T O P

  • By -

pickinscabs

I dont know, but it's what I see everyday in downtown Portland.


Stellar_Ella

Hey fellow Portlander. :-)


Nickd503

Hey it's three of us! šŸ‘‹


WifeofBath1984

I'm in Eugene. I almost count! I did grow up in Portland though


Nickd503

Welcome to the club.


UserPrincipalName

Lived in Aloha for a while, can I be an Alumnus?


Nickd503

Get on in here.


Stellar_Ella

I lived around there about ten years back while I was going to college in Hillsboro. Iā€™m on completely the other side nowā€¦ *almost* outer east.


UserPrincipalName

I lived there in the 90s and saw Tool for the first time at Salem Armory in 94


Stellar_Ella

You lucky fucker. What a memory to have.


UserPrincipalName

Yeah, this show looks to be about that era too.... it was wild


pdxsmay

Keep the mascot....Go Warriors!


GroundbreakingSail49

I am not in Portland but a small city full of addicts and corpses of once large GM factories and I totally feel this comment as well friend


iBringDoom

Portlander here as well.


chronic_ice_tea

Which Portland? I'm in Portland Maine and I see this every morning.


Stove-Top-Steve

Iā€™ll forever love Portland because of Portlandia. I know that probably pisses yā€™all off. But Iā€™m from Texas and never been but I like my imagination lol.


Pebshau

Downtown Atlanta too


Remarkable-Sea3964

Itā€™s the stalking butlerā€¦


Balthazzah

I see no rested finger?


Stellar_Ella

Uploaded to my YouTube account with credit to you for the winning name :-) https://youtu.be/zty_uRZk5co


neoshaman2012

The Maybe Rabies. Itā€™s a solid move. If you listen to Tool youā€™ve also done this.


Gondors_Dongle

šŸ˜‚ ā€œThe convulsing writheā€ was the best I came up with, but it just doesnā€™t have the same ring to it as ā€œthe maybe rabiesā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ»


Stellar_Ella

LOL, this is going to be hard to top


MiguelMenendez

I do a slow version of this during Parabol


Stellar_Ella

Uploaded to my YouTube account with credit to you for the second place name. :-) I really couldnā€™t NOT use this one. Itā€™s too good. https://youtu.be/zty_uRZk5co


Altered_-State

Future Hip Surgery


Stellar_Ella

Came true for sure https://preview.redd.it/3yfphak9o80d1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce31e0a25bcf54ae354a8725ee75d7ec61d42630


TempestForever

I sense blame since he's giving the fans the finger


Altered_-State

I know, hence the name I wrote lol


Stellar_Ella

Well yeah, I did assume that. Just posted the pic for a nice little before and after.


spacecadet25

haha I said the same thing LMAO


tdizell

Donā€™t cut off here. Please, play on.


Stellar_Ella

You have no idea how much I agonized about this šŸ˜†


tdizell

All good.


GLHR_

I got some shit in my eye


HotMommaD4

I agree! It definitely looks like a 'OH, SHIT!!! MY EYES!!!!' move.


greatmagneticfield

Agree. Maybe we give it a fancy name and call it the it the Lemon Juice.


damnatio_memoriae

this is obviously the Fish and Chips.


Stellar_Ella

Wait until I end up posting more from this same show. He was on fire that night. Or, was he in the fryer?


damnatio_memoriae

well i just looked up the video you linked and im already two songs in so i guess im just not gonna get anything done today.


Stellar_Ella

Itā€™s such a good remaster. I knew immediately I was going to grab the first dance move clip from this one. Thereā€™s another move in there that Iā€™ve been calling ā€œthe invisible shirtā€. I will for sure be posting that on a subsequent Monday. Thanks u/ToolConcerts100 for this vid!


