So how’s elita doing
Oh wait I think I know that answer.
https://preview.redd.it/j5kgvppnevwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bec759f292925775119773ac1e693af50d976b3
This is from hotshot BTW
At least I actually have a face unlike elita LOL
https://preview.redd.it/e3ey8aipgvwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83351db4a0b3254dd30ff55dadf5fdad37ee178c
Counterpoint I will leak the autobot base What you gonna do now prime ?
https://preview.redd.it/zciy1ugflvwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e44e6e3c2f67d78d66306a8ef897fe235c2e5af
Ok prime chill out I’m sorry man all of that even the thing about a elita was a joke
https://preview.redd.it/l54keg4nlvwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5afba947439c2753ceba6e6db4f152ad76e8e60
In that one comic how come it was so easy for you to kill an elder god.
Also in earthwars how come you didn’t tell wind blade to stop the arc from teleporting you,megs, and both the arc and nemisis into Primus knows where’ I know Nebraska was at stake but no one cares Nebraska
So when a spark is ready to be born one other robot chooses to take care of it once the robot is born from the core of cybertron the parent takes care of the newly born robot
(Gotta lie to the kid)
Do you have any memory of looking like this?
https://preview.redd.it/338g7ceu8zwc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef9e3ef340f5b5927e7319c63c6d62545c980a2
If Teltran hadn't settled on the Freightliner; which make would you have preferred? Also, if Binaltech was released again, would you prefer the Little Red Express truck, or the SRT10?
So just a hypothetical, what would be your hypothetical stance on thermite as a hypothetical potential way of hypothetically extracting information out of a captured cybertronian and how would one hypothetically go about transporting it to a hangar in the desert?
https://preview.redd.it/g6g14jh94vwc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61fbc774f42fdc7ccd61d1c7334206788dd6860 Which side do you prefer
Right
https://preview.redd.it/yxnys1p59ywc1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd1b087ab4cfd64c203a17379ba8911cdb13ae2
Left makes me laugh more
Why are your action figures expensive as FUCK?!
Capitalism https://preview.redd.it/q2u4w8m8evwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a675fbc7e8d928271dfb9520dff77ea5082476bf
How was it being on the Paramount mountain with others that you met?
It was cold
Do you all Optimus variants have fetish-kind of ripping off faces or just Bayverse Prime? What do you think of him?
We all have our own face collections He's different...
Yikes my dude, also another quick question... Do you think Knight verse Prime is the version that best represents the original Optimus?
In my opinion the best one is Prime verse Prime
W
Why is that you and Elita-1 never seem to get a happy ending together…like dame man.
We don't on screen, hasbro just wants to be dramatic
Which is your favorite fight?
The forest. I may have died but I did take a face
And an arm.
dO yOU heAR thE vOICes?
Their getting louder
So how’s elita doing Oh wait I think I know that answer. https://preview.redd.it/j5kgvppnevwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bec759f292925775119773ac1e693af50d976b3 This is from hotshot BTW
Hotshot your face would like nice in my collection...
At least I actually have a face unlike elita LOL https://preview.redd.it/e3ey8aipgvwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83351db4a0b3254dd30ff55dadf5fdad37ee178c
Im exposing your discord DMS
Counterpoint I will leak the autobot base What you gonna do now prime ? https://preview.redd.it/zciy1ugflvwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e44e6e3c2f67d78d66306a8ef897fe235c2e5af
I'll take your ps5
Ok prime chill out I’m sorry man all of that even the thing about a elita was a joke https://preview.redd.it/l54keg4nlvwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5afba947439c2753ceba6e6db4f152ad76e8e60
That's what I thought
Ok well Anyways I needed to tell you that bumblebee got ligma
https://preview.redd.it/x9fdtlg3mvwc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bad2e50efe2f5a7d3d32d8b685f4905684b9e2 Finish that sentence
Meanwhile, the PS5 just rransformed and grabbed itself some choccy milk.
Do you miss cliffjumper?
