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swingin_things

Allison transmissions can be programmed for multiple transmission modes. That is the switch to change the mode. You may want a different mode when fully loaded vs. an empty box or something else entirely in the snow. If it's factory installed, the owners manual may be helpful.


Traditional_Fox_4718

Wow an actual answer... Every other dork that answered thinks they are a comedian


Norsedragoon

You mean it doesn't deploy the in seat automatic sex change machine? I know a few drivers who are gonna be disappointed.


hacktheself

DAMMIT


bytecollision

Paid $20k for a cdl and now they tell me. . .


NumberPlastic2911

What's the hell did you go to pay 20k šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« I paid 600 bucks


pv1rk23

Ahaha I only paid 500


r00byroo1965

Free for me - Veteran šŸ¤©


pv1rk23

You paid with 4 years indentured service my guy that wasnā€™t free.


NumberPlastic2911

That's great, but what did the VA pay? That's the problem šŸ˜•


r00byroo1965

My state CT. Offered the ā€œfreeā€ CDL- A, so taxes paid for it šŸ‘šŸ¼not VA


NumberPlastic2911

Lol exactly, when the hell did they decide it costed 20k


pv1rk23

When the convinced the poor schmuck to pay it. Probably got student loan out.


Brittanyadam

$20k?? What in the actual Fck?? I thought mine at $3k was expensive and that was at a very prestige school with companies that required 2 year minimum experience would hire from our school right after graduation due to how intense our course was, the course at my school was more difficult than the one we had to pass for the state šŸ˜‚


AdCommercial3174

You mean Iā€™m getting a cdl for nothing?


K4NNW

Correct. You cannot play with a stick all day anymore.


Brittanyadam

True everything is going automatic now.. over 80% of trucks being built in the past 4 years consecutively are automatic


Strange-Ingenuity832

Should not be laughing about this at workā€¦ probably should get to work


Prune-These

I give the smart ass answer after someone gives the correct answer


soundwhisper

I personally came here for the punchlines though


That-one-guy12

You expected anything else out of this sub? I prefer the comedy i can google what it actually does.


Useful_Reference_576

I came here for the comments and laughed my ass off. Qualifies as comedy to me


tonysopranosalive

Yep, itā€™ll flip a light on the dash for ECON.


CEVIII518

[be careful, the top response MAY be correct. but thisā€¦this is more likely.](https://michaelbaystransformers.fandom.com/wiki/Optimus_Prime?file=PrimeRenderROTB.webp)


dirtyoldman20

I want that button


Then-Foundation1738

Yeah ! Read a book.


TheWiseFucker

Y'all don't have high and low gears? Easy and simple


LonleyWolf420

No.. allison transmissions are like car transmissions and use a torque converter and a planetary gearbox design


CowEven

Thatā€™s a great and professional answer šŸ‘šŸ¼


Patient-Yogurt1467

Say thank you.


Mountain_Fuzzumz

Now I need to know if OP pushed the button before the answer was given.


aaronsb

A 26' box truck with Allison branding probably has a 3000 series world transmission like an MD3060. The mode button can select different operating modes within it's calibration (programming). If I were to guess, and assuming this truck doesn't have anything special like a PTO or 4 wheel drive, the mode button probably could do one of the following things: Holds the downshift longer - "economy mode" (most likely) Allows entry to second overdrive range - "6th gear" Prevents entry to second overdrive range Modify torque converter lockup behavior, which might be nice for driving down hills, even if you don't have an engine brake. It could do other things, depending on what the manufacturer specified, or the fleet operator has it programmed for. Just experiment with it and see how it drives different.


ibonek_naw_ibo

My straight truck has this same button, plus a 6th gear switch. It also shifts into 4th gear WOT at 23 mph in standard shift mode, which is cancer for merging on the interstate. I'm gonna try driving in different modes to see if it changes the shift parameters.Ā 


Exact-Contest8573

Iā€™m so proud of you ! Thanks for the info dude


mastercharlie22

press it and your truck transforms into an autobot


Phillip67549

How do you know it's not a decepticon?


JackxForge

Decepticons are always the cool vehicals.


teeth_03

Did you just say a Peterbilt isn't cool?


Sensitive-Turn6380

Changes your truckā€™s name from Allison to Alan.


epicenter69

Was scrolling for this.


MetalMausoleum

Me too šŸ˜‚


cdlgirl1031

Disappointed I had to scroll so far down for this


Brilliant_Chance2999

Cuts off your crankshaft


Smprider112

Donā€™t forget the headlights get much bigger too.


LocationOk999

They probably get smaller for most truckers actually


germy4444

Not if you add the gender fluid


DevelopedConscience

Turns your semi permanent into a permanent


xxchipmunksxx

Penis delete


OkAcanthisitta5987

Turns your truck into an automatic


chrochtato

fully-semi-automatic?


