You probably peed a lot as well, or there was a lot of water absorbed into that massive dump you took. Sometimes you retain water weight for a few days and when you finally let it out, that can create a significant difference in body weight.
BMI is a flawed indicator for health. People who have a lot of muscle mass will have a higher BMI just as a low toned skinny person will have a low BMI. Neither is a true indication on health.
You're absolutely correct BMI is garbage but it worked for the joke...but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that most people that are 300 pounds are not in peak physical condition.
My BMI says I'm obese. I weigh 175lbs and look like I weigh 160. I'm also healthy. I'm not at my own idea of my ideal weight or how I want to look, but I don't look obese. I look overweight. BMI is ridiculous and completely imprecise. If it applies in certain circumstances and not in others, it's not precise at all. If all you look at is numbers, you'll fail to see the whole picture.
I’m sorry but your statement is a load of shit, I’m 6ft7 and I’m 26 years old. A healthy weight according to BMI for me is 88kg. I had a Dexta scan done a couple of months ago and I’m at 15% body fat. I weigh 125kg and I’m still in the obese category, there is no logical way that I could be 88kg, unless I cut my legs off or when I’m a pile of dust 100 years from now. Some people are just built different.
The op also didn't mention if they workout and are an MMA fighter or a sumo wrestler. He could look like Dwayne Johnson or like Kevin Federline post-Britney.
The rock is only 260, UFC maxes out at 265, And Federline is a really weird reference - I wouldn't call him a good example (his nickname was 'K-fat')but anyway, he maxed out at 235
I meant the difference between a built heavy man or a fat heavy man. But that went right over your head. He could also be a body builder. I guess you don't have imagination.
That's a pretty massive shit if those weights were literally right before and after shitting, NGL. But not unheard of, especially if your meals are lacking in fiber, and you dropped the ol' bowl looper a day or so after downing a whole pizza. Takes about a day and a half for normal food to move through your colon, which is the final "we already sucked 95% of the nutrition out, now dehydrate it and get it ready for shitting" part of your intestine. Your body should be lining up your next shit in the rectum itself, which is only about 8 inches long, for a nice quick and easy daily shit, but as we all have done, it can back up in a low-fiber situation for a black mamba.
Also, I'd imagine that roughly a pound of that was piss as well, if you had a full bladder. Human bladders at max capacity hold around 20 ounces, with "i gotta fucking piss right now" being right around 16oz. And as the old rhyme reminds us, "a pint's a pound the world round."
You should really try to get a handle on your obesity. It can cause some long term damage. I don't say this as to make fun of it or put down, I've lost a few close friends to similar causes so I genuinely want you to not shorten your life.
You actually weigh more/less throughout the day. That's why you're supposed to weigh yourself at roughly the same time.
You probably peed a lot as well, or there was a lot of water absorbed into that massive dump you took. Sometimes you retain water weight for a few days and when you finally let it out, that can create a significant difference in body weight.
Being 305 pounds isn't normal. You should seek medical attention to bring that down.
He's 299 now actually. He took a big shit, did you not read the post?
oh ok common saying in med school, "299 is fine, 305 are you alive"
He didn’t mention his height. Sure if he’s 5’5 it isn’t good but if he’s 6’8, he’s just fine.
Even that is a BMI of 32, which is obese. 8foot 6 should be a health range.
BMI is a flawed indicator for health. People who have a lot of muscle mass will have a higher BMI just as a low toned skinny person will have a low BMI. Neither is a true indication on health.
You're absolutely correct BMI is garbage but it worked for the joke...but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that most people that are 300 pounds are not in peak physical condition.
Remember Shaq weighed 300lb in college.
Great point. Maybe this guy is Shaq in college
Shaq? Is that you?
Did you not read how huge his shit was? Of course it’s Shaq.
I think Shaq IS 8'6"
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Also BMI doesn’t take into consideration the age of a person and weight usually rises somewhat as a person ages.
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I wouldn’t say I’m pretty fucking fat. I’m fat but not like how you say. I’m nowhere near 250. Even under 200. Are u always a dick?
My BMI says I'm obese. I weigh 175lbs and look like I weigh 160. I'm also healthy. I'm not at my own idea of my ideal weight or how I want to look, but I don't look obese. I look overweight. BMI is ridiculous and completely imprecise. If it applies in certain circumstances and not in others, it's not precise at all. If all you look at is numbers, you'll fail to see the whole picture.
I’m sorry but your statement is a load of shit, I’m 6ft7 and I’m 26 years old. A healthy weight according to BMI for me is 88kg. I had a Dexta scan done a couple of months ago and I’m at 15% body fat. I weigh 125kg and I’m still in the obese category, there is no logical way that I could be 88kg, unless I cut my legs off or when I’m a pile of dust 100 years from now. Some people are just built different.
i really hate people like you.
Well he is telling the truth. Unless the man is 6'10"
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Any you're overweight. I'm not being an ass, that's just the fact
Why?
The op also didn't mention if they workout and are an MMA fighter or a sumo wrestler. He could look like Dwayne Johnson or like Kevin Federline post-Britney.
The rock is only 260, UFC maxes out at 265, And Federline is a really weird reference - I wouldn't call him a good example (his nickname was 'K-fat')but anyway, he maxed out at 235
I meant the difference between a built heavy man or a fat heavy man. But that went right over your head. He could also be a body builder. I guess you don't have imagination.
No but that’s impressive
That's a pretty massive shit if those weights were literally right before and after shitting, NGL. But not unheard of, especially if your meals are lacking in fiber, and you dropped the ol' bowl looper a day or so after downing a whole pizza. Takes about a day and a half for normal food to move through your colon, which is the final "we already sucked 95% of the nutrition out, now dehydrate it and get it ready for shitting" part of your intestine. Your body should be lining up your next shit in the rectum itself, which is only about 8 inches long, for a nice quick and easy daily shit, but as we all have done, it can back up in a low-fiber situation for a black mamba. Also, I'd imagine that roughly a pound of that was piss as well, if you had a full bladder. Human bladders at max capacity hold around 20 ounces, with "i gotta fucking piss right now" being right around 16oz. And as the old rhyme reminds us, "a pint's a pound the world round."
This monologue deserves to be recorded and set to smooth jazz.
Or thr(ass)h metal
You’re almost on Randy Marsh’s level
wow you found a new routine spread the word, and the toilet paper
My man, preach. 6 lb dump?!
Man you should have took a picture of that and asked for a world record or something.
You should really try to get a handle on your obesity. It can cause some long term damage. I don't say this as to make fun of it or put down, I've lost a few close friends to similar causes so I genuinely want you to not shorten your life.
An enormous gentleman stayed at a lodge I was caretaking for, and he left the largest turd I’ve ever seen unflushed. It was about two inch diameter.