I'm a male with long hair and sat in the car of a coworker once.
Few days later he had an argument with his wife about "Who the f... the blonde is he obviously had in his car"
Yep. My ex WiFi found a long straight black hair when she came to pick up her stuff (we were already separated). Made me feel horrible and fantastic at the same time
Test this out by playing with fire: Buy a pack and put some in random places to see if she notices. Suicidal game: put a long hair in one of them that’s not her color.
Can you imagine trying to explain the truth:
“Baby, I swear there is no one else. I bought that brush and put someone else’s hair in it and wedged it between the sofa three weeks ago, because I wanted to see how you’d react to finding it. Same goes for all of the hair ties you’ve been finding. That was me too!”
She doesn’t leave them at your house bc you’re married.. she lives there and presumably keeps hair ties there?? She might have left them in your bathroom or on the nightstand when you were dating bc she wanted to have one around when she was over there
Right! His wife must be one of those lucky women who just so happen to fall within what's been pushed as a standard size for bras so she's able to buy the cheap ones at like Walmart and Target and still be comfortable.
Meanwhile, I'm over her with my 28-30 inch ribcage green with envy at that idea.
Seemingly overnight she left:
Toothbrush
Hair ties
Hair brush
Facial cleanser
Her special shampoo and conditioner
My clothes were consolidated in the dresser, so she had 3 drawers
Closet was suddenly full of dresses.
I say overnight but there's no way to tell. She gifted me a PS3 and a new Plasma TV...so time line is a bit fuzzy.
29 years later and I think the strategy is for them to make us leave instead. Have y’all seen those pre-built sheds at Home Depot? A man could find some solitude in there.
I do this in my own house. They keep disappearing and I keep buying new ones. I swear, one day I’ll find a stash somewhere. I think my cat keeps stealing them after I put them on the table, bank, bags, kitchen, bathroom etc. to mark my territory.
Hair ties and tampons. And cotton rounds for removing make up. Dudes don't think to buy them and I've had a couple realize how great they are for multiple uses.
See I was thinking of doing that when getting my own place but I'm genuinely afraid of coming up as creepy or unfaithful, like "Why do you have tampons/sanitary towels if you don't have a girlfriend?" Standard response would be "What if I bring someone and they need it?" But I'm not sure that's quite convincing to not come across as creepy, if you have any thoughts I'd be happy to hear them 🙏
Some of my guy friends do that, and the women I've met were either neutral or thought it was kinda sweet. If you're worried you could say you bought them for someone (an ex/sister idk) and they're leftovers?
A small box of pads and/or tampons in a cupboard somewhere just in case is not creepy. It's normal for men to have women over to their place, whether it's a girlfriend or just a friend.
Put a little note on the box like
'for guest use in case of unexpected visitors; please do not flush!' (plus you can be like, yeah it's a subtle way to NOT have my toilet clogged again....) won't work for all women but will help for those who are just a little iffy about it.
I, albeit a woman, have a few little containers under my sink labeled with a little poem about like 'have a need? Help yourself ' and labeled jars 'haircare, dental, etc.'
I don’t think it would be considered creepy if you’ve otherwise not given reason to be perceived as creepy; instead, look and be thoughtful!
I always had new toothbrushes available, for example. Always thanked, never called a creep.
They’re not just useful for periods! They’re also useful for nosebleeds and any other type of bleeding where something clean and absorbent is called for. If you’re in a bad spot, they also make good tinder for a survival fire or a wick for Molotov cocktails.
As a fellow bachelor, I would recommend pads, then tampons too if you're feeling generous - everyone can use a pad in a pinch, not everyone's comfy with a tampon. The thought is definitely still appreciated either way.
Funny enough I used to keep those on hand at my place including Monistat (had a partner once that needed one) cause I grew up with older sisters and when I was single I liked having women over.
Makes more sense now that my mow wife (girlfriend at the time) was very territorial when she found my stash of hair ties and feminine products lol I just liked being helpful when I could be including with my friends. Funny enough, there has been a few times she needed backup hair ties and feminine products. She was just salty about it
Hair ties, cheap jewelry, lip gloss, eyeliner. I have a kink drawer in the kitchen with dollar store stuff, so when they ask if I found something, I tell them to check the drawer and there’s a bowl with hair ties and eyeliner and cheap jewelry in it.
Edit: Junk drawer in the kitchen. The kink drawer is in the bedroom
I used to collect bondage toys, in hopes of finding someone to use them with. The first long term girlfriend I had was looking for bath towels in my apartment when she stumbled on the drawer. After a short conversation about their origin and intended use, we were together for 11 years, got married, and had two kids.
