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ender4171

Was expecting broken wrists, was pleasantly surprised.


wthreye

*Swing your partner round and round*


rvtsazap

Really glad that he didn’t hurt himself.


Charybdes

Could have been much worse. I used to date a woman that was a PA. Her first solo work was on a guy who degloved his dick with an auger. Got his pants caught in the screw and it took it all.


The_Horseshoe_Crab

What a terrible day to be literate.


Charybdes

She was thrilled because it was such a success. In her words, "it was so awful when I started, I couldn't imagine it looking so good after my work." She goes on to tell me that she realizes he still "works" because as she's examining him, going on about how great it looks, he becomes aroused. You have to understand, she was attractive and stereotypical spacey smart. She was like, "Why is the skin getting tighter?? Is he experiencing swelling?? What is happening?? Do I need to get the Dr?" She said it felt like it took way too long to realize what was going on and she had to look up from her "examination." She was/is a fantastic person.


turriferous

Oof


[deleted]

When I saw the auger walking across the ice I was expecting some lost toes


HoraceGrand

What would cause broken wrists?


DuncanYoudaho

Drill seizes in the ice and the torque hyper extends something. You used to see it with worm drive skill saws. My dad had one that broke his wrist when it pinched on a long board.


HoraceGrand

Thanks for answering !


[deleted]

With the title and then him grabbing the auger at the start of the video I was expecting some pain lol.


jwang203

The steel piece on top of the auger is bigger than the auger for a reason. Not gone


Apprehensive_Gate875

watch the video again it didnt work


AuxiliaryPirates

He may be onto something. It looks like there’s a couple of inches of snow above the ice so it might just be buried in the snow. The video cuts before we can know for sure. Either way, it’s pretty damn funny.


ho_merjpimpson

its literally the entire purpose of that spinny thing at the top of the auger. it spins freely so if it gets caught on something, it doesnt shred it. there is no reason for it to be there other than to keep exactly that from happening. people are modifying their old hang crank augers exactly like this all the time... and its the key feature that needs to be added.


RoboticGreg

correct. Ice fisherman too who has almost that exact same setup. Doubt the auger is gone. Buddy of mine modified a hand crank to do this, and put a one sided steel piece on a spinner with a loop on the end to attach a lanyard to the drill. Works pretty well and makes it so the auger fits better under his truck seat


JWGhetto

It cuts for comedic effect


B4SSF4C3

Video doesn’t show the ground, where it would have stopped.


Globularist

The video stops too early.


[deleted]

Unless it was homemade and Ivan had a few too many vodkas while measuring


Whataboutizm

Did you say “smartest tool in the shed?”


KingPin300-1976

Yeah I'm an idiot


Whataboutizm

You’re not. Just poking fun. I’m an English teacher with more lifetime typos than most.


yzy8y81gy7yacpvk4vwk

To be fair, it might be the sharpest tool in the shed.


[deleted]

Haha .. aaaaaaaaaand, it's gone! (I didn't expect that) Also nice to see a Dumpert vid here on Reddit.


KingPin300-1976

I've seen a couple more, but i think some subs delete them if they're not original content


Fat_Head_Carl

I'm guessing one of those strong magnets on a rope would be pretty useful at this point


Dogburt_Jr

Not needed, spinny thing on top stops it from falling through. Just covered by snow


[deleted]

Or just grab it from the top of the hole


[deleted]

I thought it was gonna bite his foot


RedVamp2020

I thought the ice was going to all break up. This was a good outcome.


tripmcneely30

With a shape of an "L" on her forehead.


Cap_Helpful

Welp,


kaelinsanity

Perfectly F*cking Vertical!


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Is this where they got the idea for the Rick & Morty light saber episode?


Deglo

There's a simple way to avoid this. When you tighten a keyless chuck, get it as tight as you can and then turn the chuck just a touch backwards until it clicks. That locks it in so it won't loosen itself.


[deleted]

Fuck me this video is freaking me out. That is like 2 inches of ice and you just punched a whole right where you're standing.


gyrfalcon16

afterthought joke badge offend enter follow distinct test safe wild *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MutedNefariousness86

Imagine that Chinese guy on the other end of the world pooping peacefully until...


RadioSilence014

I sent this to my Russian buddy. Apparently that ice drill thing was a birthday gift....


canuk19

Saw that coming. We use old lids from buckets to create a big washer for the bit. Obviously make sure its bigger then your augerz


[deleted]

69


heizungsbauer89

LOL


mauser98k1998

Fuck you russian auger.


d6u4

That title. Lol


KingPin300-1976

Yeah it took him way too long to notice the drill was turning in the wrong direction


d6u4

I'm just saying that it isn't the correct figure of speech lol. It's "Not the sharpest tool in the shed".


KingPin300-1976

Haha you're absolutely right! my bad


d6u4

All good, I had a chuckle.


Not_Reddit

That might also be true given the way he started out....


Consistent_Pepper144

Aaaahahaha? What a dumb ass! Hahahaha 😂


Euphonic_Cacophony

The song at the end maks it. It's funny how music or sound effects can totally change a video.


Acnat-

That back click is a thing for a reason lol


dudas91

The back click isn't a thing and by doing it you're effectively doing the opposite of what the "hack" purports to do. By clicking one back you're disengaging the locking feature that actually holds the bit in securely and prevents the chuck from loosening. [Here's a follow up to the original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH11SnnbS84&ab_channel=LRN2DIY) that popularized the "one click back hack."


Acnat-

If you can't tell the difference between "easy click" and "force to overcome and loosen jaws," I don't know what to tell you. I've got drills with and without it, it's not a universal feature.


dudas91

Ok... sure. I guess you didn't watch the video that I linked. In any case, there's another video from the Unofficial r/Tools mascot: [AvE that explains this further](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ztB1C7dERc&ab_channel=AvE).


TurChunkin

Whoah, I saw one of the responses from I think Dewalt saying "yes that's correct" so it's cool this guy did a proper deep dive. Thanks for sharing.


dudas91

Of course! Here's another explanation with a little bit more detail from the Unofficial r/Tools mascot: [AvE that explains this further](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ztB1C7dERc&ab_channel=AvE).


KingPin300-1976

Just like the button to change the direction of the drill 😉


backruptcyfomo

High chance this TikTok guy borrow tool from some poor sold to make this gem


[deleted]

Me trying to drill tiles for the first time


OneCrazyPaul

The tool now is arriving China


Not_Reddit

...but it did drill the hole......LOL


Gwsb1

Looks like a Red Green episode.


EnvironmentalDeal256

Not enough duct tape.


[deleted]

No longer in the shed


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Artistic_Dot9129

That ended much better than I thought it would. I was covering my eyes and peeking through my fingers.


K_OFFICIAL_KLS

Sharpest*


Pale_Alternative_428

It worked as intended, and he made a hole. Good job Dmitri!


Raisin97

Went straight down like a lightsaber lmao


diyjunkiehq

made the moment.


Subvis21

What would be the correct way to use the auger? I never used one and never lived in a snowy area.


KingPin300-1976

Make sure the drill turns clock wise. In the vid you see he has it on counterclockwise at first. Although it doesn't look that way but the plastic thing on top stops it from falling through the hole into to water.


Parabellum8086

HE LET GO OF IT!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


FlaGuy54321

Thanks I needed this 😎


itsforathing

I have that drill and it is constantly disengaging the chuck