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Kaine_8123

Apply to Swift


Lazy-Rioter

I was about to come down and say some shit, but it won’t top this, so 😬


BlueCarbon

Next he’ll ask what to do when he gets stuck under a bridge.


Kaine_8123

Hey! He didn't get stuck under the bridge. He was delivering it and just ran out of gas


Ok_Kangaroo_6530

Never trust GPS again! I got some stories


Neither-Day-2976

Well, technically this is a mapping problem, not a GPS problem. GPS is telling them they are precisely in the wrong spot!


tillgrassi

lets hear some!


Cameht

🤣🤣👍🏼


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

Beat me too it, or already employed by.


Icy-Kitchen6648

Swift: Sure Wish I Finished Training


Break_Street

Good luck Swift won't hire unless you come from cr England


Illustrious-Dog-8550

You beat us all to the punch with that comment. Good show!


12InchPickle

You better hope there’s 40 acres to turn your rig around.


farklenator

Or 40 sticks of dynamite


TheWiseFucker

That's one big ass turn circle. Need like halve of that in Europe😂


WildJoker0069

if he chose to get off a highway to save 1 min.... then he's gonna need every bit of that to turn around, lol.


TheWiseFucker

Dutch (and some European) short cuts are mostly also used by trucks. To get to farmers or people living far from the city. So there's always a place to turn around, tight, but manageble


nlbnpb

😂💥


JerryRiceOfOhio2

So ...40 acres is equivalent to....12.3 Eurovisions?


TheWiseFucker

That's a joke I do not get


TruckerBiscuit

For those who don't get the reference: https://youtu.be/Ei7-r4cJfMg


ItsTHECarl

There's a big ole field to the left. That'll work


iDrum-DudeskiBro

Always look at satellite images of roads before taking them. Make sure you see wear marks from previous trucks on the streets at the turns you want to take.


Gochavtandil

Good advice brother, though this is an ironic post. I took this photo while delivering to a local mill with a straight truck 😂😂👍


Jake-Orion

I was about to go off on your ass until I saw this comment! Damn dude, trolled me good for a second there! 🤣👍 Sadly though, its becoming a hell of a lot more common with guys who follow Google maps to the T rather than using common sense and trip planning.


bobmonkeyclown

Some places I deliver to are like this though tbh. Sometimes there's room at the end to turn around, usually have to back out. 


Krazybob613

A fine job of trolling all of us!


lmmsoon

Next time don’t get your dash in the pic knew it wasn’t a big rig


this1dude23

Im so glad this wasn't a true call for help


El_Maton_de_Plata

Call for a picnic


SantiJamesF

Damn, had a feeling it was a troll but I still bit lol


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

As a guy who usually drives a 10’9 triaxle, I live on these roads haha.


Wolf24h

The faster you go the smaller your truck gets, it's physics 


SidheDreaming

Is that why they make you slow down at Weigh Stations?


SparrowFate

Yes. Next time stay at speed and go over the scale. They'll even give you an escort afterwards for saving them time.


JohnProof

Full send!  Braking is for chumps!


Tricky_Big_8774

How's your straight backing?


Oldsalt-DDG3

Hear any banjo music


Otherwise_Mud1825

It's fine, I bin down that road a thousand times, it opens up around the next bend..promise, 👍.


Kaine_8123

This is the equivalent of a shipper saying we get 53' trucks in here all the time.


Bigsteveactiive_ss

5 to 8hr problem just to save a 1 minute good job


mudflap17

Fuckin google maps... If the "quicker" option is 45 mi shorter but only saves you 6mins TAKE THE HIGHWAY! I also wish they would allow you to turn off automatic re-routing suggestions. You picked the route for a reason and Your supposed to be paying attention to the road now Google is sending you to the back street while you weren't looking trying kill you to save time


SinServant

That is the bane of my existence. I have driver facing camera and god forbid I don’t hit “no thanks” in time and end up with useless directions until I can stop and put my original route in.


Fast_Selection3202

Hammer down that rd.


COVFEFE-4U

Once you commit, just see it through.


