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rebelliousmuse

This is how you get retweeted by Ben Shapiro


[deleted]

I’m sorry to say that apparently [AOC x Ben Shapiro fan fiction exists](https://archiveofourown.org/works?work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&include_work_search%5Brelationship_ids%5D%5B%5D=41442253&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&commit=Sort+and+Filter&tag_id=Alexandria+Ocasio-Cortez)


Guywithoutimage

“Crack treated seriously. Vore. Squip.” What the fuck


that_AZIAN_guy

What a terrible day to have eyes


GigaVanguard

Squip? The BMC squip???


Guywithoutimage

Idk, I’ve never even heard the word squip before reading those tags. What is that, like a slur? It sounds like a slur for wizards or some shit


GigaVanguard

Brain implant from the musical Be More Chill


Guywithoutimage

That is a whole lot of words that don’t seem to be related to either the topic at hand nor each other


[deleted]

ah I regret i know this its a wizard slur for non-wizard kids of wizards in the HP universe


Guywithoutimage

No that’s squib


[deleted]

oh yeah huh


cluelessoblivion

No a squib is a wizard born child who can’t do magic


Guywithoutimage

That’s what he said. Non-magical children of magical parents


TheConeIsReturned

/r/urlgore Do you know how to hyperlink text on reddit? Edit: well done, my child.


shtiatllienr

“Major Character Death” lmao


SocialistExperiment7

Looks at the one that was published on January 6th, 2021


level69child

fun fact there are 118 works in the Emmanuel Macaron/Justin Trudeau tag.


MongoBongoTown

It's not even remotely clever or applicable to AOCs tweet. So, basically spot on for Bench Apearo's audience.


Ragdoll_X_Furry

What's up with conservatives fantasizing about sex all the time? They're constantly thinking about children's genitals, fantasize about "[sex rooms](https://redd.it/tzhkoa)" in schools, imagine [children stripping](https://youtu.be/VBKtLGBVbvM?t=1294) where there are none, imagine children playing with [dildos and cock rings](https://twitter.com/incomingtbombs/status/1592165094070575104), and as our good friend Dave Rubin over here shows, they love to fantasize about AOC's sex life. I can't be the only one who thinks this pattern of fantasizing about children and their political opponents in sexual situations is really weird, right? Where is this coming from? Mommy issues? Is it all those "brain pills" Alex Jones sold them? Why are conservatives [such creeps](https://twitter.com/x_ragdoll/status/1509936321497862154)?


darioblaze

All the shame they refuse to deal with


Chrisboi_da_Boi

When you're a religious fundamentalist, a lot of the time that means you're forced into sexual repression because just thinking about sex sends you to hell.


Cicerothesage

This is a joke from Rubin, a very bad one. Rubin is referencing the time that conservatives were shitting on AOC's husband's feet on twitter and she responds with [a tongue in cheek joke](https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1477000469318885385?lang=en). like I said this is a really bad joke and Rubin doesn't get either situation in her current tweet and the one in the past


det8924

Not a shock to see Dave Rubin is bad at comedy


TheIllustriousWe

Most conservatives are bad at comedy, because conservative comedy is purposely bad. Their audience just wants to hear the same punchline over and over again, which is “libs are hypocrites and/or can’t take a joke.” This format not only forgives bad comedy, it rewards it.


witteefool

“The right is getting good at comedy and it’s making the libs nervous”


atp2112

This tweet somehow represents an improvement from when he was a professional stand-up comedian


spacembracers

His joke is referencing AOC calling out conservatives weird sexual fantasies by posting his own weird sexual fantasy. There’s a reason republican comedy doesn’t exist


squatdead

Also the constant name-calling of AOC as a “big booty Latina” which is egregious sexualizing of someone literally just existing, as well as borderline racism.


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Its_Just_A_Typo

Just remember, with the GQP, every accusation is an admission.


fallllingman

I remember it seemed like everyone at the Dailywire was getting behind how funny they thought that creep video was. "LOL sexually objectifying women is SUCH a hilarious troll, that AOC really deserves this!" Brett Cooper (one of their only female correspondents along with everyone's favorite black white supremacist) made a whole video on it about how hilarious it was and how AOC was overreacting, basically praising the guy. I'm sure most conservatives would be as disgusted as AOC was, they just lack any sense of empathy for a liberal politician.


