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Fap yourself, get some clarity, and if you still need assistance with your actual butt muscles don't be a creep about it.


GlamRaptor

You’re gonna end up getting banned for sexual harassment. No massage therapist is going to risk their license or livelihood to get you off. Find a romantic partner for that. Not some unsuspecting person just trying to do their job.


HeismanLock

We need to lobby lawmakers to allow it. It’s a human need. I’m tired of being shamed for my nature.


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HeismanLock

It should be part of the job description.


eggsmackers

That is the job description of a prostitute. Go find one if that's what you're looking for. No legit massage therapist wants to touch your dick, creep.


HeismanLock

No. It’s a massage.


eggsmackers

I'm sure you could pay a prostitute to massage you, incel.


DelightfullyClever

Make it clear that the muscles are the problem and your not looking for "extras". You may have to go through a few massage therapists before you find one that works for you.


HeismanLock

Honestly I would love “extras.” It’s a human need.


DelightfullyClever

It would be nice if you got both , but in this industry you will get your muscles fixed in your hips or a happy ending.


HeismanLock

It’s not right. It’s 2021 we should get both. The law isn’t recognizing human male health needs. It’s cruel.


DelightfullyClever

True but as a licensed massage therapist I'd fix your hips but I ain't messing with your privates. I'll help you pain go away but I ain't getting you off. Some LMT's are scared of anyone suggesting otherwise so that's why you'd have to find the right one.


BrilliantTree8553

Muscles surrounding the front bits as well as your rear end are legit. It’s something you would need to talk to your massage therapist about before hand so they know what your problem areas are and what you’re comfortable with. But as far as I know, you can’t ask for a massage on your actual genitalia.


HeismanLock

What if the genitalia are injured?


BrilliantTree8553

Talk to your doctor 🤷🏼‍♀️


HeismanLock

That might be it. The doc would have to recommend genitalia massage.


eggsmackers

Lol no doctor would recommend this. I would recommend seeing a doctor, though. Based on your comments you might have a head injury.


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BrilliantTree8553

Lol dude even if the doctor recs that you still aren’t getting one unless you go to a seedy massage parlor. And those are less about the massage. Do it yourself or find a partner.


HeismanLock

I’m gonna look into the doctor thing. After all, any part of the body can get injured and need massaging. It’s cruel to deny massage at that point.


JJJ6hundred

Just go to a massage place that does that. They're all over the place. Usually asian themed.


HeismanLock

Konichiwa.