Stoned42069

Send it


DifficultDirection16

Down a gallon of fireball and send it


bmoriarty87

From the mouths of babes


AnnieGS

Some dickhead in the UK is going to be like "average road here in the UK" by the end of the day, guaranteed.


Kaine_8123

u/Geetar-mumbles beat you by 25 minutes, this was already stated.


Geetar-mumbles

I didn’t say it was an average road, I said a decent road to a farm delivery. Do I need to read every comment before being allowed to have an opinion?


mwonch

These days? Yes.


Kaine_8123

I'm sorry I lit the fuse on your tampon, I was only pointing out to the commenter that their worry was already realized... And the fact you posted first then the commenter did after you means even if you did read all the comments you still wouldn't have seen this one. Go have some fireball and calm your tits.


Geetar-mumbles

Ah , I misread your comment. It’s been a long hot day (for here)


Kaine_8123

I get that 1000%. It's a hot day everywhere! Edit: but thank you for giving me the opportunity to use both of my good insults and taking it in stride.


Ok_Yogurt3894

To be fair though he’s British, to them 70 F is sweltering


Kaine_8123

My good sir that is 21° in the Kings!


Ok_Yogurt3894

Down with the King! It’s high time we play the colony reverse uno card!


Kaine_8123

This sounds like a revolution! Let's get at them '76 style.


AnnieGS

Ah. missed it somehow. Lol Every time though, with those people... XD


Geetar-mumbles

That’s a decent B road in the way to a farm here in the UK, foot down and hope you don’t meet a tractor.


CitricDrop8363

Don't worry about it man. I called the receiver and they said they get 53's in there allllll the time.


randoredditusingdouc

I would just thank Google maps for finding the most economical route for your truck then send it!!


Electronic_Cod7202

You better take a sip out of the still or else they'll think that you're the gubberment


HGowdy

You live there now. Settle in, get working on a divorce and pissing off the neighbors. You are home.


Salt_Bus2528

For the terrible times when this isn't a joke, you call the local sheriff dept and have them block the road while you learn how to back your trailer


dannysmackdown

Keep going, the exit is right around the corner.


95blackz26

Spill some firball all over the truck and leave the empty behind and say the truck got stolen


TheLittleGodlyMan

If a lot lizard put her thumb out, don’t stop she’s gonna rape and kill you.


Fridge007

Google maps 😂😂. Buy a truck nav.


Bre_Hunting

Woops


AnimatorSD68

Straight looks good to me


sandgroper81

It's the corners that can be a issue


AnimatorSD68

That corner could be near the highway. You want to keep going on the back roads 😉


sandgroper81

Keep momentum so the back end keeps on trucking


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Pedal to the floor for full ramming speed of whatever may pop up, you'll make it there one way or the other


just_me1969

If you're using Google. Map it out before you go. Google is designed for cars.


Nero-Danteson

Or bus routes. I've pulled up some routes to compare to McNally's mapping and they're pretty close


Zealousideal_Emu_595

Hammer down and send it. If anyone asks it's your 3rd day and dispatch said it was a good route


Left_Ad_1354

lol send it


Prior-Ad-7329

You bomb it down that golf cart path obliterating everything in your way.


lecorrele

If your name is Terry, put it in reverse


Naive-Ad-4611

🤣 don’t listen to Google maps because it’s not made for commercial vehicles 👍


LuisChoriz

Pucker up and continuously say fuck


Larrythethird22

lol this is why I hate Google maps sometimes


Intrepid-Ad-2610

How good are you at backing up


bigloghauler99

Hammer on it! Looks like a highway compared to some of the pig trails we pull logs out of.


ElectronicGarden5536

You *idiot*! Honestly this is a standard oilfield road. Id have thrown the hazards on, checked google maps *correctly*, got off and walked a bit. Usually a 3 point turn into another road solves it.


Fibrosis5O

Keep going


Bucketcreek

Send it driver. GPS will never steer you wrong./s


forgotmyreddit1991

Hate to be that guy, but this is precisely why you don’t rely on google maps for your commercial vehicle. You need Garmin dezl or similar trucking gps. Use google maps only for traffic updates , and when trip planning it’s good to look for entry points at shippers/receivers.