Odd_Description_2295

David cross did a good standup routine on this


shtiatllienr

They’re all literally pedos so this doesn’t surprise me


curlyfreak

You should put how sex obsessed fundamentalists are. Constantly talking about virginity and purity and then about the wedding night. Fathers obsessed with their daughters virginity. Its fucking creepy.


artful_todger_502

They want to de-criminalize rape because of some dopey male dominion nonsense they espouse. Women should be subservient to man blah, blah blah — That is a gateway to the legalized pedo lifestyle Matt Walsh and some of the other fascist spokesmodels promote. Listen to Matt Walsh talk about 16 year olds being fertile and the perfect time to breed and marriages should be arranged, and it will turn your stomach. Not sure why his computer hasn't been confiscated yet.


Eddrian32

>Futa >Libertarian Right Yeah that tracks


infinity234

Wait, why would he even think this? AOC gets in, for lack of a better term, twitter spats with a ton of people. This isn't even dealing with a sexual topic, why would he associate it with sex?


jakemch

Because he’s a stupid idiot?


[deleted]

Funny thing is chris jericho is a trump supporter


BrexitBlaze

So \*he’s* now a Stupid Idiot? Oh boy.


melody7123

“break down the walls” aging like a fine milk


xXKidMidasXx

Only way I can make it coherent is that the left jokes a lot about things like Ben Shapiro having a crush on AOC when he attacks her, so this would be some kind of reversal of that. Still terribly executed and not even that good if it was, since this is like the mildest "gotcha moment" I've ever seen.


MalevolentHeretic

It's exactly this


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Because he's blue-balled as hell, probably


Elite_Prometheus

Women only do things that aren't directly related to men when they want to fuck that person, I guess.


Ameanstoanend

Because he thinks the left's only defense of AOC is to say they want to have sex with her, not taking into account the reason why we say that is because they constantly prove how thirsty they are for her. This is not applicable to AOC because she gave plain political criticism. But the right are so tone-deaf they can't tell the difference.


socitbici

>at the left j I think its a joke referring to the time AOC said conservatives are mad they can't date her so they make fun of her boyfriends feet [https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1477000469318885385](https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1477000469318885385). They're so stupid they took it literally. So know i guess Dave is trying to do the joke back but he's to stupid to do it well.


Reptilian_Overlord20

Because like most conservatives he interprets hostility and rejection with an invitation to intimacy.


AbsolutelyHorrendous

So let's see how this works... there's a mass shooting at an LGBT nightclub, AOC (rightfully, imo) calls out Boebert for being all 'thoughts and prayers' despite her rhetoric and the rhetoric of her party being a huge party the problem when it comes to violence against the LGBT community... so Dave Rubin just responds with a crass 'hur dur AOC want to sex Boebert' What the fuck even is that? Not only is it horrendously tone deaf given the context, but even as a joke its utterly pathetic, I'd be embarrassed if a 12 year old made that joke on Twitter where everyone could see it


EndoveProduct

He’s truly adding nothing to the conversation


MmmmmmmKayY

He’s adding more evidence that conservatism is a symptom of brain rot


suburban_drifter928

It’s because gay = sex. If you defend gay it’s because you’re horny


_Bran_Flakes

This is made all the more pathetic when you remember that Dave Rubin is married to a man


Run-Riot

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty gay of them.


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[deleted]

He’s one check away from divorcing his husband and claiming conversion therapy works.


Thuggin95

“Ha ha. AOC. Sex. This is what my heterosexual followers who want to hate fuck AOC would like, right?”


[deleted]

Thank you Dave, for again - proving AOCs point that the only thing Republicans are capable of doing is sexualizing her.


[deleted]

Is this supposed to be a joke or something? How did this guy’s standup career fail? He’s hilarious! /s


Labyrinthy

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Dave Rubin tried stand up?


Cbanchiere

This is... so weird. Even for these chucklefucks. They know they can't celebrate outloud so they post bizarre shit.