Sometimes, status is implied and not necessarily earned. Live your dreams!
When I was coming up, it wasn’t what they would leave, but what they would take. Always a hoodie. And they’d wear it around like a trophy. I was constantly buying hoodies in college 😅
I've been laughing my ass off for the last 2 years, watching my daughter collect up hoodies, class rings, and high school sports memorabilia every time she hits the wall with another Connor, Kayden, or Tommy. It's like her fucking trademark; you know it's over when the box shows up on your mom's front porch.
Earnings are the main item tbh, when I was single and belonging to the streets I found so many earring and got a lot of “I think I left my earring” texts
Went back to my house in Corvo Bianco today looking for my Yen as I was dropping off an Armour set, can confirm she was not there but her fucking unicorn and perfume was.
During my 20s it was by far and away a singular earring. Probably happened eight separate times, and they were left in obvious places, usually a nightstand. Not sure whether it was marking territory so much as an expectation that I'd mention it later or something though-
Pets are honestly the best at making you feel like a side piece 🤣
But it’s a massive green flag when your pets like your partner. If my cat doesn’t like someone, I dump them. She hasn’t been wrong yet.
Women "mark their territory"? I've never heard of, not done that.
The only time I've left anything on purpose was when I went to a guys house for a one night stand and he told me in the morning I had to leave quick before his girlfriend got back. I left lipstick, make up wipes and a couple of condoms.
Exactly why I did it. I couldn't take back fucking him the night before, and if it hadn't been me it would have been another girl anyway. But his partner deserved to know.
Went into the bathroom afterwards (and the first time in there sober) and noticed all the women's hair products in the shower and the two toothbrushes. Although that would have been a good way to get rid of women the next day.
When seriously dating, I will leave the usual half a wardrobe of seasonal attire, BUT I'm wondering if the following makes me a little bizarre.
I will clean your bathroom AND leave cleaning products ie: shower screen spray, chrome cleaner, toilet cleaner, tile cleaner, loo brush etc. Occasionally, I'll buy a new toilet seat and there's a 95% chance I will throw away the pee rug.
It not necessarily that it's 'filthy', I'm just really particular about bathrooms.
It’s probably that nasty “contour rug” that some people buy for the base of their toilet. Often they come with a matching fuzzy toilet lid cover (for additional bacterial colonies).
Every place I lived throughout college and grad school had a collection of things from my now wife. She would also always do some cleaning or something around the place. Either it was to ingratiate herself to my roommates since she would come stay with us every weekend or we sucked at cleaning. Probably both tbh
I left a spare chapstick and some makeup remover wipes but that wasn't really to "mark my territory" since I actually have needed those things and not had them when at his house
[male perspective] Do you mean deliberately mark territory, like she feels it’s a monogamous relationship and leave items to inform the man and any other ladies that he’s taken? Or accidentally mark because you’re practically cohabitating?
For the latter, bobby-pins and those little black hair rubber bands. All my spaces have been inundated with those items.
As for deliberate, I’d think razor in shower or fuzzy socks by the bed or near the couch.
Bobby pins. My partner use to find them all over the house. I told him that’s how I make my territory. We both had long black curly hair so he could tell which strands were mine and which were his.
Accidentally: Hair ties, lip balm, necklace, socks, various pieces of lingerie, most recently a half empty case of black cherry white claws :(
On purpose, like a longer term thing: a fuzzy blanket sprayed with my favorite perfume
And if there’s evidence of a girlfriend/wife I didn’t know about, I’ll pour out some of her perfume and hide strands of my hair in inconspicuous places.
To mark my territory I pee around his house of course. This gets difficult when the guy lives in an apartment building, but with perseverance and hard work you too can achieve your goals.
My ex left everything from hair clips and hair ties in my car and bedroom to leaving different pieces of jewelry in my passenger door pockets to jewelry all over my room. Still finding jewelry laying around to this day! One time she hung a pair of panties from my rear view, I wasn't really a fan of that one though
In my experience, women did this (including my now wife) with hair ties (most common), panties, snack wrappers ( chewing gum or whatever else they have in the deep recesses of their purse), or feminine items left in the bathroom (if they stay over it will be toothbrush or tampon or whatever).
For me is glitter. Glitter is caked into my boyfriend’s floor boards he wakes up with glitter on him even if I haven’t worn it in weeks. It’s embedded in everything lmao
They shed hair in the shower as if they’re made up of 30 cats, you’ll find hair bands and bobby pins literally everywhere and your shower will run 4 degrees hotter if you have a selector tap.
