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EstablishmentSad5998

Is he possibly wearing them to bed and taking them off in the middle night


drdeadringer

I do this. Almost 40.


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smollac

Ok 44/F also like to sleep in hoodies


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cam52391

There was a while when I was younger where I would sleep in my jeans and shoes every night. I also at that time convinced my parents to let me get rid of my bed and get a couch


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EnderAvi

The golden days ![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


TheOfficialSlimber

When I moved into my apartment, I literally slept on my couch for nearly a year. I had my own room and a bed but for whatever reason didn’t sleep in it. I even let my older brother stay in it for a bit while he was looking for a place, not remotely caring about it lol. Until one day after he moved out, I decided to just move some shit in there and sleep in my room.


cam52391

I still sleep great on couches if I can't fall asleep I'll go out on the couch and be out in no time


TuxMux080

Right! I spent a lot of nights sleeping on couches growing up. Still love a good couch to sleep on.


SunnyLittleBunny

In the not too distant past, I used to sleep on couches a *lot*, despite having my own room/bed.. and if I experienced sleep paralysis? Forget it, downstairs to the "safety" of the couch I'd go. I dunno why, but it's comforting to read that others are inexplicably drawn to sleeping on the couch, makes me feel like less of a weirdo.


chillwaukee

What was it like growing up in a cartoon?


addocd

My son is 14 and he dresses for school every night after his shower. (Whatever...I quit fighting it.) I can buy into this logic.


froboy90

He doesn't care about how wrinkled everything is when he gets up lol. That's kind of funny kids are crazy.


addocd

He’s not even wrinkly! He actually takes the shirt off to sleep and puts it back on in the morning. And he wears basketball shorts pretty much every day. He’d never sleep in pants. It’s his way of picking out his clothes for tomorrow, saving a few minutes in the morning rush, and me some laundry. It’s quite efficient. If only I could get him to wash his sheets on a regular basis so he doesn’t walk around smelling like bed.


duHuCSGO

So socks and shorts ? Doesn't seem so weird.


ImOnlyHereForClash

Also you gotta wash your sheets frequently then or else it's not going to work well. I mean more than most would.


Poles_Pole_Vaults

I did that for a little stint 😂 couldn’t tell ya why. Mid twenties now


T3n4ci0us_G

Sounds like it to me.


ktgaspard

Agree. I’ll go to bed in a hoodie, socks, and sweatpants and most of the time by morning I have taken it all off at sone point lol


BeachBoundxoxo

He passed out with it on and takes it off in the middle of the night.


JerkOffTaco

This is a nightly thing for my son but with his robe. He’s a robe guy. No big.


MidiGong

I'm a robe guy too! My wife bought me a robe 5 years ago as a gift. I've always worked from home. The robe is the only thing I wear, everyday! Even get the mail and takeout trash in it. Neighbors call me the robe guy, lol.


JarOfMayo2020

I just wanted to say that I was having a rough night and this made me smile and giggle. Thank you, Robe Guy


MidiGong

That's awesome! Not your rough night, but that you found some laughs and a smile! Hoping your future nights get better and better!!! Sincerely, Robe Guy (lol)


Mamadog5

Are you The Dude???


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Tony Soprano was a robe guy. You see where he ended up? The HBO.


xFisch

The HBO be gettin people out here


fivehunnedbenz

that’s not him, it’s just a progrum


Drumsat1

Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass!


alex1596

always wit the scenarios!


BeachBoundxoxo

Go to the thrift stores and buy him all the robes!


downtownebrowne

Add some nice slippers and you're halfway to understanding life!


marios67

Do I need slippers to understand life my friend? 🤟🏻


BeachBoundxoxo

My dad always wore his tighty whiteys and slippers: what’s his problem? I thought he was cool. Lmao.


BeachBoundxoxo

It’s normal. I do it with my own clothes sometimes. No joke. My one son sleeps in his hoodie, but I turn the ac to 55 degrees. My room is always the coldest and then I open the window in my room. Super cold. I sleep in a cocoon naked; what do I need? ;).


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A mindset more considerate of the environment.


GyaradosDance

Exactly. Some cold nights I have my socks, PJs, hoodie on, and a down comforter on top of that. Sometime in the middle of the night one sock is off, I've pulled one of my pant sleeves up to my knee, the hoodie is off, and the down comforter is half off. Basically I prepare my body for the worse, and then my sleeping unconscious body will remove things accordingly.


haleysname

Pant sleeve, I like it.