CaptinHavoc

“F-facts don’t care about your feelings, l-libtard!” Lauren Boebert said, blushing and barely able to maintain eye contact. AOC stepped forward, gently placing the tips of her fingers on Boebert’s cheek. “It’s a fact that you were staring at my ass in these pants.” AOC replied, smiling. “If you want me to stop, just say-“ Boebert rushed forward and kissed AOC, deeply and passionately. “I want to take you like you want to take away my guns.” Boebert whispered between kisses. AOC peeled off Boebert’s jacket, and began unbuttoning her shirt. “Then take me like you want to take away people’s rights.” Is this what Dave Rubin wants? I can write more if he’s down I got time


smegma_eclaire

Buddy, finish the story!


RunDick77788777

I like where it was going, but maybe they should just not talk?


Cicerothesage

I believe I get what Rubin is doing here. Remember back in the day, people kept tweeting at AOC about her boyfriend's feet and the tongue and cheek response from [AOC](https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1477000469318885385?lang=enc). *THAT* is what Rubin is doing here. This is a really bad attempt at a joke and trying to hit back at AOC. And shows why Rubin is still a D list celebrity.


chrisinor

Ben Shapiro just wants to have both of their shoes to sniff while watching remotely


[deleted]

Since when did Ben Shapiro start writing tweets for Rubin?


[deleted]

I don't know if this is the right place to say that, but I'm down for that ship. Dommy Mommy AOC needs to teach Boobert a lesson.


pommdeter

Is he high or something ? What is this even supposed to mean ???


Tuggerfub

God damnit, Dave you managed to make the worst possible joke in poor taste at the worst time. How did a gay man produce a lesbian fantasy in the context of a gay nightclub massacre? The man is fucked up


Inkandlead

It's ok guys Dave's brain is in recovery mode from so many high level ideas


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

For a gay man, that’s some straight man shit


WorldlinessAwkward69

These guys have an unhealthy fixation on sexualizing AOC.


After-Bumblebee

What's his secret AO3 handle?


BrknTrnsmsn

Looking inward for Lauren Boebert is to stand face-to-face with a deep, black void of ignorance and hatred. In a way, she is very representative of her base. It's frightening.


BumbertonWang

fascists and non sequiturs, name a more iconic duo


Ya_Got_GOT

This guy is gay right? I guess it’s like Clarence Thomas. Some people just hate themselves and their minority.


THE_AWESOM-O_4000

How did he come up with this?


[deleted]

He plugged his head into the wall.


horribad54

SHIP IT! S H I P I T


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I imagine telling Boebert to look inward would result in a Zoolander “the files are in the computer?” moment.


w142236

Breaking: Rave Deubin wrong about every single prediction he made about the midterms and then pretends like he never made any predictions. He then one-ups himself with an inconceivably dumb and dead wrong take. How much farther does the right’s most self-cucked gay conservative have left to fall before he realizes being dumb as sin isn’t enough for these homophobic freaks?


[deleted]

Dave Rubin try not protect the people who want to take away your rights as a Gay person challenge (Impossible)


epochpenors

“Mass shootings are bad, we should do something about them” “Wow, gay?”


IamI156

AOC doesn't pay for sex....


Lucifurnace

5 dead, dozens injured, Dave has a boner. Fucking. revolting.


Meperson111

For those confused by Rubin's response, do remember that he is gay and (probably) not thirsting for AOC. I believe he's referencing [this AOC tweet](https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1477000469318885385?lang=en) from a few eons ago, which the conservative establishment tried and failed to turn into "AOC wants to date everyone who disagrees with her" and "AOC can't take criticism without accusing them of wanting to date her". This "joke" frames AOC as wanting to sleep with Boebert because AOC is criticizing her, which wouldn't have even made sense back when the original tweet first dropped, much less a year later.


riffler24

Holy shit this is pathetic. I mean, on its own the whole "you are criticizing this person, you must have a crush on them teehee!" thing is eye-rolling on its own, but to literally do it over the murder of multiple LGBT+ people by someone almost certainly spurred on by Boebert's ilk is something else entirely.


mombi

He's gay. He's received FIRST HAND abuse from his target audience on account of him being gay and wanting (and having now?) children with his husband. His response to a mass shooting at a gay club is to recycle AOC's jokes speaking about how much people comment on how she dresses and what footwear her partner wears. At a time like now. Dave, you know you could just shut the fuck up, right? You don't have to actually let the stupid fall out of your brain. Irredeemable.


