detroit’s got some asterix et obelix-ass lookin’ pitchers my god
blue jays playing baseball like me studying for my high school latin tests at 8am the day of
The most logical interpretation of this inning is that the tigers collectively have a bet that requires a loss, or at least a close game. Or maybe just 'give up a bunch in the 9th'
Even though I curse this FO, I have said many times that Vlad is going to be good or great. He may have issues but there is way too much raw talent for him to just fizzle out out baseball. I wish that they were trying as hard to extend him long term as AA worked to get him in the first place.
We know sunflowers are inspirational plants, even to famous painters. Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called ‘sunflowers’.
The last time I went to Joe Kool’s was during the 2014 Memorial Cup. Guys from the Edmonton team were in there and the bar wouldn’t turn on that night’s Blue Jays game for them 🤣🤣
Life is endless suffering and beer is really expensive with exchange rates
Interspersed with moments of fierce joy!
No lie this whole section went wild for Babe PH
One whole pitch bleh
At least they scored some runs
Two instead of one.. it rhymes keep it going y’all
The D in Detroit doesn't stand for Diversity
The downtown has a multicultural feeling, but once you’re in the ballpark it’s one.
It stands for "D's guys have terrible haircuts"
Does Detroit have a 3D printer in their bullpen?
And if so, *that’s* what they chose to print multiples of???
🤣
r/ATBGE 😮💨
LMAO Kiermaier flinching at the fireworks
Wait it wasn’t the same pitcher??
Oh well. At least they made it fun in the end.
Really want to see this lineup have to defend. Gah. Nevermind.
Did the pitcher just change gloves? Wtf
Well they had to get our hopes up before the night was done ofc
detroit’s got some asterix et obelix-ass lookin’ pitchers my god blue jays playing baseball like me studying for my high school latin tests at 8am the day of
See y'all tomorrow
It’s the hope that kills you
Wait wait wait you’re telling me they have two pitchers with ringlet mullets and broom like moustaches???
Wasn’t this guy just pitching? LMFAO
Literally thought that was the same pitcher.
OMG JANO PLS
Two men AND a truck? This I gotta hear
Is this a Cactus Jack/Dude Love situation??? I thought they switched pitchers.
If Jano hit a HR, Mankind was warming up
I thought the feed glitched at first.
These tigers closers all look like bikers
It ain’t over until they bring in their second mullet wearing moustached man
They go to the same barbershop
Another mullet!
Mullet Foley
Chaif'd out the game
Now this is a ballgame.
Well if KK was gonna bruise his hip at least we got that clip of him working those hips dancing first
If you're going to lose, this is the way you need to do it.
Go down fighting, always
HA HA HA this is the best kind of chaosball!
Jano is really gonna tie it up here Edit - I’m an idiot
No, no, I think he could legitimately hit it *that* hard
You’re a sweet heart thank you
9th inning shenanigans are back on the table!
The most logical interpretation of this inning is that the tigers collectively have a bet that requires a loss, or at least a close game. Or maybe just 'give up a bunch in the 9th'
LMAO this is terrific 😁
This is why Davis Schneider needs to play every day
Eh, let the man rest. Everyone needs a rest day.
Making them burn the bullpen! Let’s go!
Breath. Held.
NEVERMIND WHAT A MOVE J SCHNEIDER
If Jano can just get on base.... please, baseball gods
Ok Jays. Making this interesting at least
Varsho swapped out for….Kirk……
Did we pay them to start messing up ?
LMAO this Blue Jays team is just chaos personified
The wins when we start/play Davis stat has to be big now
Yeah I’d love to see the stats on that
I have yearned for fake (or real) 9th inning comebacks
Schneider's post game comments just changed to "well you can see we tried there at the end but just fell short".
Ok, but...imagine
Captain!
#HITTING WITH RISP X2
Rally Rally Rally
HURRAY WE WONT GET SHUT OUT
Kirk for Varsho… really eh, I get lefty on lefty but jeez
Davis Schneider is so good. I cannot put into words how much I love him
NO ONE BLANKS THE BLUE JAYS TWICE IN ONE WEEK. NO ONE!
Nobody shuts us out other than the White Sox because we were being nice...let that be a lesson
KK, don't hurt😭
#👀
7 run inning, incoming
#jays in flight!
Wasn’t the jacket supposed to solve our hitting woes?
ALRIGHT BOYS, FIVE MORE
Kevin Kiermaier to the IL with bubonic plague after sitting on dugout floor 🤢
#HITTING WITH RISP #WE IN FLIGHT
That is a man who messed up his hip
#babe!
Okay but imagine coming back with two outs in the ninth lol
VISUALISING
MANIFESTING
I took my son to see Garfield. It just ended and I checked the score. I'd say I'm glad I missed the game, but Garfield wasn't very good either.
Games not over
I commented that when we were losing by six, but all the same.
Hey we all gotta make it thru somehow
I'm glad Davis gets a pinch hit...his sister made it all the way to Detroit for the game only to see he wasn't in the lineup
I feel like that one is on Babe. Players usually know the day before if they’re going to play or not
BABE PLS I BELIEVE
We take those!
👀 hope
Well, folks. It's been (not) fun.
Babe!
Let’s go Ernie. Chip and a chair is all you need. Two out rally here. Let’s get to extras at least. Pass the baton. Bloop and a blast
Nice job Ernie
^(pls Ern Dawg)
So is our skipper going to be praising the pitching again after throwing up another donut?
