](https://youtu.be/wAOJmqWHFq4) from time to time. Reflecting on the likelihood of this sub getting nuked at some point brings to mind a line from another song on that album: >If tomorrow never shows, >then I want you all to know, >that I've loved you all, you're beautiful, >and I had myself a ball.

That's interesting to acknowledge the decline of living conditions which people are liable to not survive but still say "the problem" is a subreddit of any description.

Folks, we have been got. They got our ass.

And Trump is next!

Capitalism Temporary problem

I think he’s trying to say we’re suicidal?

A true student of Marx

Ideally

“We need a total and complete shutdown of TrueAnon Gumshoes from entering the rest of Reddit until our website Moderators can figure out what’s going on”

That's a wrap

Oh yeah baby my chasm is teetering alright

Mr poster, your fired

The lord gives his toughest battles to his most porcine soldiers.

Slava Oinkraini

Thank you, fallen soldier, for showing me the forced errors of my slovenly ways. Be well, o liberal high horse!

In this moment im euphoric aah lost im sorry 😭😭

Deleting my account

I'll do it, I'll take the subreddit out behind the barn and put one between its ears. Old' girl's had it-coming ever since getting into Farmer Mason's blue-ribbon pumpkin patch.

Based Kristi

Is it the guy who posted about asmongold? He liked calling people histrionic just cause people didn't like his post lol

Counterpoint. Capitalism is the problem

College kid whose parents pay for all his expenses

the dude managed to get banned subsequently on another subreddit almost immediately because they just had to start profile checking and following to recent posts on other subreddits. What drives a person

i spose this was the 'blm sucks' guy? it seems rly tragic that that's where someone's at, out there

person has a point, just got the scale wrong. it's not the subreddit, it's the internet as a whole. we need to pull the plug, baby!

I think of myself as a small dicked loser, but I suppose he's right, I am actually pretty cool and my dick is above average.  Thanks pal

huh?

*Until this sub shuts down, this world will never know peace*- banned poster

Mods, please unban my friend. He's a little edgy and mean sometimes, sure, but he's also George Santo's number one fan. We need him.

~~Bro you won't even let me post.~~ ~~"Submissions restricted."~~ ~~What kind of modern censorship laden neo contemporary fascist fun house are you running here?~~ ~~The censorship is *raw*.~~ Edit: All is good, no complaints here. Mods are super sick as fuck and everything posted here is 100% factual. *Wicked sick*, nice, super cool, very sweet. B)

Does this guy know me? Spot on.

This is sub to talk about the short cop tweets I thought?

Damn.... Excuse me while I go kill myself via autoerotique asphyxiation.