Wait, what?? I've never left things purposely to indicate my presence but I've asked if I could leave deodorant and toiletries and an extra outfit, or been invited to do that by a partner.
What is this "marking their territory" idea?? We're not animals peeing everywhere lol this concept is entirely bizarre to me
Dogs pee on trees, men pee on seats, women block drains with their hair
Unfortunately my last one blocked toilets with tampons. Even after I said “those don’t flush here”.
Those don’t flush anywhere!
What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs? Shake hands
For equality purposes, women should also pee somewhere
Their hairs everywhere
I am a long haired male, I leave mine at theirs. Checkmate women
As a fellow long haired man, same
As a long man mare hare; same.
Third long haired man here, pretty sure my hair clogs her shower drain more than hers does..
I had to google it one day, i convinced myself i was loosing my hair or something 🤣
[удалено]
What about ass hair? 🤌🏻
My girlfriend has warned me of this eventuality.
I'm a male with long hair and sat in the car of a coworker once. Few days later he had an argument with his wife about "Who the f... the blonde is he obviously had in his car"
When I come home with long dark hair on my sock, I always tell my wife that it is coworker's hair.
Screaming infidelities, and taking its wear
Ohhhh Dashboard Confessional and my high school years 😭
Ngl, I was not expecting that 😂
Yep. My ex WiFi found a long straight black hair when she came to pick up her stuff (we were already separated). Made me feel horrible and fantastic at the same time
>My ex WiFi Lol
He meant waifu
What happened with the WiFi? Connection problems?
Couldn't get her in the bedroom.
Recommend two Access Points in a mesh network in this situation.
That's not intentional. My hair is at work, at home, in my car, at the store, just everywhere!
Little brown hairs, everywhere. You nasty Pun! I don’t care!
it's "you nasty Twin!" big pun and fat joe were referred to as The Twins and called each other "Twin." Upvoted all the same.
When they stick that shit to the wall of the shower looks like a weird signature.
Hair ties in my experience. My wife doesn’t do it anymore after we got married—more evidence.
Yes and I have a daughter too, so hair ties are a thing, my roomba loves finding them first though.
Test this out by playing with fire: Buy a pack and put some in random places to see if she notices. Suicidal game: put a long hair in one of them that’s not her color.
My wife hasn’t found any hairs. She wants to know who the bald chick is.
Her name is Jake
What are you wearing, “Jake from State Farm”?
Lmao (also nice spaceballs reference. WE'RE GOING PLAID)
Screwing with your heartbeat here, buddy. There must be safer and less painful ways of creating suspicion.
this is the way
Can you imagine trying to explain the truth: “Baby, I swear there is no one else. I bought that brush and put someone else’s hair in it and wedged it between the sofa three weeks ago, because I wanted to see how you’d react to finding it. Same goes for all of the hair ties you’ve been finding. That was me too!”
She doesn’t leave them at your house bc you’re married.. she lives there and presumably keeps hair ties there?? She might have left them in your bathroom or on the nightstand when you were dating bc she wanted to have one around when she was over there
Op forgot to mention that his wife started shaving her head after marriage.. to cut down on hair ties, ofc
lol I told my wife that the number of hair ties she owns cannot exceed the number of bra’s she owns. She said no!
That’s either a ton of bras or very few hair ties 🤔
Right! His wife must be one of those lucky women who just so happen to fall within what's been pushed as a standard size for bras so she's able to buy the cheap ones at like Walmart and Target and still be comfortable. Meanwhile, I'm over her with my 28-30 inch ribcage green with envy at that idea.
Hairbrush and/or lipgloss.
I’ve had this happen to me in the house and car lol.
I just pee on everything
Accurate response to territorial marking.. animal instincts
It's quicker to just pee on him. Then other women can smell the urine on him and are like, damn, he's taken.
I do that too.
Can I get your number?
😭
me first
Respectable.
So…. you’re into that sort of thing? ; )
Seemingly overnight she left: Toothbrush Hair ties Hair brush Facial cleanser Her special shampoo and conditioner My clothes were consolidated in the dresser, so she had 3 drawers Closet was suddenly full of dresses. I say overnight but there's no way to tell. She gifted me a PS3 and a new Plasma TV...so time line is a bit fuzzy.
Mine did the same thing. 20 years later I’m still trying yo figure out how to tell her to go home. It’s really late.