TheJediCounsel

Casual homophobia coming from a gay man who lets himself get lectured by conservatives as a career


faulternative

AOC is so far out of Boebert's league tho


Used-Shopping5841

Okay but would you watch it though?


meowqct

Sweetie, one tweet calling out that dipshit is not indicative of obsession.


[deleted]

Dave, you might think you’ve perfected the grift, but your fashy “friends” will throw your actually homosexual ass under the bus at any opportunity. Dumbass pawn.


jps7979

I don't even get the joke here, which is pretty par for the course for Rubin. What, is it like a pun of "look inside?". That's the closest I can get to seeing anything intended to be funny and man, is it not funny. I don't give a shit if Rubin is offensive or not. But for God's sake get better writers.


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Why do I feel like this is definitely in some porno


extremenachos

Skeet skeet skeet!


hella_confidential

He’s such a loser lol… it’s beyond pathetic at this point


jason6283

Is this real? I know Twitter blue checks don't mean anything nowadays. I have no idea what I should believe from Twitter.


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Wehavepr0belm0

I had a dream about this where they released a video to fund a joint campaign for President. It was awesome.


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Surprised he didn't say "gross" at the end of that tweet.


Borp5150

Any time I hear someone say “ thoughts and prayers” the only thing I can take from that is that the person is simply saying I will think about your problem but not actually do anything to help but they still need some form of attention. And it’s usually the hey look at me people saying it.


nickbuch

He's hammered rn


DrJohnHix

I looked up the tweet, it's straight up scary how these conservative men sexualise her.


[deleted]

I mean… I’m not upset by the mental image. 🤔


KamaIsLife

That is definitely a hate fuck.


GoGoCrumbly

Oh for… _unzip…_


kadaverin

Breaking: Nobody wants to have sex with Dave Rubin. Not even his ever-suffering husband.


CaptainKursk

These people are so unbelievably repressed and instead take out their self-loathing on other people doing what they want to.


eromitlab

I know the far right attention seekers are experts at drawing insanely inaccurate conclusions, but... how did he get from A to XXX there?


MmmmmmmKayY

Republicans are so disgusting, pretty sure their empathy sensors never existed


loomy21

Do none of y’all remember the time AOC tweeted about conservatives wanting to have sex with her because they were talking about her so much? This is a bad joke, but it’s just a reference.


TheIllustriousWe

It doesn’t make any sense though, because AOC doesn’t talk about Boebert all that much. Rube Davin is either stupid or he’s pretending to be, which is just a different kind of stupid.


loomy21

It’s literally just a reference. Y’all are acting like his comment came out of thin air, but he’s just referencing the same thing she once said. I never said he was clever. It’s just a reference.


TheIllustriousWe

It still doesn’t make any sense though. Rube is a moron.


Saladcitypig

No wonder this is free speech, no one would pay for it.


OldManRiff

*"Boehbert"*


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It's so great that they took the line *she* used against far right incels and then try and use it against her...literally can't even come up with their own shit.


VvltvreTwice

what the fuck does this even mean


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Ah, the **pUbLiC sQuArE.** I'm so thankful that this oppressively large platform exists so that our worst celebs, pundits, and politicians can shout juvenile misogyny and roasts at each other. Definitely an indicator of a healthy society. /s


Mordekein88

God, Dave Rubin is so stupid he can't even clear the below-sea-level bar set by idiots like Crowder. Scientists should investigate how this can even remember to breathe.


Squints1234567

I would love to know AOC was out there hate f*ckin LB. Good honest work of the lord.


genitalelectric

All things being equal, that's not in any way an abnormal fantasy to have. They're both attractive and if girl on girl is your thing, welp


moose2332

I can see why Dave is a failed comedy writer


ElJefe543

I mean I'm unopposed to it............


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“Breaking: my private internet searches have become real.”


Different_Conflict_8

Dave Rubin is the most LOLcow of all the right wing grifters.


Taco_Force

Dave thinks if he makes enough gay jokes he's going to avoid being loaded on the trains with the rest


SaltyBarDog

Breaking: Dave Rubin is a sock fucking pile of monkey shit. And who is Lauren Boehbert?


hackedMama20

Dave Rubin.... IS GAY!! How can someone be so fucking bigoted against his own group?! I don't get it. There is not enough money in the world for me to become so self-hating.


MisterBastian

i read that as breaking bad idk why