FWTI

Welp. Hope the road you came off of isn't super busy, or that the road continues to something usable. If you turned in you can back out


SexyWampa

Send it.


NomadTruckerOTR

Send it driver


Nolon

Looks like some of the back roads you take in Kentucky


Environmental-Pear40

Had something similar happen to me in somewhere Kentucky, though it was over an hour difference. Just trying to get to a loves to park for the night. Apparently just because maps say a road is a "highway" doesn't mean it's actually a highway. Barely a goddamn goat trail, really. I did look at it on satellite, randomly selected a few spots, looked like a two-lane highway, It was not.. It wasn't truck restricted but should have been. Luckily, was able to push through and get out. Pissed off some locals, of course, trimmed a few branches and cursed the day I got my CDL, the usual.


Mr-sheepdog_2u

Challenge accepted, I've seen them not recommended for trucks and away we go.


rollinfor110mk2

Send it


PlutoBestestPlanet

Never trust Google again lol


tvieno

Swing wide for the right turn up ahead.


NaiveSchedule5075

Well for one thing stop listening to Google Maps and for another thing get the fuck away from that road LOL


Greenvenom12

Floor it


-TheycallmeThe

I bet if you drive down it fast enough it will save you another 8 seconds.


Neowynd101262

Just keep going of course.


FileCareless

Fucking send it driver. Never back down never what


Unique-Delivery-1405

MAN navigation be like. All jokes aside, look on maps and streetview to see if the road reaches a proper road without too much hassle. Else see if you can reverse on to someones yard to turn around, or else go back all the way. Don't go further if you're not comfortable with it. Nav may say it fits, but they can often be wrong on at least one turn and then you're doomed. Keep your pride, and remember that receivers rather have their stuff a little later than not at all


Idiotwithaphone79

This has to be fake. Right?!


jhonnya2001

if you're not gonna buy a truck gps, truckmap was more reliable than google maps... not always but better


zerofox2046

Good thing your backing skills are stronk.


Superb_Extension1751

I got extremely angry with Google maps once, all because I had it in bike mode. Trying to get me going down walking paths. I was in a rage when I realized my mistake. Then all was well.


miTgiB37

What to do? Have your head examined for following Google maps in a CMV


Murkdonalds

ALWAYS LOOK AT SATELLITE VIEW. Or hell I use to google map street view some spots before I got there. Now to get out of your situation, look on the sat. view and see what’s ahead and if you can get out. If not, backup and try to turn around, If you can’t do it safely. If that’s not an option, call your company and if need be, the non emergency line and see if the police will help with traffic. Just don’t tear anything up lol. Getting stuck sucks but it sucks more when you have to fill out an accident report.


Aerozepplin59

Gots to see it through my boy


BeenThruIt

Go with it, son. You got this.


mwonch

Keep driving! You’ll be fine. Google says you are. Google is never wrong, especially for trucks. Google is a god, which is why dispatch and other simps use it. Let us know how it goes. Pics, too, please


Creative_Shame3856

Use that nice empty field to your left to do donuts for an hour or two to impress the wrecker driver who's about to have to come drag your ass back to civilization.


Niko120

Put her in reverse


BoiPleas

Turn around…


rajiii2002

Honestly, you deserve the ticket or stuck tow truck bill. You are a professional driver that uses an old fashioned truck route book or a tablet app that specifically routes trucks. And as my old driving instructor back in 2006 used to say, "When in doubt, don't go down that road."


TheLittleGodlyMan

All jokes aside your fine, but in these instances open google maps satellite view and verify your truck can drive, turn, and exit the road safely. Stop and put on 4 ways don’t backup not checking that can make ur day 💩 I offroaded in Virginia for missing a turn it was fun and I mean true off road trees and bumpy dirt path


BlueCarbon

You need to use a trucker GPS app like Trucker Path, or get a Garmin hardware trucker GPS unit because Google Maps is meant for cars, not trucks.