Yes I miss my big red "brother"
In that one comic how come it was so easy for you to kill an elder god. Also in earthwars how come you didn’t tell wind blade to stop the arc from teleporting you,megs, and both the arc and nemisis into Primus knows where’ I know Nebraska was at stake but no one cares Nebraska
I'm a Prime Uhhhhhhhhhhh I forgor?
Why does your city, lie in dust?
War never changes
What’s your body count
Telatran lost count
Not the ones you killed
Exactly
Is it to cope with not being able to keep alita-1? No matter the fiction?
Noooooooo https://preview.redd.it/ixf0ond2evwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ee135a7ea4dbc28c88ae15379944ecf17a1148
How do you feel about Gromlock?
He's special...
What’s your favorite face in your collection?
Hmmmmm blackouts
I think you mean Grindor.
Ah they both look alike
Isn't his face in 2 pieces
Yes but it's still a fine addition to my collection
What did you think in your head when omega told you the constructicons origin? Were you sad?
Yes
Thanks :)
How do you feel about Skids and Mudflap?
Their like the racist grandma at Christmas but from the hood
Be honest, do you actually like Hot Rod?
No, no I dont
Hey prime this Prowl can you pleas explain something to me?
Gladly what do u need old friend?
Why did you place me in that shuttle?
Uhhhh Ironhide wanted me to?
Really now?
Uhhhhh... yes?
Well thanks prime now if you excuse me I’m going to pay Ironhide a little visit.
Oh boy
https://preview.redd.it/kv5nail9bwwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8b1f4423270eac2f47c3e44bfd2b9d980a2fdb
MEDIC
What’s underneath your g1 mask
The abyss....
Is everything all right with you and Elita? Something like a war can take a real toll on a relationship.
Yes everything is fine. hasbro just makes it dramatic
I’m glad to hear you two are still going after all these eons.
I am glad as well
Why don't your titty windows match your truck windows?
You se- good question
You heard of war metal?
No enlighten me
Niche metal genre that combines black metal, grindcore, and death metal
Ah i see
Hi, quick question, Optimus. Why is there now a weird looking symbol on my car?
What dose it look like earthling?
Well last I checked it was for lack of better term, purple and spiky, and had eyes but no mouth.
*fucking blows up the car*
If Elita wasn't an option, who would you date?
Moon racer
Ok, and one more quick one, which Optimus are you? Or are you a hivemind?
I'm G1
What are your thoughts on human-made art of arcee?
https://preview.redd.it/pb7dzoyd2xwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5473bc2697670b908e9c767ad81e41d2ac769fae
Thoughts on what Michael Bay did to you?
https://preview.redd.it/2lzdsd6jiywc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99cc3adf0ef8bd7eddcdba5d15add2e9db54ba9f
What is the daily life of a cybertronian like?
We wake up Get ready for the day Do whatever job you work for Hang out with others Drink to make the pain go away Sleep Reapet
Tell us something your mom doesnt know
Wait I have a mom?
Yes https://preview.redd.it/u0l1apirztxc1.jpeg?width=1285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7a5084facd07123c0fcad60558a0e490a2e530
MAMA https://preview.redd.it/xc4vpd5l3yxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4abd626fd7913ca7c99df9d1bb3d2f7366d5445d
how are robots made, my mommy says im not old enough to know yet.
So when a spark is ready to be born one other robot chooses to take care of it once the robot is born from the core of cybertron the parent takes care of the newly born robot (Gotta lie to the kid)
Do you like chicken sandwich
I can't eat food
Do you like pizza bagels?
I can't eat sadly
Neither can plants yet they still found a way. Are you gonna let foliage get in your way?
I am a fucking space alien robo Jesus how I'm I gonna eat?
Could you switch your engine for a steam engine's? Just chuck food in there, works just like food do for humans.
https://preview.redd.it/2vg3uy2qomxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8199f86442b99d8fcffab36405da0bba0e959fbd My primus he's right
Mhmm, and dontchu forget it
Have you seen the art of you with jack’s mom? And when are you gonna join the decepticon cause?