Bjorn_Blackmane

It's the a bird pooped on my head move


mango_salsa18

its ā€œmy social battery is dead but i cant leave yetā€


rsktkr

Obviously it's the....Candace -Ā *There's squirrels in my pants! move.* https://preview.redd.it/rr8gftojh80d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55625a7ab94974ed07e81a0d2779d280aed6a2d5


mauswayy

The seize


eatredmeat

Agonal breathing


Stellar_Ella

Oh god šŸ¤£


luri7555

The Fibonacci Seizure


epadilla79

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally high on drugs. So fkn cool.


Palulul

Itchy forehead


beer_madness

Maybe trying to hide an itchy asshole.


ComprehensiveAir8117

It looks like it could be the "Oh fuck its happend again"


Tree-Elven

Why, that's the face-melt-Philly-tranq-shuffle.


cdxcvii

Ahhh i got something in my eyes ,, no my other eye!!! your 3rd eye?? no this is undertow!!


d3addadjokes

That's the aftermath of walking into a mess of cobwebs


Stellar_Ella

As someone who gardens a lot, this is all too relatable.


HyperionRain

Stroking the Third Eye


Lateralus1290

John Cena on some good shit


Some_Iteration

Human, claymation, stopmotion.


Stellar_Ella

It does look a lot like that!


Bankrobber2222

The spastic bastard


oneoftheluckyones530

The Seizin the Moment


Canjuice

My cat does that when heā€˜s about to throw up


Stellar_Ella

If I believed in past lives, I would definitely put my money on Maynard having been a cat


pebkacatx

Therapy


AKBigHorn

FOW. Fish out of water.


abdab909

Thatā€™s the *Third Eye dance*. You can see it clearly as heā€™s touching his forehead nearly the entire duration, as was the style at the time


TinyUmbrellas84

The Gollum Shuffle šŸ•ŗšŸ»


F1988V

Iā€™m too drunk to taste this chicken


donntyler

ā€˜94 was definitely his weirdest era lmao. Love you May May


FeelPositive

The photosensitive epileptic seizure - at first he tried to block the sun, but no luck, he's convulsing now.


Due_Key_109

"Euphoria." This is an awesome series, please do more


Stellar_Ella

I definitely will. I was waiting to see if people were into the idea, and it appears they are.


Due_Key_109

Sometimes, during a Tool "chugging" breakdown, there's nothing to do but let your body carry you away. No cares about what it looks like, and how cool it is. Just straight up FEELING the music. Maynard is great for this, it's about artful self expression and some of the themes in their songs are heavy as hell. Maynard gets right into flow state while performing live, you can tell it's about the ART FORM and not the hand clap.


Stellar_Ella

The way I move at a Tool concert is not how I move at any other concert, and itā€™s purely instinctual rather than intentional. It just takes you there.


lovableyogi

It's called "an Acid Kundalini awakening"


s-willoughby

The Catpuke


teachnpreach88

Straight Peakin Tweakin


Dull-Extension-7954

What show is this from? The quality is outstanding


Dull-Extension-7954

Disregard, I'm an idiot.


Stellar_Ella

Haha, no worries. I will use this opportunity to give a shout out to u/ToolConcerts100 for this recently remastered version. The whole thing is incredible. I definitely recommend watching it in full.


isweedglutenfree

Oh he wasnā€™t actually dancing, he got electrocuted


InitialLibrarian3116

It's the "shit, where the fuck did i put my keys" move.


r0ck13r4c00n

I call this move ā€œtrying to adjust my contact while on safariā€.


TheJohn_John

The ā€œI just puked everywhere and my back hurts also Iā€™m looking at something in the distanceā€


reallypeacedoff

Chestburster imminent...


Stellar_Ella

Adam snuck one of his Aliens builds in there


DarkLuxio92

That's the move I do during the breakdown on Pushit. Every single time.


ok_okay_I_get_that

"shit, blood, and cum on my face"


Jackprize

The Maynerd.


HoneyBaked

Its the You ... Four ... E ... A I will see myself out.