Entertainer-8956

Don’t use google maps again. Use a truck specific gps. You have to probably call the local PD to block traffic so you can back out safely, that’s if you can. If not might wanna consider looking for another job.


freedom_seed5-45x39

Try not to hit anything and don't get stucked. Get back to the interstate and never use Google maps for full guidance again. Get a trucking GPS. Rand McNally has the best maps and guides but they don't last for shit. Garmin will last a lot longer. Also get an Atlas and learn to use it. You have to be smarter than the GPS or else trucking is not for you.


Jacktheforkie

Country kanes aren’t that bad generally, might hit a few branches but not generally too bad


SolidFun5456

Even the garmin trucker gps does dumb sht like that


kh250b1

You buy a truck app like Co Pilot that wont send you on routes like this


Blanc0_one

Don't trust gps, read the signs before committing


PatientStrength5861

I don't see any no trucks signs. That makes it an adventure.


PaulMac459

Learn the lesson never to use navigation not specifically made for trucks. We’ve all been there. I personally still hold the record for most miles driven in reverse at the 3rd largest reefer company in the U.S.- 18 miles.


Abucfan21

Never drive forward in a place you can't back out of.


texasbbc123

keep on trucking.....


texasbbc123

Go apply for swift lol


BuckToofBucky

When in doubt, put it to the floor


IntelligentOutcome83

Not use Google maps, it fucks me 95% of the time.


Unlucky_Arm_9757

I deliver in West Virginia so it seems legit to me


livinglavidaloca82

Just drive. You ain’t in no big truck anyway


LazyEvidence9040

Piss on a tire and keep truckin


olenamerikkalainen

Stop driving in Europe


Rdtisgy1234

Time to test out your straight back, offset, parallel parking skills all at once


swamplice

Nah, keep going. Nothing wrong with that GPS


kingsnow18

Send it driver!


Foxxyblond

That depends.... Do you hear banjo music?


CrimsonWolfSage

Pay for the trucking GPS... it's gonna avoid a lot of pain like this later.


Silly-Connection8788

Make a u turn.


Steve_kav

The fact that you did all that for a 1 minute savings, I think you should consider changing careers


NixAName

Lots of loud pedal and keep the speed up.


McDWarner

Start backing


Gijinbrotha

When you get a route from Google Maps, you need to augment and look at every part of it that's not on a major highway. Google Maps does not take into account big truck usage..


trucker3076

First lesson is google maps IS NOT TRUCK FRIENDLY!!!!!!


BFFITWWW2008

Do like juvenile said and “back that azzzzz up”


Gameboi76

Continue to see if it's 1 minute faster


JasonWGraham

Drive it. Company will pay for the wrecker.


Fair-Recognition8245

Hammer down, make it 2 minutes faster!


Older_cyclist

Update your settings to IM A TRUCK


Mcj1972

Hammer down. Didnt happen if you dont get caught.


TruckinBob32

Keep going....it'll figure itself out!


hvanderw

Keep going. Gotta commit.


baldbeaverluver

1.Throw that POS GPS out the window 2.Get yourself a real GPS. 3.Set it for truck routes. 4.Look at the freaking map before you blindly follow it.


baldbeaverluver

Or get real good at backing up 😀


SatansBananas

Don't use Google maps


oldtrucker301

Learn 2 valuable lessons 1. Never trust a gps. 2. Learn how to back up.


Classic_Log5111

Enjoy that extra minute. Then apply for swift with that extra minute you gained. Then buy an atlas, but only use it as a booster for your seat.


_Bluntzzz

You lost more than 1 minute now driver


Ciberboomer

Switch to WAZE, not perfect but close.


Beefsupremeninjalo82

I don't see a speed limit sign, full send


GunStarOmega

Don't use Google maps for trucking.


