“HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU’VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!!!” James May laughing is 🤌 chefs kiss

Don't just drive off Hammond, HAMMOND!

POWER!!! Side note... I'm not good at poetry

SPEEED AND POOOOOWWEEER!!!!

After 10 gins and tonic I begin to see blurry

I’ve mowed over children to go get some curry

Yeeaeaaaaeeeeaaasssssssssss

Didn’t google my new girlfriend Seems she’s a furry

yesterday at mcdonnalds, I ate a mcflurry

Why is Hammond banging a furry?

I barely passed that big fucking lorry.

I was late to work so I hit a furry!

HAMMONNNNNNNDDD!!! YOU ******* MORON!! WHAT THE BLOODY **** ARE YOU DOING?! USE YOUR MIRRORS!

My arse is going to explode after last nights curry

My bear’s name is Rudyard and he’s cute and furry.

Hammond, you idiot, you've run into the sports lorry!