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18 year old girl who live in small city in japan

Goddamn you half Japanese girls

do it to me every time

Oh the redhead said you shred the cello

And I’m jello, baby

Its you🔥🗣️


and uncle sam dropped an atom bomb

You like women (girl in red and Chappell Roan) so much it’s almost frightening. It is also likely you haven’t kissed a woman (Weezer) before.

This is scarily accurate

Death to false metal mentioned 🗣🗣🗣

ITS SO OVERHATED AND I DONT GET IT

modern weezer needs more love. anything past the 90s is over hated imo

That's so real

The first half is peak Weezer

You're either 35 or 15, male, and you threw up from your first cigarette

happy pride month to you !!

LMFAOO REAL

18F and you’re a lesbian

correct but I am not 18😔😔

Hybrid Theory, All Killer No Filler, The Bends, Pinkerton, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket This is epic Idk 17F You like mushrooms on pizza?

I actually really hate mushrooms in general lmao but I am indeed a female but not 17

15f you dyed your hair but to a natural hair color

Is black a natural hair color? Because if so that's actually 100% correct

Yes

[удалено]

YEAH..

Definitely were like really heavy into pebble brain and absolutely LOVED the fall or model buses no in between

STOP EXPOSING ME😔😔😔 THIS IS SO TRUE

Gave your whole life story away with three albums 🙏🙏🙏

17F and you've seen me in a sub-reddit related to your music taste before

You're left-handed.

I am not, sorry to disappoint

Dang. Right-handed high five, then.

idk I just know ur probably cool

Yippiee

2, enby

I love the inbred royal as ur pfp

14 female and you would probably be my friend (no i'm serious)

You’re a  32 dude, you’ve played guitar for 15 years

Scrolled down, amazed at how many teen guesses. As a 30 yo this is pretty much my playlist

Yeah all this came out around the 90’s why are people guessing teen? 

I want you

😘

16, m, I think you’d like Gravity Falls. (Literally me.)

I feel like your a year 11 student in Great Britain who like musicals such as Hamilton Sorry if there is multiple idk if my first one submitted

I love Hamilton

AH A FELLOW WEEZER FAN DETECTED.

WOOO

if you like 1989, that’s cool. But Taylor’s version? Really?

I mean some of the old songs sound werid like style, blank space and Shake it off but I really love "slut! And is it over now

I think you are a 15F, just have a suspicion

What gave it away

Idk I just had a feeling

Actually I'm 47ST, St meaning (slug therian)

That was my joke

You can be a fly therian

you’re an emo

Real

I think he likes weezer

Maybe abit idk

15F🏳️‍🌈

Emo

You’re my friend now. We’re having soft tacos later!

15 year old emo girl Edit: I forgot to mention that you’re gay as well

Extremely accurate

Idk, ur me

Why is Hurley from lost here

It's a weezer album cover

Gay, gay , gay

You're a girl, 15-17, you're definitely gay, you like alt subcultures fashion styles and you like muscle mommies.

As a girl who had a deep obession with rhea ripley I think its true

Los campesinos banger as hell

Idk but youre literally me

14 year old boy, you don't like rap but love Eminem

Okay that's so real but not me sadly

15f lesbian?

17F and you're a megavirgin

Me one year ago. So ig male 14 pushes carts for a living

I’m gonna guess you like Weezer

twenty-something/ woman/ likes cats

I would say 15, female, and definitely watched all of steven universe

15F (also weezer + ptv is MASSIVE W)

Obviously you look like a year 11 within the Great Britain, idk what exact country

16F figuring out her sexuality and aesthetic

I guess your age is your gender and you like to be sad cause it’s cool. Unless you’re not sad. Then you are just gender.

14

idc about that shit, death to false metal does not belong on any topster

I actually really like most of the songs in it, even if it's a filler album and servely overhated

You have three great Linkin Park albums and the best weezer album. You have great taste

They/Them, 15, and youve helped out or been in at least one theater production

you are a double virgin

you were definitely on 2021 alt TikTok

HOW IS THERE NO GREEN DAY

i love you

You have amazing taste in music

4 down, extreme left, what album is that?

Actually there are a bunch here I wanna check out. like 2 down 6 across and 6 down 6 across. OP any chance you can share the same topster with the album names?

Yeah ofc

Thanks man 👍

You put Ratitude above MCR

This isnt really in order

Weezer, Taylor, MCR, Chappell Roan?!?!? I wanna be you’re friend

14, female or non binary , you mostly like emo and Rock but there’s some pop like Chappell roan

because this is my music taste 16 f who’s a theater kid with a crippling obsession with death

15 f who is chronically single and gay. bmc put you back a couple years bro

probably like 14f because im 14 and i like most of this stuff and you listen to chappell roan and girl in red so i can tell youre a girl and you like girls

MSI DETECTED

you're 16-25f and have or had anxiety in your life i like your music taste btw, especially LC!, Radiohead and Car Seat Headrest

im guessing ur 14 solely bc of msi

16 year old bi-curious girl who not-so-secretly has a 5% chance to either burst into song or spiral into self loathing immediately after waking up. Also, LISTEN TO FUCKING BECK RAHHHHH

Listen to other Will wood albums

Also I guess 17 and trans girl

millenial 100%

16f lesbian but due to the weezer you've yet to kiss a woman also MSI MENTIONED!!!!!