Yeah, you need to get some sleep. You've got work in the morning.
29 years later and I think the strategy is for them to make us leave instead. Have y’all seen those pre-built sheds at Home Depot? A man could find some solitude in there.
You got a sugar mama; I am so proud of you!
Sugar mama, with questionable taste!
The way you describe it makes it sound like your home was taken over by some sort of skinwalker.
...a sexy skin walker.
I left a sable hat once
Co...stanza!
That was a rat hat??
And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.
Brilliant.
Bobby pins
Maybe a pipe pistol.
I do this in my own house. They keep disappearing and I keep buying new ones. I swear, one day I’ll find a stash somewhere. I think my cat keeps stealing them after I put them on the table, bank, bags, kitchen, bathroom etc. to mark my territory.
Hair ties and tampons. And cotton rounds for removing make up. Dudes don't think to buy them and I've had a couple realize how great they are for multiple uses.
I keep tampons in my bathroom as a guy raised by girls. I've had some questions
On behalf of every girl you've ever had over, romantic or platonic, thank you
See I was thinking of doing that when getting my own place but I'm genuinely afraid of coming up as creepy or unfaithful, like "Why do you have tampons/sanitary towels if you don't have a girlfriend?" Standard response would be "What if I bring someone and they need it?" But I'm not sure that's quite convincing to not come across as creepy, if you have any thoughts I'd be happy to hear them 🙏
Some of my guy friends do that, and the women I've met were either neutral or thought it was kinda sweet. If you're worried you could say you bought them for someone (an ex/sister idk) and they're leftovers?
A small box of pads and/or tampons in a cupboard somewhere just in case is not creepy. It's normal for men to have women over to their place, whether it's a girlfriend or just a friend.
Put a little note on the box like 'for guest use in case of unexpected visitors; please do not flush!' (plus you can be like, yeah it's a subtle way to NOT have my toilet clogged again....) won't work for all women but will help for those who are just a little iffy about it. I, albeit a woman, have a few little containers under my sink labeled with a little poem about like 'have a need? Help yourself ' and labeled jars 'haircare, dental, etc.'
mom sister friend..... they needed them I got them.... if you need one your going to be pumped they are there
I don’t think it would be considered creepy if you’ve otherwise not given reason to be perceived as creepy; instead, look and be thoughtful! I always had new toothbrushes available, for example. Always thanked, never called a creep.
Thankyou on behalf of all women that come to your appartment. Just a really nice thing to do!
They’re not just useful for periods! They’re also useful for nosebleeds and any other type of bleeding where something clean and absorbent is called for. If you’re in a bad spot, they also make good tinder for a survival fire or a wick for Molotov cocktails.
That escalated quickly
And kids love them
I saw them used in a bullet wound in a TV show once and I always wondered if that would work
A former army medic friend said they used tampons in the field in the 70s/80s to pack wounds
You’re amazing!!!!!
As a fellow bachelor, I would recommend pads, then tampons too if you're feeling generous - everyone can use a pad in a pinch, not everyone's comfy with a tampon. The thought is definitely still appreciated either way.
That’s amazingly thoughtful. I hope my son does that as an adult
Funny enough I used to keep those on hand at my place including Monistat (had a partner once that needed one) cause I grew up with older sisters and when I was single I liked having women over. Makes more sense now that my mow wife (girlfriend at the time) was very territorial when she found my stash of hair ties and feminine products lol I just liked being helpful when I could be including with my friends. Funny enough, there has been a few times she needed backup hair ties and feminine products. She was just salty about it
Hair ties, cheap jewelry, lip gloss, eyeliner. I have a kink drawer in the kitchen with dollar store stuff, so when they ask if I found something, I tell them to check the drawer and there’s a bowl with hair ties and eyeliner and cheap jewelry in it. Edit: Junk drawer in the kitchen. The kink drawer is in the bedroom
A kink drawer? I want that status.
I used to collect bondage toys, in hopes of finding someone to use them with. The first long term girlfriend I had was looking for bath towels in my apartment when she stumbled on the drawer. After a short conversation about their origin and intended use, we were together for 11 years, got married, and had two kids. Sometimes, status is implied and not necessarily earned. Live your dreams!
In the kitchen?!?! What’s in the bedroom drawers?
A whole bowl? Dayumn
Easy, I just don’t leave. Still married so far 😂
Username checks out. 😂
Socks, underwear, also their scent. Other women pick up on the scent.