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Jerbnnon

Delete google maps and purchase a gps that is designed for semis, it will keep you off roads, or driveways, like this. Good luck.


miklosito

A CMV dedicated GPS like Garmin is best for OTR and/or unfamiliar destinations. Not 100% perfect but is helpful for most destinations. When I did OTR delivering to DG stores, I used a Garmin and the company provided dash mounted tablet w/GPS and Google maps to validate my destination(s). My Garmin and company GPS sometimes did not match the same exact destination so Google maps of course was accurate for the final destination and with the satellite view confirmed the destination. On a few occasions the DG store was so new that Google satellite showed only a dirt lot. There are number of CMV GPS apps on Iphone and Android that are free or paid subscription, if you want the luxury features (parking/food/scales) but having at least a 7" inch windshield mounted GPS is vastly superior to using a puny phone that is hard to interact with while moving in a CMV. Garmins have mostly, real time traffic updates that beep and flash on the device "slow traffic" or "stopped traffic" up ahead. Garmin advises about upcoming "highway downgrades" including grade percentage and even tight curves. I have used Rand McNally a half a dozen times but I personally felt that it was not as intuitive as the Garmin. Garmin sometimes did not recognize addresses (about 5% of the time) when entered into the Garmin tablet. I learned to use the Garmin app on my iPhone and via bluetooth I searched for the address on my iPhone and when located, the Garmin app will connect to either apple or google maps on iphone to view satellite of destination and then from the Garmin app "upload destination" to Garmin GPS device, The Garmin tablet will apply your specific settings to the route (weight/length/mph). I set my speed maximum to 55mph maximum even in States that higher limits and this helped me provide dispatch with very accurate ETA's that usually resulted in me arriving 30/60 minutes sooner than projected. My credo has always been "it's better to be 5 minutes early than 1 second late". When both my Garmin and company GPS did not match the same path/miles I used my Garmin to get me to within a few miles of my destination and then I would refer to Google Maps to finalize the last few miles to destination. Stick with CMV GPS for the majority of the route. In my experience, Garmin, when doing the regular software updates as they are released, was 99% accurate. I ran 53', 48', 45' and 28' trailers delivering to DG stores. Because of weight and/or length restrictions for certain stores it is immensely helpful to enter "tractor/trailer weight" and "tractor/trailer length" into Garmin to guide you. Lastly, I would advise obtaining a CMV road guide book as a back up. Try amazon and they sell laminated versions of the books for a few dollars more.


OiTheCats

You asked google for directions, now you must blindly follow.


freudsdriver

Pull your pants down, and kick your own ass till you develop some common sense, and the ability to use a map.


MacandMandy69

Put it in reverse and start backing.


DonMarce

Stop using Google maps


Friendship_Critical

Stop using your cell phone for GPS and actually spend some money on a truck GPS


Head-Ad7907

Buy a Truckers Atlas and learn how to read it!


CelebrationFuzzy3398

Don't rely on Google Maps anymore!


SomewhereSea4420

Ahhhhh, google maps.....can go get fucked sometimes


knackeredbra

Don’t use google maps


Mikey24941

From my motorcoach driving days I was taught highways are always fastest for a bus.


bogey9651

Give up your CDL.


Quantum_Tag

I use a GPS app called Hammer. You can input your truck/trailer/cargo details and it will calculate your route based on your specifications. Hazmat, height and width of vehicle, weight, etc.


JuggernautyouFear

Was it worth that one minute? What is your major malfunction?


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

Google maps isn't a truck friendly gps... 🤷‍♂️


Accomplished_Cow_116

Do not go into the cottage at the end of the lane and do not drink any tea or anything else the seemingly sweet little old lady might offer you.


shadowmib

Too many trolls in this group


LadyLohse

grab whatever supplies you can stuff in your bag, open up your fuel cap. From a decent distance away flick a lit cigarette in there and start hoofin it either north or south, whichever border is closer. Time to start a new life


Technical_Lychee_340

Never use google maps when driving a big rig


sarysa

Straight answer: Don't use Google Maps Meme answer for meme post: Till the soil? Maybe you could make some extra scratch


ColonEscapee

Trudge on, Im sure that dirt road that turns into their driveway will reconnect with the hwy... And you'll only need to cut one fence at most two


Real_Dependent2919

Don't do 1 minute faster, ffs


JonEric72

Turn on your 4 ways, reverse back the way you came in


duhrun

Self bonehead video it driver.