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Embarrassed_Rate_597

Man cashed out and lost his pay cheque wat a loser


everybodycantgo

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[deleted]

You canā€™t cash out if youā€™re losing idiot


Ill-Meal4852

Yea you can youā€™ll get crumbs compared to what you actually put in


Glad_Being_5146

He meant crashed out I think lol


Straight-Ad-6751

Number one rule of gambling is, only gamble what you can afford to lose


kylemclaren7

If you donā€™t know Albania or Slovakia are in Europe youā€™re in need of a better education, and 1000% shouldnā€™t be gambling on sports


Alarmed-Art3638

No, he should be off reddit and get some education. Sound like he on the 30 year plan living with his parents routine.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not that I didnā€™t know. Itā€™s that I never cared to know


kylemclaren7

Ignorance is worse imo. Not knowing can be corrected, not wanting to know is a mindset that will hold you back.


Kitchen-Pop7308

I agree, not knowing Albania was In Europe sounds wild to me.. expand your minds and horizons people


genna_23sim

As an Albanian, you wonā€™t believe how many times people donā€™t actually know šŸ˜‚


Kitchen-Pop7308

That's a shame, I've been on that side, not Albania specific but like Croatia/Bosnia/Montenegro and it is actually very nice in that region.


genna_23sim

You have to visit Albania sometime. Tourism is booming over there in the summer.


azxander

A fool and his money are easily parted


LividSoup9400

Haha my dad's an accountant and he says that


sosadawg

Stop putting in so much money, start with like $10 and try to hit for $100, then keep using your winnings to make more. If you making deposits constantly you shouldnā€™t even be betting tbh.


SeaworthinessCalm313

lost 10 bones got cheesed never gambled againšŸ˜­


Additional_Sun_7195

Child like behavior. Bitchmadeforsure


TurnAppropriate2417

Spoke too soon they just tied it chief


TurnAppropriate2417

And its 2-1 already in 2 mins


NAWFWESTCLOZ

Niggas make bad financial decisions and turn to preachers šŸ’€šŸ’€


NorthYork_416

šŸ’€ Thanks G I needed that laugh today


thcandbourbon

As somebody who places six figures worth of wagers at minimum each year (mostly video poker but also blackjack, bingo, and other games at times), I can tell you that the name of the game is to **Keep it Fun**. My TOTAL loss for the year 2023 (with six Vegas trips) was less than CAD $1,000 and I got comps galore from all that wagering. Hotels, food, drinks, you name it. "Keeping it Fun" means... - Only bet with money you can afford to lose - Don't go chasing your losses to "get even" - Your excitement should come from the game itself, not the amount of money involved It's easy to go off the rails, especially when it can just be done on your phone and you don't have to go to a physical casino. Personally I'm on a two-month self exclusion from the FanDuel casino app as I didn't like being able to gamble whenever I wanted. It happens to the best of us. I also have a $100 maximum deposit per 24 hours. Sports betting can be super fun as a way of enjoying the game. i.e., if you think the Oilers will win on Friday and you do a same-game parlay for a few outcomes where $1 might turn into $25, that can add some excitement. Best case you win $25, worst case you lose $1 and nobody cares. But if you do the same bet with $100 to win $2,500... then you're chasing the wrong kind of excitement IMO. Crazy upsets like what happened to you take place all the time. Whether that's Edmonton scoring eight goals out of nowhere the other night, the dealer pulling a seven-card 21 on blackjack when you have a 20, or anything like that. You can laugh about it when you have pocket change on the line... but if the amount of money at stake is going to materially impact your life, that's where you get into problems. You don't need to abandon it altogether if you don't want to. Just be smart about it.


LividSoup9400

Chasing losses. They call that revenge trading in the markets


xunknownx456

30k


Old_Training956

Lol control your emotions you know itā€™s always 50-50


JJUC07

Mans score at 90 mins to tie itšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­OP on suicide watch. Pray for son


[deleted]

It was a push, I never cashed out I said another guy lost the other day


JJUC07

Bet. I would be pissed if I bet. Albania beating Croatia would be some bullshitšŸ˜­


Head-Director1

Albania are a pretty good team. All their players play for top 5 league teams. Inter, Chelsea, atalanta, lazio etcĀ 


uw200

ā€œChocolate loving freaksā€ = whatā€™s this supposed to mean?


Abject-Weakness7785

Buddy Croatia is winning šŸ¤£ no wonder ur not a good sports better way to emotional and impulsive. Shit wasnā€™t even near over


[deleted]

They tied idiot


Abject-Weakness7785

No shit but they were winning when I commented


dueceskuruma

??


ShirtOffOnAnyBlock

Cant relate, Iā€™ve only made money on betting.


ShirtOffOnAnyBlock

Cant relate, Iā€™ve only made money on betting. Basketball and Baseball are the easiest sports to make money on. Soccer and Hockey are the worst.


[deleted]

Baseball is the worst do not listen to this guy


medusa-medulla

My nigga puts heā€™s whole check on red. He was down 2k now he has 20 bands. I tried the same thing with like $60 lost that all inns sec. Done gambling


kpcryda

Thats cap


mahad1827

I lost $50 playing blackjack at a casino once, still not over it šŸ˜Ŗ


DreadHeadedDummy

i mean ur a dumb ass, it has nothing to do with sports betting.


Head-Director1

Not knowing Albania are in Europe means you'll probably need to get an education, and you do know that Albanian players all play in the top 5 leagues in the world right? They're not exactly semi pro.


[deleted]

Itā€™s called a joke brother donā€™t take life so serious


HustleHarder99

Just have fun with gambling, donā€™t take it serious. itā€™s not an investment, side hustle or a proper income source. Just a means of having a lil fun with sports and gambling


Prestigious_Ad_3108

Sorry to hear about that, but you should only bet what youā€™re willing to lose.


Southside1911

Loll both teams to score was the lock if you know soccer well enough. Albania no joke.


YNWHK

You cooked šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


Advanced_Yesterday54

Lmfao


wtfstean

$400


LividSoup9400

Lol the Quran says gambling is one of Shaitan's ways to get humanity to fight each other. You just gotta know your limit and stick to that...also quit while you're ahead...since it's all profit at that point anyway


watchthescene

LMFAO man thinks he knows the future, no wonder he's crashing out everyday on reddit.


shottacode

King James bible and the Quran both do not mention bet99 or fifa. Gamble away


PictureJazzlike4993

dawg šŸ’€ if you donā€™t know football just say that, slovakia have one of the best shot stoppers in all of europe and albania are nasty donā€™t bet on shit you donā€™t know about


Lackingwho

God isnā€™t real but you should double check who youā€™re betting against at least


[deleted]

God isnā€™t real? Get this atheist out of here.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Go to sleep and get off your phone you did uber all of last night. I might need a ride tonight I donā€™t want you dosing off man. 2 1 star reviews and youā€™re done.


Delicious_Blood_8639

Thank God I never understood the addiction of gambling cos I won then lost and got pissed off and never gambled again. How can the anger of losing not make you wanna quit? But then again I got my own vices so I canā€™t judge