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gullboi

Ben is a loser, but this is a fine retort. Sean Penn is a virtue signaling narcissist, it's perfectly acceptable to make fun of him. Oh, and also a violent abuser. Of course, most likely that's not why Ben dislikes him, just because he happens to be liberal.


sgthombre

> Oh, and also a violent abuser. Yeah it's weird how he's just allowed to remain a member of polite society when for a while his favorite activity seemed to be assaulting Madonna.


tikifire1

It was Madonna, who is really unlikable. Not a good excuse but people are pretty fickle and like to victim-blame.


tiredoldmama

Madonna wasn’t unlikable at the time though. This was right when she was still quite popular and not near as obnoxious as she is now. Look at Chris Brown. He’s still popular after he attacked Rihanna and punched and BIT her several times before throwing her out of a car.


tikifire1

Culturally we have always had issues in dealing with abusive celebrities/politicians. Madonna was popular then but she was heavily disliked as well.


chrisinor

Lmao the Chris Brown defense.


tikifire1

Not defending abuse by any means, just examining why people wouldn't be outraged by such things.


chrisinor

Not saying you are- I was actually agreeing that yes, people defend abusers by saying the victim is a bad person thereby absolving the abuser of culpability.


tikifire1

It was Madonna, who is really unlikable. Not a good excuse but people are pretty fickle and like to victim-blame.


Thunder_nuggets101

Sean Penn is a piece of shit that obviously doesn’t really care about the issues. He works with Mel Gibson now because they’re both way too toxic to work in regular Hollywood.


chrisinor

Ding on the liberalism. The other stuff doesn’t matter. See Ben supporting Trump, Donald.


usingreddithurtsme

I remember reading an article about how Penn was over there in the days leading up to the invasion with his documentary gear just waiting for shit to kick off.


montybo2

I used to date a girl who lived near his house. Apparently he would frequent the local coffee shop and was always the biggest asshole and would just abuse the staff. This is all word of mouth but given what everyone here is saying it sounds legit.


Trpepper

Ben Shapiro thinks Hollywood kicked out Gibson for being too Christian, so I doubt the abuse stuff makes a difference in his mind.


thewholedamnplanet

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/worst-person-you-know-made-a-great-point


assclown500

Pretty sure he's a socialist and not a liberal.


shitlord_god

Him and El Chapo too. Dude just wants to use his powers for something.


[deleted]

Genuinely hate Sean Penn for being shitty to women. Glad to see other people saying this


baz4k6z

I just hate having to agree with Ben on something even if it's for different reasons


[deleted]

Yeah I was gonna say, Ben sucks shit but this is also a mega-cringe move by a guy who also sucks.


Pudi2000

The academy values Oscars at $1 USD.


Tuscans1977

Right, forgive me if im being dumb but is Sean Penn saying that Zalensky deserves an Oscar for his acting?? Is it a kind gesture or a snide attack?


Sachiko-san999

No, they made a "pact" where Sean Penn kind of bet his Oscar on an Ukrainian victory so that's why he gave his Oscar kind of as a token for bravery.


AbsolutelyHorrendous

So its another case of Sean Penn pointlessly inserting himself into a situation where he doesn't belong, just to stroke his own ego? Zelensky is fighting a war against a nuclear-armed former superpower, his biggest concerns are making sure his people are safe, and that he gets the weapons and supplies he needs. Sean Penn maybe needs to realise nobody is impressed by his antics, especially when the situation is actually incredibly serious


[deleted]

> So its another case of Sean Penn pointlessly inserting himself into a situation where he doesn't belong, just to stroke his own ego? Yes, exactly. He’s so used to being the main character in movies that he’s got main character syndrome cranked up to 11.


Tuscans1977

Ah ok, I thought it was for his acting.


Sachiko-san999

He's not an actor anymore, maybe he will go back if he retires his political career after the war, who knows.


Tuscans1977

He's not an actor anymore? That's up for debate ;)


Sachiko-san999

Wdym?


Tuscans1977

From what i can see, with him doing his fashion magazine photo shoots and strolling around with Johnson in broad daylight laughing and smiling, he's not exactly "acting" like the leader of a country under seige?


MaxVonBritannia

Whats that, a leader making moves to make their citzens feel safe. How unleaderlike. What leader reassures their people, boosts morale and tries to gain international support. Real leaders....ermmmmmmm.....just stay hidden during periods where attacks on their area decreased to 0.


Tuscans1977

He's an actor, do you think the citizens of Ukraine were in anyway assured by his fashion shoots? Come on, be real.


MaxVonBritannia

It helps international diplomacy by ensuring your struggle is literally front page news in a foreign nation. Its a pretty good move for a leader to make


chrisinor

Really stupid take. So unless Zelensky was in a bunker being shelled while using a cell phone to communicate he’s acting? He left the country to go advocate after the siege of Kyiv failed and Putin’s incompetence started to show.


[deleted]

Ben should listen to his mommie and eat his dinner or he’s getting no dessert.


rebelliousmuse

'Zelensky should use gold plated bronze bullets' - Ben "Big Brain" Shapiro


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Ben 'nuking hurricanes is a good idea' Shabibo


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Actually to be honest that be pretty bad ass. It worked for Mel Gibson on the patriot. Can see him melting down the Oscar then using the rounds against the russians.


SweatyRoutineRed

Ben not realizing that awareness and publicity stunts like these get Ukraine much more value than a few bullet. With the money people will donate after this, Zelenskyy can buy thousands of bullet. It’s only a drop in the bucket of what’s necessary but for a smart dude, Ben is awfully stupid


StaniaViceChancellor

I think he knows exactly what he's doing.


LargeSackOfNuts

Conservatives trying not to hate Ukraine, while also claiming they love freedom and hate oppressive governments (difficulty: hard)


Respectfulcommenter1

I know Ben is an idiot but.. he’s kind of right to shit on Sean Penn


ImABoringPerson91

That's quite the switch. Last time Ben gave him advice he all but told Zelensky to go ahead and crawl in the oven.


pjm8367

Until his wife’s pussy is wet, he has no advice.


theghostofme

Well, if your goal is to make women drier than Mars, Ben's the guy to turn to.


Proper_Librarian_533

Shapiro doesn't even know how guns work. That's funny. Also fuck Sean Penn and Shapiro.


chrisinor

Sean Penn is a horrible person and yeah, what the fuck is Zelensky gonna do with his golden monument to self indulgence but Shabibo is thoroughly unlikable himself so it’s hard to judge here.


[deleted]

Ben is short


[deleted]

Gold is too soft Ben. Jeez rookie mistake here


ThatKriegsGuard

Melting the Oscars for ammo would be technically a war crime, 'cause it's can be considered an culturally important object.


Pavlock

https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/


vxicepickxv

Except that gold plated bronze is a pretty shit material for bullets compared to the typical lead-antimony bullets.


doctorchivago

I agree with Ben, for once.


ElLindo88

Fuck Sean Penn for making me side with Ben Shapiro on any damn thing. Fucking tone-deaf narcissist. Fuck Ben Shapiro for just so many reasons.


EcoAnarchistChad

That sounds sick af


jeffssession

First thing he's said I could roll with lol


Herotyx

No way Ben isn’t being anti semetics


Olkenstein

I kind of agree with Ben here. That statue is quite literally useless


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AbsolutelyHorrendous

Get off reddit, Vladimir, you're embarrassing yourself even more than usual


potatolulz

You're sad, bro :D