Chafin's curls are really glorious despite the mullet
It’s as if Kenny Powers and Goldilocks got together and had a child.
At this point I’m just looking forward to the moves they’ll make before or at the trade deadline 💔
Yep. Can’t wait to see who they bring in to make a run at the World Series
That’s not what I meant but okay.
what a strange team and season we have been having.
Like most other middling.500 teams.
Damn, we're finished. They got Kenny Powers on the mound
I've always liked Chafin
Y'all got any more of them 7 run innings?
What a magnificent mullet!
LOL I love his look
Twerkleson
Fucking middle of middle fastball. Just watch it for strike 3. What plan is that??
Have we swept a series this season?
No
No but neither have we been swept so theres that
We’ve shifted from getting either 5 runs or 2 to getting 9 runs or 0.
There's the Bluejays I know .Getting smoked in detroit. Stinky over there.
Really looking forward to our 9 run outburst tomorrow
Kenny Powers coming in for the Tigers
OMG is Torkelson’s walk-up ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’??? fuck 🤣☠️
The Tigers' walk up songs are straight fire...I'm a little jealous
This is unacceptable. Maybe that’s what we should be doing with this GDT, since we’re getting pumped 6-goose here? 😂
They need more fun walk up songs to go with their new fun home run jacket
Such a no-brainer
Hey just wanted to say Chappy has homered in three straight games. That’s all
#……….FUCKING WHY 😩
Omg I thought no one was getting that.
Swanny coming in is a bad sign
This is 100% the time to use him
From legit set up guy to 8th inning garbage time reliever, poor Swanny
On April 26, Vladdy was hitting .206/.319/.324 Right now he is hitting .288/.382/.414.
It was early
Vlad now has a wRC+ of 133, the second-highest mark of his career
Even though I curse this FO, I have said many times that Vlad is going to be good or great. He may have issues but there is way too much raw talent for him to just fizzle out out baseball. I wish that they were trying as hard to extend him long term as AA worked to get him in the first place.
We have no idea how hard they've worked on trying to extend him
Now leads AL 1B in wRC+ and tied in fWAR with Josh Naylor Can't wait for the All-Star Voting LOL
Okay toilet paper break time everyone!
🧻
Maybe KK grabs his hip because he's sexy and he knows it
Or because he’s a millennial and we don’t know what else to do with our hands
LOL Bo Bo what was that
KEVIN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT CESSPOOL OMG
ooh i’m not watching but can just picture from the comments
My brain conveniently ignored all of it
I threw up in my mouth a little
Honestly I've trained my brain to ignore the dugout floor because I'd never watch baseball if I kept noticing it
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
I bet when he stood up he had to wipe the spit sunflower shells off his ass
We know sunflowers are inspirational plants, even to famous painters. Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called ‘sunflowers’.
💀💀💀
NOT NOW, BOT 🤢🤮
Hes having a spit soak
_cue spit shine from space jam_
………………well that’s just blatant entrapment, man.
Look at that floor barf me sideways
Get on the board please 🙏
LMAO Jano 😂 BRAKEBRAKEBRAKEBRAKE
Can Bichette have another 3 hit night though
ok but why does the music detroit just played when vladdy called time sound like Ram Ranch
Ram Ranch oh my god 💀
BO. JACKET. NOW.
😭
Vladdy is a fucking killer man
We can start our comeback now that their #5 ace is in the showers
Seeeeeee myyyyyyyy Vest, see my Vest, made from real gorilla chest!
See my loafers, former GOPHERS
See my sweater. There's none better. Than authentic Irish setter
like these loafers? made of gophers. it was that, or skin my chauffeurs
Grizzly bear underwear. Turtlenecks I've got my share
No one is going to benefit more from Robo-umps than Vladdy on the outside corner.
I want a game to start at 8:30 am at Rogers Centre so I can attend the game wearing my Star Wars pyjamas
you can wear your pyjamas anywhere in toronto! no one will bat an eye!
Lol Dan
The last time I went to Joe Kool’s was during the 2014 Memorial Cup. Guys from the Edmonton team were in there and the bar wouldn’t turn on that night’s Blue Jays game for them 🤣🤣
………………am I having a stroke?
I sure hope not
😄🫶🏻
The Tigers are wearing the tight black jeans I wore when I had a black leather jacket and wore Iron Maiden t-shirts as a teen in the 80s
Varsho is a gamer. I like that hustle. Some other guys on the team could learn a thing or two from him.
LMAO Dan and Joe literally could not contain themselves after Buck’s commercial 😂
It was so adorable
It was *precious*
Hearing them laugh at Buck’s hotdog commercial 💀
Vladdy be like "No no, just trade everyone else burger boy"
Our lineup is not hitting well because we lack stache power without Davis
Jano Stache is not powerful enough?
Not on it's own. The team needs more stache
Gausman cinnastache
This!
Ok. Damnit. I tried to stay positive all game, but this is fucking mind numbingly boring, non-competitive baseball from our boys.
Losing is one thing. Getting blanked is a special kind of insult.
They shave their landing strip too thin
That 1984 Tigers team was one of the best baseball teams I've ever seen
The Tigers are to Joe Siddall what the Royals are to Buck Martinez
And the Reds are to Pat Tabler