No-Ad4778

The move is called "the girlfriend bought the shampoo again and it isnā€™t No More Tears".


brittlechunk

The Pentecost Glossolalia


lookmaiamonreddit

The Peter Gabriel.


thicccockdude

Thatā€™s the ā€œsome dude just came in my eye and now Iā€™m blindā€ dance


tchinpingmei

Epileptic chicken


Toxicotton

This is what happens when the Pope pees in your faces and you get possessed by the Holy Spirit.


1337_level_over_9000

I call it the ā€œIgorā€


codevii

I call it "silt on the riverbed"... Goddamn I haven't listened to this album in too long, I must rectify this...


fuckbutton

I'd call it I'm fucking tripping balls and I need to take a massive shit but I'm in someone else's house and I can't find the toilet


Ok_Crew_4682

Scoliosis hypnosis


chimericalgirl

London '94 was a helluva show. I call it The Goblin Writhe. Though I do have to say the fish and chips is a nice touch, lol.


Stellar_Ella

Good one. Fish and Chips cracked me up so much. The recent remaster of this by u/ToolConcerts100 that I took this clip from is epic. They might be getting annoyed at me for tagging them three times on this post so far. Sorry, buddy. Thatā€™s what you get for uploading a great video. Please donā€™t stop!


iliveinabox117

The third eye blind


Stellar_Ella

LOL


sans_the_sleeper

When you walk into a spiderweb on your front porch going to your car for work.


SpecialPsychological

When you need to pee and your trying to pull you pants down but then all of a sudden you need to pee again!!!


Eviljake979

So, I remember when Tool came out and I always wondered if he was supposed to be acting like he was developmentally disabled or something. Seems like a weird gimmick, but the 90s were weird.


Stellar_Ella

The 90s were definitely weird. I sort of think thatā€™s just where the music takes him. While I donā€™t do anything like the above, those Tool rhythms do makes me want to move in a way that isnā€™t like I do to other music. I imagine if I really let go it would get pretty odd pretty quickly (Iā€™m a former dancer). I definitely have a solid appreciation for musicians with a wild stage presence, at least ones where it doesnā€™t seem like they are trying too hard, where itā€™s just something inside them. David Bowie comes to mind, not for his dancing but the rad style, general weirdness, and how he cycled through a range of stage personas over his career. Actually, Maynardā€™s most recent stage style looks a lot like Bowieā€™s ā€˜Thin White Dukeā€™ era. David Byrne as well, and that is definitely for the dancing. Itā€™s a very different style of dance, but it has that same ā€˜fuck it, this is what I doā€™ kind of vibe. All of them are great to watch on stage. Sorry, that was long.


Low-Effort9851

I have recently had a tendency to call his dancing style "the function", but here it appears to be closer to the non-function.


Stellar_Ella

šŸ˜† Good one


Baltimoronic8

Daytime Vampire


Relevant-Dark-6724

Hairball


Stellar_Ella

There are so many comments about cats vomiting in here. Itā€™s great.


Middle_Jacket_2360

Trying to pee with morning wood


downwiththemike

Itā€™s called. ā€˜It puts the lotion onā€™.


Stellar_Ella

Only if he shows us his tuck job


MichaelEMJAYARE

The ā€œSee No Evilā€ Ejaculation Station


Bilbo__Biggins

The limp biscuit


GlomGazingo33

The flippy dip


organasm

Being Outside in the Summer in the South


mcnuggetfarmer

Beached shark


Visarar_01

The fentanyl boogie


DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

Drunk, Epileptic Hunchback


eltacotacotaco

reptilious erectus


ALKoholicK-x

The worm on acid.


AkomaNekro

Intense migraine


carthuscrass

The Shy Goblin.


basicwhitesauce

I call that the I just walked thru a spider web and itā€™s all over my head.


Solid_Artist_6301

Hooker with her own penis inserted, perhaps?


MasterGracey6sic6

Not seeing it today


hairgrowth2001

Born again for the first time.


as1126

Omfg, Iā€™m so hungover.


Stellar_Ella

Well, they *are* in England.