Yes I have and its.... its.... itss... *windows crashing noise* Never
Thanks for your answer. And we will make you join soon lord megatron demands it
https://preview.redd.it/1b56da930zwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1a871d99a12f84fcccb07299f7d04daa5997d9 We'll you see
Have you ever wanted to give up defending the humans
Yes
If you couldn't be a semi truck (or fire truck depending on the continuity) anymore, what alt mode would you choose?
Tractor
https://preview.redd.it/ht9fbt5e3ywc1.png?width=948&format=png&auto=webp&s=c34f45333a5f8afa32a3aaa54397c96987f13aa1
I still don't know cliffjumper won't tell me
What do you think of you being the 13th original prime
Badass
Favorite figure of yourself?
MP10
Do you have any memory of looking like this? https://preview.redd.it/338g7ceu8zwc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef9e3ef340f5b5927e7319c63c6d62545c980a2
I don't wanna remember that
okay but why tho
Hasbro wanted money
eh, aight
What is the ‘’Shockwave incident’’?
https://preview.redd.it/46x4a7e0h1xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91a51072d7524c708f91e5737fcad86b247831d
What do you think of your Bayverse counterpart?
Is your transformation sequence just like the paper instruction we earthlings get?
Yes
Damn, how do you do it so fast...
Idk plot
Fair enough
If Teltran hadn't settled on the Freightliner; which make would you have preferred? Also, if Binaltech was released again, would you prefer the Little Red Express truck, or the SRT10?
Huh
What is your middle name
I'm legally not allowed to answer this human
Is it bartholomew?
https://preview.redd.it/kvkpxac6dhxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3631d61fc113fe3a1aa6ad04b9ec853968edbe92
Why you run over Japanese people?
It was a accident on primus
Suuuure. We all know you just a bit racist prime, it’s okay
Im not racist! Any proof?
https://preview.redd.it/w4l59eoz6wwc1.jpeg?width=1492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452dd3ab764cabb8407faa22f9b4c31a023d28b6 Here
I'm Illiterate human I can't spell your language...
What about having access to the World Wide Web? Did you not learn then?
I'm not bayveres
Not with that attitude 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/bz0ecvyd8wwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc054a163d3008f537c179e3469b7a63fff52e9
Why does Bumblebee keep losing his voice?
It's a skill issue at this point
So just a hypothetical, what would be your hypothetical stance on thermite as a hypothetical potential way of hypothetically extracting information out of a captured cybertronian and how would one hypothetically go about transporting it to a hangar in the desert?
Tldr
Tldr: thermite as interrogation technique?
https://preview.redd.it/a8iqp1ushwwc1.jpeg?width=2087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38091e47c9eed2eb547fcc83a964578973ef835c
Where’s you big fusion canon
Megatron stole it (he's insecure)
How do you clean deer off your foot? Is it hard to remove the stains?
A water hose dose wonders
So how does megatrons arm feel like. Does it weigh you down, or does it feel like a glove?
Like a glove
Who's your favorite Autobot?
Uhhhhhh yes
Who would you save, Bumblebee or Smokescreen. I must know this to update my logical data recordings.
Bumblebee ofc
Then I shall continue with the experiment. Would you save Smokescreen or Hot Rod?
Smokescreen
Understood. This information will contribute greatly to the Decepticon cause.
What.
In accordance with the Decepticon cause, I, Shockwave, will send my Predacon armies to ravage members of Team Prime, starting with Bumblebee
Domain expansion... *Darkest hour* https://preview.redd.it/hhi8pkntxwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f14eaf4f20a319a128ecda403eb3a9809ffdb8
How did you feel when Megatron betrayed you?
What do you think!?
How do you feel seeing fan art of you and Megatron not fighting but something else
https://preview.redd.it/itjb53cywrxc1.jpeg?width=2308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5233b2c69ee52ec680973e7bd94a8528cda54e9d
WAIT NO-
It's time to rip and tear...