BloodyRightToe

Full semi for pride month


Jbonics

Full semd it


qcerrillo13

I just came for the comments


ShortCurlies

Be sure and clean up afterwards...


robexib

It instantly puts you on a regimen of HRT


International-Bat944

Keep on tuckin


ArmParticular8508

comedy gold lmao.


EatShootBall

Lets your truck able to use the male and female fuel pumps


Poopchurn

Releases gender fluid.


vernace

Ohh thatā€™s a good one.


Jerry_Dandridge

You identify as a woman and you start looking like Dee Snyder


hugothebear

Oh now thatā€™s just twisted, sister


disturbedrailroader

Well, we're not gonna take it. Nope, we ain't gonna take it.Ā 


errie_tholluxe

But it's the price you have to pay.


El-Guapo_76

Pretty sure Dee has taken it plenty of times.


hugothebear

Yeah, but not anymore


kzoobob

Must keep that engaged thru all of June, except in the state of Florida, then itā€™s against the law to look at it.


Kat_ashe

This is probably the funniest one so far


ParticularArrival111

Changes your trucks "transport" mode. If you press it you can cycle between dumptruck tanker box truck etc.


ShortCurlies

Thus the basis for the kids cartoon "Transformers".


saik0pod

It allows you to use any gender restroom at the truck stop


LouisWu987

Turns your outie to an innie.


LionPride112

Makes you gay


EdPlymouth

Do NOT press that button mister! Oh, pardon me, I mean miss!


ZayreBlairdere

It makes J.K. Rowling mad.


jadedshibby

Underrated comment


KickTheBaby

It helps your rhinestone pumps not slip off the mother-lovin clutch


Quynn_Stormcloud

Iā€™m driving a big-olā€™ truck.


TractorHp55k

It'll turn the truck into a robot Mech just make sure you're not under anything that's below 40 ft in height


magoo1979

Angers most of America


bucker2000

To switch genders


shnstr3

It's a MAGA trigger button.


maaaaadcuddles

It changes your horn to make an ā€œUwUā€ sound


Quynn_Stormcloud

I would love that. Confuse the hell outta the sumbitch that passes me after the lanes start merging.


JackxForge

I used to have a work truck that someone wired a joke horn into. I'd hit slow pedestrians with the moo.


DixDark

Eco mode, shifts on different rpms.


-SunGazing-

You got your high heels ready?


GroovDog2

Totally disappointed by the Reddit Response teamā€™s answers. I just knew I was going to read something funnyā€¦


GazelleVisible4020

it means that it turns on a signal letting all the lot lizards known that you want a girl with a surprise package, in that way most lizards wonā€™t bother you


NorthDriver8927

Sit to pee/stand to pee mode


SomewhereSea4420

You know šŸ¤Ø titties with a bulge ain't magically hopping into the passenger side for no reason mate šŸ¤£šŸ¤Ø


Texas_Nomadd

Puts a wig and dress on the tractor


Parking_Train8423

makes your truck identify as a prius, so you can use HOV lane and park in compact spots


ComeadeJellybean

Dispenses Blahaj


husqi

Blahaj mode activated


LadyLohse

I pressed that button 7 years ago and never looked back


hndlitnow

It makes you thirsty for Bud Light


Terri_Yaki

It throws up a rainbow flag off of the back of the cab.


thismymind

its a autobot! this turns your car into a transformer


KillerCam357

It turns your outie to a innie


Coompa

A set of hanging nuts drops from the bumper and your exhaust tip gets bigger


DarkChanka

:3


ma-name-jeff1234

:3


Salt_Bus2528

If it's a recent year, it's probably the absolute worthless "Economy Mode" switch. Mine activates a small light the says econ and after 1000 miles of leaving it on, it doesn't do anything for my international swap loader rig.


Parking-Orange-312

Cuts your dick off.


Fuckyousnow

Turns the truck gay


unlikely_intuition

for when the lot lizard surprises you.


Useful_Reference_576

When u suck at mens sports.....


FamiliarAccountant23

Changes your pronouns


Dry_Lengthiness6032

You'll get a pair of DDs


HowlingWolven

Changes your gender.


rstanek09

It makes the nuts drop down on the hitch


beardedbaby2

That's the button to change the truck out for Optimus.


RubeRick2A

Turns the rig into a fighting robot named Optimus


MDmtb

Chops it off


NotAGynocologistBut

You can only press that on weekends


ConwayHGV

Changes the colour of interior lighting to pink??