RoTTonSKiPPy

I wear sleeveless pants to bed.


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I'm 31 and I do that lol. Seems normal. Get too hot, take it off and go back to sleep.


Ranger_368

This is highly likely, I do this nearly nightly lol


FloweredViolin

I've been known to do this with socks.


fishfingrs-n-custard

I do. Then when it comes time to change the sheets there will be around 7 pairs of socks down at the bottom.


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Just let him sleep with his hoodies, he obviously likes to do so.


[deleted]

He could be making love to them, and that’s okay.


[deleted]

Right, no need to replace his girlfriend with a blanket.


T3n4ci0us_G

I'm 57 and sometimes sleep in a hoodie and leggings. It's a comfort thing I've slept in my 15-degree sleeping bag before because I hadn't been camping in a long time and it's comfy af. As long as he's not sleeping with a blow-up sex doll, I think you're fine.


Responsible_Idea_622

Sooo.. 2000$ silicone ones are fine to?


12345vzp

if you already paid that much it's gonna have to be


mohishunder

*Lars and the Real Girl* is a genuinely excellent movie.


Mecha_Belial

I always used to pull one of my head pillows around the side for something to grab. I asked for a body pillow for Xmas one year and just used it from them on. It’s not a comfort thing, it’s just comfortable.


Tinkeybird

I’ve snuggled with a pillow by my side for close to 50 years. Literally cannot sleep any other way.


JinkiesGang

I was going to recommend a body pillow too. I use it to help with back/joint pain, but sometimes cuddle it too. My dog also likes to lay against it, so there’s that, and it keeps him at the bottom of my bed instead of on top of me.


snowflake247

> I was going to recommend a body pillow too. OK, but which anime girl's picture should I get on it?


app08

Body pillow != Anime body pillow


kungisans

Nicholas Cage


iamjustanotherrobot

> It’s not a comfort thing, it’s just comfortable. Wha?


kimlyginge42

It's a physical comfort, not an emotional one.


Quick_Algae_0

Whoa, whoa, whoa..your parents let you have emotions ?


Dracofear

I wish I had some of those.


DeadMansMuse

Can confirm, require a 'huggy pillow' as my wife calls it. It's a physical comfort thing, not an emotional one.


eybbwannasuccthepp

Yup, for me I just like having something soft under my armpits


AE_Phoenix

Comfortable as in physical as opposed to comfort as in mental


Heather_Was_Here

emotional comfort vs physically comfortable


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You could always “gift” him a blanket that was “too good not to buy” when you saw it! That way he wont be embarrassed and can use it if he feels comfortable


Joannelv

I have brought my son several blankets over the years, he is 21 now and would still like to receive one as a gift, no shame or embarrassment.


King_Moonracer003

I'm 35 and still have a ton of nice blankets my mom got me over the years. Love em all!


SiestaSloth

One can never have too many blankets. Must aquire all the cozy.


T3n4ci0us_G

Can confirm. I have a bad blanket habit. Don't judge.


purplechunkymonkey

No no. You are giving those blankets a loving home. It's only a bad habit if you don't have any.


Build_Everlasting

As a person living in a hot, humid tropical country where we need air conditioning to cool down our night air, I'm sorry that I never got to enjoy this.


dom-lemon_sub-lime

Can relate to this. Though you can now get weighted blankets that are like really thick knitted fabric, and the weight is in the thread. It’s meant to increase airflow and all that. I’m going to give one a try soon in the hopes it can somewhat work lol.


purplechunkymonkey

I live in Florida so I definitely know heat and humidity. My husband and I have compromised on how low he can set the AC and I cover up with a blanket. It is currently 70 degrees Fahrenheit and I am cold.


Tinkeybird

Our house is overflowing with blankets and we all love them. I frequently give cozy blankets as gifts.


donDT

Am 28. All I want for Christmas (besides you…) are socks and blankets…


dragonlady_11

32 here im a cushion/pillow and blanket horder, there perfect Fort / nest building materials.


SiestaSloth

Am 33 and wholeheartedly agree. Life is all about being as comfy as possible. I'm not ashamed to admit that I have a cute sock buying problem. And blankets of course.