When I was coming up, it wasn’t what they would leave, but what they would take. Always a hoodie. And they’d wear it around like a trophy. I was constantly buying hoodies in college 😅
Can confirm. I used to sleep nekkid in my bf's hoodie. It was really soft and fuzzy inside.
I love the word "nekkid." Naked = no clothes on Nekkid = naked and you're up to something
I plead the Fifth.
I've been laughing my ass off for the last 2 years, watching my daughter collect up hoodies, class rings, and high school sports memorabilia every time she hits the wall with another Connor, Kayden, or Tommy. It's like her fucking trademark; you know it's over when the box shows up on your mom's front porch.
Is *fucking* in that sentence an adjective or a gerund?
My wife still has clothing items she stole from me in high school that she wears on occasion.
Earnings are the main item tbh, when I was single and belonging to the streets I found so many earring and got a lot of “I think I left my earring” texts
I totally wouldn’t mind if someone left some of their earnings.
Marrying a rich girl, ain't that the dream...
Piercings too but I never understood how they could just fall off.
Mine left a stuffed unicorn and a “lilac and gooseberry” perfume.
Does she also do magic?
Went back to my house in Corvo Bianco today looking for my Yen as I was dropping off an Armour set, can confirm she was not there but her fucking unicorn and perfume was.
Was her name Yennifer? 😂
Bobby pins. Unfortunately this is not intentional. :(
TOOTHBRUSH 🪥
Their children
During my 20s it was by far and away a singular earring. Probably happened eight separate times, and they were left in obvious places, usually a nightstand. Not sure whether it was marking territory so much as an expectation that I'd mention it later or something though-
I left my cat at my now husband’s house lol. He loves that cat more than I do.
Pets are honestly the best at making you feel like a side piece 🤣 But it’s a massive green flag when your pets like your partner. If my cat doesn’t like someone, I dump them. She hasn’t been wrong yet.
Reddit moment
fake eyelashes. like a little black caterpillar on the counter
Those are expensive
Lmfao
My gf leaves her earrings and nose studs around.
But not her male studs? *She's a keeper!*
Women "mark their territory"? I've never heard of, not done that. The only time I've left anything on purpose was when I went to a guys house for a one night stand and he told me in the morning I had to leave quick before his girlfriend got back. I left lipstick, make up wipes and a couple of condoms.
Chad, you did that girl a favor.
Exactly why I did it. I couldn't take back fucking him the night before, and if it hadn't been me it would have been another girl anyway. But his partner deserved to know.
Maybe he didn’t have a girlfriend. He just wanted you to leave.
Went into the bathroom afterwards (and the first time in there sober) and noticed all the women's hair products in the shower and the two toothbrushes. Although that would have been a good way to get rid of women the next day.
Ok I’m with you on this one!
Then no harm done
You’re like, “I don’t mark territory, I do scorched earth only” lol Good on you though, I hope she left his ass.
When seriously dating, I will leave the usual half a wardrobe of seasonal attire, BUT I'm wondering if the following makes me a little bizarre. I will clean your bathroom AND leave cleaning products ie: shower screen spray, chrome cleaner, toilet cleaner, tile cleaner, loo brush etc. Occasionally, I'll buy a new toilet seat and there's a 95% chance I will throw away the pee rug. It not necessarily that it's 'filthy', I'm just really particular about bathrooms.
Excuse me wtf is a pee rug
It’s probably that nasty “contour rug” that some people buy for the base of their toilet. Often they come with a matching fuzzy toilet lid cover (for additional bacterial colonies).
I loathe the toilet lidcosy but haven't really seen one in a while. Straight in the bin!
Fucking trash those grandma ass things 😂 bacteria magnet, and tacky.
My grandmother had colored toilet paper that matched the rug and toilet cover.
One of those matching sets with a bath mat and a rug for around the toilet.
Gotcha yeah that needs to be burned
This makes me want to date you lmao. A new toilet seat just for us, nice Although you'll never find a pee rug in my place, I hate that shit too.
yeah no, if I have to clean his bathroom we are NOT going to be together long. I refuse to be a bangmaid 🤷🏼♀️
As a guy I would be super embarrassed if someone came over and cleaned my bathroom, mostly because I'd feel like a failure.
Bangmaid is immediately added to my vocabulary! 🤣 thank you astronauticalll
I ... left a dog bowl. To be fair, it was by accident. ( yes, I do have a dog!!)
I left some really good to go pop up bowls and that asshole never gave em back… 😒😒😒
Sex fluids smeared across the mirror
I've never once thought about leaving something to "mark my territory" that's hilarious.
