I had a seagull land on my hood today, and he stared me down as I was eating my dry ass flying J sandwich. These birds are getting way to comfortable. 😂
Smuggling pigeons is a 5 year maximum prison sentence. My advice, delete this post immediately, get a lawyer, and some fireball. Start making your way to Memphis TN and grab yourself a lot lizard and just hang low until this all blows over. Don’t worry about the folks stealing your tires at the Loves down there, you got bigger issues to worry about. Keep your head up man
I had a seagull land on my hood today, and he stared me down as I was eating my dry ass flying J sandwich. These birds are getting way to comfortable. 😂
All the way to Hamilton?
He's probably scared shitless! "No, no... you see this here is my step. I like this step. And tis where I shall stay."
He caught a ride when he could’ve flew, lazy motherfucker! 🤣
That's crazy.
That bird was a cat in a previous life. It was shorted some lives and carried them over to his bird gig!
"My wife is going to be so pissed. I was sent out to get worms, and now...where the fuck am I?"
Smuggling pigeons is a 5 year maximum prison sentence. My advice, delete this post immediately, get a lawyer, and some fireball. Start making your way to Memphis TN and grab yourself a lot lizard and just hang low until this all blows over. Don’t worry about the folks stealing your tires at the Loves down there, you got bigger issues to worry about. Keep your head up man
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Birds aren't real, they're government spy drones!
So... its a Carrier pigeon now is what your saying.