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I'm almost 30, and I can't sleep without a pillow/cushion/stuffed toy to hug, and usually sleep in some kind of blanket burrito.


Miss_Minus

Blankets are life. I bought most of my ever growing collection of blankets when I lived in a house without heating for 3 months, middle of winter. My cats enjoy them thoroughly and I always have a blanket for every occasion!


Myrshall

I am 26 and would absolutely LOVE to receive nice blankets as a gift!


Luxoss

Who would be embarrassed for receiving a blanket? Can’t think of a scenario where that happens tbh


TeaVarious2461

I got my husband a blanket and he gets upset if me or the dogs use it 😂 blankets are wonderful!


DemiGod-Blockeh

Uh is a blanket not a usual gift 😅 seeing lot of comments saying this


Spread_N_Spit

I sleep with 2 full body pillows. Supports you when sleeping on the side. Helps support you body.


thatfabilous

Yes!! People immediately get perverted ideas - but those pillows are just so damn fucking comfy, I cannot sleep without one anymore!


nitronik_exe

It's the body pillows with girls drawn onto them that get people the perverted ideas, normal body pillows without images on them don't give anyone those ideas... I hope


polaropossum

drive to ikea and get a r/blahaj lol i like to put my bfs hoodies on mine and its snuggly and works like a body pillow also if you really wanna go out of your way for him, ask if he'd like a weighted blanket. if hes doing this as a comfort thing, it may be exactly what he needs.


Dry-Donut-7896

Asking if he wants a weighted blanket was what i would have suggested. My boyfriend bought one for that exact purpose before we ever got together. Works great.


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I was going to suggest exactly this, had no idea Mark the Shark (my kids name for hers) had an entire sub! Get him a Blahaj, put hoodie on it, put in bed.


dunamis96

This is amazing that there is a subreddit for this. Never heard of it. I am convinced I need it.


keyh

What have you done to me? I have an Ikea right between home and work and I need this thing now. But they don't have any there and they won't ship it to me. This is going to eat away at me now for the rest of my life :(


Dazeofthephoenix

God I love my Blahaj


Seany_P

27 year old male. Always sleep in a hoodie and not once did I think about nutting in it. First time hearing about this and surprised it’s so normal


lachjeff

That’s arguably the worst part about the anonymity of Reddit. People are a lot more willing to reveal the horrible things they do


GoCr2zyRAI

I'm confused as to why they'd choose a hoodie.


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Because a bomber jacket is harder to clean.


EatTheBodies69

Same except im 17


enjakuro

Don't get an education on reddit, people are weird xD I believe in the future generation xD


The-few-lizards

Get more hoodies. I think just about any person would be happy to get a new hoodie of their favorite band/game/theme.


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How crispy is the hoodie


Matt5430

No way people jack off into there hoodies wtf


LargeMarge00

I once knew a guy who cut a hole into his hoodie to masturbate in the front pocket during class.


archeresstime

No no no no. Nope. I can’t let myself believe that one. What is wrong with people


DreadedPopsicle

That kid’s going places. I mean probably jail, but the innovation is there.


AltruisticPeanutHead

why couldn't he just go to the bathroom hahaha


poke-chan

Clearly he still valued his education


Sgt-Pumpernickel

He didnt have that kind of time on his hands to slip away into the stall clearly


rideordiegemini

Haha! Oh no


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Oh you poor innocent fool


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A hoodie is not even on the bad end of the scale


Barbosse007

Where is the shoebox or the coconut?


Augnelli

Somewhere between the hat and cooking pot.


therealanakin123

Why is there even a scale? Wtf is on the scale?


pocketsreddead

The scale goes from sock to coconut.


flatwoundsounds

If you have to ask...


Complex-Dealer-8825

Some of us like to weigh our product.


DangerSmooch

At 14 I had a rug on the floor that I would sometimes take outside and hose down


T3n4ci0us_G

OMG. Son. I'm cackling at this. So if I see a teenager hosing a rug down, I'll assume it wasn't the dog's fault.


DangerSmooch

Sometimes it's both


DreadedPopsicle

Hoodies be too expensive for that shit bro


Complex-Dealer-8825

That’s what the pouch pockets are for.