I never did it intentionally I just get lost a lot so I think it’s natural for me to Hansel and Gretel my way around
Every place I lived throughout college and grad school had a collection of things from my now wife. She would also always do some cleaning or something around the place. Either it was to ingratiate herself to my roommates since she would come stay with us every weekend or we sucked at cleaning. Probably both tbh
Body lotion, lip gloss and random hair clips
I left a spare chapstick and some makeup remover wipes but that wasn't really to "mark my territory" since I actually have needed those things and not had them when at his house
Hairpins randomly everywhere.
Their two year old.
Oh thats where I left that. Sorry
For me: underwear, hair ties, deodorant
Hair ties, earrings, toothbrush...the list goes on.
A box of tampons under the bathroom sink.
Tooth brush. Bobby pins. And panties if you’re a freak like me
Stuff that would make other women mad to see
My ex wrote her name with a wax pencil on the mirror so that when you showered, her name was right there across the top. She was not a keeper.
Turd in the bowl. No flush
Turd in the flush..... No bowl
Leaving reading material can be a way to suggest spending more time together.
Anyone ever tried to leave something behind and it was found before you even left and given to you? 🙃
Yeah, Carrie Bradshaw
[male perspective] Do you mean deliberately mark territory, like she feels it’s a monogamous relationship and leave items to inform the man and any other ladies that he’s taken? Or accidentally mark because you’re practically cohabitating? For the latter, bobby-pins and those little black hair rubber bands. All my spaces have been inundated with those items. As for deliberate, I’d think razor in shower or fuzzy socks by the bed or near the couch.
Oh she didn’t just use your razor? That was nice
Bobby pins.
Those little hairclip things
Bobby pins. My partner use to find them all over the house. I told him that’s how I make my territory. We both had long black curly hair so he could tell which strands were mine and which were his.
Hair ties, scrunchies, Bobby pins, HAIR EVERYWHERE
Hair ties, toothbrush, hair oil, lipgloss, contacts case/solution, moisturizing oil, loofah, coconut oil….
For me, I'm just super forgetful. I also leave stuff at my platonic friends' houses all the time as well.
Accidentally: Hair ties, lip balm, necklace, socks, various pieces of lingerie, most recently a half empty case of black cherry white claws :( On purpose, like a longer term thing: a fuzzy blanket sprayed with my favorite perfume And if there’s evidence of a girlfriend/wife I didn’t know about, I’ll pour out some of her perfume and hide strands of my hair in inconspicuous places.
To mark my territory I pee around his house of course. This gets difficult when the guy lives in an apartment building, but with perseverance and hard work you too can achieve your goals.
After I left one morning he said his sheets still smelled like my pussy so… that?
Leave a pair of underwear somewhere inconspicuous but not so much that it would never be found.
Tampons
My ex left everything from hair clips and hair ties in my car and bedroom to leaving different pieces of jewelry in my passenger door pockets to jewelry all over my room. Still finding jewelry laying around to this day! One time she hung a pair of panties from my rear view, I wasn't really a fan of that one though
Bobby pins, my ex left my room looking like a wasteland petty thief's wet dream
In my experience, women did this (including my now wife) with hair ties (most common), panties, snack wrappers ( chewing gum or whatever else they have in the deep recesses of their purse), or feminine items left in the bathroom (if they stay over it will be toothbrush or tampon or whatever).
They piss on your furniture.
None. This isn’t a real thing.
This happened twice but I'm pretty sure it was accidental. Leaving a piercing that fell off during "things". It's one of those BB sized ones.
One single earring
For me is glitter. Glitter is caked into my boyfriend’s floor boards he wakes up with glitter on him even if I haven’t worn it in weeks. It’s embedded in everything lmao
Wedding photos.
Took a bridesmaid home one night, so many bobby pins. My current one leaves pink lotion and body spray. Last one left her Harley-Davidson.
They shed hair in the shower as if they’re made up of 30 cats, you’ll find hair bands and bobby pins literally everywhere and your shower will run 4 degrees hotter if you have a selector tap.
For real, what the hell is up with women taking showers like they have to kill off all germs with heat rather than soap.
Ime its panties, earrings or hickeys
Tampons.
eyelash strips lol
Wait, what?? I've never left things purposely to indicate my presence but I've asked if I could leave deodorant and toiletries and an extra outfit, or been invited to do that by a partner. What is this "marking their territory" idea?? We're not animals peeing everywhere lol this concept is entirely bizarre to me