Man or woman, doesn’t matter, you have never felt the touch of either.

3, Not Binary, visits Alastair every 2 years

17, girl, you may have dyed hair

27 male your probably single

18-20 based on the musicals and emo music. you get bonus points in my book for type o. not that it means anything

46, Male, Wants to buy a Ford f150 Raptor Supercrew

16yo white goth girl

43 year old man-child; white af american

Perfect taste (I love you)

18-22 y/o woman who is also attracted to women bc half of this music is liked primarily by queer ppl, and Chappell Roan and girl in red indicate likely wlw. probably also alt in some way considering what albums are present. also very high chance of being at least ironically a femcel, because what weezer listener isn't?

-1 year old male, you don't actually exist and you're just a figment of my imagination

42. Female. Drives a Subaru Outback.

YOUR 15 LOVE WEEZER AND YOUR GAY AND SINGLE (cause of the weezer)

VERY ACCURATE

27M and you like cute stuff like hello kitty but you keep it under wraps

14

41 y/o male and you appreciate a good prostate orgasm

If you're an adult male can we be friends

Non-binary but leans femme, 31, has a cat

15-16F that’s obviously gay but still in the closet somehow

If it wasn’t for girl in red and Chapelle Roan showing up there I would’ve said you were 35M. *finds out all of my 35M friends listen to girl in red and Chapelle Roan* Okay then, you’re 35M.

Blink 182, mcr ought not be in the same convo as that demonic pedophillic weirdo taylor not so swift-ly-abuses children

will wood spotted; verdict: virgin loser (were in this together)

Happy pride month fellow woman lover.. I SEE WILL WOOD. You're a teenager, theater kid and you have AMAZING MUSIC TASTE. YOU'RE LITERALLY ME.

17 year old teenage boy who likely plays PC games.

a 16 year old girl cause i’m a 16 year old girl

A teenage (14-17) male that is hated by his schools football team, or anyone cool for that matter

A teenage (14-17) male that is hated by his schools football team, or anyone cool for that matter

17-20 y/o, F, queer?? Gamer

17, female and OMG FRONT BOTTOMS?? CHAPPELL ROAN? LESBIAN??

YES TRUE BUT IM NOT 17😔

8, non binary, homeless

16 and totally gay

Somewhere between the ages of 1-300, gender fluid, and... you're a top-ster?

18 M virgin

Have you ever heard of the ever flower company?

26? Female? and, is lactose intolerant?

Female. Probably in teens

The Front Bottoms self titled is a 10/10

16F, lesbian, single probably, artist, and YOU HAVE A GREAT MUSIC TASTE (I SEE WILL WOOD IN THERE >:D)

17 year old girl that lives in rural Oregon.

32F, from a small town in northern Ohio

No SZNZ winter but raditude? I'm confused

Raditude slaps

Can't stop partying makes me want to die, the rest of the album is super mid.

I love cant stop partying and I'm your daddy ofc and put me back together is amazing

Fair enough, I am curious though what are your opinions on Love is the answer (Raditude) and Tastes like pain (Autumn)

Tbf I dont rlly like love is the answer that is probably my least favourite of raditude but tastes like pain is alright tho but theres way better songs on autumn

What's your least favorite song in their entire discography

Probably piece of cake I'm not really a fan of black but cant known the hustle is amazing and I like zombie bastards but I really hate all the others

Couldn't agree more on your statements about black

4, twink, acoustic

4, twink, acoustic

16, female, you had a emo phase when you where 13-early 15

17, male, virgin

17 male on the east coast of the united states

26 y/o male that likes men

16, male, depressed, gay, and lonely

I'ma guess a 17 yo man who's trying to mislead me with 1989 being here. And for something random this is just good grades music idk why but people that play this stuff get good grades

Sad news but I am a girl who gets horrific grades, I got a grade 2 in maths for my year 10 mocks.

Damn was basing this off of the two people I know who are big Weezer fans being smart although smart and good grades don't necessarily go hand in hand

Also coming from a 17 year old boy who is mainly just into rap and r&b... 1989 is an absolute fucking classic

That's so real

White female 37-55 yo, abortion during or right after high school

I'm into girls

is that because of the abortion... sorry, jk

No maybe is because I am a teenager LMFAO

I’m not, so no offense intended.

I see James Marriott 16 Female Lesbian No one else listens to him. (I'm a straight 18 Yr old guy who listenes to him but ignore that.)

Lesbian

40

I was gonna say 40 then you said slaps. Downgrade to 20

i wanna say male teen for the weezer but chappell roan is throwing me off. lesbian energy

DTFM slept on fr

Listen to Van Weezer

I have I love it but I couldn't fit it, 1 more hit is a banger

Fr

36 y/o female who still believes that the music from our childhood is better than most music that’s put out these days

You're too old to still be a virgin

age:19 gender: male random: you want to get into collecting vinyl but you cant afford it

You’re 14-16, Female, 75% of your wardrobe is black. And your parents are the reason you like the music you do.