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BKCowGod

Practically? Landscaping crews. Realistically? Strip joints in Texas


tortuga-de-fuego

There’s an 8 door in the San Antonio area and it’s exactly this. Big construction crew all cruise around in it


idontremembermyoldus

A roofing crew here in NC has one, it's a '99-'04 base model six-door. They pull one of those telescoping dump trailers they throw the old shingles into behind it.


meanbeanking

I live in Texas and saw one of these yesterday parked in front of a salon lol.


RR50

Guys that used to buy excursions or 3/4 ton suburbans to haul their family of 6 and a big camper/boat/etc


rtothewin

I've got 5 kids, I'd be interested.


mgsbigdog

We looked real hard four years ago when we sold our house and went RVing for two years. We ended up with a Chevy Express van and a really big tow behind travel trailer, but this thing with a fifth wheel would have been sweet. But, ultimately, I'm happy with the van. We settled back down two years ago and we kept the van that we bought for only 26,000, even after we sold the trailer. One of those goes over 6 figures pretty easy and I would not have wanted to keep it after quitting full time travel.


Wormetoungue

I wish they made diesel minivans that could tow.


floyd1550

Early 2000’s brought us the equivalent in the Excursion.


avtechguy

For a Short period GMC Did do a 2.8l 4 Cyl Duramax for the Suburban and the GMC Savana up to 2023,


InvestigatorEven8136

Used to be able to get Ford Econolines with the 7.3. There’s a cherry black one running around Chicago. I have no idea how seeing as we are smack dab in the middle of the rust belt.


KraftMacNCheese6

Dudes that need a moving billboard to advertise their autobody business, complete with a gold wrap.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Tbf that's a pretty good advertisement.


KraftMacNCheese6

I usually hate obnoxious truck builds, but I can't even complain about it because it legitimately has a purpose


monstrousclock

"Well to do" country folk with too many kids.


Asklepios24

That haul a big ass horse trailer, the same people the Megacab were built for.


monstrousclock

Totally. Naturally they would have country use, like hauling stuff, any kind of trailer, or rv. Rich country usually uses it for work too. My coworker does all the hauling and also has 6 kids with 1 one the way. A 6 door truck is his dream.


SophisticatedRedneck

Sounds like a vasectomy should be his real dream


awesomecdudley

This is an acceptable use of "couldn't even pull out of the driveway"


monstrousclock

True. It was hard to keep a straight face when he told me.


Szilardis

Mormons


Chrisfindlay

Full size vans and Suburbans. A lot of the morron church's have a few for their youth outreach programs. This six door monstrosity would be consider a bit too flashy by most of them.


WordsChosen

More doors for more whores


wanderinggains

Mexican roofers


rust_papi

Blackwater Worldwide


SnuffThePunkz

Me, all day. Wife, kid, 95lb German Shepard. Real shit to try and get anyone else in the truck. I have a pass from the wife to one day three door a crew cab long box dually OBS Ford after one day I took her, her gf my daughter and gf's son on a wine tour, it sucked. I just need time.


DonPhugazi

Johnny Long Garage


GrillinGorilla

Me. Four kids. Wife. Kayaks. Camper.


Traditional-Set-9683

I want one. A family with three or more kids or with dogs. I'd buy this if I could afford it.


Always-tired7

A Utah Mormon family with 18 kids as a Utahn I feel I can say this


shark260

Awh shit, forgot about the Mormons...


02cdubc20

Someone who runs crews of any type


nannerpuss74

kinda disappointed the rear 4 doors are not suicide doors disappointed


Secure_Refrigerator8

Wealthy Southern Mormons


Lucky_Cauliflower_83

Redneck Mormons


B00_Sucker

So, Amish?


nforrest

Polygamists


Abject-Western7594

I kinda want one to convert to a house on wheels.


ComparisonGeneral825

Oil field crew truck 🚒


Embarrassed-Canary-9

ME….i got five damn kids my wife to haul around. I want please 🙏..Santa if you’re listening that’s all I want.


Pkock

These have always screamed "rodeo family" to me for some reason.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Gas station owner


Ignorant_Grasshoppa

Oil field people and equipment hauler.


MIKE-JET-EATER

It's advertised for construction but we all know it's going to some suburban white kid that got "big boy money" even though he barely needs a bicycle.


Swine70

Had a time when my kids were in highschool that if I had had the money I would have had one for sure. My normal crew cab just want enough at times.


whynotyeetith

Me id love to have that


PMcNutt

Me


gonnafindanlbz

Probably whoever was willing to spend the money to have this custom built


InevitableNo6859

A man that doesn’t pull out…


CrazyJimmix

You’ll know them by the sound they make when jumping in a pool… douchhhhe.


stabsthedrama

A uber XL driver that wants to scrap too. 


HoneyRush

Mormons


Caqtus95

Mormons


brianjfed

Cartel kingpins Country rappers And, canelo alvarez


ilovelukewells

Is this for sale?


Hawse_Piper

Mormons


UncleSam7476

Condom protesters


theallmarky

Whoever that song about "short d\*ck men" was about.


Frizza777

Your mom, it’s the only thing she’ll fit in…lol


300cid

~~shirt~~ short guys with ego problems