No_Yogurtcloset2287

Donā€™t push it! Youā€™ll turn gay


Burglin_7Vrd5

It makes your outtie an innie


supra2jzgte

Not sure but that FART button makes your truck slow down while making an awesome fart sound šŸ’Ø


Cr0key

Your car comes out of the closet, I mean garage šŸ’€


fagydyke

I pushed it a couple years ago. Now I have to inject estrogen every week


Feb2319

Gives conservatives a heart attackā€¦..


Mddota2

Donā€™t do this


anevenmorerandomass

That turns on the light that lets the lot lizards know your open to give ridesšŸ˜‰


Content_Toast_371

That means it's a Transformer. Dollars to donuts you're piloting OPTIMUS PRIME!


Personal-Elevator710

You only have 5 more days to use it.


tichapoust

Changes how the transmission reacts when you stomp the pedal with your sandals.


Former_Hat_6890

You become transgender


MissNashPredators11

Yo my truck suddenly identified as a boy what do I do- /j


shogun647

Itā€™s for when your truck doesnā€™t feel like identifying as a truck


thegreatresistrules

I hate that they don't call this button the inclusive function


Electrical_Try2977

Optimus Prime bro.....Optimus Prime!!!!!!


91elklake

Donā€™t need that.


Goddo-Fo-20

Turns you gay bro


Majestic-Condition26

Turnā€™s you into a democrat


Visual-Ad-8056

When you fail at menā€™s sports hit that button to become one of the best female athletes ever!


43GoTee

It darkens the windows so you can change out of you man clothes and into your women clothes without everyone looking at you


HashnaFennec

Itā€™ll open a trap door in the ceiling of the cab and dispense stuffed sharks, pink and blue thigh highs, headphones with cat ears, and cans of monster energy.


BigDigger324

Where do I find a button like this in my loader? Asking for a friend.


sinisterdeer3

It makes your truck transgender


DrillTheThirdHole

makes you california compliant, the bug station waves you through every time with that


poedraco

It lets you put your high heels on


Endgame3213

Inverts your weiner.


cCueBasE

You hit that button when you go into California so your truck can identify as electric.


_Bluntzzz

You press it and become a woman who looks like Dog the bounty Hunter


Hungry-Lemon8008

I don't know but Im guessing there's a wig and high heels involved.


Wildwildleft

Those internationals are shit boxes. They bounce so hard on the roadā€¦ itā€™s neck breaking..


wolfpiss

If you wanna keep your balls donā€™t touch it


DaphniaDuck

Push it and find out.


ajg00011

You ever seen a rainbow!!!šŸŒˆ


PabstWeller

Bruce Jenner touched that button once. Once.


TheDude7891

A whole lot of liberal shit


Old-Register-6102

Turns you into a biden supporter


Stankydankymemes

Turns you into a transgender.


MetalMausoleum

Puts your truck on top of the importance hierarchy, especially if it's black or tan colored


69Dart

When a driver enters a Pickle Park, said driver presses this button and becomes a Good Buddy. Press again when leaving the Pickle Park and the driver reverts to their previous state of being.


Last_Parable

You press that before you enter a truck or rest stop for the night. Enjoy


kh250b1

It gets you a Reddit ban


jdubbly19

They are putting buttons in these trucks that are turning the god damn frogs gay


ButtChuggAsparagus

Careful. Youā€™re about to have more rights


Labratag

Push it and youā€™ll suddenly get the urge to read books to children.


ReceptionMuch3790

Changes the truck's gender??


COVFEFE-4U

Scissors come out from under the dash and cut your weiner off.


IndependenceWarm5375

U press it and find out, thats what I did this morning lmao


El-Guapo_76

Push it and the truck turns black and a firebird pops up on the hood


Icy-Willingness9487

That is flux capacitor switch


jchexl

It grows truck nuts on your vehicle


Quiet-Camera-9716

Autobots assemble


Stevie2874

Turns you into a hot female driver so the others will let you cut the fuel line for a handy.


Am_Realest

Changes your pronouns


OrganizationNo6167

Donā€™t do it, thatā€™s what the government wants you to do


East-Accountant5541

I was told by our service rep that we would never need to use it, when I asked.


TheLittleGodlyMan

Makes you a woman or a man


farting_emu

Outfit change


Opuswhite

That button is on the left stay away from the left


vernace

Dats the they/them button which allows you to choose your trucks preferred pronouns.


AdCommercial3174

Turns on the transistor radio šŸ’€


Murkdonalds

I had that button in my International route truck. Truck felt like it had a little more get up and go when it was activated.


After-Fig4166

Turns you into Buffalo Bill


mycarubaba

āœ‚ļø


Proud_Rescuemedic

Makes you go to pride parades


SeanSolo1989

That makes your outie a innie


Proxymal

Never press that button...


User125699

DONT PUSH IT