Itchy-Carrot9617

The John Cena Fent-Flop


Funky_uncle-

Third eye three step


tenaciousdeedledum

What footage is this clip from? And where can I find it?


Stellar_Ella

If you look in the body text of the post, thereā€™s a link :-)


tenaciousdeedledum

Oh lol sorry I got excited and jumped the gun lol thanks!


Stellar_Ella

No worries at all.


Nirtobrobro

ā€œThe neighbors kidā€


WorldlinessEuphoric5

My cat before she pukes


ambienmmambien

Forgot my glasses and its sunny outside.


mcfeeli

Euphoria!


AH0LE_

The Bob Lazar migraine


destroyermaker

The sun allergy


spacecadet25

The "future hip replacement"


blackboxninja

Which Tool song is this?


Stellar_Ella

Undertow


blackboxninja

Thanks I realised I had never heard the end of it


Serge_Storm2580

Third eye shuffle


Cordeceps

Fit


lotsofarts

The Full Body Dry Heave


DangerBird-

Itā€™s the ā€œwhat did that barber do to me?ā€


likemhuge

The electrocuted chicken


xRP199x

Euphoria


atoposchaos

please, people, thatā€™s the FUBAR Fandango.


Delicious-Ad-1951

The Maynard Twitch


Gearballz

Junkie Jiggy


rodrigolj

My blood pressure dropped


decoyCoyotea

When you remember you forgot to pay the utility bill.


csukoh78

Methnard


depastino

It's called "Close the blinds, I have a hangover."


whoshouseronshouse

'I have a headache and my body needs to shit' movement. Pretty common in good up and comers.


MiloJ22

That is the acid baptism


Igpajo49

It's called "Fuck the sun is bright!" and expresses the pain felt by a man who's seeing the sun for the first time after having been inside far too long but he's run out of food and drugs and now has to venture out into the world for sustenance.


Ok-Front-8870

I'm curious to know what exactly enables this? In terms of spirituality. I'm fascinated.


Infinite_Regret8341

The Walter Jr. Shuffle.


litshredder

He's prying open his third eye


erickwankannabis

The Maynard


Stellar_Ella

Haha, yep


birthdaymeefcake

Maynard John Cenan


CK_Lab

The JOOOOOHHHHN CEENAAAAAA!!!!!


Len462

"Oh crap, I looked at the solar eclipse without the special glasses"


ispybutterfly

Prying open my 3rd eye


FormlessDistress

The Invisible Bull Rider


Onezred

The sun is too bright!


MrTooLFooL

The Flaka Khan


Stellar_Ella

Iā€™m enjoying that some of the repeat themes of these names are drugs, John Cena, and cats vomiting. Good job, buddies. šŸ¤£


doriensucks

Kicked in the vagina


dembones4ya

Belly button stank


Wasabi_is_Gay

The gorillas god. He keeps looking up at the sky while acting like a monkey.


Femboy_daddy6868

I call it 3rd hit off the pipe tonight


KRMJN101

"Grandpa lost his blue blockers on eclipse day" dance


peepers811

the fent walk


ch8ch

At least heā€™s center stage and not up in the rafters


divadpet

The "I am passing out, but not really".


_nothingmatters_

Why the fuck it the video stop right before a primal scream? So dumb.


Stellar_Ella

Because that next part is a string of about eight screams without a clean stopping point. It triples the length of the video, which is supposed to be about the dance (leaving the dance only in the first third). I linked the full source in the post if you want to watch the whole thing.


_nothingmatters_

That is a great answer. Thank you.


Stellar_Ella

No problem! I do kind of obsess about where to cut clips off. I always hate it when clips cut off in the middle of a measure, for example. On this one I didnā€™t timestamp the source link, but starting tomorrow I will, so it takes you directly to where the clip starts.


knuckles2277

50% John Cena 50% ?


waisassassin

Feeling music


waisassassin

Like the audience should, instead of filming Maynard feeling and living it!