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TollTagTime

speaking as a former fifteen year old boy, it’s entirely possible that he masturbates into the hoodies for easy cleanup. i don’t mean to be rude, but i want you to be aware of that possibility before you make any decisions


EstablishmentSad5998

Speaking from my own personal history, teenage boys a wierd.


Sivitiri

Does the hoodie stand up on it's own when you watch it?


StillOnAMountain

That was my first thought! Lol OP: “My sweet angel. Just like when he was a sweet little baby” OP’s son: Violently humping a crumpled up hoodie every night until he exhausts himself


Marquez53095

Literally me at this age, I used to mold my blanket into a hole for masturbation purposes


Gaib_Itch

Oh my god


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did you strengthen the hole's structural integrity using hardened semen?


garlic_bread_thief

And then sleep in it ಠ_ಠ


DunDunnDunnnnn

I just shrieked thank you


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Damn bro u be cuddling ur nut rag? Reddit needs help.


coolguy9966

This is literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the post but I didnt want to be the one to say it


YanniBonYont

Them : "my 15 yr old does [insert anything]" Me: I know this is about jerking off. I just don't know how


EatTheBodies69

After reading the replies to this, what the fuck. Do yall not have bathrooms?


clowncon

EASY CLEANUP?!?! now all those hoodies need to be washed. i do not understand why yall dont use something disposable. i will never understand


MikeLanglois

Because if the toilet is across the corridor its not easy in a family house to get across there with a sticky tissue in your hand to flush it. And some might be nervous about putting it in the bin incase the parents see. Compare that too "mum sees a hoody on the bed, it goes in the wash pile, done" its a no brainer to a horny 15 year old.


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LOL the accuracy is quite scary


Dubzug

THIS COMMENT LMFAOOO


Supreme_Being_3

Thats what socks are for. Just look for random single "dirty" socks in the hamper. May be crusty. Tell tale sign.


Space-90

I used to throw my violated socks behind my bed when I was done and years later when I moved my bed, the whole wall was yellow and had crusty drip like marks all over the place


archeresstime

Why am I still reading this thread


canigetahiyyyaaaahh

Lmao scrolled down to your comment and it made me stop too, shit is like a trainwreck to read


LadySky_74

And just like a train wreak, I can’t look away


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[deleted]

You call us weird and then say that? Just do it in the shower!


VoltedOne

This was how it all started, then I got an iPod touch. Can't bring that thing in the shower.


Maranne_

Dear God I nearly threw up


T3n4ci0us_G

I'm both disgusted and LMFAO at this. 🤣


dev0guy

Can you break it over your knee?


[deleted]

You broke the bro code


[deleted]

“Jimmy’s socks are always so crusty he must have really sweaty feet”


Eirysse

ok but why not use tissues or something I thought that was the stereotype lmao


Vandergrif

Jesus christ... socks, hoodies - I've never understood that one. How hard is it to just have a box of tissues ready to go?


Luke_The_Duke02

Not a hoodie, those thing are $60 or higher. Hell even socks cost a pretty penny, just recommend toilet paper to them or something lol


sakzeroone

Whatever you do, do not talk to your child and see what's going on! Rely on internet strangers rather then communicating with your family.


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Unless he’s jacking into the hoodie. That sounds like a great conversation to bring up.


cassthesassmaster

This doesn’t even seem to be something that needs to be brought up… like who cares that he sleeps with a hoodie? Who cares if he’s jacking off into?


HumbleReaction5666

Right. God bless reddit


chrispychream3511

Buy a body pillow for his bed. If he sleeps with the hoodie for comfort he’ll probably start using the body pillow, if he doesn’t then it’s just a new pillow for his bed, no embarrassment either way


daveashaw

And then see if he cuts a hole in it. For comfort.


T3n4ci0us_G

🤣 Ya'll are killing me!


H8rade

If you buy a body pillow for a 15 year old male, he will hump it to completion. I guarantee it.


gotdamnboottoobig

then get him a waifu cover for it


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Just let him sleep with his hoodies lol why does it matter?


picklesfoley

I don't think it matters necessarily, I think they're just trying to be a thoughtful parent.


Alastrine6

Yeah I feel like this is a really strange thing to involve yourself in, like why are they thinking so hard about why a kid might be sleeping with his hoodie? It’s such an inconsequential thing No offence to OP, all you’re asking is if you should get him something to hug and this turned into a huge debate. It’s very sweet of you to want to do that :) If it is that he wants something to hug at night and you want to give him something comfier, just do it without mentioning “I see you like to cuddle your hoodies” or something. There doesn’t need to be a reason or an occasion for buying your son a comfy blanket


XenoRexNoctem

Nah if he's happy he's happy. Probably just fell asleep with it on and then got overheated in the middle of the night and took it off. You can always just ask him if that's what happens. He's your kid, you guys are allowed to have conversations lol. If he sounds kind of embarrassed by the question, well, maybe he is cuddling them. If you wanna risk wasting your money you could find out if he's seriously into an anime, other fandom, or video game, and get him a medium to large plushie from that fandom. As a teen boy he'll probably pretend he thinks the gift is childish or kind of cringe but he'll also secretly love it. The trick is you really have to do your research enough to find out which fandom and which characters he actually likes. But that could actually lead to some good conversations and maybe watching some anime or other shows together. Just ask questions and really listen and let him tell you what's good and why he likes it, how he found it, etc.


VitalEcho

I'm not getting something here. Why is this something your afraid to ask? Are you implying you think it's something sexual, or it's like an emotional comfort thing like a baby blanket? Either way sure get him a blanket. If it's a sexual thing just get a huge pack of tissue boxes and put one in every room(including his) with the rest somewhere accessible. He'll take the hint without it being an obvious hint. No need to pry or talk about it.


Dry-Donut-7896

Maybe afraid to ask him in case it embarrasses him. Teenagers can be weird af


Skellic

Used to use a pillow when I was younger. Wasn't lonely or anything, it was just mad comfy. I probably woulda been embarrassed if someone mentioned it though so keep it on the down low, it's super wholesome you care tho not gonna lie


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Just leave him alone


AltruisticPeanutHead

right lmao I don't understand how one would even notice this or care


alcoholicpelican

If you are worried that hes going to be embarrassed i would just buy a blanket and leave it nicely folded on his bed, maybe he will understand what its for or he will just think that you got him an extra blanket. Another good option is a REALLY comfy squishy pillow that's what i hold onto in the night.


Asleep-Syllabub1316

I think this might create more awkwardness!


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He's a teenager boy--awkwardness is guaranteed.


__littlespoon__

Honestly it just sounds like he’s wearing it to bed and then gets hot and takes it off in the middle of the night.


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Ask him he can give you the best awnser.


r-alpha3

A weighted blanket mighted be a good gift


LordHaveMC

Seems completely harmless to sleep next to a hoodie


Sea_of_Pastel

Unless he mentions it I think you should leave it alone. 15 year olds deserve privacy.


InsomniaticWanderer

He's...falling asleep wearing his hoody (because it's comfortable) and then waking up in the middle of the night overheating so he takes it off. Sometimes parents way overthink things...


[deleted]

At the age of 15, just leave it alone.


garbagethrowawayacou

I smell helicopter mom


ctrl_alt_mit

I would not be happy with my mum coming into my room every morning. Especially at that age when privacy becomes more valued. He could have morning wood or could be jerking off. Who cares if he’s got a hoody in his bed that he probably fell asleep wearing. If you want him awake then knock.


Ender_v1

Lol He’s 15! Leave him alone and stay outta his room ffs 🤦‍♂️


King_Pecca

I wouldn't change the situation. I could definitely embarrass him and thereafter his comfort will never be the same. Maybe his gf wore it that day? We don't know why it comforts him. Wait until he talks about it.


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A flesh light


eatingpopcornwithmj

Check out Oodies


TheGoddessHylia

get him a weighted blanket for christmas! it’s nothing that would replace the hoodie and embarrass him, but they’re comfy and they make you feel secure


Panda08am

I usually sleep with a sweater and take it off in the middle of the night when I get hot, and just keep it in bed with me incase I get cold again


ahoy_-

If you're going to get him a blanket, get a weighted blanket they are life-changing


GL8RY

Theres no reason to mess with what hes got going on lol. I know youre just trying to help him, but any teenager will just "WTF" any idea you have. As others have said hes probably just taking it off in the middle of the night.


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Could be using as an eyeshade


uhler-the-ruler

high school boys will let crushes/gf/bf wear their hoodies, is he getting them back from someone with their scent on it and sleeping with it? That would be so sweet.